Several cool things to do Amsterdam (3799 hits)
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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-23 00:06:50 EST
Not to fuck up the series but there's just too many things going on in Amsterdam to make it "one of many cool things to do..." Enjoy.
Previous installments:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97787
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97830
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:41 EST (#)
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LOL. Stupid fuck sure does get made when you call him out on his bullshit.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:39:37 (#)
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fuck yourself
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:39:37 EST (#)
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fuck yourself
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:01:55 EST (#)
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If anyone feels like exploring cleaner parts, go to Nijmegen (lots of female college students, too). It has all the weed foreigners need, and none of the 50 year old hookers.
Nijmegen : Even for dutch people that's outback ... Give these people some proper advice , you cunt ! Even Drente or Twente is preferable to that 'city of the bored' !
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 21:34:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:54:54 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:55:05 (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:47:43 (#)
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Dude, when I get back from Afghanistan, Im totally going! Anyone wanna join me? Coley?
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As much as I love crappy weed and overpriced pudgy hookers (and your offer to "slip it in me"), I'm going to have to decline.
ORRRR you can buy me a ticket and I *promise* we'll meet up when you get there....
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I just shot beer through my nose from laughing so hard. It hurt.
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sorry for the pain, thanks for the mental imagery. :D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 19:01:38 EST (#)
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Needs less fat sluts.
And more thin ones.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:48:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:33:57 EST (#)
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HA...The good ole "Cassa Rossa" gorilla show...laughed my ass off that night watching three of my crew members eat a banana from the nasty crotch of a model.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-23 16:54:57 EST (#)
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I believe there are nicer parts so I tried to disclaim that. As I said I went strictly for my friend and that's what he wanted to see. I'm sure there much better parts of Amsterdam and still better parts of the Netherlands.
Thanks for the tip on the college students - I'm there next time.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:47:32 (#)
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As a Dutchman I don't like to go to Amsterdam much myself. But first you said you spent a lot of time in the red light district, then you go complaining it was seedy and filthy.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-23 16:03:21 EST (#)
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Really enjoying this series
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:47:32 EST (#)
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As a Dutchman I don't like to go to Amsterdam much myself. But first you said you spent a lot of time in the red light district, then you go complaining it was seedy and filthy.
Amsterdam ís a filthy city, though, compared to lots of other ones in this marvellous little bastard of a country.
And you, my friend, had the misfortune of spending the warmest summer the Netherlands have ever known in an AC-less hotel room. I salute you for it. AC usually isn't necessary because the heat almost never goes way up like this.
If anyone feels like exploring cleaner parts, go to Nijmegen (lots of female college students, too). It has all the weed foreigners need, and none of the 50 year old hookers.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:43:27 EST (#)
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Well Done
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:51:02 EST (#)
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ah, it's good that you stopped at the DEA...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:38:16 EST (#)
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those hookers have their own union, yknow
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:58:36 EST (#)
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har har DEA gas station
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:54:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:55:05 (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:47:43 (#)
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Dude, when I get back from Afghanistan, Im totally going! Anyone wanna join me? Coley?
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As much as I love crappy weed and overpriced pudgy hookers (and your offer to "slip it in me"), I'm going to have to decline.
ORRRR you can buy me a ticket and I *promise* we'll meet up when you get there....
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I just shot beer through my nose from laughing so hard. It hurt.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:48:15 EST (#)
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Auto good series +2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:55:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:47:43 (#)
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Dude, when I get back from Afghanistan, Im totally going! Anyone wanna join me? Coley?
======
As much as I love crappy weed and overpriced pudgy hookers (and your offer to "slip it in me"), I'm going to have to decline.
ORRRR you can buy me a ticket and I *promise* we'll meet up when you get there....
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, when I get back from Afghanistan, Im totally going! Anyone wanna join me? Coley?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:45:20 EST (#)
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good job, i enjoyed this
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:27:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-23 05:40:41 (#)
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Hamsterdance
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Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:24:42 EST (#)
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I visited Amesterdam about 2 years ago and the lasting memory is a friend managing to puke, piss and shit himself within the space of 24 hrs. He also lcoked himself in the hotel toilet after a bad case of the fear on mushrooms.
Good times.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-23 10:22:00 EST (#)
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I loved Amsterdam, and I didnt even smoke weed. Though I did stand outside a redlight district window making faces at a hooker while I was shitfaced for upwards of half an hour.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:43:40 EST (#)
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I forgot about that part. That part was constant!
I don't remember about the space cakes, I think so but we didn't eat em.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:29:31 (#)
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I was constantly being asked if I wanted to buy coke from random drug dealers.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-23 09:32:52 EST (#)
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I love Amsterdam, or at least I used to when I could still enjoy a good smoke.
