"The Alter of the Opera" - Act II (378 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-01-24 12:24:46 EST
Prologue and Act I - http://www.ubersite.com/m/97841
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~~~ I Remember / Stranger than you Wrote it ~~~
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): I remember, there was shit ...
Swirling shit upon a vast trashy site ...
There were users all around and on the site there was a post ...
And in the post there was a man ...
Who was that shape in the shadows?
Whose is the face in the mask?
* takes off his mask and reveal Brian Blessed's true identity, Redskieslookfake*
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): Damn you! You little prying cunt, Ghola!
You little wanker! Is this what you wanted to see?
Bollocks! You little lying conniver!
You little bint! Now you cannot ever be free!
Damn you!
Curse you!
Stranger than you wrote it
Can you even dare to look?
Or bear to think of me?
This loathsome giraffe who burns in Wales,
but secretly, yearns for Leicester,
secretly, secretly ... But, Ghola,
fear can turn to love
You'll learn to see, to find the man behind the neck,
this repulsive mammal ... who seems a beast,
but secretly, dreams of midgets,
Secretly, secretly ... Oh, Ghola ...
Come, we must return!
Those two berks who run my theatre will be missing you.
~~~ Magical Asshole ~~~
JGREENING (BUQUET): Like yellow parchment is his skin ...
A great black hole dispels a liquid brown in hue...
You must be always on your guard ...
Or he will spam you with his magical asshole... !
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Those who speak of what they know, find too late a fate they cannot deny...
JGreening, hold your tongue
He will kill you with the Goatse brown eye...!
~~~ Notes/Peg Leg Katie ~~~
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): "Mystery after gala night,"
it says, "Mystery of Miss Ghola's flight!"
"Mystified," baffled Surete say,
"We are mystified -- we suspect foul play!"
Bad news Uberwomenz scene --
Tiger, Ghola, EmoJean!
Ah, but still at least the posts get read --
Gossip blackmail gets us head...
Diva tenders resignation!
Urbane does a cameo clit!
Half your posts disappear,
but the crowds still cheer!
Ubersite!
To hell with porn and camwhores --
have a scandal and you're sure to have a hit!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Sacre bleu!
Will they all log out?
This is damnable!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Alain, please don't shout ...
It's publicity!
And the take is vast!
Free publicity!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Will you spank my ass?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Get thee to the back of queue!
Wait! You've got a letter, too?...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): "Dear Caulaincourt, a smashing front page!
Miss Ghola was a great success!
We were hardly bereft when the peg leg left --
otherwise, the posts were most entrancing,
but the reviews were a lamentable mess!"
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): "Dear Shlongy, just a quick reminder:
my salary has not been paid.
Send it to Brian Blessed,
as you've been addressed --
P.T.O.:
No one likes a debtor,
so it's better if my orders are obeyed!"
BOTH: Who would have the gall to send this?
Someone with a peurile brain!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): These are both signed "U.G." ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Who the hell is he?
BOTH: "Uber Ghost!"
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): It's really not amusing!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): He's abusing our position!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): In addition he wants money!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): He's a funny sort of spectre ...
BOTH: ... to expect a large retainer! Nothing plainer -- He is clearly quite insane!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Where is she?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): You mean TigerLilly?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): I mean, Miss "Minus Two" Daaé -- where is she?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Well, how should we know?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): I want an answer -- I take it that you sent me this note?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): What's all this nonsense?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Of course not!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Don't look at us!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): She's not with you, then?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Of course not!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): We're in the dark ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Monsieur, don't argue -- Isn't this the letter you wrote?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): And what is it that we're meant to have wrote? Written!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): "Do not fear for Miss "Minus Two" Daaé. The Alter of Uber has her under his wing. Make no attempt to see her again."
