She's an Artist (2072 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.04 on 108 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mrez (View user info) at 2007-01-19 12:32:18 EST
She's an artist, a 20 year-old artist. My boyfriend of 7 years left me yesterday for a 20 year-old artist. I have had to repeat this to myself multiple times, because it just isn't sinking in. Here I am, seating in our 2 bedroom-2 bath condo and staring at all of his things, all of our things. I am trying to figure out the logistics like how I am going to have to move and it is impossible to find an apartment in January in Chicago. Or how am I going to tell every single person I know that he and I are over. And then comes the sobbing. I have been sobbing on and off since he told me, the kind of crying where I can hardly catch my breath and my face looks like I have been punched. It's triggered by something small, like finding a plane ticket from one of our vacations together or all of his poker shows on the tivo.
I don't really know what happened. We had been dating since college and obviously things were not as passionate or exciting as they once were, but I never thought that this is how it would end up. Since we were not married or engaged after being together for 7 years, you might think that I would have realized he didn't want to spend the rest of his life with me but I was just going with the plan. The plan (in my mind) of dating for awhile, moving in together, getting engaged, getting married, having babies, and living happily ever after. Apparently I was mistaken; perhaps I should have shared this aloud with him many years ago.
I don't really know much about her or "them". He just told me that they had met at some coffee shop he likes to go to and they started becoming friends. A friendship he told me I had no reason to worry about...bastard. He said that she is the one he wants to be with, that she is the one that gets who he wants to be and what he wants to do with his life. I suppose I was just something to hold him over. He didn't seem all that sorry, he said nice things but they just seemed to be like backhand compliments "you are a wonderful girl and there is someone out there for you, it just isn't me." The idea of her sleeping in our bed, eating on the couch while watching Saturday Night Live reruns, or buying him new coffee mugs to add to his collection makes me want to just curl up and disappear.
So here I am, starting over. I have to create a whole new life, and do it all by myself. The idea of it terrifies me, and I feel somewhat empty and weak, but my friends tell me that in a couple of years I will look back and really appreciate that I am on my own and I will realize that he wasn't "The One" for me. The idea of having to figure out who I am as an individual (not as a couple) and invent new plans for my future is utterly exhausting. And I wish I could end this on a more positive and optimistic note, but I just don't have it in me.
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-03 10:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sympathize from the other end of the bargain.
I left her, for she didn't want my love.
Just control of my life, my money, my mind, my feeding habits,my drinking habits, my smoking habits, the color of my carpet(yooh, there went the carpet!), what time i should sleep, what time i should wake up, my hobby's, my internet, my friends, what bar i shouldn't frequent, what stupid soap i should watch, what fiction i shouldn't watch, what books i should or shouldn't read.
What to do (or not do) next ?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Im so sorry about your loss. Really I am.
I'll totally sympathy-fuck you!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
well damn....you better start painting pretty lady
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, maybe she was interesting in a way that you are not. In any event, you have all these friends on Ubersite to make you feel better about the fact that you probably deserved to be dumped for all the incessant bitching and emotional baggage you brought to the relationship.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why is this on Most Heated?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:08:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was well written.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:23:39 EST (#)
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if controller was best why replace after only six month? ofcourse s-control is best, not size of nebraska and buttons more comfort to use.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 08:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Touche
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:09:57 (#)
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"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:55:01 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
quantify that bart.
name one part of this that was good."
i'll do that for you;
"...my face looks like I have been punched."
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:18:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude she's a fucking ARTIST. They're gonna be poor as shit as blame each other for not allowing "creative realisation and release" then both end up in lower management hating life.
You fuckin win, man.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:09:57 EST (#)
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"Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:55:01 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
quantify that bart.
name one part of this that was good."
i'll do that for you;
"...my face looks like I have been punched."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 19:59:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:02:03 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:55:01 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
quantify that bart.
name one part of this that was good.
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I'm guessing Bart liked the part about having to find an apartment in January in Chicago.
