Ronald Mcdonald is a Paedophile. (512 hits)
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Submitted by Rachel Happy pants (View user info) at 2007-01-24 08:13:28 EST
Oh yes he is.
No-one markets that heavily to children without a motive.
I went to McDonalds today and saw Ronald sitting in the playground watching the children, letting the little ones play on his lap, climb over his face and he just sits there smiling his smarmy smile.
Mark my words he will be on Oprahs sex offenders list soon enough. All that is needed is proof.
Paedophile Facts.
Children generally do not question the behaviour of adults. They are often coerced by bribes, threats, and the use of a position of authority. - Who is more of an authority than Ronald McDonald, he tells us to clean up Australia, He gives us Road safety messages, Ronald is the leading authority on charities. Ronald is the boss.
National statistics indicate that 85% of the cases the offender is known to the victims. He/She is usually a friend, relative, family member, babysitter, or older friend of the child. -Ronald is your friend. All children know who Ronald is. Ronald is a dirty, dirty clown.
Men are the offenders 94% of the time. Men sexually abuse both male and female children. -Ronald is a man. A clown man.
The perpetrators of child sexual assault or child molesters 80% of the time use enticement or entrapment strategies to get the child involved sexually: generally progressing from less intimate behaviours to more intimate behaviours. - Happy Meals anyone? Happy for who? Ronald. Ronald McDonald house? He isn't trying to help the sick kiddies people. Ronald is only out to help himself. I mean really wouldn't 80% of McDonalds marketing strategies be aimed at children.
The last thing I have to say is Ronald is a clown. Clowns are creepiness personafied. It anyone?
Do not trust him with your children.
User Reviews
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think the thing I hate the most about Ronald McDonald is his hair. It's all feathered and blow-dried like he thinks he's David Hasselhoff or something.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 03:08:38 EST (#)
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Your title should have read "Boring, unoriginal, shitty jokes." That would have been much more honest.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:29:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:02:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:47:06 EST (#)
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well, maybe...but look at the size of his feet, he must be HUGE.
what a treat for those kids.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:28:58 EST (#)
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Clowns ARE creepiness personafied.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:44:34 EST (#)
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been done.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:11:19 EST (#)
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motivation?
How about a market cap of 54.78B and a 13.36% trailing 12 month profit margin?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:00:56 EST (#)
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Oh Electro, you make me happy in my pants
Prepare to be shitcanned! PEW PEW PEW LASER FIGHT PEW PEW PEW!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:49:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:32:27 (#)
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OBJECTION! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1690204
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WTF!?!?!?
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:39:43 EST (#)
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Jay Leno: If I weren't so afraid of clowns, I'd give you a big hug.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:47:36 EST (#)
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I just don't like clowns.
BoBo paedophile. Krusty paedophile. IT paedophile. Ronald Paedophile. They are all creepy. Have you ever known a children to like clowns? NO. The answer. Children know these things.
Okay maybe not krusty.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:46:33 EST (#)
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(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:39:34 EST (#)
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Ronald is a dirty, dirty clown.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:37:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:32:27 (#)
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Hahahahahaaha! genius !
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:32:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:31:59 EST (#)
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Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.
-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:30:40 EST (#)
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Dodgy subject and linking it all too Ronald is strange........
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:26:32 EST (#)
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He's taking funny talk.
-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown
Submitted by JohnnyTruant (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to
be a man! Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different
from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly
the same way you do.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the General
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-24 08:14:47 EST (#)
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Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer