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One of many cool things you can do in Germany. (2293 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: Travel

Rating: 1.72 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-19 00:28:13 EST


Since many people seemed to enjoy the last one, http://www.ubersite.com/m/97787, I thought I'd follow it up. People that aren't into cars should probably just skip this one. Enjoy.

GermanVocabularyLesson-TheGermanWordForVaselineIsWeinerSchlider.jpg (1 MB)

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-27 12:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

porsche...there is no substitute unless you can afford the overpriced upgrades of the almighty RUF

I bet an Elise would wreck that shit!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Strange, I thought I rated this, I know I read it.

Keep 'em coming.

-Dave

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



I believe it's been featured on that show as well as "Fifth Gear" many times.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:49:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Was this track (along with the female driver) on Top Gear a few seasons back?

Good post

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Was this track (along with the female driver) on Top Gear a few seasons back?

Good post

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Which one is a Civic?

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for racing

-1 for posting a picture of a Honda Civic

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for racing

-1 for posting a picture of a Honda Civic

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Come-on guys, GROW A PAIR, friends don't let friends be part of the pussification of America.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Real men don't ask permission.

__________________


you're not married. And if you are, you looked over your shoulder before you typed this.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:12:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Real men don't ask permission.

__________________


you're not married. And if you are, you looked over your shoulder before you typed this.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how did I miss this?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost positive that the 7th picture is some sort of variant of an Ultima GTR (kit car).

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

lol... because I call him out on his bullshit this sucks horribly despite 99/100 of people disagreeing. lol

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:00:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool.

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kick ass

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Vielen dank aber das Auto ist nicht einen Lotus Exige. Das ist einen Lotus Exige hier: http://www.edmunds.com/media/il/features/general/06.lotus.exige/exige.lead.340.jpg

Dieses zwei Autos sind nicht die selbe. Hast du eine andere Idee?

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-01-20 08:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Danke schon, meiner Freund. Das auto ist eine Lotus Exige, das du kennst nicht.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2007-01-20 08:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Danke schon, meiner Freund. Das auto ist eine Lotus Exige, das du kennst nicht.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was expecting a holocaust collage


this site disappoints me

Submitted by Brandnamecommercial (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:13:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good pics + interesting commentary + unusual subject matter = excellent post.
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Jack's right. An interesting series, keep it up and ignore the critics.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for the tip... preciate it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:18:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:18:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

I must be really catching on to this whole ubersite thing because I already know whenever I see a post from electrictoothsyndrome I know it's going to be full of some wild conspiracy theory paranoid dellusional bullshit.
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home, ets loves the heat, and he will camp on his posts for hours. just drop a -2 and leave, that's the best thing to do.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:18:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

I must be really catching on to this whole ubersite thing because I already know whenever I see a post from electrictoothsyndrome I know it's going to be full of some wild conspiracy theory paranoid dellusional bullshit.
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home, ets loves the heat, and he will camp on his posts for hours. just drop a -2 and leave, that's the best thing to do.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Real men don't ask permission.

Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:07:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit. Another thing I need to figure out how to talk my wife into letting me do.

Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit. Another thing I need to figure out how to talk my wife into letting me do.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ATTN APOLLO:

AT LEAST MY BELLY DOESN'T RESTRICT ME FROM USING A STEERING WHEEL.


it sucks when you get so fat that your belly presses against the wheel and you have arms like a tyrannosaurus and you wish you could take a drive to get some cheeseburgers but you can't.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know but those ring regulars are a crazy bunch. The Ringmini dude has a whole bunch of bizarre mini's. If it has metal on top, rubber on the bottom and moves fast you will find it at the ring.

Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:22:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, I was jokeing about the go kart...
Is there anything that has not been tried?

Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, I was jokeing about the go kart...
Is there anything that has not been tried?

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.....

btw that black unidentified sports car is an Ultima GTR

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1.) RUF has manufacturer status in Germany which means they get their own VINs, meaning if you put it in a car fax report or something like that it will identify as a RUF not a Porsche. RUF buys the bare chasis from Porsche and builds them up from there. I agree they seem like a tuner but technically they are a manufacturer or so says the German government, unlike Techart, Gemballa, AMG, etc. I toured the factory and it's about the size of a a large firestone tire center or something like. Very small.

2.) The track was there before WWII, maybe they repaved it with jew ashes but there is no way the track is built on top of it. =)

3.) The Ringmini dude (www.ringmini.de) took a GSX 1000 motor and put it on a gokart and then took that to the ring. The tires lasted all of two minutes. There used to be a video on his site but I think they took it down.

I had no idea this would be so popular. I wish I'd found the rest of my pictures, had some better ones of an actual race going on... Oh well maybe part 2 if I ever find them.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

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RUF is an aftermarket tuner that works directly with Porsche, like AMG does with Mercedes.

because to a German, the only thing better than horsepower, is MORE horsepower.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Why didn't you mention that the track was made on the ashes of 1,000,000 Jews that were executed sometime between 1941-1945.


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Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:32:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, what about go karts?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:20:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, RUF = expensive and mind blowingly fast, mr & mrs RUF are nutters
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RUF is an aftermarket tuner that works directly with Porsche, like AMG does with Mercedes.

because to a German, the only thing better than horsepower, is MORE horsepower.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is hot! I wonder how you can get an american car transported over there??

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That would be the ultimate. If I don't ever get to Germany, the next best thing would be the Targa Rally in Newfoundland.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why didn't you mention that the track was made on the ashes of 1,000,000 Jews that were executed sometime between 1941-1945.

Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-19 11:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2007-01-19 01:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

this is so fucking sweet.

Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, what about go karts?

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very enjoyable series

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTN HIDDEN101:

You won't get in.

There is a height restriction.

YOu have to be able to see over a steering wheel without a booster seat.

:-(

Sorry pal.

Maybe in a few years.



Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

Good pics + interesting commentary + unusual subject matter = excellent post.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Jack's right. An interesting series, keep it up and ignore the critics.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holy fuck i am going there someday and i may have to buy a Porsche or BMW when i get there. i'm going to have to brush up on my German. it's been awhile since i've even spoken it.


i love Germany.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Educational post +2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:07:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats it I was getting them mixed up.
She blitzed Clarksons time in the Jag and then said she could do it in a van, which she nearly did. The best bit of that video is when she flys past a guy on a Ducatti.

Thanks for the video.


==========================

Ducatti guy must have been well sad. And felt terribly emasculated. Yeah she was just like half a second off or something.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats it I was getting them mixed up.
She blitzed Clarksons time in the Jag and then said she could do it in a van, which she nearly did. The best bit of that video is when she flys past a guy on a Ducatti.

Thanks for the video.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i've been there.



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:59:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost certain that the chick driving the taxi has made it round the track in under ten minutes.

In a Transit van.


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Tis true. On Top Gear (a programme about cars in UK) she went round the track faster in a tranny van (http://www.newfordtransit.co.uk/vans.jpg) than the presenter (Clarkson) went round in the new Jaguar S or X. Not sure which but it was a fast as fuck Jag anyways.

I'd love a go on that track in a Ferrari but I would die.

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http://www.topgear.com/content/timetoburn/sections/videos/18/broadband.html

Dude, I'm pretty sure it was the Hamster who went round with her no? Or was that just because Clarkson was a fat fuck who slowed her down too much to get round quickly.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't enjoy the last one either, shithead.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just as a side note....for us yanks on this side of the atlantic pond....the Daytona 500 Speedway every so often will open its doors to the average joe blow....I have had my Dodge stealth (not an R/T sadly) up to 135.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL. Ok. I didn't give you any retaliatory -2 by the way.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:35:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, it was a dick maneuver and I'm a tad bit envious of the exciting traveling you did. It still remains a fact, however, that your ass hairs are dreadlocked from getting pounded like a judge's gavel.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


The chick did not set the fastest lap and t wasn't in a sierra sapphire cosworth it was in a highly modified Porsche. It was set by a guy Stefan Bellof , it was done a long
time ago and the record is 6:11. Motorcycle record is is 7.49.

The RUF is not a 959 the body kit makes it look like that, it's 911 turbo based.

I'm not touring Europe now but have done several times before. Since everybody likes this so much I will continue to
post about interesting points of interest until get screamed at because they suck or for being unoriginal.

Yes the grammar and spelling was atrocious - valid point - photoshop doesn't make the best word processor.

Yes the chick laps the course in less than ten minutes - I've in fact managed 9.30. She was running about 9 minutes in
the ring taxi (the older V8 model M5) with a full load of people. No idea what she's doing now in the new V10 M5. The
record in an M5 (old) I believe is ~8.30 so 9.00 is pretty impressive when it's loaded up with people who's safety you
are responsible for.


Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:23:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

the fastest lap was set by that chick in a ford sierra sapphire cosworth

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Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:20:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, RUF = expensive and mind blowingly fast, mr & mrs RUF are nutters

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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-01-19 03:28:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

RUF 959?

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-19 03:20:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

are u touring europe?

this was great because i am jealous.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, it was a dick maneuver and I'm a tad bit envious of the exciting traveling you did. It still remains a fact, however, that your ass hairs are dreadlocked from getting pounded like a judge's gavel.

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:59:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost certain that the chick driving the taxi has made it round the track in under ten minutes.

In a Transit van.


------------------------------------

Tis true. On Top Gear (a programme about cars in UK) she went round the track faster in a tranny van (http://www.newfordtransit.co.uk/vans.jpg) than the presenter (Clarkson) went round in the new Jaguar S or X. Not sure which but it was a fast as fuck Jag anyways.

I'd love a go on that track in a Ferrari but I would die.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That track is a son of a bitch in Forza Motorsport.

Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good show

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm almost certain that the chick driving the taxi has made it round the track in under ten minutes.

In a Transit van.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am so going to Germany!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow I never thought anybody could make that place interesting to me

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you minus 2 perfect 2 posts in Germany and let you know that you need to clean up your spelling and grammatical errors?

Oh, and I know what most of those vehicles are from GT3 on the Playstation which kinda makes me a nerd.













I'll expect you in about 5 minutes for a retal -2. Good day sir.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like to go fast. This would be a place I'd like to go fast in.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A-fucking-men to that.

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-19 05:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Good pics + interesting commentary + unusual subject matter = excellent post.


Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the fastest lap was set by that chick in a ford sierra sapphire cosworth

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, RUF = expensive and mind blowingly fast, mr & mrs RUF are nutters

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-01-19 03:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

RUF 959?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-19 03:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

are u touring europe?

this was great because i am jealous.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-19 02:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

...cargasm!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 02:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


DAS IS GUD.


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-19 02:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

double woot

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2007-01-19 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty cool

Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2007-01-19 01:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2007-01-19 01:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is so fucking sweet.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Take note fuckers, this is how a series is done


Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown