Fuck Uber - I started my own site (1359 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-22 00:45:34 EST
Fuck you guys,
Bart is pwned,
You say I am the reason this site is going downhill and you have changes planned to keep people like me out, Well thanks - that gave me the motivation I needed to start my own site up, keep an eye on those alexa stats because you're about to be overtaken by the one person who could have saved this sorry site.
I'm out bitches, have fun in the dwindling 'uber community' community of GHEY MENZ that is !! LOLZ
pwned
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god hates fags.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-09 11:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.fat-pie.com/supermario.htm
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:00:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-24 00:10:25 EST (#)
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Hey Balltese... are you around champ?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-23 20:24:24 EST (#)
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prefers getting fucked softly below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-23 20:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Me? Not hardly...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:17:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:14:02 (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for wasting that much time on a lame ass post
huh huh, everyone is PWND, whoa i'm cool
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genius,
Maltese is half pwned,
this is my take on what he thinks of everyone
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for wasting that much time on a lame ass post
huh huh, everyone is PWND, whoa i'm cool
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
collar popper below
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TV Announcer:
The following is a public service announcement: Excessive
alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the
rectum.
Homer: Mmm ... beer.
So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:27:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:21:44 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:07:35 (#)
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I dont recall seeing Maltese's application to the UberClique, are you sure it didnt get lost in the mail?
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Maltese IS the uber clique
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Your not the time kent, your not the time
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:21:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:07:35 (#)
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I dont recall seeing Maltese's application to the UberClique, are you sure it didnt get lost in the mail?
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Maltese IS the uber clique
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:11:21 EST (#)
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See Maltese, why take it too far,
Why go for shock value ?
you've really got no-where to go after statement like that
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:27:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
i went to malteseworld.com and its full of gay ass maltese puppies
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O RLY? I went to hotpocket.com and found gay baby-rape necrophilia porn.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:35:05 EST (#)
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what? he breeds gay ass puppies now?
YOU'RE FUCKING SICK MALTESE
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:27:12 EST (#)
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i went to malteseworld.com and its full of gay ass maltese puppies
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:12:50 EST (#)
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double fag below
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:15:04 EST (#)
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SHIT
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:14:50 EST (#)
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fag above
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:04:45 EST (#)
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fag below
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:00:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:47:08 (#)
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Why you have a shit life compared to me... (608 hits)
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Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2006-04-17 14:30:44
Ok guys, this is the first of, hopefully, many posts. I only started reading the site recently, but I thought if I could waste somebody's time in the same way that one of you has wasted mine, then I would be doing a good thing. So here it is, please enjoy.
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Hows that uber-career treating you water bottle?
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good?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why you have a shit life compared to me... (608 hits)
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Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2006-04-17 14:30:44
Ok guys, this is the first of, hopefully, many posts. I only started reading the site recently, but I thought if I could waste somebody's time in the same way that one of you has wasted mine, then I would be doing a good thing. So here it is, please enjoy.
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Hows that uber-career treating you water bottle?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fags ahoy! just below mateys!
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:32:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:22:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:54:11 (#)
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Only a total jerk would start his own version of ubersite.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
**vomits with laughter**
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rocks this
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:06:12 EST (#)
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Thsi rokcs
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:05:56 EST (#)
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this rocks
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:02:15 EST (#)
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I was going to do this once.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:48:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:54:11 (#)
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Only a total jerk would start his own version of ubersite.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:38:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:19:30 (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:12:33 (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:01 (#)
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meh
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Haven't you got some fucking letters to write about pengiuns starving or ghey menz rights captain planet?
dude.....why the fuck do you think I'm an envoromentalist?
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How about I'll write you a bunch of letters explaining why and get all my friends to write letters too and then you'll HAVE to take notice of me
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:34:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:55:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't bother looking at the graphic.
If this is for real - don't let the doorknob drill you in the ass on the way out.
If this is shennanigans - get the fuck out anyway.
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Mad detective skillz susie derkins
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:10:04 EST (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:55:38 EST (#)
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Didn't bother looking at the graphic.
If this is for real - don't let the doorknob drill you in the ass on the way out.
If this is shennanigans - get the fuck out anyway.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:43:54 EST (#)
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autard
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:07:08 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:36:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:04:35 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:02:39 (#)
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Good points, but I generally attribute the decline in traffic to people like you.
You really contribute nothing of value to the site and then you go out of your way to ruin other people's good times. Worst of all is, you are surrounded by other idiots so that you think you're fooled into thinking that you're funny, intelligent, and generally something other than an annoying little shit.
There's always been a harshness to Ubersite that has been part of its charm, but it used to be that when a stupid shit like you would show up, we could wait it out and the site would go back to being good again after a few days. Lately, as in the last year or two, dipshits like you not only come here in higher volumes, but you refuse to leave and are more adamant about your mediocrity.
Sure, I can ban you again, but what good is that really? I can't ban all the stupid fucks who create accounts here and you obviously aren't getting any more intelligent. Idiots attract more idiots and the site spirals out of control in the wrong direction.
The main problem here is similar to that in many other situations - the morons make significantly more noise than the intelligent people. Think of things like Bill O'Reilly, the religious right, popup ads, and that really annoying guy at work / school who thinks he's your good friend while all you think about the whole time he's talking is that you would push him out the 11th floor window if there was even a remote chance that you wouldn't get caught.
There are ways of improving the situation that I haven't hide time to build. They are somewhat contrary to the current philosophy of Ubersite, but you have unfortunately forced my hand, so to speak.
You should be careful what you ask for. The whole purpose of the changes I would like to put in place is to get rid of people like you.
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ooh, the Rapture is coming!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so close to a -2...