*nudge nudge wink wink*
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did bart email you and offer to let you stay at his place until you find an apartment? i wouldn't put it past that geeky loser.
you can move into my apartment because i'm about ready to get the fuck out of Chicago. the apartment is a pretty nice place in a good area if you can afford it and there's even a really cheap parking spot in back! i'm so fucking tired of this city and the people in it. i want to buy a house with lots of land and put up an electric fence around it with signs that say "trespassers will be shot".
anyway, sorry this happened to you, but i'm quite sure you'll be better off. i'm going to guess you are somewhere around 30, plus or minus a couple years. if he left you for a 20 year old artist, he just sounds like a dumbass. a third to half of the population of Chicago seems to be 20 year old artists and i'm getting sick and fucking tired of being surrounded by them constantly. none of them are near as interesting or original as they think.
so here i am, stuck at O'Hare because of this shitty weather. if i actually do get to Boston it's going to be like 1am. i may just go home and try again tomorrow. anyone want to get drunk with me in Wicker Park tonight?
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2007-01-21 19:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This could have been written by any of my ex-girlfriends.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get out there and start sucking cock. I mean a LOT of cock. You won't have time to be sad when you are gagging on some penis.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:55:22 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:48:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how many idiots are still missing the part about it being FICTION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
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And I love how many idiots are still wasting their days away reading comment after comment on ubersite. Guess what? There is a big beautiful world out there. Go in search of it. And while you're at, blow me.
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Have I missed some other chapter of your life's story, or weren't you leaving?
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You couldn't be so lucky. I on the other hand, won the lottery.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was well written.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-21 08:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad at all, dosent deserve a negative rating.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:48:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how many idiots are still missing the part about it being FICTION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
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And I love how many idiots are still wasting their days away reading comment after comment on ubersite. Guess what? There is a big beautiful world out there. Go in search of it. And while you're at, blow me.
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Have I missed some other chapter of your life's story, or weren't you leaving?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what's known as "the pot calling the kettle black" lol
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:45:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:48:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how many idiots are still missing the part about it being FICTION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
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And I love how many idiots are still wasting their days away reading comment after comment on ubersite. Guess what? There is a big
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, is she fat? They always leave for fatter chicks, it's a SCIENTIFIC FAT. That's why I just ate a whole bunch of nachos.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"We've been too strong for too long, and I can't be without you, baby."
I can't get that song out of my head.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 18:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:48:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how many idiots are still missing the part about it being FICTION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
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And I love how many idiots are still wasting their days away reading comment after comment on ubersite. Guess what? There is a big beautiful world out there. Go in search of it. And while you're at, blow me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-20 15:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahaha, he upgraded to a non battered, tighter, less worn vagina. Hahahaha, your cunt sucks.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
best scourge review ever: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97842#2282389
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's FICTION, you morons.
Shitty fiction at that.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how many idiots are still missing the part about it being FICTION.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:09:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sad. Loss is always very un-fun.
Hang in there sister, and just remember, being single ain't all bad... And at least you're a chick.... You can still go and get laid whenever you want. ;)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chin up. It will get better. It always does.
PS. don't listen to retards below. They don't even have pubes yet. Taking advise from pubeless people is a No No for sure.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This would break my heart if I actually gave a shit about you and your bullshit problems. It isn't like you got fucking cancer or picked the ghey AIDS up from Shlongy. Get the fuck over it and move on like adults do. If this is the most dramatic thing that has ever happened to you and you can't cope you should just fucking off yourself now because shit can be worse.
Fucking pussy.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:23:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:10:14 (#)
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And I wish I could end this on a more positive and optimistic note, but I just don't have it in me.
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Of course you don't have it in you. He left, remember?
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lawl
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:22:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:10:14 (#)
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And I wish I could end this on a more positive and optimistic note, but I just don't have it in me.
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Of course you don't have it in you. He left, remember?
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nice one, bubba
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
youre kind of dumb, arent you?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you tricked us all, you cunt
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
one time I found out my wife may be preggers
went on a bender
still in it
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-20 11:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got dumped once. Went on a four-day bender. Felt so shitty on the fifth day that it didn't matter anymore. Not saying you should do this, but it worked for me.
