Hasn't this fucking bullshit gone far enough? (1265 hits)
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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-22 08:57:41 EST
Just when I thought I had reached a point in my life where I couldn't possibly be exposed to anymore liberal/socialist/feminist bullshit than I already have I heard an absolutely mind-blowing example referenced on the radio this morning. I couldn't believe this story could possibly be true so I had to google it... Much to my dismay I found many references to the apparently legitimate topic. I'm not exactly certain why this story is resurfacing again now since many of the links I found are as old as 2000, regardless I think this is definitely something that warrants exposure here. Read on if you dare and prepare to be horrified.
"Young Swedish women now demand that their men use the lavatory in a strictly sedentary posture - partly, I am told, for reasons of hygiene, but, more crucially, because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity and, by extension, degrading women. I am not taking the pissoir, dear and trusting reader; this is for real. To micturate from the standing position is now viewed among the more progressive Swedes - as the height of vulgarity and possibly suggestive of violence. "
"A feminist group at Stockholm University is campaigning to ban all urinals from campus, and one Swedish elementary school has already removed them. In Australia, an Internet survey shows that 17 percent of those polled think men ought to sit, while 70 percent believe they should be allowed to stand. Some Swedish women are pressuring their men to take a stand, so to speak. Yola, a 25-year-old Swedish trainee psychiatrist, says she dumps boyfriends who insist on standing. "What else can I do?," said her new boyfriend, Ingvar, who sits."
My favorite quote: "But if you imagine that Swedish Man prowls Stockholm like a lion on Viagra, think again. He has been emasculated like no other on the planet."
How exactly these dumb whores think removing urinals will prevent men from standing up in the stalls is beyond me but I'm still in complete and utter shock... Then again the fact that this drivel was even dignified with any sort of press coverage at all leads me to believe tthat he men in Sweden have been so pussified that they actually fear women and are all too happy to take orders. It sounds as though the men in Sweden are actually complacent to the perpetration of this horrible emasculation. I can't wait to hear your comments.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa3724/is_200004/ai_n8889753
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JohnLeo/2000/08/17/another_harasser_brought_to_justice
http://haute-monde.blogspot.com/2007/01/you-may-want-to-sit-down-for-this-one.html
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&q=sweden+women+men+sit+down+urinate&sa=N&tab=nw
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:29:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:24:31 EST (#)
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I think I like this guy.
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:01:38 (#)
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"more crucially because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading women" --some guy named Jasper
Jasper's a fucking idiot. The real issue here is that Sweeden is a stupid, pointless country, and Socialism, from here on, is not be confused with their pissant Euro-Welfare-Capitalist-State--at least not until they stop using the government as a forum for boyfriend-girlfriend bathroom issues! Insanity. Absolute insanity.
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:01:38 EST (#)
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"more crucially because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading women" --some guy named Jasper
Jasper's a fucking idiot. The real issue here is that Sweeden is a stupid, pointless country, and Socialism, from here on, is not be confused with their pissant Euro-Welfare-Capitalist-State--at least not until they stop using the government as a forum for boyfriend-girlfriend bathroom issues! Insanity. Absolute insanity.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:32:16 EST (#)
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My doctor told me I must sit when I piss. He doesn't want me to do
any heavy lifting...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:15:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:43:16 (#)
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What are girls doing in the guys bathrooms anyway?
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chillin
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:17:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:12:01 EST (#)
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Well they are selling it under that guise anyway...
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:37 (#)
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That's "feminism"? I thought it was just "stupidity"....
PS I <3 O-tron
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:09:19 EST (#)
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The men in stockholme are pussified?
This coming from a man who names himself 'pi'?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:37 EST (#)
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That's "feminism"? I thought it was just "stupidity"....
PS I <3 O-tron
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:10:08 EST (#)
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i sit to piss when i am drunk or hungover.
so every night and morning.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:51:03 EST (#)
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Yup, This is a very apt illustration of how stupid people can be.
