I Put the ARRR in "Rad" (NPF- Nerd Post Friday) (2327 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-01-19 17:44:56 EST
I do. Seriously.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-05 09:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OLE!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 18:27:46 EDT (#)
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Ummm, then I'd like to make a deposit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:46:54 EDT (#)
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ooooh I'm almost at 1000 ratings....my next 9 will be +2's
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-27 17:31:22 EDT (#)
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This is a terrible picture; it was for the shirt...but thanks anyway.
Shlongy: My ass pics only go to subscribers, and you're past due this month.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:39:42 EDT (#)
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How can you tell? You have an ass shot that I am not privy to?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:24:55 EDT (#)
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I agree, you're nicely proportioned.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-27 16:02:34 EDT (#)
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Narharhar... *Cough*
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-27 15:58:37 EDT (#)
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Nicole Jan?
Who the fuck is that?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-27 22:53:03 EST (#)
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Its pissing down in Sydney today. yummy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:51:49 EST (#)
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i saw "rad" in the MRR and got excited.
:(
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-27 02:35:48 EST (#)
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Yes sir, yes ma'am.
Done.
PS I wanna go to Australia :(
Someday!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:34:20 EST (#)
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Oh, it's both alright.
You would too if you were currently enjoying Coley's box.
Check your e-mail, woman.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:18:53 EST (#)
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yah sacre bleu is all over you !
It's nice in Austrailia, I think I want to stay.
Hope your cool Miss Coley.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-26 19:40:42 EST (#)
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Timmaaaah...from Sacrilicious?
It's both, I'm sure.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-24 23:45:27 EST (#)
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feel the love......
or horniness
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:16:10 EST (#)
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I
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:15:53 EST (#)
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LOVE
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:15:44 EST (#)
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YOU
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:15:33 EST (#)
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SO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-21 16:15:22 EST (#)
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MUCH
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-19 18:52:28 EST (#)
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You have an uncanny resemblance to my kids mom. Does that make us, ya know, closer?
....weird.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:40:23 EST (#)
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actually I think I meant 'it'. which *is* you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:39:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:40:49 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:27:35 (#)
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tidy body
pity about the boat race
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stop making me laugh.
I love you too, apollo. Let's make out. You can put a bag on my head.
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I'll commandeer a parachute from group op's for apollos. a big one. oh and some glasses. so he doesn't ever do it, well you, again.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:29:32 EST (#)
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http://www.flowersbycoley.com/
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:40:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:27:35 (#)
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tidy body
pity about the boat race
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stop making me laugh.
I love you too, apollo. Let's make out. You can put a bag on my head.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:27:35 EST (#)
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tidy body
pity about the boat race
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:17:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:05:41 (#)
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When are you coming to England?
I put he "cock" in the "Englishmans cock in Coley's arsehole"
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH
you people are fucking *killing* me today.
what a gentleman.
(insert joke here about "inserting" joke and "gentle" and "arsehole")
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:05:41 EST (#)
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When are you coming to England?
I put he "cock" in the "Englishmans cock in Coley's arsehole"
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:34:41 EST (#)
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ill bet your boobs are nice
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:42:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:24:28 (#)
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unfortunately transams have like barely existant backseats... itd be more sucessful to jam the passenger seat with your ankles resting on the t top opening...
...or on the hood
...you can thank me for the suggestion by sending detailed video coverage
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:11:32 (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:39:53 (#)
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I will lick YOUR pussy, also.
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GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
^^^I echo D_R.
GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE DIRTIER-MINDED THAN ME AND I DIDNT THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:59:54 EST (#)
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GODDAMNIT RAY YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT
THIS POST WAS ABOUT ME BY THE WAY
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:24:28 EST (#)
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unfortunately transams have like barely existant backseats... itd be more sucessful to jam the passenger seat with your ankles resting on the t top opening...
...or on the hood
...you can thank me for the suggestion by sending detailed video coverage
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:39:53 (#)
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I will lick YOUR pussy, also.
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GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:49:08 EST (#)
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You don't look nerdy, plus, there's no "arrr" in Rad, except when he's being arrrested. {Hahaha}
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:39:53 EST (#)
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I will lick YOUR pussy, also.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 21:30:07 EST (#)
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and a fauxhawk, right?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 16:50:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:53:55 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:52:55 (#)
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I still wanna get in the back of a Trans-Am with you - that'd be a romp.
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Pick me up in the TransAm and I'll feather my hair and wear my best blue eyeshadow..and we'll see what happens.
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wow, you really know how to push my buttons!
Did I mention that I wear a lot of pink?
It looks good with my skin tone...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're raising the white flag, like a Frenchy?
Could you just wave a maxi-pad on a stick or something? That...um, that does it for me.