*And this too shall pass.*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:10:14 EST (#)
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And I wish I could end this on a more positive and optimistic note, but I just don't have it in me.
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Of course you don't have it in you. He left, remember?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:02:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:55:01 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
quantify that bart.
name one part of this that was good.
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I'm guessing Bart liked the part about having to find an apartment in January in Chicago.
*nudge nudge wink wink*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:26:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-20 02:20:47 EST (#)
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And if anyone is wondering, I neet girls all the time. If you don't know what that means, you're an idiot.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-20 02:19:25 EST (#)
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Hm...
I'm not a 20 year old artist for another year. I did neet my last girlfriend in a coffee shop, though.
But she had only been dating the guy for two years.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-20 00:55:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
quantify that bart.
name one part of this that was good.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He's probably dumber than you ever realized.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
I might get more shit for this comment than I am getting on the post itself, but this is fiction. However, I appreciate all of the heartfelt comments with advice on how she should get over him.
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I should've known when you mentioned his 'coffee-mug collection'.
-1 for not stating "This was fiction" at the end of your piece. It's impolite to have other users pour out advice from the heart, only to get jaded after finding their advice meant nothing. You're running the risk of making these types of people stop doing such nice things for others, thereby making the world that much less civil and caring. I hope you're happy.
Not -2 because I SHOULD HAVE READ THE FUCKING REPLIES FIRST.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
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That's bart's way of saying "You can stay at my place... for a PRICE."
I didn't even read anything below bart's comment, but I can echo the sentiment. Most of the 'kids' on this site haven't been out of puberty 7 years yet. And if you're reading this reply hoping I will write some insane piece of wisdom that turns around your perspective, I can't.
It hurts. And it sucks, and it's not fair. Been there. ALL (most) of us have at some point. It'll take a while for the wounds to heal, and even longer for them to scar over. Just eat lots of ice cream and wallow in misery for a week. It's ok. Really. After that week, maybe you'll see that it's time to move on with your life. That's when you start to regain control and become even stronger than you were. At least, that's what happens in the chick flicks, right?
Ah yes! Chick flicks indeed. Them and some good ol' ice cream should be a perfect start on the way to the new you. (I'm gonna' buy some stock in Ben and Jerry's now :-)
Feel worse, then feel better and post again...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let the angry teenage boys below get you down. This is very good.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Psst* Luther... FUCK OFF!
Go back under your daddy's desk and finish sucking him off like a good little twat.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And it goes all the way to the top of the list. Some people can't do that if they try - you should congratulate yourself on that part. Next write one telling everyone you're going to commit suicide, asking for advice and then tell them "just kidding." It will shatter records.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
....
*snork*
Sorry <rubs eyes>, I just woke up...is this post still yapping?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's right you know. The only way to salvage this train wreck is to show us your tits...
Tits or continue to go down in flames... your choice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:18:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
now show us your tits.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Lolz.
