Resurrecting Uber in 40 Words or Less (927 hits)
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Rating: 1.29 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2007-01-21 02:16:38 EST
Jaded, the former superstar signs in. Unsurprisingly, the same purple links crowd the talentless vacuum.
So many retards the mind boggles.
Why should he regale them with humorous tales? Outside, the cicadas drone.
Cursing, he wishes he had a girlfriend.
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-02 17:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-24 10:33:21 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:10:30 EDT (#)
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almost peanut butter, and Asterix rocks
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:38:50 EST (#)
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-1 for ego.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:55:10 EST (#)
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I think it is quite interesting that 90% of the population muses constantly about how 90% of the population is retarded.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:13:40 (#)
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williamson won't stay in nippon forever. It's fucking hot, isn't it?
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he will if he's getting all that Jappo pussy.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:18:49 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 08:03:48 EST (#)
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*fretted WITH golden fire
god DAMN it!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:59:42 EST (#)
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I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a most sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted golden fire: why it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. And then along came Thorpe.
That's what I meant to say.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:24:16 EST (#)
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oh fuck it plus 2 thorpe, it's good to see you. Screw iddqd and his uber went bad with cliques and 'cons, it's the fucking internet for christs sake. People interact. I don't recall fucking logging on here and having a list of rules and regulations I needed to adhere to. I've met people from here, I'm pretty fucking sure that doesn't make me friendless, and someone from this godforsaken cesspool even sent my mother a present in hospital - which fucking floored me. anyway i'm ranting. On the upside I'm about to resurrect uber with a totally brilliant series post. btw none of this changes the fact that you're homo. nice feint with the girlfriend thing.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:13:40 EST (#)
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williamson won't stay in nippon forever. It's fucking hot, isn't it?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:22:42 EST (#)
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true
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:22:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:05:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:02:53 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-21 16:25:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:25:08 (#)
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okay...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-21 11:18:32 EST (#)
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I have of late, whereof I know not, lost all my mirth.
Along came Thorpe.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-21 11:04:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:00:40 (#)
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Ahahahaha
The author of a textbook I have to buy is "R. Pindyck".
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:25:08 EST (#)
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okay...
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-21 08:21:46 EST (#)
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spot on
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-21 04:35:05 EST (#)
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It's almost like a haiku, but not...
It's a hyper-ku.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:49:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:37:47 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:27:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:00:40 EST (#)
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Ahahahaha
The author of a textbook I have to buy is "R. Pindyck".
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:32:16 EST (#)
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thorpe
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:28:31 EST (#)
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You area still a supa stah to me, Thorpy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:26:19 EST (#)
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Shitty bandwagon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:22:31 EST (#)
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nice.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:19:12 EST (#)
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I want to procreate with thorpe.
Submitted by fclo002 (user info) at 2007-01-21 02:18:31 EST (#)
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That's about right.