Doesn't have to be a used one or anything. Though any attempt to recreate the Japanese flag is appreciated. IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:42:50 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure you are going to out-perv me, no matter what I say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:40:52 EST (#)
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I don't waste time with foreplay. I get to my point.
I mean I get my point to you. Directly and with much emphasis.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:35:50 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron; I love it when you talk all romantical like that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:13:06 EST (#)
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ALL ABOARD THE TITFUCK TRAIN!!!!!!!
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *sploot*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:05:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:42:17 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:29:38 (#)
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i have to go back to school tomorrow and i have to take organic chemistry and i dont wanna because i dont wanna get my face slashed by some pre-med asian kid who wants to be #1 in the class; plus the fact that its organic chemistry and its sucks balls, its all like, "figure out the bonding on this 5-carbodicyclase molecule", and when i hear that my brain explodes and i dont want my brain to explode because i like my brain, but organic chemistry is going to take my brain; i hate organic chemistry, its really, really scary.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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wait till you get to P-Chem
then it gets really fun
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THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:53:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:52:55 (#)
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I still wanna get in the back of a Trans-Am with you - that'd be a romp.
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Pick me up in the TransAm and I'll feather my hair and wear my best blue eyeshadow..and we'll see what happens.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:52:55 EST (#)
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I still wanna get in the back of a Trans-Am with you - that'd be a romp.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:29:55 EST (#)
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you rang?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:08:55 EST (#)
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CONEHEAD!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:58:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:54:02 (#)
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that IS funny
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:05:37 (#)
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hahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:59:55 (#)
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why the long face ROFL
just kidding I'd rail you
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This is true. My brother made the same "long face" joke about *himself*.
You should have seen me as a baby.
I looked like a conehead.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:54:02 EST (#)
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that IS funny
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:05:37 (#)
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hahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:59:55 (#)
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why the long face ROFL
just kidding I'd rail you
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:05:37 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahaha
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:59:55 EST (#)
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why the long face ROFL
just kidding I'd rail you
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:42:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:29:38 (#)
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i have to go back to school tomorrow and i have to take organic chemistry and i dont wanna because i dont wanna get my face slashed by some pre-med asian kid who wants to be #1 in the class; plus the fact that its organic chemistry and its sucks balls, its all like, "figure out the bonding on this 5-carbodicyclase molecule", and when i hear that my brain explodes and i dont want my brain to explode because i like my brain, but organic chemistry is going to take my brain; i hate organic chemistry, its really, really scary.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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wait till you get to P-Chem
then it gets really fun
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:14:03 EST (#)
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oh i bet RAD1101 is SO jealous of this shirt!!! i ordered my rad racing one forever ago... me thinks they stole me monies :(
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:10:30 EST (#)
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The top says so..... so I guess it must be true.
You rock!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:17:32 EST (#)
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w00t!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-21 23:34:08 EST (#)
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chemistry sucks. its full of crap that you cant even see...what if theyre not even real? its a whole liberal academia coverup! fucking bastards making me learn this useless shit.
boooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Id slip it in you.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:21:18 EST (#)
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For some reason or other.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:18:46 EST (#)
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bob: :(
Chemistry is cool though. Smarty menz are cool. You can do it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-01-21 21:32:04 EST (#)
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Word.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:29:38 EST (#)
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i have to go back to school tomorrow and i have to take organic chemistry and i dont wanna because i dont wanna get my face slashed by some pre-med asian kid who wants to be #1 in the class; plus the fact that its organic chemistry and its sucks balls, its all like, "figure out the bonding on this 5-carbodicyclase molecule", and when i hear that my brain explodes and i dont want my brain to explode because i like my brain, but organic chemistry is going to take my brain; i hate organic chemistry, its really, really scary.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:36:06 EST (#)
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fuck yeah, four bucks. suck it.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:34:42 EST (#)
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i saw that shirt today, i heart the O.N.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:31:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:30:15 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:18:93 (#)
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well after seeing your camwhore I feel a lot better about myself. nice trailer by the way. looks roomy.
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that's not nice crystle, even I wouldn't have said that.
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hehehheheh
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:30:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:18:93 (#)
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well after seeing your camwhore I feel a lot better about myself. nice trailer by the way. looks roomy.