SH3S AN ARTIST A 20 YEAR-OLD ARTIST!!11! OMG WTF LOL MAH BOYFREIND OF 7 YEARS L3FT M3 YASTARDAY FOR A 20 Y3AR-OLD ARTIST!!!11!1 I HAEV HAD 2 REP3AT THIS 2 MYSELF MULTIPL3 TIEMS B/C IT JUST ISNT SINKNG IN!11!!! HARE I M S3ATNG IN OUR 2 BDROM-2 BATH CONDO AND STARNG AT AL OF HIS THNGS AL OF OUR THNGS1!111! OMG WTF LOL IM TRYNG 2 FIGURE OUT TEH LOGISTICS LIEK HOW IMA HAEV 2 MOV3 AND IT IS IMPOSIBLE 2 FIND AN APARTMENT IN JANUARY IN CHICAGO11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL OR HOW M I GONG 2 TEL 3VERY SNGLE PARSON I KNOW TAHT H3 AND I R OVAR!1111!!1 OMG WTF LOL AND TH3N COMES DA SOBNG!!!!1!1! OMG LOL I HAEV BAN SOBNG ON AND OF SINCE HE 2LD M3 DA KIND OF CRYNG WHER3 I CAN HARDLY CATCH MAH BREATH AND MAH FAEC LOKS LIEK I HAEV BEN PUNCHED!111 WTF LOL ITS TRIGARED BY SOMETHNG SMAL LIEK FINDNG A PLAEN TIKET FROM ONA OF OUR VACATIONS 2GETHAR OR AL OF HIS POKER SHOWS ON DA TIVO
I1!!11! OMG LOL DONT RILLY KNOW WUT HAPANED!!!! LOL WE HAD BEN DATNG SINCE COLEGE AND OBVIOUSLY THNGS W3RE NOT AS PASIONAET OR AXCITNG AS TH3Y ONC3 WERE BUT I NEV3R THOUGHT TAHT THIS IS HOW IT WUD END UP11!1 OMG WTF LOL SINC3 WA W3RA NOT MAREID OR ANGAEGD AFTAR BNG 2GETH3R FOR 7 YEARS U MIGHT THINK TAHT I WUD HAEV R3ALIEZD HE DIDNT WANT 2 SPAND TEH REST OF HIS LIEF WIT MA BUT I WAS JUST GONG WIT DA PLAN11!! OMG WTF LOL TEH PLAN (IN MAH MIND) OF DATNG FOR AWHIEL MOVNG IN 2GETHER GETNG ENGAEGD GETNG MAREID HAVNG BABEIS AND LIVNG HAPILY 3VER AFT3R!!1!!!!1 OMG LOL APAERNTLY I WAS MISTAEKN P3RHAPS I SHUD HAEV SHAERD THIS ALOUD WIT HIM MANY YEARS AGO
I!1!11111 WTF DONT RILLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT HAR OR TH3M!!1!! WTF LOL HA JUST 2LD MA TAHT TH3Y HAD MET AT SOME COFE SHOP HA LIEKS 2 GO 2 AND THEY STARTAD BCOMNG FREINDS!!!11!1! OMG A FREINDSHIP HE 2LD ME I HAD NO REASON 2 WORY ABOUT.BASTARD1!1!!1!!1!!!1!!! WTF HE SADE TAHT SHA IS DA ONE HA WANTS 2 B WITH TAHT SH3 IS TEH ONA TAHT G3TS WHO HE WANTS 2 B AND WUT H3 WANTS 2 DO WIT HIS LIEF!1111!1 LOL I SUPOS3 I WAS JUST SOM3THNG 2 HOLD HIM OV3R!1!!!!1! OMG H3 DIDNT SEM AL TAHT SORY HE SADE NIEC THNGS BUT TH3Y JUST SEMED 2 B LIEK BAKHAND COMPLIEMNTS U R A WOND3RFUL GIRL AND THEYRE IS SOMEON3 OUT THEIR FOR U IT JUST ISNT MA1!!!! OMG LOL DA IEDA OF HER SLEPNG IN OUR BD 3ATNG ON TEH COUCH WHIEL WATCHNG SATURDAY NIGHT LIEV RARUNS OR BUYNG HIM NU COFE MUGS 2 AD 2 HIS COL3CTION MAEKS MA WANT 2 JUST CURL UP AND DISAPEAR
SO!1!11 OMG LOL HERA I M STARTNG OVER1!1!!1!1 I HAEV 2 CREAET A WHOLE NU LIEF AND DO IT AL BY MYSELF111!1! WTF TEH IEDA OF IT T3RIFEIS MA AND I FEL WUT 3MPTY AND WEAK BUT MAH FREINDS T3L ME TAHT IN A COUPL3 OF YEARS I WIL LOK BAK AND RILLY APR3CIAET TAHT IM ON MAH OWN AND I WIL REALIEZ TAHT HE WASNT DA ONE FOR ME1111!!1 WTF TEH IEDA OF HAVNG 2 FIGUR3 OUT WHO IM AS AN INDIVIDUAL (NOT AS A COUPLE) AND INVENT NU PLANS FOR MAH FUTURA IS UTERLY AXHAUSTNG1!!11!11 OMG AND I WISH I CUD 3ND THIS ON A MOR3 POSITIEV AND OPTIMISTIC NOTA BUT I JUST DONT HAEV IT IN ME!1!!!11 WTF LOL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course, all will be quickly forgotten if you just show me your hole.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Heat" is a good thing on Uber.
