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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-01-24 06:21:38 EST




I must say I am immensely pleased that such a cool conversation is going on over here:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/97957


I started that!

The BART joined in. Imagine that.

So far, everyone is moderately well behaved - and besides a little random bullshit it's been a pretty cordial and enjoyable discussion. Some might even suggest there has been some really cool dialogue going on over there.

Most importantly - Bartholomew has awoken! (and there was much rejoicing.)

Real life nerds just coming together -chattin' about something that ALL of us find fairly important : ourselves. After all. That is what Uber was designed for - us.


"The content of Ubersite is created by anyone who wishes to create content for Ubersite."

I create. Most of you do too. ('cept them filthy alters.)

"Ubersite capitalizes on random, chaotic, unpredictable, flexible, bizarre human behavior to generate a website"

Yup it surely do.

"Ubersite takes the fractillian responses of every individual, performs some Uberprocessing on them, wraps them all up in a neat little package, and presents you the viewer with exactly what you want to see. How do we know what you want to see? We know. But how do we know? We just do."


See? WE do! And right now is your chance to deposit a good idea or 9. Head on over and check it out. It's a good chat:




http://www.ubersite.com/m/97957




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OK. Now that they're gone... I think a little visit with the green lantern is called for...


~~~


Very nice. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin.

The creator of this fine establishment has returned and like some nerd messiah - he hath come to rescue us nerds from our bickering selves.

I think some of them features they are talking about sound neat - but I am going to be honest here - I probably won't ever even use any of that shit. I likes this place r.a.w.

As is.

I WOULD genuinely like to see both the quality of fiction AND the level of entertainment go up around here. So that means ALL of you people need to shape the fuck up.

Apollo, Method, Sico, Shlongy, Sfaggy and Caul. You need to be at your prick - prickiest! No more fucking slackin' it with no comment -2s pr some slacker throw away lines. You vets need to produce some gold. Put some fucking effort into it. I want your best work, assholes.

ETS - keep doin' yer thing. Less Crazy... More awesome.

Indoninja you needs to keep on being the best poopie pants you can possibly be and continue to romp around this place in a negative cranky stupor - cuz yer filling this place with the most extraordinary and unlikely information. I must admit I have learned a LOT from reading that little dickhead's frothy arguments. He's a fantastic devil's advocate.

I'm torn on that homer dickhead. Sometimes I think he is pure awesome.

Fuck ewe blabkill. I must say, you are making a great nemesis. You are easy to hate, contentious and selectively retarded. You get so caught up in your own bullshit that you really being of any real value the conversation. You have TONNES of great facts and are very smart about certain things....but you are ultimately only MOSTLY right and mostly come off looking like a loudmouth, obnoxious asshole.Just like the one you play on the internet.

Loki needs to keep wit da bloggin' - (love ya), O-tron keep wit da rhymin' Cap'n wit da singin'- and monkees wit da drawin' all you cliques need to keep wit da circle jerkin'.

The GO BEARS should, in fact, WOO.




Dang it. I think this place WORKS. When it doesn't - please fuck off. (that means you iddqd)




Shitfuck - keep on rockin' out your well deserved legend cock out.

STFU people who mindlessly tell Maltese to STFU.

Bring back the soopah frenz!

Woodsie. I should probably be helping you - but after working 12 hours I am indulging in me. Yet a perfect example of how us regular folk ain't got no time for revolution.

Kaos - King continues to be one of the more fascinating contributors on this site.

O' ye walker of margins? - You keep on fighting sister. It is fucking good times to be passionate about change. I feel better knowing people like you are around to scrap for what you believe in. Ubercon Edmonton 2007. I can't wait.

Lungfish - you hippie fucking cowboy. I loves ya. Bubba too.

Coley, rad. GodChicken. Philip. Scourge. The most Manic(of)Mother(s). Circe, Jade, Julie, Caul, Matt-chew, Angel, Kay-lick, isty, jeanneee, (V), oathie pants, darko, darko's imposter, and that rascal Dacin. Habeeb. Straws n' Miss berries - phauna, legs. Julsinsane (where dat bitch at?). Berty, Bean, Red Fakeskylookin', Langer_Panger.

I miss gabbly- ing.

Rorrim / Messmind. I dig what you put out there. Same goes for foolproof. (most of the time.)

Maltese, sometimes. I really do wish you would shut the fuck up.

Sacrilicious? Don't really know ya. But you look deliciously fun.

Forensic Girl too... but she hates me for some unknown reason. Fuck her.

OK. If you have read it this far - and you haven't seen your name and you THINK you should have been mentioned.

I'm Sorry. I still love you. Honest. You prolly just haven't stopped by enough - And I'm fried.

I could literally blather on for hours about how fucking outstanding I think most of you people are - even you scabby worthless trolls.