SCOURGE (RAOUL): If you didn't write it, who did?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Where is he?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Ah, welcome back!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Your precious patron --
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): Where is he?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): What is it now?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): I have your letter -- a letter which I rather resent!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): And did you send it?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Of course not!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): As if he would!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): You didn't send it?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Of course not!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): What's going on ... -
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You dare to tell me that this is not the letter you sent?!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): And what is it that I'm meant to have sent?
"Your days at Ubersite are numbered. Ghola "Minus Two" Daaé will be writing on your behalf tonight. Be prepared for a great misfortune, should you attempt to take her place."
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Far too many notes for my taste --and most of them about Ghola! All we've heard since we came, is Miss "Minus Two" Daaé's name ...
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): *claps labia loudly* Miss "Minus Two" Daaé has returned.
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): In which case, I think our meeting is adjourned.
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Where precisely is she now?
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): I thought it best that she went home ...
ANANSIE (MEG): She needed rest.
SCOURGE (RAOUL): May I see her?
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): No, monsieur, she will see no one.
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): Will she post? Will she post?
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Here, I have a note ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL)/TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Let me see it!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Please! "Chaps, I have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature, detailing how my theatre is to be run. You have not followed my instructions. I shall give you one last chance ... "
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): ...SHALL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE! ... GHOLA "MINUS TWO" DAAÉ HAS RETURNED TO YOU, AND I AM ANXIOUS HER CAREER SHOULD PROGRESS. IN THE NEW PRODUCTION OF "IL EMO", YOU WILL THEREFORE CAST TIGERLILLY AS THE GHEY BOY, AND PUT MISS "MINUS TWO" DAAÉ IN THE ROLE OF THE AUTHOR. THE ROLE WHICH MISS "MINUS TWO" DAAÉ PLAYS CALLS FOR CHARM AND APPEAL! THE ROLE OF THE GHEY BOY IS STUMPY -- WHICH MAKES MY CASTING, IN A WORD, IDEAL!!! I SHALL BE CAMPING ON THE POST FROM MY NORMAL POSITION IN SPOT SIXTY-NINE, WHICH WILL BE RESERVED FOR ME. SHOULD THESE COMMANDS BE IGNORED, A DISASTER BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION WILL OCCUR!!!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): "... I remain, gentlemen, your obedient servant, U.G." Well, THAT rubs the old cock the wrong way!
ANANSIE (MEG): Ghola ... Ghola.
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Ghola!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Whatever next ... ?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): It's all a ploy to help Ghola!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): This is insane ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): I know who sent this - Scourge of the Seas -- her lover!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Indeed? Can you believe this?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Please, mon cherie!
METHOD (PIANGI): PLEASE BUY MY JEWELRY?!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): I am unwanted!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): He's such a dick!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Ceci ne change rien!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): I am unwelcome!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Signora!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): You're MVA!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): And always will be!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Signora ...
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): This alter's mad!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): We don't take orders!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Miss "Minus Two" Daaé will be playing the ghey boy -- the stumpy role ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): TigerLilly will be playing the lead!
METHOD (PIANGI): You don't deserve her!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): It's useless trying to appease me!
METHOD (PIANGI): Appease her --
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You're only saying this to please me!
METHOD (PIANGI): To please her --
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): I will not listen! You thus insult the honour of your Peg Leg Katie?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): Padre mio! Dio!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Who scorn his word, beware to those ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You have cornholed me!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): The alter sees, the alter knows ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Why did Ghola flee from my arms ... ?
ANANSIE (MEG): Ghola ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You have Tubgirled me!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Signora, pardon us ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You have replaced me!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Please, cherie, Katie, we beseech you ...
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): This hour shall see your darkest fears ...
ANANSIE (MEG)/SCOURGE (RAOUL): I must see her ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): This is uncalled-for for! This is unfounded! This is unheard of!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): The alter knows, the alter hears ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Where did she go?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You are unthinking! You are unfeeling!
METHOD (PIANGI): Uber is unthinking. Uber is unfeeling.
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Tiger, write for us! Don't call a WAAAAAAAAAHBULANCE!.