Unfortunately, in this case, it's probably a bad thing because people are lining up to tell you that "you fucking suck" and to "shut up".
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:17:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:06:04 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:03:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I see I was right about the heat too... #5 and climbing... Wooooo look at her go.
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Is that a good or bad thing for my first post?
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good for hits.
those mean a LOT.
bad for your rating. also means a LOT.
really, everything that shows what you have done here on Uber is very important.
now show us your tits.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know what's going on here but there are a lot of reviews and I'm getting in on the action.
Here's cum in your eye. If you don't deserve it, all apologies.
Not really.
I drew a drawing of my dong
A year ago today
I took the drawed-on paper and I
Tucked it safe away
Today I found the drawing which I
Opened nice and slow
And this is what I found I'd drawn
So many months ago:
A picture of my dick, swollen and scourged by a whip made of a thousand angry vaginas,
Pussies vomiting ants and hornets, spewing them onto my weeping, tortured cock diesel,
Chained and punished so, my wounded hangdown sits there on the page, cast in graphite:
A testament to the vile, broken world we live in.
A world that will somehow suffer the likes of this bullshit post.
Thank you for making my day worse.
You owe me for these seconds that I will never see again,
And that is a balance that you cannot pay.
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:03:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I see I was right about the heat too... #5 and climbing... Wooooo look at her go.
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Is that a good or bad thing for my first post?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I see I was right about the heat too... #5 and climbing... Wooooo look at her go.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:24:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
I pretty sure all of us gave her a good rating and words of encouragement out of sympathy and knowledge of the hoards of people that would soon rush in drive her to a suicidal state of depression with their brutal comments...
CORRECT
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*pssssst* squirrel lady...... READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE YOU RATE A POST!!!
Or, and this would be even better for all of us really.... just go back to MySpace.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hang in there, Honey! Just think, in seven years that stupid little bitch will be sitting on a milk crate in some shabby little studio apartment, broken the same way you are, only hopefully it will be because he was horribly disfigured in a meat-grinding accident!!!! DIIIIEEEE!
*ahem* excuse me.
Everything happens for a reason, sounds dumb and trite but it's one of the only things you can really believe in, so hold on.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
holy mother of fuck, I agree with Homer.
Oh, Homey. heh heh *snort*
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I pretty sure all of us gave her a good rating and words of encouragement out of sympathy and knowledge of the hoards of people that would soon rush in drive her to a suicidal state of depression with their brutal comments...
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:50:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:47:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
actually i thought it was crap and i was trying to be nice with my zeros. she got a sympathy zero. or he. or whatever.
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OK. Noted. Change what I said from "Everyone" to "almost everyone."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
huh
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
touche, shlongy. but atleast my method doesn't bring on more heartache or depression. meaningless sex is a much more temporary fix.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yes there is, Pierre.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mrez, dahling, there's no better band-aid for a woman's heartache than an outing with a gay man.
hehe *snort*
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:47:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
actually i thought it was crap and i was trying to be nice with my zeros. she got a sympathy zero. or he. or whatever.
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OK. Noted. Change what I said from "Everyone" to "almost everyone."
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A little online stinky-pinky below me?
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I guess congo has a good point. But my pity's not free. For fuck's sake, I offered a makeover. Do you know how much women would pay for that??
hehe *snort*
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I really appreciate the offer Luther, and if I ever do get dumped by my boyfriend for another woman...I would love to take you up on the makeover.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:41:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone who's pissed off that they thought this was real when it really wasn't, and is now going back and -2'ing you because "I've seen better," and "it's really not that good," ... liars. It was good enough that you had them believing you.
That's worth a +2 right there.
