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The public library. (212 hits)

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Rating: -1.44 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Erosion Roolz (View user info) at 2007-01-22 12:29:43 EST


I was thinking of posting another installment of my story on here today, when my writer's block hit. I have just over two hours before work at 7-11, since I'm a counter jockey. Fun shit. There's this one librarian here, and she's really fucking hot. She's probably in her early thirties and not married. As a counter jockey about to become 24, should I try to stick my cock in her?

No really, should I? She's got this whole Stepford look about her, all demure and shit, but I bet her cunt is out of this world, man.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

She's probably in her early thirties and not married.
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she is a lesbo, dummy

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Die

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-22 13:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You're 24 and working the counter at 7-11?

Probably better off sticking your cock in a light socket.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Speaking of cunt, shut your fucking piehole.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you. fucking. suck.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-22 12:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What do you need to ask for? You obviously want to, so do it.


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