Proof That Franthebear is a Virgin: (hahahahahaha) (3281 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-01-22 10:34:41 EST
What a FUCKING. TOOL. BAG. LOSER. This was a big ploy that I set up to see if I could get a hold of frankthebear's account so I could make "him" say that he was a virgin...but it wound up that I didn't have to because he did it himself. What does this mean? With the help of a friend of mine, I goaded Frank (leaving off last name because I'm not that much of a dick) of New Hampshire to talk to an account I created on hotmail.
He confided in "Brittany" a name that my mind masturbated and splooged to fruition. This guy believed everything I said without a question or shred of doubt and my god is he a loser. I suspect that most of you are one or two iotas away from this guy, but he ultimately takes the cake. Things with { } are my commentary, the rest is unadulterated. Without further ado:
Message 1:
well I thought it over and decided, what the hell.
thanks for the support, I don't ususally get any kind of positive reinforcement from my fellow Überers. {liek OMFG, a girl is talking to me}
I have to admit I haven't really read any of your posts, mostly because they paint sicosemen in a positive light, and since day one, he and I have had tension. {Seriously, he thought that I "hacked" his pages off the front page when they went below a -1...gullible} I've tried on several times to call a truce, but he's just not interested, so I try to ignore him as much as possible now. oh well.
but anyway, there it is. the bear just wants to have fun on Über, and get some honest criticism for my stories, but most of what I get is just a bunch of juvenile crap from bored users.
anyway, you have a good holiday. see you around the main page!
Frank
Message 2:
sweet pea huh?
I must say I've never been called that before <:0} <-----clown face! {Hi, my name's Frank, and I'm a fagot who gets butterflies in his stomach when a hot girl talks to me.}
yes it's true, I work for a hotel, which is usually a sweet gig, except when I have to work christmas eve and christmas night! as soon as I leave here at 7, I'm going straight to my parents place for presents anddinner, then I have to sleep on the couch! {His normal bed anyway.}
anyhoo, I'll post a finale to my dead car soon, there'll be more pics of yours truly!
well, gotta go open the pool room, you have a great day!
Frank
Message 3: {here's where it gets interesting}
"special" pictures, huh? you minx you! {fuck it, I tried...it would have been funny and you know it}
sorry but no such pics exist. ;)
I live in New Hampshire, lakes region. yes I do have a girl friend {note the space in between}. I known her for a few years, but we only hooked up last year. she's great. of all my past girl friends, and there were precious few of those{no shit}, she's the one who really got me. she loves me for who I am, and I love her because I don't have to pretend to be something I'm not to be with her. she accepts me for the wierdo I am!
let's see...for fun I usually hang out at my house and watch movies on my nights off. one of the drawbacks to working nights is that you have to throw off your sleep cycle to get out during the day. I might as well work seven days a week, because when I'm not working, I'm sitting around doing what I'd be doing at work: just hanging around waiting for morning. {blah blah blah, obviously he doesn't have friends to tell this mundane shit to..blah blah blah}
I am excited because next week I get all my back pay from work. I was supposed to get a shift differential when I went to nights, but my manager is so busy taking care of three buildings, he couldn't get to it until just recently, five and a half months later. {blah blah, put a cock in it frank}
So I'm getting the money I would have made if I got the differential when I was supposed to get it, and that money is going to buy me a new car, just in time since my old car is officially dead. I won't go into too many boring details here, but suffice it to say, it was falling apart at the seams.
anyhoo, I'll end it here before this becomes my life story!
go get some chocolate, it's good for you. I already ate all my christmas chocolate, I have no self control when it comes to the sweet stuff! {like dried sperm in his ass}
hope to talk to you again soon
Frank
Message 4: {Stalkerish, much}
hey
it's me again
haven't heard from you in a couple of days
everything all right? {NO frank, I, sicosemen had surgery and I couldn't continue this little spoof relationship, sorry.}
drop me a line if you feel like it
later
the bear {hahaha, "the bear" what a faggot}
Message 5:
oh sweet merciful juniper! {must be the new butt plug that makes him talk that way} I thought I'd heard the last of you! glad to hear about the new job{my way of explaining why I hadn't been around}, I bet it's exciting. same 'ol same 'ol here. work was pretty busy last week, there was a winter sports convention for disabled veterans. those guys know how to party! {like you know anything about partying?}
nothing new on uber from me in a while, I've been waiting for inspiration to strike, then I'll crank out a story or a chapter in record time, but I have no luck sitting down and trying to make myself write. stubborn brain or something.
but anyhoo, you have a great day, I hope to hear from you again soon.
take care!
Bear {a.k.a. Virgin Fag}
Message 6: {here's where I suggested we "switch" accounts because "sicosemen" is being mean to me.}
dear ms. lovely <=0}
sounds like you've taken on quite a job for yourself there. I have faith you've got what it takes to see it through. remember that it'sthe hardest things to do that are the most worthwhile, so don't get discouraged.
sorry to hear about simon giving you a hard time. I hope he wasn't too mean to you, otherwise I might have to "accidentaly" find out where he lives and pay him a little visit. {frank, anytime you get the cojones to come see me, I'll give you my address. You are such a limp wrested fag..} I'll give him the ol' one-two bear paw attack! {hahahahahaha, signature moves for his signature name}
I've found the best thing to do when dealing with jerks like him is to just ignore them. eventually they'll go bother someone else until they get the attention they crave.
by the way, it would be great to chat with you sometime {desperation just leaks from this guy's pores}. if you use msn messenger you can enter my e-mail address to talk with me, I'm on every night except wendesdays and thursdays.
anyhoo, I'd better go now, I hope to hear from you again soon. we've never met but I feel like we've been friends for years! {that's because you think I have tits and a clit, frank}
in closing, I give you a quote my little sister loves:
"whatever I wear, I'll always be BEAR!" {I'm calling social services because I believe frank touches his sister}
Frank <3
Message 7: {outing his virginity} {I told frank that "simon" had taken "my" virginity..etc. etc.}
oh my dear, dear brit....