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actually i thought it was crap and i was trying to be nice with my zeros. she got a sympathy zero. or he. or whatever.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I guess congo has a good point. But my pity's not free. For fuck's sake, I offered a makeover. Do you know how much women would pay for that??
hehe *snort*
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone who's pissed off that they thought this was real when it really wasn't, and is now going back and -2'ing you because "I've seen better," and "it's really not that good," ... liars. It was good enough that you had them believing you.
That's worth a +2 right there.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
be glad he's gone. key his car, burn his shit, and tell her he has herpes.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, its called bitterness that my ol' man left me for a younger slut. If you swallowed and your vagina didnt look like lunchmeat you might not be in this predicament
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is called first-person narrative.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Betting this tops the most heated list before I leave work.
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-19 15:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:58:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:50:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:45:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well fiction shouldn't read like a blog entry.
sorry for the misunderstanding.
:(
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was fiction? Fuck you this sucks.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:50:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:45:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well fiction shouldn't read like a blog entry.
sorry for the misunderstanding.
:(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:50:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:45:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well fiction shouldn't read like a blog entry.
sorry for the misunderstanding.
:(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:45:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well fiction shouldn't read like a blog entry.
sorry for the misunderstanding.
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fiction?
Fuck her...you...him...Uber.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:06:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
The best thing for you to do is to take advice from people on this site as they obviously know everything there is to know about intimate relationships.
That was classic, though.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
in THAT case.. being that you weren't an emotional train wreck while writing this.... I've seen better. A lot better.
Sorry sweetie.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well fiction shouldn't read like a blog entry.
sorry for the misunderstanding.
:(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an autist.
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I might get more shit for this comment than I am getting on the post itself, but this is fiction. However, I appreciate all of the heartfelt comments with advice on how she should get over him.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:52:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww, honey.... if I lived in Chicago, I'd take you out shopping, give you a badass makeover, and hit the clubs with you, all the while bashing him into oblivion.
Nonetheless dear, no matter what the jerkoffs say, I happened to think this was pretty well written, considering your speculated emotional status. I know what it's like to need to just get it all out, and it doesn't matter where. Yea, you know the vultures are circling, trying to tear ya down even more. But you got it out, and ya feel juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit better now, right?
You're not rebuilding your life. Your life is awesome, with or without him. You're merely adjusting to your life with all the freedom in the world. You no longer have to plan things around another person. If you want ice cream for breakfast- make it chocolate with chocolate syrup. :)
Chin up, dollface. You're gonna love being free!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Homey... are you just now figuring that out?
jeez, I didn't know I was that good at hiding it!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:15:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also are you old? is that why you mention she's 20?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow you just removed all doubt that YOU'RE a flaming homosexual...
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:52:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww, honey.... if I lived in Chicago, I'd take you out shopping, give you a badass makeover, and hit the clubs with you, all the while bashing him into oblivion.
Nonetheless dear, no matter what the jerkoffs say, I happened to think this was pretty well written, considering your speculated emotional status. I know what it's like to need to just get it all out, and it doesn't matter where. Yea, you know the vultures are circling, trying to tear ya down even more. But you got it out, and ya feel juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit better now, right?
You're not rebuilding your life. Your life is awesome, with or without him. You're merely adjusting to your life with all the freedom in the world. You no longer have to plan things around another person. If you want ice cream for breakfast- make it chocolate with chocolate syrup. :)
Chin up, dollface. You're gonna love being free!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
also be thankful you weren't married. no paperwork this way.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
skate it off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 14:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My boyfriend of 7 years left me yesterday for a 20 year-old artist.
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y'know why? It's because that girl can snap her labia like castanets. Many men have been mesmerized by a flamenco'ed baginer.
But I don't worry, I can help you. I can teach you how do it, and you can snag any man you want!
Let me know, I am available anytme.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwww, honey.... if I lived in Chicago, I'd take you out shopping, give you a badass makeover, and hit the clubs with you, all the while bashing him into oblivion.
Nonetheless dear, no matter what the jerkoffs say, I happened to think this was pretty well written, considering your speculated emotional status. I know what it's like to need to just get it all out, and it doesn't matter where. Yea, you know the vultures are circling, trying to tear ya down even more. But you got it out, and ya feel juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit better now, right?