I can't decide what is worse, though - their putrid misguided stupidity or the closed minded dismissive arrogance of people like you.
um... OK. Pissing standing up just makes sense. So fuck them.
But fuck you a very close second.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:31:15 EST (#)
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My thoughts exactly...
Besides more and more it's moving across the point... for christ sake Hillary Clinton might be our next president.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:01:23 (#)
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The people who say this doesn't matter because you don't live in that country are on the animal level of consciousness, unable to grasp concepts or principles.
These and acts like them are an offense to anyone who wants to be identified by their decisions and character as oppossed to irrelavent details - male or female.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:34:16 EST (#)
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Of all the things in the world, you're outraged by THIS???
Here, watch me not give a flying fuck...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:23:21 EST (#)
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Yeah...but what about the feeling of the porcelain on my nads?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:01:23 EST (#)
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The people who say this doesn't matter because you don't live in that country are on the animal level of consciousness, unable to grasp concepts or principles.
These and acts like them are an offense to anyone who wants to be identified by their decisions and character as oppossed to irrelavent details - male or female.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:59:18 EST (#)
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It's also the law in Sweden that all corporations have at least 40% females on their board of directors. What they have to do if there's seven competent male candidates and only three competent female candidates (as well as a lot of incompetents on both sides) is obvious: give an inferior candidate the position because of their gender. Woo Feminism!
I don't know if I'm more offended on behalf of the men or the women in that fucking country. What are they telling the females there? You can't earn your job or your confidence - you need the government to come and pass some laws to help you get positions and enforce men to piss differently. What are they telling the males? You're immoral at birth for what long-dead men who share your gender have done.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:11:36 EST (#)
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The world needs more bidets.
with hand-held spray nozzles.
hell, if we had that we wouldn't give a
shit what men did.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:43:16 EST (#)
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What are girls doing in the guys bathrooms anyway?
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:36:33 EST (#)
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have you seen swedish women? If they told me to poop standing up I would.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:24:16 EST (#)
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Just for that, I am going to IKEA to shit in the sink.
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:07:11 EST (#)
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All I know is that the world is my toilet and I will keep it that way. I could care less what some fussy bitches want to do in Sweden.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:41:46 EST (#)
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I'm thinking the next thing we'll be hearing from Sweden is that neutering your husband makes him more manageable and is highly recommended.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:33:59 (#)
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I suppose the "man law" beer commercials would cause anger in Sweden....hell ALL beer commercials.
DO NOT FRUIT THE BEER.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:33:59 EST (#)
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I suppose the "man law" beer commercials would cause anger in Sweden....hell ALL beer commercials.
DO NOT FRUIT THE BEER.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:56:50 EST (#)
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Just when you though O-Man was dry on material...
AAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:52:43 EST (#)
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lol fit for its own post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:44:03 (#)
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BUT LITE PRESENTS REAL AMERICAN HEROES
(real american heee-ee-roo-roows)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:44:03 EST (#)
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BUT LITE PRESENTS REAL AMERICAN HEROES
(real american heee-ee-roo-roows)
TODAY WE SALUTE YOU, MR. PUSSY-WHIPPED TOILET SITTER GUY
(mister pussy-whipped-toilet-sitting-when-he-pees clOW-UHN GUY!)
WHEN FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOUR NO SEX FOR A WEEK OR TAKING A SEAT LIKE A NANCY, YOU'LL ALWAYS TAKE THE LATTER...JUST LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
(it's just like i'm dumpin'!)
SURE, THOSE OTHER GUYS MIGHT GET TO STAND UP AT THE URINALS AT HOOTERS, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. YOU'RE IN A STALL, KEEPING YOUR WORD TO YOUR IRON-FISTED WIFE AND SPARING YOURSELF ANOTHER HELPING OF HER SHUT UP JUICE.
(ooooh she's got fists like honey hams!)
WHO ELSE KNOWS THE BURDEN OF YOUR SECRET SHAME, OF HAVING TO SAY "I'VE GOT TO TINKLE" BEFORE YOU GO DRAIN YOUR WENIS?