I don't know what to say. I'm sad for you that you ever had anything to do with simon in the first place. it's unfortunate but we all follow our hearts sometime in our lives. sometimes it works out for the best, and sometimes it ends in disapointment and heart break.
to be candid, I've never had very many relationships in my time.{as we couldn't tell by now} some of them were short and sweet, some long and painful. my current relationship is good. it's not great or spectacular, but good. and let me tell you: good is comforting if nothing else.
she and I have talked about marraige, but there's a part of me that's starting to have doubts of our future together. I won't bore you with the details, but there are issues about our sex life and what we want to do after marraige. I want to stay here in new hampshire where all my friends and family are, and she wants to move out west. she also can't have children so we'd have to adopt if we want a family of our own.
anyway, I hope when you and simon slept together it was out of love, if only for the moment {nope frank, I fucked her the way your sister will get fucked by all the guys that shit on her because she has a faggot, virgin, brother}. and to answer your question, technicaly I haven't had sex yet{bwwahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha}. My current and I have tried a few times, but my "little buddy" got stage fright {I tried? It's cause you are a closet homo, frank. If you tried with a man's love knot, you wouldn't have a problem}. mostly because I was nervous and felt under pressure to perform adequately for my girlfriend. but as we get more comfortable with each other, I know it'll happen eventually.
to answer your other question, my position in the hotel is night auditor, wich is just a fancy way pf saing I'm the front dest guy on third shift. however I used to be a security officer in an old folks home. it was only part time, third shift on the week ends, but I came away from that job with the satisfaction that I saved three lives in my time there. I'm a superhero ;) {blah blah blah}
as for simon again, the only advice I can give from my position is to tell him that you want him to leave you alone for good. if he doesn't take the hint, there's always a restraining order to let him know you're serious {sounds like you have had one against you already, franky}. we can also make his life miserable by giving out all his info on uber {that's never been done before, you fucking tool}. they'll eat him alive! {I believe it is you, who is getting eaten alive right now}
anyway my dear, my heart goes out to you. know that I care for you and wish for the best for you always. I gotta go now, but I'll be here for you.
Frank
<3
User Reviews
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ouch, man.
bloody ouch
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this photo is THE gayness
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-31 10:51:41 EDT (#)
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Poor frank :( I hope he's gotten laid.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my...
I feel sad for Frank, but this totally Pwned.
+2 for you Sico, you giant prick...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-10-31 06:14:51 EDT (#)
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Fuck, where the hell was I when this all went down?
I totally missed it...
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-10-31 05:47:31 EDT (#)
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Still funny, evil, yet funny, and thumbs up to Frank for not getting pissy.
kurenoko_sama - you are a dick.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:57:30 (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
text, cunt, etc
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BEWARE YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR CRED, PREPARE FOR -2ING
But the above did make a lot of sense.
Still, if Sicosemen had hit a neutral target, it would have been somewhat evil, but Frankthebear is a retaliatory -2er and isn't well-liked. This mightn't have been funny if this was Inion, or idon'tknow Captain Thorns or someone who is respected, but the target in question was one of the Superfriends assholes.
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Not really Ax.
'Being annoying' is one thing - but to be tricked, manipulated and humiliated all for simply carrying on a relatively benign internet conversation with someone for whom you would have absolutely no reason to mistrust - is not really not that funny to most people. This fabrication was not asking for money - 'she' was likely just talking - and as I mentioned earlier I have no reason to doubt that Sico's skill at pretending to be a girl is rather convincing.
All this does is display a vicious blackened soul and slightly embarrasses an anonymous internet nerd who refers to himself as 'the bear'.
Besides, I thought the superfriends were funny.
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no, what Sicosemen is saying is that Frankthebear is a FUCKING MORON, he's saying that FTB is the type of person who gets an email from the "Congolese Finance Minister" asking him to send all his credit information in return for 3 million dollars, and believes it, he prolly thinks he's hung like a donkey because he gets anonymous love letters from porn sites telling him that some hot 18 year old want his cock up her ass
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I don't know what to say. I'm sad for you that you ever had anything to do with simon in the first place. it's unfortunate but we all follow our hearts sometime in our lives"
...Pussy
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-15 02:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:34:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2007-01-28 05:00:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Without a single doubt I can confirm that Frank the Bear is on the whole a better contribution to society and will have a much more fulfilling life than Sicosemen. Singling someone out on the Internet to be the butt of a joke that no one cares about MORE than once just tells me and hopefully everyone else that Sicosemen is a sad, sad little man. And, quite frankly, I pity him.
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He may be a sad little man, but he made me laugh with this. And if those were really emails from Frank, he def fits intot he sad little man category.
Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:16:52 EST (#)
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Theres more to life than Ubersite rankings, sir.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-28 17:47:03 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about SmirkDog
User id: 28820
Registered on or around: 2006-09-29 18:35:20
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hahaha, I'll be sure to ask you for more analysis in the future.
Submitted by SmirkDog (user info) at 2007-01-28 05:00:51 EST (#)
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Without a single doubt I can confirm that Frank the Bear is on the whole a better contribution to society and will have a much more fulfilling life than Sicosemen. Singling someone out on the Internet to be the butt of a joke that no one cares about MORE than once just tells me and hopefully everyone else that Sicosemen is a sad, sad little man. And, quite frankly, I pity him.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-01-27 17:02:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:48:18 EST (#)
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People that say this shit about anyone should be fucking shot.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 sico
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-25 19:01:03 EST (#)
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27 or 28 year old virgin...LOLZ
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:25:59 EST (#)
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Insensitive life sucker below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:06:43 EST (#)
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brainless twat below
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:22:27 EST (#)
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auto +2 sico
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
27 or 28
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:52:00 EST (#)
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It's not so much the actual writing that is so funny, its also the fact that this man has never had sex. Anyone know his age so we can all call him his age, then add "year old virging" to it?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:35:15 EST (#)
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jesus fucking christ, why do you people care if this dude has gotten his cock wet or not? most of you probably havent been laid in the last 3 months, youre no better.
sadly, this isnt even that funny. sico is barely literate, let alone funny enough to be able to take full advantage of something like this.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:47:20 EST (#)
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this post got so ghey i had to rape three women, y'know, to make sure that the gheyness hadn't rubbed one off on me. i'm sure i'm not alone on this.
sico brings all the gheyz to the yard
and they're like feltch feltch feltch feltch.
