The Best Divorce Letter Ever... (1203 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: Humor
Rating: 0.43 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-21 03:15:14 EST
Yea I didn't write it but from what I can see nobody has posted it here before and a google search says it's not [yet] TOO widely distributed. In any event I thought surely if anyone would appreciate it would be the ubersite regulars. Enjoy!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
First time I ever saw this.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hadn't seen it before
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny.
I love the way some losers just give stuff like this a "-2 OLD" rating. What they are saying is "I'm such a fucking loser that rather than going out getting pussy / cock / gheys, I sit at my PC looking for anything slightly funny. So that when someone posts it on uber I can call it old to make out like I'm "ahead of the trend" or more "in the know" than regular people.
We all know that "-2 Old" or "Fucking old" translates from dorkish to English as "I'm a fat, spotty, virgin, living in my mothers basement. I can't even afford a WoW subscription so I trawl the interweb for amusing items to say at a later date that it's old"
Fuck you!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-21 19:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I did smile, then I ate a plate of frozen cucumbers with ranch dressing.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-21 19:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hadnt read it yet, and I thought it was funny so that saved you from a -2.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-21 18:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First time I ever saw this.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-21 17:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
...it was really amusing the first time.
Moderately so the 27th.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-21 16:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:04:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking OLD
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking OLD
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-21 14:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Seen it before, but it's still worth a smile.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL! Chicks don't appreciate this one hahaha.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:27:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-21 13:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LAWL.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LMFAORGASM!!!11!11!!!1111100o00ozerozero00011
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.
Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!
Dead Putting Society
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-21 12:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
seen it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THanks!
That makes just 794 times that I've seen this one, now!!!
ROFLCOPTER#$%@#%^&&$@!!^&((^%#!!^*#@
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-21 10:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PWNT
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heehee this was good.
and ets' comment was pretty funny, too.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god...i wake up and i get this.
great start to my day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Never saw this before, pretty funny like.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-21 07:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-21 05:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seen it
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-21 05:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! This letter made me hate women, want to fuck someone hard, and believe in God all at the same time! And this time all in the good ways!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-21 04:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK EVERONE THAT GIVES THIS A NEGATIVE RATING. THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-21 04:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:20:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember though, it's the thought that counts. Heheheh.
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And how exactly would YOU know?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of letter is titled?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
never seen it
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:20:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That sucks. :(
Oh well. Sorry in advance for the shitstorm that will ensue if everyone's seen this. Remember though, it's the thought that counts. Heheheh.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:17:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seen it a while ago.
Thought about posting it.
Didn't.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-21 03:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seen it a while ago.
Thought about posting it.
Didn't.