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that's not nice crystle, even I wouldn't have said that.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:18:43 EST (#)
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How's you, Ms Crystle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:18:26 EST (#)
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o
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:07:04 EST (#)
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Ranking: big fat zero like coley
heheh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:02:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:44:46 (#)
Ranking: big fat zero like coley
i love jesus
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bible basher
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:59:35 EST (#)
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT CRYSTLE AND *THIS* IS WHY UBER IS BEING BROKEN I *AM* DEAD SEXY YOU MORMON
'moron'. go away moley.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:47:47 EST (#)
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HI D_R
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:46:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 17:39:20 (#)
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dear bart please consider me dead sexy
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:38:14 EST (#)
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The two aren't related Lisa, I was just sayin'. Pasta *is* high in carbs, and it *can* make your boobs small. Show me an Italian model on the catwalks of Milan and I'll show you a flat broad. Italians eat pasta, and it's high in carbs. Science-schmience. Some things are just black and white. like old Lone Ranger episodes, and zebras. and Juve. Come to think of it Juve's Italian AND likes pasta AND there's not a player in the starting eleven with knockers.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:47:22 EST (#)
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I was on a low-carb diet for two years, my boobs should be down to my knees
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:46:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:56:49 (#)
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Pasta's high in carbs and makes your boobs small.
Is there science behind this?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:35:21 EST (#)
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i hate you
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:30:40 EST (#)
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I was hoping NPT stood for Nipple Post Friday.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:26:12 EST (#)
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Every Thursday, Fungah. Thanks for asking :D
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever fuck a horse?
You look like the type.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOOOOOhooooo!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:53:45 EST (#)
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Boy, I don't know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
-- Homer Simpson
Selma's Choice
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:38:40 EST (#)
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STFU D_R, this is *my* lame post. You have your own. Lame posts, that is.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:37:54 EST (#)
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go away moley
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:27:54 EST (#)
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Hi D_R.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:24:37 EST (#)
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or orcs. some people are orcs.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:20:29 EST (#)
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also let the position of this post on the heated list show maltese that "heated" does NOT = "quality" or "accomplishment" or even "interesting". People are *bored*.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:19:42 EST (#)
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Rad was like "she puts the *what* in me? the right boob?"
so hot
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:17:18 EST (#)
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You're all bastards. I hate coleslaw.
Besides, I'm way more "whore" than I am "slut". There's a difference.
Whores profit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-20 22:00:49 EST (#)
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Coleslore!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-20 20:37:24 EST (#)
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That's not very funny, Danger.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-20 20:29:11 EST (#)
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COLESLORE HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 20:19:05 EST (#)
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hmm... what's this? a coleslore post?
*left click*
gross
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-20 20:06:36 EST (#)
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i suffer from a minor colorblindness and I couldn't see the green "R" at first, and I was trying to figure out what exactly you were trying to put in me.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:50:02 EST (#)
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When I grow up I want to drive a cab and insult the locals.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-20 19:08:05 EST (#)
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hehe i think i may start a coley fan club
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-20 17:47:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:56:18 EST (#)
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Pirate photoshop of Rad? Now *that's* an idea!
Tip of the day: don't drink mixed drinks all night. You'll be broke and feel like shit, like I do today. Not cool.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:56:47 EST (#)
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My shirt says PEBKAC.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:53:03 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:37:35 EST (#)
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Your shirt looks very comfy.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:28:10 EST (#)
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Rad likes planets...and boobies
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:42:36 EST (#)
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Wait? when did you get hot......
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-20 05:56:59 EST (#)
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Well, i'm not sure if this was better than the pirate photoshop of Rad i expected.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-20 05:48:51 EST (#)
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Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse.
Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like
that.
Lisa: How Zen.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:19:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:33:11 EST (#)
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You put the orrrr in Mordor!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:13:58 EST (#)
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I hope "R" doesn't stand for "right fist." Or do I..no, I hope it doesn't.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:06:59 EST (#)
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you might just have the complete package
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:00:52 EST (#)
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Next time you go to find awesome cheap shirts let me know and we'll model for each other. It'll be good times we'll get totally HI-larious shirts and get to strut our shit for one another! Which I know you've sooooo wanted to do!(oh yeah I just went there and you know you love it!)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:50:23 EST (#)
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darko, you're just mad at me for that hangover.
aaaand the fact that I was so excited about my $4 shirt that I forgot about filenames...
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:33:55 EST (#)
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I'm feeling the urge to camwhore, and yet I don't.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-19 21:31:03 EST (#)
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"free with the uterus"
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:50:35 EST (#)
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filename
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:41:11 EST (#)
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...and by "R", you mean "14 inch long, 3 inch wide strap-on dildo with the vibe on the strap end"?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:37:55 EST (#)
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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rape
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:09:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:21:11 (#)
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Shouldnt this have been titled "I put the RRRRRRRRRRR into Orc"?
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snap.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:01:31 EST (#)
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nice tits, nigger
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:46:51 EST (#)
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<logs back in>
+2
<logout>
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:25:26 EST (#)
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What does this picture mean?
I will +2 for the answer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:25:19 EST (#)
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I put the R into Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdorrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:18:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:12:21 (#)
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Oh, now I see. That's not nice.
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har har
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldnt this have been titled "I put the RRRRRRRRRRR into Orc"?
or " I put the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR into CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE DIE HUMAN SCUM" *throws battleaxe*?