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see? looks like another bitch gonna get raped!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:05:26 EST (#)
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Well put, Apollo. This has gotten seven shades fruitier than Roy G. Biv could ever imagine. I am imagining 3 rows of nerds throwing 'Magic' cards and 'Pogs' at us.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-23 22:51:01 EST (#)
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i'd rather be a virgin than the how ghey this post has become
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 22:38:44 EST (#)
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whatsa matter sweetie, gotta find a new dwarf ranger for your LARP party now that Frank has made it his lifes mission to get some vagina?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-23 21:18:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-23 20:43:58 (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:31:16 (#)
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knowing frank personally i would be happy to buy a ringside seat to watching you try to defend yourself as he could beat you like the little david arquette looking bitch you are. seriously you are a petty little bitch and you will say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and they will find you, shoot you in the face and light you on fire....and they would have no leads because im sure the list is too long already.... its like finding a 5'5 brown eyed man in china.
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Shootings and burnings happen in rings?
and according to the chinese they're eyes' are black, if you look on a chinaman's passport.
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shootings and burnings don't happen in rings, i wqas jsut saying in general, if he acts like this long enough to enough people its only a matter of time before he finds a real crazy guy that just simply shoots him on the street for being a douchebag.
eyes being black or brown... the point is that they'd never find the perp...if anyone ever cared enough to even open an investigation that is
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-23 20:43:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:31:16 (#)
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knowing frank personally i would be happy to buy a ringside seat to watching you try to defend yourself as he could beat you like the little david arquette looking bitch you are. seriously you are a petty little bitch and you will say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and they will find you, shoot you in the face and light you on fire....and they would have no leads because im sure the list is too long already.... its like finding a 5'5 brown eyed man in china.
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Shootings and burnings happen in rings?
and according to the chinese they're eyes' are black, if you look on a chinaman's passport.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:31:16 (#)
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knowing frank personally i would be happy to buy a ringside seat to watching you try to defend yourself as he could beat you like the little david arquette looking bitch you are. seriously you are a petty little bitch and you will say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and they will find you, shoot you in the face and light you on fire....and they would have no leads because im sure the list is too long already.... its like finding a 5'5 brown eyed man in china.
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So you personally know he's a virgin? Did he (and his powerless tool) disappoint you too?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
knowing frank personally i would be happy to buy a ringside seat to watching you try to defend yourself as he could beat you like the little david arquette looking bitch you are. seriously you are a petty little bitch and you will say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and they will find you, shoot you in the face and light you on fire....and they would have no leads because im sure the list is too long already.... its like finding a 5'5 brown eyed man in china.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:05:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:11:05 (#)
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You are all assuming that Simon gives a fuck what you think about him just as much as you all give a fuck about some random internet strangers opinion. You also assume that what was done here was mean.
BOO FUCKING HOO
The guy is 27-28ish, and can defend himself. He learned a mighty fine lesson if he had half a brain, which is that the hot girl you think you're talking to online is probably some loser with too much time and the IQ of a rhododendron. We've all fallen for it; Simon fell for it when he got busted with those 16 year old shenanigans perpetrated by Scourge and some other uber broad, I fell for it when Urbane told me that she was a model, and Maurice Mulinge fell for it with Cabaretgirl.
You all thought THAT was fucking hilarious, didn't you? Some asshole in Nigeria falling in love with an imaginary (albeit incredibly hideous) girl. How the fuck is that different, you inconsistent hypocrites?
In short, go fuck yourselves, this was funny, this was classic uber shenanigans, and if you don't like it, skate it the fuck off. Go play your fucking martyr cards somewhere else. This asshole had it coming to him.
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Right on.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-23 16:07:48 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:22:30 (#)
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Like your husband would have the nads to say "no" to Shlongy."
and freddy finally leaves the closet
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:41:15 EST (#)
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oh right +2
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:41:03 EST (#)
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\/\/|-|/-\+ 1z t3h v1Rg1/\/????
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:20:55 EST (#)
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BCC for me?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:20:27 EST (#)
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Uh, I mean I guess it was sort of funny if that's how you make yourself feel better is picking on defenseless, nice guys. Are you like the sixth grader who bullies the fourth graders because that's how you get your affirmation? It's only funny if it's someone who deserves it getting brought down a few notches.
And dude, we all saw those pictures of your penis. That shit was like the size of a pinky finger.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:30:09 (#)
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I could use a new Manicmommy picture to spank to...the last one, while good, has gotten old.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:35:33 (#)
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Be a dear and CC me on that email while you're at it, Manic
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:44:04 (#)
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PS: I too would like a CC
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:22:30 EST (#)
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Like your husband would have the nads to say "no" to Shlongy.
Nobody does. That's why I'm Shlongy.
Now stop procrastinating and break out with the photo...bra and panties shot will suffice for now. Surely, he won't get mad about THAT.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Pawnage
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I CALLED DIBS ON THE MILF KNOWN AS MANICMOTHER!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:08:08 EST (#)
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manic, what's his email address? I'll gladly ask for his approval
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:55:38 EST (#)
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oh this post is so last year
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:51:02 EST (#)
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You boys filled out the proper paperwork and sent it to the husband for approval?