You're not rebuilding your life. Your life is awesome, with or without him. You're merely adjusting to your life with all the freedom in the world. You no longer have to plan things around another person. If you want ice cream for breakfast- make it chocolate with chocolate syrup. :)
Chin up, dollface. You're gonna love being free!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:36:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
listen, the wolves are circling this post as i type this.
this was not the place to post this. nobody here cares about you. they are inhuman monsters.
sorry about your bullshit. life is a motherfucker. heal yourself with booze or target shooting or drugs or music or whatever.
have this 2 to keep you warm in the face of the impending shitstorm this post will have to weather.
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Excellent advice.
Here, have another log.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"...perhaps I should have shared this aloud with him many years ago."
um. Ya think?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
well if you fancy a bit of cock, ummmmm ummmm
GO OUT!
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"The idea of having to figure out who I am as an individual (not as a couple)...is utterly exhausting."
And that's probably the reason he left you. Well...that, and the artist chick is probably smoking hot.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The best thing for you to do is to take advice from people on this site as they obviously know everything there is to know about intimate relationships.
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, that sucks. But if you think about it, you really got the better deal for the long run. The fact that he picked a 20 year old (and an "artist" to boot) should tell you that he's a commitaphobe. So you got burned. You'll cry a bit, you'll mope a bit, and in the end you'll get over him. Hopefully you'll take a lesson or two away about spotting commitaphobes and the next time you'll find the guy who's truely right for you. I wish you luck.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-19 13:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's probably because you are ugly.
Don't bother trying to date again he was the only man who would ever like you.
You probably feel worthless right now but that's only because you ARE.
You should probably turn on Oprah make a nice cup of cocoa and take 45 tylenol.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look here's the thing sweet cheeks. You'll get over it but you're going to probably be more miserable than you've ever know.. for a period. The thing is how long that lasts is up to you. The best way to get it over it the quickest is to get reinvolved with the friends that you have as quickly as possible and make as many new ones as you can as quickly as possible. That's the key. Also finding and pursuing any interests you have that you can do by yourself. That's probably hard right now because you probably don't feel like doing anything at all. Force yourself little by little. Maybe it's taking an art class, maybe it's pursuing a high degree, maybe it's skydiving, maybe it's something else. Figure out 4 or 5 of those things and get involved. You'll meet new people through those things and maybe even a new boyfriend eventually - when you don't have time to be depressed you won't. Make it happen a soon as you can. The choice is up to you, you can be depressed for a few weeks or a few years. It's that simple.
As for your ex - don't worry he'll get his. A 20 year old? LOL. That means she's not old enough to have gone through that "selfish period" all females seem to go through in the early 20's to late 20's time frame to varying degrees. Too young too immature - it won't work out well. It's called karma and it always comes back around.
Good luck.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmm... 20 year old artist....
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:47:13 (#)
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And don't listen to that shithead Chicken Rapist below, he has a hen coop in his backyard for when he's feeling 'ornery'
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Butthole sore, Georgey-Porgey?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
Old Method is coming back! You've been a bit off lately, Greeky.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And don't listen to that shithead Chicken Rapist below, he has a hen coop in his backyard for when he's feeling 'ornery'
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Show us your fuckin tits if you really want to get back at him, then send him the link
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna give this a sympathy zero, because the the execution of this is shitty, and I hate blogs, but the subject matter is familiar.
You got traded in, sold out for a newer, sleeker model. That sucks.
But you have the opportunity now to step back and realize that you failed to define yourself as a person and became nothing at all. You sold yourself to an idea and didn't notice.
Were you more in love with the idea, or with him?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
listen, the wolves are circling this post as i type this.
this was not the place to post this. nobody here cares about you. they are inhuman monsters.
sorry about your bullshit. life is a motherfucker. heal yourself with booze or target shooting or drugs or music or whatever.
have this 2 to keep you warm in the face of the impending shitstorm this post will have to weather.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-19 12:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen, he is a dick and you should forget about his dumb, cheating ass. If he left you he is not worth the effort.