Even you bring a smile to my face. -2 die yourself you delightful little shit.


I must get back to work.


Here, enjoy some art for sticking around this far:


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Submitted by BadASCII (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg is a size queen.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:19:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg = Full of himself.

My comments are always about getting the government out of our lives, and you want the government IN your life as much as pssible. Stay in Canada, prick. There are enough of you excuse-making finger-pointers around here...

Your comments mean absolutely fucking NOTHING.

---

I am full of myself. I rule.

You have no fucking clue what I am talking about. You are far to blinded by your own petty ignorance to have even the slightest inclination as to what I am talking about.

My comments mean something to me... heck some of them mean things to other people. Maybe not to you - but as far as I am concerned you are fairly worthless so I can't say that I'm too affected by your declaration.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98327#2299683


Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob Berg = Full of himself.

My comments are always about getting the government out of our lives, and you want the government IN your life as much as pssible. Stay in Canada, prick. There are enough of you excuse-making finger-pointers around here...

Your comments mean absolutely fucking NOTHING.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Chicken shit below

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:44:08 (#)
Ranking: 0



haha


You are such a fucking chicken shit. I swear you have flaked out on well over 10 direct questions.


I mean its all good, I take all of your non-answers as mini victories anyways. Still, it never fails I start bashing your bloated illogical ignorant head repeatedly, you stagger back with some inane nonsensical bullshit shit and then quickly run away.



you = pussy.
-----
you = dipshit.

Hadn't you noticed that I wasn't even here yesterday?


You're not even worth speaking to, take this -2 and fuck off, troll.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks?

I think...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 01:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-25 00:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 you love me and I'm in the front of that train.

that didn't sound good.

Heya, email me back....eh?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:55:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

I liked the drawing but the hated the essay.


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Fair enough.



I find you particularily interesting. Are you the alter of some well established ubernerd or some random individual?



I tend to agree with most of your reviews - especially when you actually say something.


Keep it up Uniter. I dig you too!


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I liked the drawing but the hated the essay.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:28:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I see, I'm ignorant because I don't lap up all of you bullshit artists' drivel.

Which is the standard retort you fuckwits use when ANYONE disagrees with you or calls you on your yap-yap-yappy preaching.
------
see Rob?
It's not just me.

I'll repeat it again, since it's necessary - you're not as smart as you think you are. Really, you're not.

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haha

Why?

Because YOU and Forensic have both made up your limited minds about me?

I think you will find you are in the minority on that one JonnyX. I am really quite likable.

Notice how I never argue about being called pretentious? Arrogant? Sanctimonious?

I certainly can be - especially when talking to people so stubornly willing to remain so ignorant as yourself, my friend. You don't let yourself get to know what it is I am saying - you are completely fine with your assumptions and conjecture. While it is frustrating to me because I would WAY rather participate in actual conversations with smart people like you - I don't lose any sleep over how clueless you remain.

I am every bit as smart as I think I am. I know my limitations because I am constantly examining and re-defining them.

me = awesome.


(I ALMOST think as highly of myself as scourge: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98010)


(Hooray for unsolicited link-whoreage! Circle JERKS! WOOO!)


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:28:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I see, I'm ignorant because I don't lap up all of you bullshit artists' drivel.

Which is the standard retort you fuckwits use when ANYONE disagrees with you or calls you on your yap-yap-yappy preaching.
------
see Rob?
It's not just me.

I'll repeat it again, since it's necessary - you're not as smart as you think you are. Really, you're not.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks.

I have to get off the computer for a while.

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I say that all the time...


Then promptly press refresh.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks.