I thought not.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:46:41 EST (#)
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I guess an isignia is the epitome of righteously cool, over the top, acme of protocol. Good thing I signed this one.
*phewww sweaty brow wipe*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:44:04 EST (#)
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I am the King of Cool.
Let me deliberate on this whole situation a while and I'll get back to you all later with my decision.
~Matt (i signed it so everyone knows how fucking righteous I really am)
PS: I too would like a CC
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:35:33 EST (#)
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Be a dear and CC me on that email while you're at it, Manic
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:30:09 EST (#)
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I could use a new Manicmommy picture to spank to...the last one, while good, has gotten old.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:28:25 EST (#)
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MILF
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:08:20 EST (#)
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children, I'm surrounded by FUCKING CHILDREN
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:38:13 EST (#)
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I'm bored and ornery, someone argue with me.
Rob?
Bubba?
Anyone?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:21:21 EST (#)
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Please don't use your fucking teeth like last time, after the endorphins run out, it starts hurting like a motherfucker
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:19:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:18:27 (#)
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Suck my dick, Mahatma
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I thought you'd never ask.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:19:37 EST (#)
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For your next trick, see if you can find me a hot, Uber virgin broad that I can deflower in a way that only Shlongy can.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:18:27 EST (#)
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Sure Beano you fucking mushmouth, let me write 8,000+ reviews addressing each and every individual on ubersite.
Suck my dick, Mahatma
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:14:13 (#)
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Lisa hit the nail on the fucking head. Go fuck yourselves, the whole self-righteous lot of you.
IT WAS A FUCKING RIOT WHEN WE WERE CALLING NEWBORN BABIES CRACK NIGGERS AND ABOMINATIONS, WASN'T IT?
It's nice to pick and choose what you feel is wrong and what you think is hilarious, isn't it?
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who the fuck are you talking to you?
'Ra rar rarara ra ra generalisation ra RA RA '
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:15:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:09:02 (#)
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Beano, I have nothing to be ashamed of, and I realize the juxtaposition those two statements have in regard to irony. That's why I threw it out.
It takes a lot more than this to embarrass me, obviously.
Good day, I'm done with this post, on to better, newer posts
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fair enuff... I'll see you there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:14:13 EST (#)
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Lisa hit the nail on the fucking head. Go fuck yourselves, the whole self-righteous lot of you.
IT WAS A FUCKING RIOT WHEN WE WERE CALLING NEWBORN BABIES CRACK NIGGERS AND ABOMINATIONS, WASN'T IT?
It's nice to pick and choose what you feel is wrong and what you think is hilarious, isn't it?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:47:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everybody here is a pitiful, deranged reject. Really, they're all at least two of the following: ugly, unable to function properly in social situations, addicted, clinically insane, or suffering from crippling insecurity. Virgin or not, you shouldn't care one iota what anyone on Ubersite, the ultimate cesspool of social failures, thinks about you.
That simon guy is a transparent piece of crap. He signs his fucking posts. You think he's qualified to teach anybody a lesson on coolness?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all assuming that Simon gives a fuck what you think about him just as much as you all give a fuck about some random internet strangers opinion. You also assume that what was done here was mean.
BOO FUCKING HOO
The guy is 27-28ish, and can defend himself. He learned a mighty fine lesson if he had half a brain, which is that the hot girl you think you're talking to online is probably some loser with too much time and the IQ of a rhododendron. We've all fallen for it; Simon fell for it when he got busted with those 16 year old shenanigans perpetrated by Scourge and some other uber broad, I fell for it when Urbane told me that she was a model, and Maurice Mulinge fell for it with Cabaretgirl.
You all thought THAT was fucking hilarious, didn't you? Some asshole in Nigeria falling in love with an imaginary (albeit incredibly hideous) girl. How the fuck is that different, you inconsistent hypocrites?
In short, go fuck yourselves, this was funny, this was classic uber shenanigans, and if you don't like it, skate it the fuck off. Go play your fucking martyr cards somewhere else. This asshole had it coming to him.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, I have nothing to be ashamed of, and I realize the juxtaposition those two statements have in regard to irony. That's why I threw it out.
It takes a lot more than this to embarrass me, obviously.
Good day, I'm done with this post, on to better, newer posts.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If it was anyone with a little more "cred" on this site, you'd be sucking their cocks and jumping on the train to ride their coattails. Get off my dick, while you are at it.
The fact that you guys cling so tightly to a fucking website says enough about your own virtues and pyches. So please, I implore you all to save what little respect you have for yourselves to shut the fuck up and leave my therapist to deepthroat me, I mean dethrone me.
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You mention this happening to anyone else with a little more 'cred' (than you I assume?)... therefore accepting in your mind that people on this site either 'do' or 'do not' have cred.
Then start your next paragraph with 'the fact that we all cling so tightly to this site'... the irony in those two sets of statements are so fucking hilarious that I'm wetting myself.
Sico, I got nothing against you... but I felt, and am totally entitled to feel, that this embarrassed you more than it did Frank.
That does not mean I'm psychoanalysing you, or I have no life or any of the other things people in your position throw out when justifying themselves when they have in fact been found out to be a bigger loser than the rest of us.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 08:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate everyone trying to psychoanalyze the tiniest, minutuae of detail here but while you guys think you have it figured out you look like retards trying to find something to garner on me. I've been none evasive of my own shortcomings so have at it what you want. I talk with maybe four-five people outside of this site and you all are losers, and somewhere in that mix, so am I. Instead of trying to figure out what's wrong with me, perhaps you should justice yourself and shut the fuck up. What does this say about me? That I'm not socially inept enough to let something as small as virginity get in my way? That I'm a cruel, dark hearted individual?
