OathMeal Post Template (456 hits)
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Submitted by I'm bringin' Oathy back (View user info) at 2007-01-19 20:02:48 EST
[insult uberuser. claim independence from everything. act withdrawn.]
[call method a fat greek faggot.]
[crumple something]
[make remark about fucking apollo's mother]
[quote something from Plato's Republic. insult anyone who thinks it's irrelevant to what's being discussed]
[pledge allegiance to the superfriends]
[cover nether regions in cotton fabric and flex]
[make fun of jonnyx's age and obvious lack of any intestinal fortitude]
[call jgreening or someone of his intellectual equivalent fat and friendless]
[lament being depressed]
[ignore ilikesteak's advice]
[post random picture]
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'intestinal fortitude'???
Did I miss a memo or something, I don't get it...
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fags below.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:12:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is an example of something that is true but not "funny cause it's true".
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-20 13:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is an example of something that is true but not "funny cause it's true".
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2007-01-20 12:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TALLADEGA!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you ignore the advice from a man who's never wrong?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-20 09:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm bringin' Oathy back Post Template:
[Fellate Oathmeal]
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:17:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude you've gone from kicking a dead horse to just dropping jeans and fucking it. Seriously take your dick out of this dead horse and take up a hobby. Model airplanes are nifty...I guess.
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Bwahahahahahaaahhhaahahahahaa!!!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-20 07:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude you've gone from kicking a dead horse to just dropping jeans and fucking it. Seriously take your dick out of this dead horse and take up a hobby. Model airplanes are nifty...I guess.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-20 06:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<Fuck no>You're never going to leave, are you?</fuck no>
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 21:30:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
These used to be good until this fatass loser showed up.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-20 03:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-19 23:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you can't crumple Method, he's built like a tank apparently.
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Totally fucking unoriginal post.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fag below and above
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[Auto Oathmeal -2]
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-19 22:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got three lane's to truck home, boys, please don't block my road
I got three lane's to truck home, boys, please don't block my road
I've been feelin' ashamed 'bout my rider, babe, I'm booked and I got to go
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-19 21:30:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These used to be good until this fatass loser showed up.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:11:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
[Insert appropriate -2]
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[add in "yawn"]
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It got old after the first two, both of which were better done...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:19:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Following your advice, here is my very own OathMeal post:
Maltese is an anally gay faggot. I bet he anally rapes children and shit with a rake. I am independent like the fuckin' Declaration of Independence, bitches! But seriously, folks...
Method is a fat Greek faggot.
*crumples paper and scrotum*
I dildoassbuttwoallbeefpattiespicklescheeselettucebuttfucked Apollo's mom. Lolz.
I like to make stuff using the Play-Doh set. Fuck you, it's AWESOME!!!
I pledge allegiance to the fags, of the Crumplemen of the Superfriends. And to the retardation for which it stands, one website, under Bart, with shitty posts and camwhores for all.
I must cover my cock with cotton swabs. Too much scrotal crumpling...age...ness...
JonnyX is old and shits his pants much.
Jgreening is fat and friendless.
OH TEH AGONY AND TEH XTC!!! 2B R NOT 2B TAHT R TEH QUESTION!!!1!sauce!!1!
FUCK YOU STEAKMAN
Here's a picture of me doing Goatse.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
[+2]
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-19 20:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
[Insert appropriate -2]