Vast collection of dead useful things (2093 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-01-23 11:44:06 EST
I'm clearing out my Favorites list, and I came across a lot of useful links. A lot of them Uber-related, Music-related, and just plain interesting stuff.
These are some links I used for school projects over the summer and the school year, as well as some Uber posts.
http://higgo.com/quantum/laymans.htm - Layman's Guide to Quantum Physics
http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/ - The longest list of the longest stuff. This also is the longest registered web address.
The next section is useful things on Uber, such as rules, Bart's explanations, and the -2millionth review.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/4639#4617 - Hey Bart what about attachments to replies (Bart has a good reply)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173 - Bitch, Moan, Sigh...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488#1044739 - Rules of Uber (Bart has a good reply)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68143#1375046 - My first review, June 9 2005
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42790#753362 - How do you get banned? (Bart has a good reply)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88577#2000000 - Two millionth Uber review
I had to use this one for school as well:
http://www.fictionbook.ru/author/braun_dyen/digital_fortress/brown_digital_fortress.html - Digital Fortress' full text
http://babelfish.altavista.com/ - Babelfish, always useful
http://cain.ulst.ac.uk/events/bsunday/circum.htm - Bloody Sunday, I was going to post about this but it's too late. Interesting topic though anyway, the British massacred thirteen people and got away with it.
This next part is entertaining Uber posts I've saved over the last year.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35657 - A picture says a thousand words
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92223 - Attention Ubersite
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23284 - The End is Nigh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26900 - Camwhoring
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26405 - Look at the world
http://www.ubersite.com/m/16499#224723 - Money does not equal friends
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37324 - Sexy photo of my girlfriend <---Method's first evil comments
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935 - JayPeg's Ubercon Post
http://web.archive.org/web/20041104055751/http://www.ubersite.com/m/50132#923671 - Abortion
http://ubersite.com/m/56642 - Getting to know President Bush
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12467 - Electro reveals he is autistic
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93275 - Ron Mueck
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93434 - Chad Chamley!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93387 - A request for Mr. Bush <----Hilarious
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685#2003006 - Holy Christ I'm an Asshole
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87215 - I had a friend <----Hilarious
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93990 - OK sicosemen it's on <----Hilarious replies
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3385221/Battlefield.Vietnam-KRiG - Shhhh...
The next is music stuff, mostly guitar, but a lot of music theory. I've been playing music competitively since I was seven, and especially a lot of Irish music.
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Started-Playing-Hard-Rock-and-Metal-Guitar - Hard Rock/Metal Guitar
http://ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/n/nirvana/nevermind_album_ver6_tab.htm - Nevermind tabs
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95973 - Guitarings with steak
http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/m/metallica/master_of_puppets-tab.shtml - Master of Puppets tabs
http://ultimate-guitar.com/lessons/guitar_techniques/bb_king_box_technique.html - Soloing technique
http://ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/g/grateful_dead/man_smart_women_smarter_crd.htm - Man Smart, Women Smarter tabs. I have a great live version of this.
http://www.usacustomguitars.com/usacg/kisekae/bookmark.asp - Custom virtual guitar
http://chordbook.com/ - Chordbook, a virtual guitar player.
http://wofsnakes.blogspot.com/2006/08/dustin-kensrue.html - Thrice review
http://www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php - Irish songs collection
http://www.cpats.org/myfavorites/Why_I_EnjoyBeingCatholic.cfm - I had to write a report on this for school, I said it was all useless propaganda.
http://www.celticcousins.net/ireland/mayowills.htm - Henry Bingham, my great-great-great-great-xwhatever grandfather back in Ireland, on my mother's side.
http://clearwisdom.net/emh/articles/2003/10/11/41176.html - The real Jew Toast
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/hank.php - Kissing Hank's Ass
The next part is things to annoy teachers with.
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=166 - Borat soundboard
http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/pir/PIRsfx.shtml - Strange sounds
http://relay.ytmnd.com/ - O Rlay, useful for the weird techno soundtrack
http://you-shall-not-pass.ytmnd.com/ - You Shall Not Pass
http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/whitneyChromatic.swf - Bizarre chromatic graph
Laptop ordering form
http://shop.lenovo.com/SEUILibrary/controller/catalog.workflow:find-compatible-items?category-id=444C311FC39C49AEB4E7B2C239F0D071&model-number=1830&cat=1 -Laptop battery
http://www.zabasearch.com/ - Zabasearch - scary
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N64_Kid - I nearly pissed myself seeing this video for the first time
http://www.thepaincomics.com/ - The Pain Comics, I recommend
http://www.idrewthis.org/ - Also recommended
http://novelconcepts.co.uk/FlashElementTD/ - Cool flash game, posted on here a while ago I think.
http://www.nj.com/sopranos/stories/030401locations.html - The Sopranos locations, if you're interested
And here's Buddy Holly's death record. Through the scrotum, sounds bad...there was a rumor that Budy Hollly had accidentally shot the pilot, and they were exhuming the bodies to test the rumor.
User Reviews
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yayyy!!! one of my posts is both dead AND usefull!