Thanks to all the Freud's and Schopenhauer's and Marx's for giving me your authentic insights to the life you have never lived. This was meant to be funny for all parts and as daft as it seems, Frank too. I was not trying to bereave Frank of his dignity, maybe a little, but he clearly had this coming. If it was anyone with a little more "cred" on this site, you'd be sucking their cocks and jumping on the train to ride their coattails. Get off my dick, while you are at it.
The fact that you guys cling so tightly to a fucking website says enough about your own virtues and pyches. So please, I implore you all to save what little respect you have for yourselves to shut the fuck up and leave my therapist to deepthroat me, I mean dethrone me.
I'm a legend in my own mind.
Frank has more class than I ever will and more class than any of you do. If you would take as much effort into telling me my problems and direct them in your own lives, I wouldn't have to listen to all your wining because you wouldn't be here.
Anyone else that has some critique of my "being" can leave it with a -2 (fag) below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-23 08:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
At the end of what day?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-23 08:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Simon, at the end of the day, this post says a lot more about you than it does about frank.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 07:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bravo, kudos, and much more to Frank on handling this like a man. Some of you pieces of shit are so quick to pass judgement on behalf of a fellow nerd that you didn't even concern yourself with how he might have felt. Gofer, what a pathetic excuse of a man you are for even attempting to give validity to a miserable life. I'm happy, and I assure you that I'm twice the man you are. The proving he was a virgin wasn't the meat and potatoes of the joke, nerd fuck. I guess it would take someone who's been out in the real world to understand that, though. Next time you want to make yourself look like a bigger homo, go to a gay rally or something, not my post.
Once again Frank, kudos to you.
The rest of you, get a fucking life. It's the internet.
If you didn't see the funny in this, it's because you are worthless.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-01-23 07:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Either shenanigans or just plain evil.
-2 in any case.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-23 06:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude's just trying to live his life, best he can. We all are. It's not up to you to decide whether or not you're better than him.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-23 06:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see what's so hectic about him being a virgin, to be honest.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-23 05:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, I'll admit it: you got me good.
and I'm really not all that mad. I've read all the reviews, and, sadly, I have to go with sico's alleged intention. I learned a lesson in trust here. but as an honest person, I like to trust people and give them the benefit of the doubt. I won't confirm or deny anything I wrote in these e-mails. the fact of the matter is I bought it hook line and sinker.
the only thing I really regret of all this, is that some of you are still going on about the superfriends. it was a passing trend and it's long over.
note also that I didn't give this a -2 as many of you would probably expect me to.
you got me, sico, now please get off my back, k?
_________________
well played frank
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
text, cunt, etc
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BEWARE YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR CRED, PREPARE FOR -2ING
But the above did make a lot of sense.
Still, if Sicosemen had hit a neutral target, it would have been somewhat evil, but Frankthebear is a retaliatory -2er and isn't well-liked. This mightn't have been funny if this was Inion, or idon'tknow Captain Thorns or someone who is respected, but the target in question was one of the Superfriends assholes.
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Ax.. you come across in your repsonses to this post as a complete twat.
and nicely handled Frank.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, I'll admit it: you got me good.
and I'm really not all that mad. I've read all the reviews, and, sadly, I have to go with sico's alleged intention. I learned a lesson in trust here. but as an honest person, I like to trust people and give them the benefit of the doubt. I won't confirm or deny anything I wrote in these e-mails. the fact of the matter is I bought it hook line and sinker.
the only thing I really regret of all this, is that some of you are still going on about the superfriends. it was a passing trend and it's long over.
note also that I didn't give this a -2 as many of you would probably expect me to.
you got me, sico, now please get off my back, k?
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Nice work Frankie.
Seems as though most of us are under the impression he got you 'bad' - but crying about it isn't going to do anyone any good either.
Lesson learned. Move on. Viagra.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-23 01:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love all, trust a few, Do wrong to none. WS
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Based on everything you've put forth here, I've come to the undeniable conclusion that Frankthebear is a JGreening alter.
A hotel front desk jockey, homo, impotent, virgin , retard, dipshit stalker.
It's not rocket science people.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:40:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
note also that I didn't give this a -2 as many of you would probably expect me to. """
NOTE: HOMEO: As soon as you point out you didn't minus 2 it negates the whole not minus two'ing thing.
The correct/only response to a pwning/hate post is 'hahahahahah +2'.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, I'll admit it: you got me good.
and I'm really not all that mad. I've read all the reviews, and, sadly, I have to go with sico's alleged intention. I learned a lesson in trust here. but as an honest person, I like to trust people and give them the benefit of the doubt. I won't confirm or deny anything I wrote in these e-mails. the fact of the matter is I bought it hook line and sinker.
the only thing I really regret of all this, is that some of you are still going on about the superfriends. it was a passing trend and it's long over.
note also that I didn't give this a -2 as many of you would probably expect me to.
you got me, sico, now please get off my back, k?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant stop laughing at the file name
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and to answer your question, technicaly I haven't had sex yet{bwwahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mwhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha}. My current and I have tried a few times, but my "little buddy" got stage fright {I tried? It's cause you are a closet homo, frank. If you tried with a man's love knot, you wouldn't have a problem}. mostly because I was nervous and felt under pressure to perform adequately for my girlfriend. but as we get more comfortable with each other, I know it'll happen eventually. """
this is mean but fucking hilarious
haha
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:57:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Going through the trouble to devise a plan to embarrass this guy you don't know makes you look even more pathetic.
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oh the irony...
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still, if Sicosemen had hit a neutral target, it would have been somewhat evil, but Frankthebear is a retaliatory -2er and isn't well-liked.
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Frankthe bear is a soft easy target, its like shooting fish in a barrel
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-22 23:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not cool.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he means 'women virgin'
he is of course a fucking slut when it comes to being anally penetrated.
however all method spiking apart:
this gayness in the reviews is sickening.
these little cockwipes like frankthebear (JUST HIS FUCKING USERNAME MAKES ME WANT TO RAPE NUNS) come on here be all bigtime with their shit posts and retaliation -2's swinging their tiny little testicles and then more established(c) funnier(c) more entertaining people 'pwn' the little shits and the rest of you start crying for them.
