Fuck Off Maltese (684 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-01-20 23:21:34 EST
For Fucks sake Maltese...
I am new here, I am certainly not popular but I'll tell you why I first came to Ubersite,
I think I googled something about 'teenage boot camps after watching a documentary and I stumbed across BadAssMofo and his posts about the boot camp his father put him in when he was a teenager, I read each of those posts and then stumbled upon Fat Tony, who, rightly or wrongly is an egocentric ignorant prick but I read each of his posts and enjoyed the great majority of them. I registered but didn't get a verification and so I lurked occasionally over a period of 12 months.
From the sidelines I got to watch Method constantly fucking around, shlongy with his informative and good natured reviews and icarus with his neighbours (which I thought were awesome)
I also witnessed the rise and fall of paint it black which, from a lurkers point of view, were obviously the workings of an alter and the shit storm that was growing family (which was just fucked).
I remember a user called 'doodles' and after he left or was exposed or whatever another fuckwit came along - Maltese.
Now Maltese sucked up to everyone, plus 2'd anything shlongy had ever written and bascially tried to work his way into each 'cliques' inner circle, with cracks about electro (who I don't even think has ever posted while Maltese has been around) and shameless attempts to hitwhore.
Start your own website Maltese, you want to turn Ubersite into an ebaumsworld or college humor type of place?
You want to sit on posts all day and plus 2 'the cool kids' so they go easy on you?
Why don't you sell $1 CD's like your pal Bret and collect everyones home address, then you suck them off offline as well.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to -2 all your posts because I think you are an annoying homosexual. Hopefully, if you ever come back here you'll see what I've done and be so mad that you kill yourself. Maybe you should have thought about what you were doing before you went and retal. -2'ed me like the internet tough guy you are.
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this is fun, I'll finish the rest after lunch! How mad are you right now, scale of 1-10.? By the way, you should hit up all my posts. I've only got like 160, and it's great stress relief. I'll make you a deal, if you can change my avg. rating more than .10 I'll go back and +2 all your posts.
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-02-07 09:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I dont recall seeing Maltese's application to the UberClique, are you sure it didnt get lost in the mail?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-21 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Unabongers was better
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-21 19:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:36:34 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oops. Here's a point for the "shout out".
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Oops. It wasnt a "shout out" woody
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
eh..you're right but you could of just as easily turned this around into a review rather than an actual post.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-21 11:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cas maltese is gheys but I dont minding him
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to take this opportunity to linkwhore...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96650
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oops. Here's a point for the "shout out".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't tell anyone to shut up, you fucking douchedrinker. Who gives a fuck what YOU think about anythinG?
PS. Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you are a whiny bitch.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-21 05:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk as shit, i've got nothing better to do than troll this goddamn website. no, i don't care.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-21 05:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People with a clue read the reviews from the bottom up, in chronological order.
Four reviews comprising a sentence should be written starting at the bottom.
Heh.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 05:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-21 04:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
CARES
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you bothered to write 4 replies, it would have been more effective if you didn't even click on the post, then I would have known you seriously didn't care
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or is she so witful that its funny because its not.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-21 04:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 (#)
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WHO
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
CARES
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you bothered to write 4 replies, it would have been more effective if you didn't even click on the post, then I would have known you seriously didn't care
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:14:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
leave me outta this
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or what - you'll whack me with a nes cartridge? sinner.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea that part is really gay. What's the point of the rating system if everybody who is sucking each others cocks +2 everything... Hit the nail right on the head.
"Now Maltese sucked up to everyone, plus 2'd anything shlongy had ever written and bascially tried to work his way into each 'cliques' inner circle, with cracks about electro (who I don't even think has ever posted while Maltese has been around) and shameless attempts to hitwhore"
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leave me outta this
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
foolproof roolz
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:14:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you sell $1 CD's like your pal Bret and collect everyones home address, then you suck them off offline as well.
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It's customary to end an interrogatory sentence with a question mark.
And dude, you're just pissed that you missed out on getting my Alice in Chains 'Dirt' CD.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:01:26 (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:47:51 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 (#)
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FUCK
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 (#)
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CARES
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't been reviewing as much as usual lately, and though I have no interesting or clever comment to offer, I feel I should leave something.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-20 17:39:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
dear bart please consider me dead sexy
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:01:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:47:51 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 (#)
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FUCK
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 (#)
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Word of wisdom, right here.
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heh. She had to put that in backwards. Impressive.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:36:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
it amazes me that you two are the same age
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It amazes ME that you sodomize whales in the blowhole.
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OMG LOLZ one one one
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:47:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 (#)
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Word of wisdom, right here.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:36:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
it amazes me that you two are the same age
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It amazes ME that you sodomize whales in the blowhole.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, I think that Maltese has potential if he would learn to not be so annoying.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
CARES
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it amazes me that you two are the same age
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, Maltese is a tool among tools. He gives me hope, because even though were the same age, his life is infinitely more pathetic than mine.
Growingfamily...I was scared that I was going to receive a letter from a lawyer. God forbid me from ever listening to that evil greek online-gold-jewelry ebay-salesman Method again!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quick!
Maltese - I think ebaumsworld just got updated, go and see what qualifies for funny this week and then shift your sense of humor accordingly
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
are you just following the advice of whoever said you should +2 a tribute post?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually wait, Maltese you do have one redeeming quality...
when you say TEH instead of THE, I laugh out loud (LOL) every time.
its just funny, y'know?
fag below
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TEH +2 BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-20 23:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!