...hey wait a minute!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-24 01:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-23 22:14:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:21:43 EST (#)
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Antluvdog joined the MVA in May 2003, and has been on for nearly four years. The highest rank he ever attained was #9.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 18:13:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 17:56:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting - you should be on, but I still see antluvdog on there
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I think the MVA list refreshes once every twenty-four hours.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 17:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting - you should be on, but I still see antluvdog on there
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 17:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alright Ax, I'll go nominate a post of your choosing and you nominate one of mine that I choose.
bart will ignore both nominations.
somewhere, a cow will fart.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
some old gems there
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well congratulations then, Peter Pan/David Talbot/WeetMan.
You should keep the "climbing the MVA ladder" name, as you will, in fact, be climbing up and not falling down like a fat kid on a rock wall like whoever it is that currently possesses that name. Antiluvdog? Who cares. It's yours now.
PS - I totally destroyed you in "# of times reviewed" and "overall rating."
BECAUSE THESE THINGS ARE SO IMPORTANT TO ALL OF US!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:46:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:34:05 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:30:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
i will never be on MVA
i'm OKAY with that. it's because i go and listen to music and read books and drink and fuck women and do various other fun things at night.
it's also because none of you ungrateful fucks have ever nominated any of my more than worthy posts to B@W. THAT, i'm not OKAY with.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:34:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:30:52 (#)
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i will never be on MVA
i'm OKAY with that. it's because i go and listen to music and read books and drink and fuck women and do various other fun things at night.
it's also because none of you ungrateful fucks have ever nominated any of my more than worthy posts to B@W. THAT, i'm not OKAY with.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i will never be on MVA
i'm OKAY with that. it's because i go and listen to music and read books and drink and fuck women and do various other fun things at night.
it's also because none of you ungrateful fucks have ever nominated any of my more than worthy posts to B@W. THAT, i'm not OKAY with.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:29:19 EST (#)
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I enjoyed a lot of this
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:08:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:29:20 (#)
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Time to play Compare and Determine Future MVA Candidates:
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I'm on it whenever the script refreshes the page.
You'll be on it within one month.
WTAYSTRM will be on it in maybe a month or two.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:06:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
thrown from plane when it crashed to earth. that made me laugh far too much.
:(
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"Lacerations to testicles" (used that one today in class)
"Gross brain trauma"
;((((((
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:02:00 EST (#)
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hahahahaha
thrown from plane when it crashed to earth. that made me laugh far too much.
:(
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-23 14:00:05 EST (#)
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Antichrist below
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:52:03 EST (#)
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Some interesting links there.
Being brand new to ubersite I'm not sure of some of the references of course.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:45:32 EST (#)
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YOU'RE
[fuck!]
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:44:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:12:54 (#)
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I'm on! Waiting until the list refreshes -
Took me 593 days
at the rate of 671 hits a day
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Your grows up! AND your grows up! AND your grows up!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:40:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:45:40 (#)
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Oooeeeoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, you're my Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
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OoooWEEEEoooo, you sound just like Sacrilicious
Oh oh, with a labia castanet
I don't care when she does it with us anyway
She's no hair on her twat
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Time to play Compare and Determine Future MVA Candidates:
User id: 19539
Registered on or around: 2005-06-08 17:12:08
# Messages posted: 291
# Reviews written: 8602
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 9722
# Hits: 398836
Average rating of all messages: 1.4
User id: 19732
Registered on or around: 2005-06-14 17:36:22
# Messages posted: 297
# Reviews written: 11993
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 17120
# Hits: 380351
Average rating of all messages: 1.51
User id: 16301
Registered on or around: 2005-02-10 04:06:17
# Messages posted: 270
# Reviews written: 2652
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7930
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Average rating of all messages: 1.68
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:13:17 EST (#)
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Too late....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:12:54 EST (#)
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I'm on! Waiting until the list refreshes -
Took me 593 days
at the rate of 671 hits a day
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 13:01:56 EST (#)
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EVERYONE STOP READING AX'S POST! IMMEDIATELY! THIS MEANS YOU!
THIS I COMMAND!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge, gasmo, et al:
600 hits until MVA
I'm lowering my standards for this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, there's always YESTERDAY'S post...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
happy pee pee head
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:31:47 EST (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:29:57 EST (#)
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HOLY GRIMACE-SIZED LINK LIST, ROBIN!
Everything is useful in death.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of Irish songs... I'm looking for the Chords to the Wolfe Tones version of "The First of May". Can you help a guy out?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:23:28 EST (#)
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I like but it's a little lengthy. Be more concise - trim the fat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitwhore tactics. Good on you for working the system, Ax.
Here is another way to use links to grab hits: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97599
Make THEM drop the links that everybody hits and bounces back to you from. IHAFK didn't mention that in his little hitwhore dissertation, did he?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-23 12:01:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:45:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooeeeoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, you're my Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
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I always thought that line was "...I don't trust that buddy holly."
heh.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:55:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:52:31 (#)
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+1 because you remembered it's Death Certificate Post Tuesday.
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yes!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know what, you're a boy genius
I'll take your word for it and re-rate
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:52:31 EST (#)
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+1 because you remembered it's Death Certificate Post Tuesday.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:47:16 (#)
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I dont think I could bring myself to click any of those links...seems like a waste of time
Give me substance, Lotl!!
For the effort...
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maybe it is, I'm just clearing up my computer. They are interesting things, if you're bored at work check some out.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:47:16 EST (#)
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I dont think I could bring myself to click any of those links...seems like a waste of time
Give me substance, Lotl!!
For the effort...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-23 11:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooeeeoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, you're my Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that