I don't care what any of you say (and I think simon executed this poorly - he did well at the whole sucking in stage but should then have given evidence to method/me/pff to actually write) but if it wasn't for shit like this and people like us the whole place would be full of love fests and teenage chat.
It's a free website with no guidelines to posting or reviewing and whilst it stays that way people will do whatever the fuck they want.
And if pathetic cuntsplashes like frankthevirgin get burned along the way so what?
He can start again as jamiethebear tomorrow if he so chooses.
I don't want people like him(c) Maltese(c) Oathmeal(c) etc interacting with me either electronically or in person. I've have seriously(c) honestly(c) never said or done anything here that I wouldn't do in Real Life.
Ask the people who have met me.
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(c) = comma.
my comma key is broken and sony want 2 weeks to fix it and i can't be without a laptop for two weeks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 22:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES, GET OFF OF UBERSITE, THERE'S NO PLACE HERE FOR BULLSHIT LIKE THIS.
You people have GOT to be fucking kidding me.
I CAN HEAR THE TRUCKS FULL OF SUNSHINE AND PUPPY DOG FARTS BACKING INTO THE UBER LOADING DOCK AS WE SPEAK.
P.S. I'm also a virgin
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh?
Dude, get the fuck out of here.
No, really, get the fuck off of Ubersite.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, quit signing your posts, you fuck, it makes you look even more like an arrogant prick.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnily enough, I agree with everything goferforhire just said but still think this is great.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnily enough, I agree with everything goferforhire just said but still think this is great.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnily enough, I agree with everything goferforhire just said but still think this is great.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 21:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
text, cunt, etc
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BEWARE YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR CRED, PREPARE FOR -2ING
But the above did make a lot of sense.
Still, if Sicosemen had hit a neutral target, it would have been somewhat evil, but Frankthebear is a retaliatory -2er and isn't well-liked. This mightn't have been funny if this was Inion, or idon'tknow Captain Thorns or someone who is respected, but the target in question was one of the Superfriends assholes.
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Not really Ax.
'Being annoying' is one thing - but to be tricked, manipulated and humiliated all for simply carrying on a relatively benign internet conversation with someone for whom you would have absolutely no reason to mistrust - is not really not that funny to most people. This fabrication was not asking for money - 'she' was likely just talking - and as I mentioned earlier I have no reason to doubt that Sico's skill at pretending to be a girl is rather convincing.
All this does is display a vicious blackened soul and slightly embarrasses an anonymous internet nerd who refers to himself as 'the bear'.
Besides, I thought the superfriends were funny.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS SICOSEMEN IS A VIRGIN THOSE PICS WERE FAKE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:58:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnily enough, I agree with everything goferforhire just said but still think this is great.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
text, cunt, etc
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BEWARE YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR CRED, PREPARE FOR -2ING
But the above did make a lot of sense.
Still, if Sicosemen had hit a neutral target, it would have been somewhat evil, but Frankthebear is a retaliatory -2er and isn't well-liked. This mightn't have been funny if this was Inion, or idon'tknow Captain Thorns or someone who is respected, but the target in question was one of the Superfriends assholes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a cunt....
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Wow. That was some serious scorn. Nice work.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You, sir, are a horrible person.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont really see the funny in the whole idea and your "commentary" leaves much to be desired.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cunt
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a cunt. I don't use that word, ever, because it's irreparably vulgar and it sounds like trash when people speak it, and it's my least favorite word, but I will dust off the spider webs for you. I don't like Frankthebear. He's an idiot, he's clingy, and he's in with the stokshineboxlsd crowd and they made me lose some serious interest in this place but this is completely over the fucking top.
First of all, so the fuck what if he's a virgin. I'll tell you a secret, Sico: so am I. WOAH SHIT OH HOLY FUCK I LOST MY STREET CRED. Oh wait. No one gives a shit. The only reason you, Simon, are not also like myself and Frank is because you consort with people who have lower standards then you. And you know what? People still like me. And people hate you. Girls don't give two tenths of a shit if you've never fucked another girl. In fact, some of them are actually *relieved*. As long as you are good enough with the rest of it to not come off like a prude or a talentless loser, they don't care about the physical aspect in that respect. And some of them actually don't make sex the focus of a relationship. I know that may come as a shock for a sexual crusader like yourself, but it's truth. I may be a virgin, Simon, but I am 150% better with women than you, at least, and I wouldn't be surprised if Frank was too. He seems sweet, even if he is a bit creepy. Now I won't try to defend him for not getting it up, but again, it's completely not your business. Also virgin =/= fag. In fact, a more frequent sign of homosexuality is desperately seeking sex at every available opportunity to affirm your faith in your false heterosexuality.
Second of all: why the fuck do you think we need to know? You throw a fucking hissy fit when people spread your trash on here, get so defensive when people insult you on this site, and yet you turn around and fucking manipulate someone who's done absolutely nothing to you just to get some fucking attention. No one cares if Frank's a virgin, really, they just smile and walk away or get pissed off that you would devote your energy to something so base and mean. This is called bullying, you litle shit, and you know what happens to bullies? Eventually, they end up in a bar somewhere with an ex-marine and they get a little too much in them and yell at the guy for looking at them funny and they get their shit so badly messed up that their own mother wouldn't recognize them. In your case, I imagine she'll be relieved to never see you again.
Finally, what the fuck possessed you it was necessary? If he's so worthless, so whiny, and so meaningless to you, you should have left him the fuck alone.