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LEEEROY JENKINS!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orc
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, now I see. That's not nice.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coleyo magnifico I love how a lil' camwhore of you showing a decent rack gets so much heat and reviews so quickly. You truelly are magnifico.
P.S. Looking forward to when we're gonna makeout like you soooo seem to want to.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:34:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:29:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend your right wrist upwards (palm facing out).
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annnd what does that do?
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Look at your image in the picture, and imagine turning your hand up, palm facing out, with the fingers in the same position.
You can do this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. You are one sloppy bitch
<3
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 19:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do your nipples point downward, by any chance, like orangutang titties? Because that would just be the fucking icing on the cake.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah
BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:34:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:29:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend your right wrist upwards (palm facing out).
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annnd what does that do?
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Make you a teabag..er pot?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to buy a shirt like that.
Instead I bought a case of expired hotdogs and tossed them at homeless people outside the bus shelter.
WHO MADE THE BETTER CHOICE? HUH? HUH?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:29:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend your right wrist upwards (palm facing out).
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annnd what does that do?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look distinctly "doable" in that particular photo...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method..I was waiting for your trademark
BLAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
:'(
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bend your right wrist upwards (palm facing out).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to fuck your mongoloid face so hard
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and stay the hell away from my nerdy posts!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you and your nice weather and pretty water, D_R.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:21:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldnt this have been titled "I put the RRRRRRRRRRR into Orc"?
or " I put the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR into CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE DIE HUMAN SCUM" *throws battleaxe*?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:18:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:17:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
of course she has tits, they're to distract from her orcish overbite
Overbite? She has a head?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAA
By the way, TTOM; I fully expect you to adopt NPF as your very own (being the leader of the nerds, and all).
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
isn't the word boner funny?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good one moley my youngest just walked past and saw your picture, and now he's crying.
It's Saturday, 30 degrees and not a cloud in the sky. Yesterday there were clean, 1 metre waves at Point Cartwright, only a smattering of stingers and maybe a shark suffocating in the nets as it struggled desperately to free itself, wasting valuable energy until with a final flick of its tail it settled in despair and waited for the end, as her young swam back and forth, fretting about its mother and wondering what was for dinner, which would probably, ironically, be its mother.
i'm out.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shouldnt this have been titled "I put the RRRRRRRRRRR into Orc"?
or " I put the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR into CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGE DIE HUMAN SCUM" *throws battleaxe*?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:06:47 (#)
You live in my computer. Of course hou haven't. By the way, they were free with the uterus.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:17:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
of course she has tits, they're to distract from her orcish overbite
Overbite? She has a head?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course she has tits, they're to distract from her orcish overbite
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you had teh sex with teh rad?!?!?!?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopped in to say I <3 Coley.
And I'm drunk at work.
Must lay low. Must lay low.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your tits seem to be improving with age.
Although, I WILL have to verify that with your annual check up.
Step into my orafice.
This will have heat of 4,000,000 in three hours, you fucking little whore, you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE
HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN BOOBS BEFORE?
Oh yes, I forget. You live in my computer. Of course hou haven't. By the way, they were free with the uterus. That's not even a Victoria's Secret wireless IPEX bra ($42 and worth every penny; I insist that all of you females build up a stock of *those* immediately whilst the half-price sale continues).
D_R It's not my fault the snow got confused and fell out here. Screw you for reminding me that it's cold and that I never learned to surf, and that you're from the future.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU ORGASMATRON
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:50:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI this shirt was four dollars at Old Navy.
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Sure, the shirt was four dollars, but how much were the boobs?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Titfuckable below and above.
Now I'm really out.
I predict this winds up with more reviews than a good portion of my posts.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 18:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Titfuckable above.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pasta's high in carbs and makes your boobs small. I am going for a surf, because I don't live in some godforsaken backwater covered in snow. plus I'm from the future.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you wonder why feety sang about your "mammary dairy."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NERD!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS I made some really good pasta salad with oregano, garlic salt, olive oil, tomatoes and green onions. Who wants some?
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If that some crazy code for "my vagina" then I'm in.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:51:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
you're flat.
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you're a robot.
PS I made some really good pasta salad with oregano, garlic salt, olive oil, tomatoes and green onions. Who wants some?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're flat.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chances are that I wouldn't kick you out of my bed, but the probability lies in me dowsing my lungs with bong hits of alcohol. Okie, cute says it.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, just missed the makeout.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI this shirt was four dollars at Old Navy.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
people I'm going to make out with below
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look everbody Coleyo is totally pointing to her nice boobs!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is it that you look cuter in every successive camwhore you post?
Are you adding beer to each of your posts?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in love with you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You put the "jugs" in "jugs" too.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
-- Homer Simpson
The PTA Disbands
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even I think youre a geek now...loser. Now give me your lunch money
*pushes Coley into mud*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 rack of woman