(wee wee wee wee wee all the way home now)
NO MESS, NO FUSS, NO GLARES FROM HER EVER-WATCHFUL EYE
(i can see you from here bitch)
SO CRACK OPEN AN ICE COLD BUD LITE MISTER SISSIFIED KNEE-BENDER, BECAUSE WHILE STANDING UP LIKE A BIG BOY MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN, ONLY SUBMITTING TO THAT BITCH'S WILL CAN GET YOU A TASTE OF THE DRIP-DRIP
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:25:37 EST (#)
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Well, maybe not a lot of it, but a significant enough amount to occasionally catch us if we're off our guard.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:24:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:02:27 (#)
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Keep in mind, these are adult, healthcare professionals doing this (i.e. pissing all over the place like a 4 year old boy).
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You know, a lot of it is beyond our control.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:10:14 EST (#)
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So? The article you posted in the reviews makes good points about double standards, some stupid girls asking men to sit down is nothing to worry about, just say no.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:09:25 EST (#)
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Pissing everywhere and anywhere is fun.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:02:27 EST (#)
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True story.
All us females in the lab are upset with our boss right now. He had the urinal taken out of the lab's unisex bathroom because the lab males couldn't seem to hit it and were pissing all over the floor. Besides obvious urine puddles on the floor, the room stank like piss.
Keep in mind, these are adult, healthcare professionals doing this (i.e. pissing all over the place like a 4 year old boy).
In my boss' mind, having the urinal removed was the solution. He figured that forcing them to use the toilet would somehow solve this.
Wrong.
Now they piss all over the toilet.
We females are upset because we want the men to have their precious urinal back just so they can keep the hell away from the toilet.
We even have a sign taped up over the toilet that reads "The next urine puddle we find anywhere in this bathroom will be attributed to YOU and we will make your life hell. Urinate with care."
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:50:39 EST (#)
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Bud light presents... real american heros.
"My second cousin's husband sits when he pees. His wife made him.
I don't send them anything for Christmas anymore. "
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:48:54 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:29:43 (#)
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ETS is right, this isn't news, the only reason the media bothers to report it is because they know they'll be able to get this kind of reaction from people who claim to be taking a stand against political correctness.
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You mean "taking a seat," right? Taking a stand would just allow someone to triumph in their masculinity.
My second cousin's husband sits when he pees. His wife made him.
I don't send them anything for Christmas anymore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:48:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:29:43 (#)
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ETS is right, this isn't news, the only reason the media bothers to report it is because they know they'll be able to get this kind of reaction from people who claim to be taking a stand against political correctness.
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You mean "taking a seat," right? Taking a stand would just allow someone to triumph in their masculinity.
My second cousin's husband sits when he pees. His wife made him.
I don't send them anything for Christmas anymore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:47:23 EST (#)
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I haven't heard of this.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:39:20 EST (#)
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oh by the way +2 for calvin
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:38:45 EST (#)
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Feminism had its point. Women were subjected in their careers and were treated as second class citizens. However children are now taught that all people are equal and I would not be surprised to see that by the end of my lifetime women and men will be equal. It is bullshit like this that fanatics use to justify their lives. Feminism is fine, but fanatical feminism is bull shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:38:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:30:08 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:27:03 (#)
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...and we all KNOW who wears the pants in the ETS household.
Hint: it ain't ETS.
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You don't even KNOW me you punk has been.
....but you're right, it ain't me. I am usually not wearing pants in my household.
That's because you can't find any pants that will fit over your adult diapers, Pigpen.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:34:22 EST (#)
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who cares
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:34:05 EST (#)
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Thanks for sharing.
Good to see your restroom etiquette is roughly in line with your general intelligence level... or lack thereof.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:32:11 (#)
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AND I piss on the seat!
...and sometimes on the floor surrounding the toilet.
...and quite often in the shower.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:32:51 EST (#)
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LOL. He's a cross dresser. ETS the crazy conspiracy theorist drag queen. HAHAHA.