You are worthless. If a rhinocerous gored you with its horn I would shoot it so that it wouldn't have to bear the shame of wearing your intestines so close to its face.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:18:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT - what are you really trying to illustrate here? That this kid is a nice guy? That he likes to have friendly interesting conversations with...GASP.... girls! That he is socially awkward and (perhaps) gulliable.
rob_berg
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interesting?, where?, I DEMAND that sico includes the interesting parts of the conversation in his next post
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-22 20:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn. this really makes you look like a dick, sico. not evil, just plain dick. still, i'm a very sick person. and i loved it.
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"I've found the best thing to do when dealing with jerks like him is to just ignore them. eventually they'll go bother someone else until they get the attention they crave."
winning strategy there, OBVIOUSLY
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and as much as it pains me
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:57:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Going through the trouble to devise a plan to embarrass this guy you don't know makes you look even more pathetic.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
see also
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:54:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
this wasn't very nice dude.
you aren't a good person.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT - what are you really trying to illustrate here? That this kid is a nice guy? That he likes to have friendly interesting conversations with...GASP.... girls! That he is socially awkward and (perhaps) gulliable.
rob_berg
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've found the best thing to do when dealing with jerks like him is to just ignore them. eventually they'll go bother someone else until they get the attention they crave.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-22 19:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Harsh.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
frank, if youre reading this, your curtains are falling down
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:29:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:10:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Initiating an email campaign to draw someone out like this will never wash away the stink of your own experience with "Dateline NBC:" http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211
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whoever wrote that post O-town linked is fucking hilarious. probably has a huge cock too.
oh yeah, this is true, simon told me about it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, believe me...15 minutes tops. The other part of the conversation wasn't included because frank rehashed everything in his own email. Bully? No! Friend to the stupid? Yes!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ah.
This whole exercise is bullshit.
First off - Sico - while your commentary is delightfully vicious - your victim is nothing more than a affable internet nerd. If you pulled this shit on a real dickhead you might have gotten a higher appreciation level from people like me.
As it is you just look like a bully.
BUT - what are you really trying to illustrate here? That this kid is a nice guy? That he likes to have friendly interesting conversations with...GASP.... girls! That he is socially awkward and (perhaps) gulliable.
Thing is, I notice you didn't include what YOU had to say as 'Brit'. Perhaps you are not giving yourself enough credit for playing a convincing little e-whore. Seems to me 'ole Frank might have been helpless to your striking faux female charms. Any particular reason you didn't post THAT part of the conversation - little too worried that in context it might seem that Frank was just having on otherwise normal conversation with a chick?
Still, you seem to have amused yourself and put a LOT more than 15 minutes of your life into being a giant, petty asshole.
That gets a point in my book.
Frank - never say anything in e-mails or instant message conversations that you will ever be ashamed of. If yer dink ain't working right - while certainly fucking tragic - will not win you any points with pretend internet girls. Smarten up.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Clearly Shennanigans.
No one who can rock a 'stache that hard can be a virgin.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 18:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:59:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all, I was only trying to help frank.
Second of all, Lisa, kindly take your clothes off or stfu.
3rd of all, what's your email addy locksly? Bwahahahahaha, okay sorry.
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hotbottomguy.at.yahoo.com please dont use it for anything bad
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all, I was only trying to help frank.
Second of all, Lisa, kindly take your clothes off or stfu.
3rd of all, what's your email addy locksly? Bwahahahahaha, okay sorry.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Going through the trouble to devise a plan to embarrass this guy you don't know makes you look even more pathetic.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fag...?
bwahahahahahahahah
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yes i am a fag
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:14:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy is a Grade A gullible retard who needs a little dose of reality to get him the fuck out of his D&D LARP imaginary world. Since this is the internet, and theoretically nothing we do or say really matters, it's a good way to knock some fucking sense into the kid without doing real damage.
He's going to get eaten fucking ALIVE in the real world. Better that he gets torn a new asshole and learns not to be so trusting here, than when it really fucking counts and really matters. 100 bucks says he'll think twice before trusting some random stranger. We just might have saved him from getting duped out of his bank account info and life savings from some hot broad on the street who can smell a sucker like this guy from a mile away.
As much as you people say that it's just a website, I've learned a lot here, from interacting with people I normally never would have gotten the chance to, to learning a lot of fucking lessons on street smarts and common sense, and watching what the fuck you say around people.
Plus, I've learned that the British have horrible hygiene and genetic freaks for children.
I've also learned not to share naked pictures of yourself with others. Thank God those nudes of me never got onto uber. I don't know WHAT I would do.
WORDS OF WISDOM, FRANKIE - NEVER TRUST A BROAD. They are born with "alterior motives" tattooed on their fucking forehead. """
hahahah yeah.
Cos THAT'S why you do it! To save the chitlens!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a fag...?
bwahahahahahahahah
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:46:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Locksly, quit being such a fag.
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but.. its just that...
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Locksly, quit being such a fag.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Frank-defenders:
Frankthebear:
"If [Sicosemen] doesn't take the hint, there's always a restraining order to let him know you're serious. We can also make his life miserable by giving out all his info on Uber. They'll eat him alive!"
It's this that makes me feel happy that this scummy circle-jerking piece of shit just got owned by Sicosemen. Give out info on Uber? Who are you, Oathmeal, you cunt?
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Frankthebear would never have done that, he's soft. He is a D & D warrior. I just don't see the point on picking on someone like him.
Was sicosemen really scared that frank and the superfriends crew were gonna come after him?
Perhaps sico was scared that frank would get DCwoody to write a whole bunch of letters to his home state
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bullshit
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Forensic, nothing started it. It was just well played. Originally he got mad because I told him that I was "hacking" his posts off the front page and like an idiot he believed it. What he didn't know was that Bart had just modified the pages to anything with a -1 or lower rating with 10 reviews automatically disappears. He then went on to -2 spam 100+ posts of mine, all of which I could care less.
I really don't dislike the guy, but he's just fucking stupid....really fucking stupid.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And above all never listen to Method, Frankthebear. He's a St. Stavros-worshipping Greek with two inch long back hair that sells zirconium on Ebay.
