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Undependence Day (A Continuous Saga) (212 hits)

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Rating: -1.25 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-19 00:36:43 EST


Apocalypse. It came knocking when the world was just starting to shape up. Electric transportation, worldwide peace treaties, and a massive moral shift (towards good, as it were) were all highlights of the prologue to the biblical violence that ensued.

What happened first was widespread confusion. Things occurred that no one quite understood... a constant tremor struck the city of Los Angeles, several species of animal all suddenly and simultaneously died off, planes refused to fly, among other things. Then a strange and highly-contagious mental illness descended on the world. People began to do strange and vulgar things; eating their own feces, executing cannibal acts upon children (and only children), mass suicides in violent format. There was one story of a baby who was born just as the madness gripped the doctor, and he hard-balled the infant right into a wall, splitting its unformed skull. The mother was the first to feast on the spilled brain.

As if that weren't enough, volcanoes erupted and spit ash into the sky, blotting out the sun. Continent-wide tropical storms ravaged the seas. World leaders took out old grudges by dusting off their stockpiled nuclear weapons and throwing darts at spinning globes. It was as if we were working together with God to make a new Hell.

The day it all started was July 4, 2044. Our "Undependence" Day, as the new generation called it. The day the world unmade itself.

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Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2007-01-19 10:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It was Thursday, fuckers.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Things occurred that no one quite understood...

And then follows the description which no one understood .

Contradictio , isn't it ?


-1 : i've seen much better...


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-19 09:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 08:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Just trying to clean up the front page. Quit your bitching.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-19 07:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Great. Another end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-baby-eating story. Thaaaat's what we need.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-19 04:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I was dissapointed. I thought you said "Sega."

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:57:40 (#)
Ranking: -1


Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought this was gonna be about underpants. people are gonna hate this.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought this was gonna be about underpants. people are gonna hate this.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-19 00:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i thought this was gonna be about underpants. people are gonna hate this.


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