Pussy aint shit but lips and clits (1739 hits)
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Submitted by scum101 (View user info) at 2007-01-24 09:38:30 EST
Whenever a female posts something, anything, you sad fucks jump all over it, dropping compliments like you drop your coudrouy pants before merrily jacking off to the ugliest pig troll the internet has to offer.
Here's an idea for all you sexless virgins and alcoholic divorced wifebeaters on ubersite - get a prostitute...
You'll find that they're quite inexpensive in some areas and they will even screw you socially inept zitbags.
If you don't want to do that because of your morals, religious beliefs or even because your scared of the pussy, KILL YOURSELVES.
It's the only way out of being the laughing stock of loserville.
frankthebear, goferforhire, axolotl et al, IT'S ONLY PUSSY and the pussy your chasing after on this site is like trying to get laid with an obese dog that has rolled in it's own shit.
Good day.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2009-01-04 18:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is 100% true
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-04 16:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you suck.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is not true
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-30 16:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a great title!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-30 16:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with this wholeheartedly.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-30 09:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crack
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fag below said
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fag below
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mother fucker
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-25 12:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT PUSSY!
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see here -> http://www.ubersite.com/m/98030 for a chance to buy method's sister, almost as good as a prostitute.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:11:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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Best. Movie. Ever.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hurrah [bump]
oh hang on
smicking hick
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slutty girls with low self-esteem are all over the place!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats the deal with the little feuds on here? Usually one sided too. Never said 'what a fucking prick' at a website so much before in my life.
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Agreed.
We're cool but, right Timaaaaah?
you fucking prick.
JOKING.
fucking prick
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats the deal with the little feuds on here? Usually one sided too. Never said 'what a fucking prick' at a website so much before in my life.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2007-01-24 19:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
While I don't disagree, I was kinda hoping that you had just re-jigged the lyrics of Dre's 'Bitches ain't shit' along this theme.
You know... something like
"Pussy ain't shit but lips and clits,
lick on those flaps, suck out the piss.
Pull the fuck out after your done,
Wipe your cock on the sheets, smack her on the bum."
...Eh. I'll leave the rest up to someone a bit more talented.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-24 16:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG!!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha, you really are a stupid fuck aren't you - too bad you haven't done your homework.
Good luck on beating that domestic violence charge, hopefully you wont have to do much prison time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On second thought I'll round that rating up to a -1 because I do agree with you. Real secks is MUCH better than cybersecks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...says the individual that brought us such classics as: "Joss Stone bikini pic" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/96575), "Attn: Über women!" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/96134), and "Jessica Alba gets her titties sucked NSFW" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/95701)...
If you're going to argue on a matter of principle, better make certain that you're upholding to it first, smart guy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhhhhh, what's pussy?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but dude, if you dole out the +2's on certain uber broad's posts they send you pictures.
guess which petite user sent this http://www.tiny.cc/uberbreasts
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hoorah for that.
Now, if I want a prostitute you'd recommend one of your friends yes? I wouldn't sleep with you because of tez AIDZ you gave my dog.
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pathetic virgin below
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Everything you ever wanted to know about scum101
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos, so you liked the last attachment? You know, the illustrated "101 uses for necrotic tissue"
I figured you would.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-24 11:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
who do I jump over on this website?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-24 11:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm, yeah. You're recognition and apparent disdain for such a pattern of behavior likely implies your own intersex shortcomings.
People that don't resort to giant black cocks from craigslist A) don't care if random nerds eflirt on the Uber, and B...actually, that might be it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:43:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Whenever a female posts something, anything, you sad fucks jump all over it, dropping compliments like you drop your coudrouy pants before merrily jacking off to the ugliest pig troll the internet has to offer.
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Oh no don't worry they don't like me. So it's not all females.
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Holy shit TuTs is a woman? I must go and change my reviews.
(Scum101 is a girl right? I don't want to be wasting a +2 on a bloke ewwwwwww)
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read the title, and thought "Hmm. He's got a point, you know..."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 10:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do any of you guys talk casually to your fathers about the chicks your sleeping with?
I thought this was a typical practice, but it would seem not.
Anyhow, I constantly hit on Inion and Ghola, but that's only because they're actualy friends who I talk to outside of Uber.
And Forensic has a weird affinity for sending me the most grotesque e-mail attachments...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:57:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Franky takes another beating! certainly not his week on here
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The "good day" part was my favorite
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a virgin, I can't help it
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:43:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whenever a female posts something, anything, you sad fucks jump all over it, dropping compliments like you drop your coudrouy pants before merrily jacking off to the ugliest pig troll the internet has to offer.
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Oh no don't worry they don't like me. So it's not all females.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-24 09:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all i had to read.
"Whenever a female posts something, anything, you sad fucks jump all over it, dropping compliments like you drop your coudrouy pants before merrily jacking off to the ugliest pig troll the internet has to offer. "