Funny he acosts you for making blind assumptions about him yet he eagerly explains to the uber community all of my past and future travel habits. Fucking idiot, hypocrite, and possibly cross-dresser?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:30:08 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:27:03 (#)
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...and we all KNOW who wears the pants in the ETS household.
Hint: it ain't ETS.
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You don't even KNOW me you punk has been.
....but you're right, it ain't me. I am usually not wearing pants in my household.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:32:11 EST (#)
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AND I piss on the seat!
...and sometimes on the floor surrounding the toilet.
...and quite often in the shower.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:30:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:27:03 (#)
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...and we all KNOW who wears the pants in the ETS household.
Hint: it ain't ETS.
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You don't even KNOW me you punk has been.
....but you're right, it ain't me. I am usually not wearing pants in my household.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:29:43 EST (#)
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ETS is right, this isn't news, the only reason the media bothers to report it is because they know they'll be able to get this kind of reaction from people who claim to be taking a stand against political correctness.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:28:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:55:58 (#)
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Here's an even better article - wish I posted that one:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/WalterEWilliams/2000/10/04/men_must_stand_up
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Now I know what it's like for black people, seeing the stupider members of their race bitch and whine about white people getting their jobs.
As for the women wearing stuff that says things to the effect of "men are stupid", I usually avoid befriending women like that. One I do know raves about how cute and wonderful her crush is, then five minutes later insults his entire sex and wishes they didn't exist. Stupid fat bitch. She's just pissy because she has an irritating personality and he'll never want to date her.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:27:03 EST (#)
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...and we all KNOW who wears the pants in the ETS household.
Hint: it ain't ETS.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:21:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:14:31 (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:18:44 (#)
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if a woman asked me to piss sitting down, i'd shit in her mouth
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Next they'll be asking us to shit sitting down as well........
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Heh.
But again, 'asking' is not 'dictating'. And if some stupid bitch ever tries to dictate to me how I utilize the fucking restroom, I'll just piss in her mouth instead.
I don't blame 'feminists' in the least. It's perfectly within a person's right to ask another person to do something. But I do blame men who possess not the balls to tell them to kindly fuck off.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:18:05 EST (#)
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Really though...let's examine what you're bitching about:
You say women in some country you've probably never visited and probably never will visit are insisting that urinals be removed...
Ok, so where are the men gonna piss? That's right, they're gonna piss in the toilets and probably ALL OVER THE FUCKING SEAT now! Serves the bitches right, doncha think? Poetic justice?
See? When you reason it out it just looks like you're an even bigger bitch than they are. And it's got nothing to do with liberal vs. conservative. It's got everything to do with idiots vs. people with the capacity for abstract thought. You are obviously among the former.
If I didn't know any better, I say YOU were a feminist.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:14:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:18:44 (#)
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if a woman asked me to piss sitting down, i'd shit in her mouth
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Next they'll be asking us to shit sitting down as well........
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:12:30 EST (#)
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At hate feminists, but I hate you more.
And I'm not a liberal. It shows how much you really pay attention when you call me one.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:11:25 EST (#)
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And just so we're clear...
'Feminist' is just another word for 'impossible bitch on a perpetual rag'.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:10:33 EST (#)
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In Sweden they don't have separate restrooms for women and men. In America, women always seem to have the better faciliy. Couches, perfume sprayers, condom machines that work. The men's room is usually graffitti'd, dirty, odorous, and poorly lit. I imagine that the Swedish women's hygiene complaint would be less vociferous if they did as America does, "separate but quite unequal bathroom facilities".
As for me, I just finished building my cool new house. Next winter I start on the detached garage. Besides the 2.5 spaces, built-in engine hoist, beer fridge and vehicle lift it will have a full bath with shower, sink, toilet, and... a urinal.
Manland.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:09:19 EST (#)
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Liberal douchebags like you are their biggest supporters - I don't know what you're talking about retard.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:07:49 (#)
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If it wasn't for idiots like you feminism would have just been a phase that died out long ago. Stop giving it power and just shut the fuck up.
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:06:44 (#)
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Fuck.....
......yourself
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:07:49 EST (#)
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If it wasn't for idiots like you feminism would have just been a phase that died out long ago. Stop giving it power and just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:06:44 EST (#)
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Fuck.....
......yourself
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:55:58 EST (#)
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Here's an even better article - wish I posted that one:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/WalterEWilliams/2000/10/04/men_must_stand_up
Quite frankly the behavior of some women has gotten out of hand, and it's because we men have become cowards and wimps. The more men take of double-standards, ridiculous demands and just plain nonsense, the more these women are going to give. You say, "What do you have against the fairer sex, Williams?" I say nothing. While some of my best friends are women, I'm getting tired of all the sex-based nonsense. Let's look at it. On "Today" show last November, Katie Couric suddenly deviated from her perkiness and asked a jilted bride, in reference to the groom who jilted her, "Have you considered castration as an option?" There was no storm of protest, and perky Katie remains on NBC's payroll. Fred Hayward, a men's rights organizer, told U.S. News & World Report writer, John Leo, "Imagine the reaction if Matt Lauer had asked a jilted groom, 'Wouldn't you just like to rip her uterus out?'" Matt Lauer would have been handed his walking papers. Leo reports that up until recently the 3M company put out post-it notes with the printed message: "Men have only two faults: everything they say and everything they do." Hallmark went further with a greeting card that said, "Men are scum ... Excuse me. For a second there I was feeling generous." Then there was the American Greeting Cards ad that says on the front: "Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them," with the inside punch line, "Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow." What do you think would happen if a company had an ad that joked about killing women? Young boys aren't spared from the feminist attack. At a Boston area elementary school, nobody objected when girls wore shirts emblazoned with "Girls Rule" or when they taunted boys with a chant that goes, "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider; girls go to college to get more knowledge." But when boys donned shirts emblazoned with "Boys Are Good," there was protest. One of the teachers protesting sported a button saying, "So many men, so little intelligence." Women can get away with saying just about anything demeaning, evil and harassing to men, while men get into trouble for making the most innocent compliment. That happened to Seth Shaw, a counselor at an elementary school in Fort Worth, Texas. He said, "Hello, good-looking," to a new female employee, was charged with sexual harassment and wound up suffering a 20-day suspension without pay. Leo's Aug. 21 U.S. News & World Report article suggests that all of this can get worse if foreign feminist demands reach our shores. Young women in Sweden, Germany and Australia have launched a new cause: They want men to sit down while urinating. Part of their demand is related to the "splash factor," but more crucially, men standing up to urinate is deemed by these women as triumphing in their masculinity, "a nasty macho gesture" and by extension degrading to women. Feminists at Stockholm University are campaigning to ban campus urinals and one Swedish elementary school has already removed urinals. I don't know about you, but if I don't tell women to stand up to urinate, they're not going to tell me to sit down to urinate. The bottom line is that we men had better stand up to these feminist wackos before our last resort will be well-deserved spankings.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:53:01 EST (#)
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I'm not sure who's stupider, that group of feminists or the retard who thought he'd tug Calvin's pants down a couple of inches because that picture wasn't enough of an abomination already.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:51:12 EST (#)
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*feel
god DAMN it!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:27:17 EST (#)
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I sit because I like the fell of porcelain against my nads. I'm very civilised that way.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:18:44 EST (#)
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if a woman asked me to piss sitting down, i'd shit in her mouth
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:16:47 EST (#)
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Start standing over the commode. Get enough piss on the seat and you'll get your urinals back, promise.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:14:11 EST (#)
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have a blue pill.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:06:26 EST (#)
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What a load of bullshit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:04:50 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:04:02 EST (#)
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I'm ok with that as long as the "hype" is in the form of outrage.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:02:33 (#)
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I always guessed you were a 'Stand Up Kind of Guy'
Fucking ridiculous, but in posting this here you have added to the hype around it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:03:34 EST (#)
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Dripping discolors tile grout.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-22 09:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always guessed you were a 'Stand Up Kind of Guy'
Fucking ridiculous, but in posting this here you have added to the hype around it.