The place can be a little dirty, particularly around the Red Light District, but the same can be said for the tourist areas of any major city.
Summer is the worst possible time to go. Spring or Autumn/Fall are by a long way the best times to visit. The temperature is lower and although you might get rain there are planty of places to stop off for a Beer or a smoke.
There are a shitload of good places to eat, although the majority of them are outside of the Red Light area. The profusion of fast food places in this area simply reflects the clientele, the bastards all have the munchies.
The Heineken tour is great and cost less than the price of the beer we drank (about 8 years ago). For all of you that are not fans of Heineken, I can assure you that the stuff at the brewery is a totally different drink. Do they still have the gravity pumps? Or the clear Glass pipes?
I don't think you mentioned the "Space Cakes". Baked with pure MDMA they are one of the best experiences of the coffee shops, even more so when you don't realise what you are eating.
For a more relaxed, less busy and cleaner experience, try Maastricht (sp?). Some really good coffee shops. There is prostitution, although it is a little less obvious than Amsterdam, but I found the vibe much better. Probably a nicer place, but more for the slightly older pot head among us.
Keep these posts coming.
-Dave
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 08:57:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-23 07:35:41 EST (#)
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I've been to Amsterdam twice, once to do all the cultural stuff, Rijksmuseum, Rembrandt House, Anne Frank House etc, and it was brilliant. The second time was just a week of stoned craziness, I went in April and it was pretty temperate. Good times.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-23 05:40:41 EST (#)
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Hamsterdance
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-23 05:19:22 EST (#)
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And the hooker is an ugly bitch . That's what darkrooms are for ...
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-23 05:18:31 EST (#)
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If you're ever around again , i'll show your buddy what a real joint is ...
I like this series !
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:55:45 EST (#)
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Excellent description. I'm not a big fan of Amsterdam either. There's much better places to visit in Europe, but it has to be on the list.
You're right about the border control, it's rubbish! We smuggled throwing knives, hash, skunk, WAY too many cigarettes, shrooms, and all kinds of illegal shit. We thought this would be a universal thing, so we repeated it on our final leg back to England. We nearly got busted 'cos we got back on quite a significant date. September 11th 2001. If we got back the next day, I think we would have been totally fucked.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:55:02 EST (#)
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I had a great time in Amsterdam; I think.
Submitted by foodman (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:29:31 EST (#)
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You're right, no two experiences there are the same. I spent 5 days in Amsterdam in the latter part of August 2005, and this is what I found there:
It was cold (about 60-65F) and rainy the whole time.
The city seemed pretty clean as far as big cities go (aside from the public pissers).
There were high-end restaurants everywhere. We ate at an expensive Argentinian steakhouse. I wasn't offended by the American fast food smells, though (I primarily ate KFC, McD's and FEBO).
I found a VERY hot Italian prostitute on the main drag in the RLD for €35/half hour. For the ones that were hot (nearly every one on the main drag, the trolls were in the alleys), they were way hotter than anything I saw in Germany, and cheaper by half.
Fuck Heineken..Amstel's the shit.
I was constantly being asked if I wanted to buy coke from random drug dealers.
I drove up from Giessen, and yeah..there's no border. One of the guys I know used to go up at least once a month and bring down a fresh supply of weed, coke, E, and shrooms. He never had any problems.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2007-01-23 04:21:26 EST (#)
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Good to know. I feel like I don't even need to go now.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-23 03:13:50 EST (#)
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Informative
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-23 03:02:46 EST (#)
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Lisa, do you have "man issues"?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:57:06 EST (#)
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Note the skeeviness of all the men in the pictures.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:56:24 EST (#)
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This series is fucking good.
...you are still a turd.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:35:52 EST (#)
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I love that city.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:16:03 EST (#)
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I came for the weed, I stayed for the rape.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-23 02:10:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-01-23 01:14:14 EST (#)
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I give you this +2 on good faith you will at some point in your life return and review your opinion of Amsterdam. It's a lovely city, honest.
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:39:41 EST (#)
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I rather enjoyed this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:33:49 EST (#)
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the picture above the Cannabis Connaisseurs club looks strangely like old montreal.
good post
keep them coming
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:30:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:23:07 EST (#)
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I used to date Dutch masseuse. Only she wasn't really Dutch...or a masseuse. She wasn't very good looking either...or nice, come to think of it.
Submitted by JohnnyTruant (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:14:59 EST (#)
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I think I'll read this again. And to my grandchildren some day. Good job, sir.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-23 00:14:50 EST (#)
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you have the best goddamn seed stock i have ever seen or...