I have to get off the computer for a while.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


Mind if I camp? I'm waiting on a fucking terminal server.

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You are welcome at my camp any time.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:28:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I see, I'm ignorant because I don't lap up all of you bullshit artists' drivel.

Which is the standard retort you fuckwits use when ANYONE disagrees with you or calls you on your yap-yap-yappy preaching.


Yet another reason I hold all of the amateur political commentators' opinions around here in about as much regard as a pile of dog shit.


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No, silly.

You ARE ignorant because you have already made your mind up about me.

Self admittedly.

I mean look at you!

"I don't lap up all you bullshit artists' drivel."

"you fuckwits"


First of all, you are talking to ME.


You came to rob_berg's post - He has taken the time to find out why you have such a problem with HIM (specifically) and you can't even talk to him directly.

Why have you purposefully remained so detached? I'm just an asshole, like everyone else. I have my opinions and my reasons for saying the things I say. I have my moments of bullshit spouting, but I can also be rather clever and insightful. Your purposeful decision to remain so completely clueless as to who >I AM< leads me to declare you as ignorant.


Or 'without knowledge'.


Get it?


Besides, I still think yer fantastic - even if you hates me.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm staying out of this. I like you both. FG's quite comely though, so if I do get involved, which I'm not, well, I'm only saying, forget about it.


FUCKIDNG GODDAMN HELLA I DUST WANNA WRITE MY GODDAMN CHAPTERJ THEAT NOONE WILL EVER EVEREV EVER EVER EVER EVER REAKD. G;AD;HJP[OAIJE[AUETAJ;AFJ;AJUAFH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![094[JG'SAGFJ




Mind if I camp? I'm waiting on a fucking terminal server.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh I see, I'm ignorant because I don't lap up all of you bullshit artists' drivel.

Which is the standard retort you fuckwits use when ANYONE disagrees with you or calls you on your yap-yap-yappy preaching.


Yet another reason I hold all of the amateur political commentators' opinions around here in about as much regard as a pile of dog shit.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, nothing to do with you or this post. Seemed like a good place to vent though. Fucking IT people.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMMIT ALLTO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5:00 NOBODY TOLD ME THE TERMINAL SERVER WAS BEING TAKEN DOWN FOR MAINTENANC OR SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW BOUT A COURTESY EMAIL LETTING THOSE OF US WHO WORK LATE LATE LTAE BEACUSE WERR FUCKING AOVERWHELBMED WITH WORK AND GUCKALL THAT BEACUDAE AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A FUCKING HALF PAGE OF TEXT DOENW THE GUCKING DRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDMAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHYA DO i EVNE TRY????????????????????????????

GUESS I GO EAT A GODDCMAN POSRK CHOP AND TAKE A CHSIT. FUCJ FUCK FCUK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!




Oh...and Bubba, you're mentioned in Rob's post...right after me.


GODJAMAKT DAIGLKDA;HJD;AHKD;AHD;FH;AHTEOHH;IHEOPAHT84QUYQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1****A'KEWHPATEV O[

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Most everyone you call a political retard says the same about you.

Everybody on this and every other site is a retard in some area. Except me and you, and I ain't so sure about you...

---

HAH!

Agreed.




Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:46:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

You, and the rest of the amateur political commentators around here, are a bunch of sanctimonious, know-nothing pricks.

That's how you started your Uber career here so that is how I think of you.

For the life of me, I can't figure out how any of you (you, Stabkill, ETS, Jack, the rancid vinegar twat, and the huge douchebag Shitfuck) think your opinions mean anything.

None of you are saying anything new, revoluntionary, or even insightful.

I don't need your opinions to form my own, and there is an entire internet full of better, more insightful, highly educated, and respectable political commentators at my fingertips when I want to keep current.

Add in an air of superiority that all of you write your Poliposts with....,

(esp. the non-American American political commentators who love to spit bile at Americans and assume we're all fat, flag waving, overly patriotic mouth-breathers)

and it has deafened my ears to you all at this point and has me daydreaming about axes embedded in your heads.


It used to be amusing to watch some bullshit Polipost get on MH because of you all arguing back and forth for days, even weeks at a time.
Now it is just irritating.

So, when I tell you to go eat a bowl of shit, this is why.

---

YAY!


What leads us "non-American American political commentators" to "spit bile" at you bloated American-types is directly related to the level of willful ignorance you ooze.

You declare that you can't figure out why people "like me" think my opinion means anything?

