Resurrecting Uber in 40 Words or Less (1119 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2007-01-21 00:49:24 EST
My first proper boyfriend, Frank, would seal used condoms into envelopes to hide them from his puritanical Jehovah's Witness mother.
Turns out nothing peaks the curiosity of a puritanical Jehovah's Witness mother like an unopened letter in the kitchen bin...
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-03 19:12:25 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:46:04 EST (#)
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Actually, nevermind. I heard it here.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:45:05 EST (#)
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Heard it.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2007-02-11 13:22:09 EST (#)
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no comments
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:58:33 EST (#)
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Wow that sounds like Badlands mother.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:32:38 EST (#)
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Ha! That makes no sense at all.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:33:24 EST (#)
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Where's TheUniter to -2 this??
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:48:13 EST (#)
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This is easily the best thing I've read on this site in months.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:25:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-21 23:58:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-21 23:21:08 EST (#)
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sounds like my mother
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-01-21 22:10:52 EST (#)
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Wow... poor him. And his poor mother.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-21 16:23:42 EST (#)
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ew.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 16:07:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:26:33 EST (#)
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So how is married life?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:22:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:12:20 EST (#)
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This was shit.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:44:54 EST (#)
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God, why didn't -I- think of that?!
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:32:09 EST (#)
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this was perfect.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:26:06 EST (#)
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my jevovahs witness parents told me to rip up christmas cards if i got one. they gave to me. i ripped. they bashed me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-21 09:12:56 EST (#)
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A 30-yard screamer of a post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:09:34 EST (#)
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You did it. To that boy, and to Uber.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:46:42 EST (#)
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Imagine my surprise when the Secret Service ran right past me without a second look, in spite of George W's blood soaking through clear to my skin.
Luckily I'd worn two pairs of socks and my magenta pullover. (Future)
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:42:30 EST (#)
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Descending numbers is good. Anyone up for 39 words?
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:40:53 EST (#)
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I see what you mean, though.
Good show.
What about descending numbers?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:37:47 EST (#)
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*badoom tish*
I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:30:18 EST (#)
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I beg yours.
We're at the Paladium in Hollywood Jan 27.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:27:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:13:43 (#)
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I felt strange at first, but eventually took great pride in mum shitting on my chest.
Especially when we play the larger venues.
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Noble effort, but it has to be a genuine anecdote to play.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:26:05 EST (#)
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brilliant
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:17:19 EST (#)
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Euuurrrrgg
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:13:43 EST (#)
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I felt strange at first, but eventually took great pride in mum shitting on my chest.
Especially when we play the larger venues.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:08:57 EST (#)
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I accept your challenge.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-21 01:02:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:58:56 EST (#)
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TAKING BACK UBER!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:56:49 EST (#)
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If the image of some hardline religious prude finding herself wrist deep in her son's sperm after opening what appears to be a harmless piece of correspondance doesn't amuse you then I just don't know what to tell you.
Perhaps you had to know her.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:52:03 EST (#)
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Huh?
I'm working on a good drunk, so...
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2007-01-21 00:50:27 EST (#)
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Interesting idea.