But yea, i agree with Method Man up in herrr, I've learned to trust nobody. And send out no nude pictures, because child porn is forbidden in America.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what started this pissing match anyway?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 17:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy is a Grade A gullible retard who needs a little dose of reality to get him the fuck out of his D&D LARP imaginary world. Since this is the internet, and theoretically nothing we do or say really matters, it's a good way to knock some fucking sense into the kid without doing real damage.
He's going to get eaten fucking ALIVE in the real world. Better that he gets torn a new asshole and learns not to be so trusting here, than when it really fucking counts and really matters. 100 bucks says he'll think twice before trusting some random stranger. We just might have saved him from getting duped out of his bank account info and life savings from some hot broad on the street who can smell a sucker like this guy from a mile away.
As much as you people say that it's just a website, I've learned a lot here, from interacting with people I normally never would have gotten the chance to, to learning a lot of fucking lessons on street smarts and common sense, and watching what the fuck you say around people.
Plus, I've learned that the British have horrible hygiene and genetic freaks for children.
I've also learned not to share naked pictures of yourself with others. Thank God those nudes of me never got onto uber. I don't know WHAT I would do.
WORDS OF WISDOM, FRANKIE - NEVER TRUST A BROAD. They are born with "alterior motives" tattooed on their fucking forehead.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're just mad that I pulled it off before them.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Frank-defenders:
Frankthebear:
"If [Sicosemen] doesn't take the hint, there's always a restraining order to let him know you're serious. We can also make his life miserable by giving out all his info on Uber. They'll eat him alive!"
It's this that makes me feel happy that this scummy circle-jerking piece of shit just got owned by Sicosemen. Give out info on Uber? Who are you, Oathmeal, you cunt?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:41:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking douche, why pick on frank the bear? he's not a real target
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Everyone's a target.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking douche, why pick on frank the bear? he's not a real target
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my goodness. poor bear bear.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:24:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the next (V)ethod. +2 for that alone.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually can't stand Frankthewanker, and if he uses the term 'my fellow uberers' one more time......
But this made me feel kinda sorry for how pathetic he is.
"What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:59:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Frankthebear, stok, shineboxxxxxx, maltese et al are idiots, but this was uncalled for.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:37:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully Shennannigans but here's a -2 in case you actually are this low.
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Sorry Sico, you've been cool to me, but I gotta side with these comments. This is bad form.
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, sir
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Daisy, this is no shennies, sorry.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon Iachini - The King of Low-Grade Shenanigans!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-22 14:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy makes me feel good about myself!
What the fuck is stage fright, he's afraid he's gonnna cum in five seconds? WHAT DO YOU THINK THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU FINGERS FOR?
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GODDAMMIT YOU LITTLE BASTARD STAY FUCKING INNOCENT!!!
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is stage fright, he's afraid he's gonnna cum in five seconds? WHAT DO YOU THINK THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU FINGERS FOR?
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I think the fright he's referring to is when his penis cowers in terror at the gaping maw that is his girlfriend's vagina.
Submitted by exposed (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was not nice, but funny, bro.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:54:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this wasn't very nice dude.
you aren't a good person.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hopefully Shennannigans but here's a -2 in case you actually are this low.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It would be funny if it were real, but I can't think of any situation where a guy would tell an unknown person on the internet that is supposedly a hot female that his "little guy" got "stage fright"
I'm calling BS on this one.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Franny has a quiff?? and says anyhooo, oh dear oh dear oh dear! Come on Franny baby lets get this uber fight onnnnnnnnnnn
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans, but mildy amusing.
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I will forward anyone the account information who wants verification.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:46:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans, but mildy amusing.
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I don't know. This guy just looks like someone stupid enough to fall for this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy makes me feel good about myself!
What the fuck is stage fright, he's afraid he's gonnna cum in five seconds? WHAT DO YOU THINK THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU FINGERS FOR?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
It would have been defensible if he'd been waiting to get married. The fact that he's tried to have sex and failed is absolutely hilarious.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans, but mildy amusing.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:02:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Congo, this is the truth.
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That's proof enough for me!
oh wait, no...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU PEOPLE SCARE ME!!
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shenanigans...as per usual.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
YOU PEOPLE SCARE ME!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congo, this is the truth.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:13:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
COME ON DOWN TO HELL SIMON, THE WEATHER IS LOVELY
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GREATEST
PRANK
EVER
!
If this is real, this is truly one of the greatest things ever pulled off. Who the fuck would tell shit like that to someone on the internet they've never met. This dumbass is a grade-A moron.
And stage fright? I think that's actually the most amusing part of all of this. Unless you are totally fucking wasted (puking, passed out and all), there is no excuse. Way to puss out, fag.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really want this not to be shenanigans.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Frankthebear,
Hey dick, only I can post pictures of myself flipping the bird. Stop trying to horn in on my territory as resident worthless asshole, asshole.
Thanks,
Flack
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Frankthebear, stok, shineboxxxxxx, maltese et al are idiots, but this was uncalled for.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmmm, what's worse, being outed as a virgin on a moderately popular internet message board, or proving your not a virgin on the same message board, and by so doing, showing you have a tiny penos? http://www.ubersite.com/m/88676
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It would have been defensible if he'd been waiting to get married. The fact that he's tried to have sex and failed is absolutely hilarious.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're right. i don't know why i'm being such an asshole.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I laughed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bubba, yah, it takes 2 minutes to type a fake letter. Why don't you stop being so crotchety and have a laugh with us.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this dude was an alter.
Anyway, he seems harmless enough.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you telling me that the time you put into initiating and then continued correspondence, before and than after your op came to a total of 15 minutes? fuck off!
you went to bed thinking about frankthebeast and woke up with your cock in your hand and the crusty remnants of your nutsac on your sheets thinking about frankthebear.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-22 11:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was r