I do. It does. Perhaps not to you - and I don't give a shit. I chuck out my little tid-bits of wisdom and self-satisfying political drivel because it makes me happy. I believe in what I say AND I do lots of research on the opinions that I do hold. I am ALWAYS open for any sort of discussion (or e-scrap) and love it when I am proven wrong.

A lot of what I say is not new - and while I find a lot of what I have to say to be incredibly insightful - I am not a revolutionary. I am too god-damn lazy. I think revolution is coming - and will happily participate if its easy - but until that point I am just gunna keep spittin' out my ideas and yappn' it up with the other enlighten fuckers that troll around this site.

Of course you don't need my opinion to form your own... sadly you seem to have discounted ANYthing from me as a waste of your time. Interestingly, it is exactly that level of willful ignorance that leads a LOT of us "non-American American political commentators" to spit our bile at you bloated fucking Americans. YOUR own assumption that I assume you are all "fat, flag waving, overly patriotic mouth-breathers" is simply that. Some of you are... some of you are perfectly delightful.

You share the same ignorance as Hank the mouth breating asshole... you just happen to be infinitely smarter and more interesting.

So you telling me to "eat a bowl of shit" is completely fine by me. I was just curious as to why you hated me and you have done very well to explain it to me.

Yer ignorant. Thanks!





Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-24 18:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You mention certain dipshits by name, but you forget to include other rambling rectums,
ambulatory anuses, and babbling buttholes. Like me.

Most everyone you call a political retard says the same about you. Everybody on this and every other site is a retard in some area. Except me and you, and I ain't so sure about you...

:D


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You, and the rest of the amateur political commentators around here, are a bunch of sanctimonious, know-nothing pricks.

That's how you started your Uber career here so that is how I think of you.

For the life of me, I can't figure out how any of you (you, Stabkill, ETS, Jack, the rancid vinegar twat, and the huge douchebag Shitfuck) think your opinions mean anything.

None of you are saying anything new, revoluntionary, or even insightful.

I don't need your opinions to form my own, and there is an entire internet full of better, more insightful, highly educated, and respectable political commentators at my fingertips when I want to keep current.

Add in an air of superiority that all of you write your Poliposts with....,

(esp. the non-American American political commentators who love to spit bile at Americans and assume we're all fat, flag waving, overly patriotic mouth-breathers)

and it has deafened my ears to you all at this point and has me daydreaming about axes embedded in your heads.


It used to be amusing to watch some bullshit Polipost get on MH because of you all arguing back and forth for days, even weeks at a time.
Now it is just irritating.

So, when I tell you to go eat a bowl of shit, this is why.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


*blushes...shies away*

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:39:00 (#)
Ranking: -1

Here's a napkin. Wipe the semen off your mouth.

---

Bah. That is what sleeves are for.


Now you? You seem interesting enough. I've noticed you wandering the halls. Welcome to my uber love-in.


>hug<


Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Here's a napkin. Wipe the semen off your mouth.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:40:02 (#)
Ranking: -2


Who the fuck are you again?

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:41:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

rob_berg

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:06:13 (#)
Ranking: -1

Gimme a U!
Gimme a B!
Gimme a E!
Gimme a R!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL???

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RUBE!


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-24 11:57:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

I am no longer writing poetry.

You heard it here first.


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>GASP!<




Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:24:10 (#)
Ranking: -1

This post contains more Uber grabass than a Jack Mccallum SF mo teaparty.


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Good form! It does indeed. I would have mentioned my continued Shlong-fandom but its slathered all over this site enough as it is - and I like you better cranky.


[I prolly should have mentioned Jack - but he just pisses me off. Fantastic writer - political retard.]


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

You wrote a post to brag about your previous post drawing bart's attention?


What a fucking loser.

But you did mention me.





Hope that was negative enough for you.

Rob if you took the time to pull your head out of your ass for a few minutes a day and read some of the posts that I comment on besides yours, ETS's, and any of the other like minded conspiracy theory lovers, you would see I am pretty positive.