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:19:13 EST (#)
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maltese world!! i picture millions of small white dogs ruling the planet. odd yes. interesting yes.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:54:11 EST (#)
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Only a total jerk would start his own version of ubersite.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:42:18 EST (#)
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Excellent shit talking on so many simultaneously.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-22 08:39:21 EST (#)
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meh.
alter.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 08:05:36 EST (#)
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How do I sign up? I hate Uber, too.
Submitted by JohnnyTruant (user info) at 2007-01-22 08:00:43 EST (#)
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I think I got some mud on my dick.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:57:18 EST (#)
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This post gave me AIDS.
Not professional help aids, actual AIDS. Not HIV, full blown AIDS.
AIDS & Cancer, in my eyes, AIDS in the cancer in my eyes.
The cancer in my eyes now has it's very own full blow AIDS thanks to this post!
Don't Read!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't mean to encourage you, but this is actually pretty funny.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:19:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:12:33 (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:01 (#)
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meh
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Haven't you got some fucking letters to write about pengiuns starving or ghey menz rights captain planet?
dude.....why the fuck do you think I'm an envoromentalist?
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-01-22 07:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 06:38:38 EST (#)
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i liked the part with the gay man ad with the nes cartridges
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 06:32:44 EST (#)
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this is funny
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-22 06:26:54 EST (#)
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MALTESE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR WIKI PAGE
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-22 06:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it was ok... +1 for effort
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:27:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
See, you started off okay, but then you went on a path of self destruction.
What happened? We didn't shower you with the +2 praise you felt you so richly deserved? We didn't tote you as the genius you feel you are?
You are a flash in the pan, kid. Another fucking nobody that means nothing. Like the many before you, you'll get bored and walk away, especially when you realize how little we care.
But you are pulling the classic last ditch effort. Trying to start fueds. Posting under the name of another user. Typical shit.
Well, can't say it's been nice having you around. We expect you emo filled resignation soon.
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Ummm yeah, about that.
are you, like, sticking up for maltese or something? Pissed that you're only 180 pounds?
what fued am I trying to start exactly - a big war between maltese and myself?
Look man, I'm sorry I mistook you for a homosexual - I mean, maybe you're NOT gay. Thats not really my call, thats between you and your partner champ.
keep the retal -2's coming though - they are just filling me up with all this emo-angst that will be great ammunition for my final goodbye post :(
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooo Go Robins Go
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See, you started off okay, but then you went on a path of self destruction.
What happened? We didn't shower you with the +2 praise you felt you so richly deserved? We didn't tote you as the genius you feel you are?
You are a flash in the pan, kid. Another fucking nobody that means nothing. Like the many before you, you'll get bored and walk away, especially when you realize how little we care.
But you are pulling the classic last ditch effort. Trying to start fueds. Posting under the name of another user. Typical shit.
Well, can't say it's been nice having you around. We expect you emo filled resignation soon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 05:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:57:45 EST (#)
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http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/
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It seems the main gripe is he is making money off the same thing that every other 'humor' website does.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:54:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:48:40 (#)
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Fuck eBaum.
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The guy makes serious money.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:48:40 EST (#)
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Fuck eBaum.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:46:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:38:18 (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:24:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
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:(
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-22 04:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:12:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
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Haven't you got some fucking letters to write about pengiuns starving or ghey menz rights captain planet?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 02:04:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-20 14:02:39 (#)
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Good points, but I generally attribute the decline in traffic to people like you.
You really contribute nothing of value to the site and then you go out of your way to ruin other people's good times. Worst of all is, you are surrounded by other idiots so that you think you're fooled into thinking that you're funny, intelligent, and generally something other than an annoying little shit.
There's always been a harshness to Ubersite that has been part of its charm, but it used to be that when a stupid shit like you would show up, we could wait it out and the site would go back to being good again after a few days. Lately, as in the last year or two, dipshits like you not only come here in higher volumes, but you refuse to leave and are more adamant about your mediocrity.
Sure, I can ban you again, but what good is that really? I can't ban all the stupid fucks who create accounts here and you obviously aren't getting any more intelligent. Idiots attract more idiots and the site spirals out of control in the wrong direction.
The main problem here is similar to that in many other situations - the morons make significantly more noise than the intelligent people. Think of things like Bill O'Reilly, the religious right, popup ads, and that really annoying guy at work / school who thinks he's your good friend while all you think about the whole time he's talking is that you would push him out the 11th floor window if there was even a remote chance that you wouldn't get caught.
There are ways of improving the situation that I haven't hide time to build. They are somewhat contrary to the current philosophy of Ubersite, but you have unfortunately forced my hand, so to speak.
You should be careful what you ask for. The whole purpose of the changes I would like to put in place is to get rid of people like you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-22 01:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by HTadvisor (user info) at 2007-01-21 23:56:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Useful info and good site as well -- a lot of reading there :)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://malteseworld.com/
ALL SET UP BITCHES
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:53:01 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:52:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:50:24 (#)
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WHOM KILLED TEH CHOCOMUT ICE CREAMERY AND WHY? LOLZ
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I snorted Coke through my nose. The soda, not the drug.
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Did you like the "No Girlfriend" ad?
very apt for this application I think.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOM KILLED TEH CHOCOMUT ICE CREAMERY AND WHY? LOLZ
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I snorted Coke through my nose. The soda, not the drug.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:50:06 EST (#)
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I knew you'd think this was funny Balteasers
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:48:49 EST (#)
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Fuck Uber - I started my own site (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by Maltese 19 seconds ago)
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To all things there is a balance.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-22 00:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seven layers of awesome and GHEY MENZ PWNAGE!!! TEEHEE LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ!!!1!