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HAH... brag?

Hardly... I wrote this to bask in how happy I was about the state of uber right at this particular moment. The fact that Bart is over on that other post revealing plans and chattin' it up fills me a certain level of glee. Lets face it - that kid hasn't stopped by for so much as a '-2 no comment' since my arrival - and now there is a pretty cool discussion going on over there. I felt like that was something worth pointing out PLUS every now and again I like letting people know how I feel.



I'm perfectly fine with my loser-ness - especially with you as the judge.


If you actually take the time to read very carefully into what I wrote about you here you should appreciate that I have a great deal of respect for your intellect and participation in any conversation you are in. You are the balance to other people's check. You are the negative ying to anyone's positive yang action, you are the proverbial piss in the community cornflakes. You are frustrating but an important contributor to the conversations I most enjoy around here.


AND you did lighten up a little. All n' all I think we have made some great progress.

(And no. You are NOT 'pretty positive'. But I still loves ya.)


Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you again?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I can picture you now, pom-poms in hand...
Gimme a U!
Gimme a B!
Gimme a E!
Gimme a R!

WHAT'S THAT SPELL???

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-24 11:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:46:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob if you took the time to pull your head out of your ass for a few minutes a day and read some of the posts that I commnet on besides yours, ETS's, and any of the other like minded conspiracy theory lovers, you would see I am pretty positive.

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**vomits with laughter**

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There are 8 people on Uber who have a culmulative rating below -1 (with an 8 review cutoff).

There are about 50 who have an average rating above 1.

How is that negative?

I guess not agreeing with your politics, or disliking some of your work and pointing out what is wrong with them means I am a negative person.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-24 11:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am no longer writing poetry.

You heard it here first.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.


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But I thought we were FRIENDS...

This has grievously wounded me. I am going to go take a handful of childrens vitamins and saw at my wrist with a grapefruit spoon.


Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Taking Uber back, one shitty, ass kissing, salad tossing post at a time.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2



The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.

I don't even remember what post this is anymore = (



A good way to put it . I just noticed some humor there , and decided to dig it up .

Thanx to the devil for Uber !

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Rob if you took the time to pull your head out of your ass for a few minutes a day and read some of the posts that I commnet on besides yours, ETS's, and any of the other like minded conspiracy theory lovers, you would see I am pretty positive.

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**vomits with laughter**






Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep singin'? I don't know...

Oh, okay, since you asked nicely.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:00:36 (#)
Ranking: 1

There are quite some conclusions and noteworthy facts in this comment .

1 method is not a reject ?
2 method is not a sociopath ?
3 method is not a socially inept retard ?
4 If we would take away 99% of the population , there's just U left . It seems to be happening , or are we talking different tongues here ?


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I'd actually like to address the above comment just for shits and giggles.

I am all of the above when it comes to the role I play around here. That's all it is, a role. If you pulled your head out of your ass long enough to look around, you'd see that I have always played along with everything that's been thrown at me because it's funny and entertaining to myself and others. That's because i'm a good sport and not insecure with myself. I can take it just as well as I dish it out. I've been called a fat, metrosexual, homosexual, insecure, greasy, slimy Greek, just to name a few of the tamer personal barbs thrown my way, and I take it all in stride because it amuses others, and that's really why I come to ubersite; to amuse myself and to amuse others. If you look at some of my older posts, all I did was write stories to entertain and amuse others. People aren't amused by a +2 "You go girl", they get amused when I call some girl that camwhores a "fucking horrid shovelfaced monstrosity".

The difference between myself and most people here, however, is that I can differentiate between real life and the shit flinging on uber. Most people around here are too sensitive and can't handle the abuse because they really are insecure, socially inept retards. A -2 and a nasty comment means the world to them, and have their feelings hurt like there's no tomorrow. My opinion should mean nothing to you, all your opinions definitely mean nothing to me, and that's the way things should be.

I don't even remember what post this is anymore = (

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I shall keep a-drawin', bitches!
YO!
WORD!

*cross arms, pose, baggy trousers fall down*

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Now that's way too much honour for my simple personality !

But thanx , it's appreciated .


also :

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

P.S. I like you, but now you've forced my hand. It's all out war on the rejects, sociopaths, fat mingers and socially inept mongoloids that make up 99% of this website

There are quite some conclusions and noteworthy facts in this comment .

1 method is not a reject ?
2 method is not a sociopath ?
3 method is not a socially inept retard ?
4 If we would take away 99% of the population , there's just U left . It seems to be happening , or are we talking different tongues here ?


Maybe i better call my shrink , before he rings my doorbell...

Have a nice day !


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice art.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You cock the ubersite?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rob_berg

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This post contains more Uber grabass than a Jack Mccallum SF mo teaparty.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You wrote a post to brag about your previous post drawing bart's attention?


What a fucking loser.

But you did mention me.





Hope that was negative enough for you.

Rob if you took the time to pull your head out of your ass for a few minutes a day and read some of the posts that I commnet on besides yours, ETS's, and any of the other like minded conspiracy theory lovers, you would see I am pretty positive.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-24 07:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wtf Rob?

Bart replies to a post of yours and you get all like this?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What do I need to do?

Well apart from "Fuck off and Die"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I suppose I could do something.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Time to walk this stupid fucking dog

Have a good day!



Faggot

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:39:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.yikers.com/video_ghostrider_gets_away_from_the_cops_again.html

It's long, but there's a great payoff at the end, watch the entire thing

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AFTER ALL OF THAT???

heh. I almost feel bad for the cop.



almost.


Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm in.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:39:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.yikers.com/video_ghostrider_gets_away_from_the_cops_again.html

It's long, but there's a great payoff at the end, watch the entire thing

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This was really funny

http://www.ubersite.com/m/97920#2287605

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


That's a negative.

I am only here for encouragement. Go forth and soil!


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You trying to move in on my racket, asshole? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET INTO A FULL BLOWN INTERNET NERD FIGHT WITH ME?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:32:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


HAHA.

DO IT.


It's for the children.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


I hustle jewelry in my free time online. I'm loaded.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In other words, business as usual.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

P.S. I like you, but now you've forced my hand. It's all out war on the rejects, sociopaths, fat mingers and socially inept mongoloids that make up 99% of this website



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, I know you don't have a job, so I wouldn't want to cut too much into your bottom line

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:27:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Not a problem at all, you sanctimonious, self righteous cunt. I would bet any amount of money that you have a glass eye.

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not bad.

bit obvious - glass eye?


I'll bet you 3 bucks.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

"You get so caught up in your own bullshit that you really being of any real value the conversation."


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SEE?


I write about how useless you are and I catch dumb.


"You get so caught up in your own bullshit that you really 'STOP' being of any real value 'TO' the conversation."





grrr.


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 06:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not a problem at all, you sanctimonious, self righteous cunt. I would bet any amount of money that you have a glass eye.


D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.

-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
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