SCOURGE (RAOUL)/SACRILICIOUS (GIRY)/ANANSIE (MEG): What new surprises lie in store... ?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Our star!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): You go too far!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): The users need you!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): We need you, too...in our pants!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Would you not rather have your precious little emo shit?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Miss Lilly, no! the site wants you!
*cue waltz music*
Peg Leg Katie, first lady of the page! The amputees are on their knees to adore you!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Can you bow out when they're shouting your name?
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Think of how they all adore you!
BOTH: Peg Leg Katie, enchant us once again!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Think of your muse ...
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): And those who peruse the intarweb!
BOTH: Can you deny us the triumph in store? Write, Peg Leg Katie, once more!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola spoke of an alter...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You took a snub but there's a forum who needs you!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): She has heard the voice of the alter of Uber...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Those who see your soapy tits liken you to a Dove!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Think of their cry of undying support!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Is this her alter of Uber...?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): We get our story...
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): She gets her limelight!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Follow where the limelight leads you!
METHOD (PIANGI): The limelight once again shall shine upon her.
ANANSIE (MEG): Is this ghost an alter or madman ... ?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Alter or madman ... ?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Bleeding ladies are a trial!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Peg Leg Katie, your words shall never die!
METHOD (PIANGI): When she camwhores we see heaven!
ANANSIE (MEG): Voice of hell, or of heaven ... ?
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Heaven help you, those who doubt ...
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): You'll write again, and to an unending undulation!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Order! Warnings! Lunatic demands!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): This refusal will invite damnation ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Tears...UnderOathMeal...lunatic demands are regular occurrences!
METHOD (PIANGI): Unending oral fixation now and always ...
ANANSIE (MEG): Bliss or damnation? Which has claimed her?
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Think how you'll shine when you finally score! Sing, Peg Leg Katie, once more!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Oh fools, to have flouted his warnings!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Surely, for her sake ...
METHOD (PIANGI): Surely heads will roll ...
ANANSIE (MEG): Surely he'll strike back ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Surely there'll be further dramas - worse than this!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Think, before those demands are rejected!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): ... I must see these demands are rejected!
METHOD (PIANGI): If his threats and demands are rejected.
ANANSIE (MEG): ... if his threats and demands are rejected!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Who'd believe a tiger happy to relieve a gothic girl,
who's gone and slept with her patron?
Scourge and his soubrette, entwined in love's duet!
Although he may demur, he must have been with her!
ANANSIE (MEG)/SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola must be protected!
METHOD (PIANGI)/SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): Honour must be protected!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Deposed! Rejected! Reappraised and re-enacted?
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): You'd never get away with all this in a play, but if it's loudly sung and in a foreign tongue, it's just the sort of story audiences adore, in fact, a perfect post!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): His game is over!
METHOD (PIANGI): Their game is over!
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): This is a game you cannot hope to win!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): And in spot Sixty-Nine a new game will begin ...
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): For, if his curse is on this opera ...
ANANSIE (MEG): But if his curse is on this opera ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE)/SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Peg Leg Katie, the world is at your feet! A forum waits, and how it hates to be cheated!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA)/METHOD (PIANGI): The stress that falls upon famous Peg Leg Katie! Terrible diseases, coughs and colds and sneezes! Still, the deepest throat will swallow the highest note, in search of a perfect seaman!
ANANSIE (MEG)/SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): ... then I fear the outcome ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola plays the Ghey Boy, TigerLilly stays the Author ...
SACRILICIOUS (GIRY): ... should you dare to ...
ANANSIE (MEG): ... when you once again ...
ALL: Light up that site with that age-old rapport! Write, Peg Leg Katie, once more!
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): SO, IT IS TO BE WAR BETWEEN US! IF THESE DEMANDS ARE NOT MET, A DISASTER BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION WILL OCCUR!
ALL: Once more!
~~~ Small Tools, They Make Me Laugh ~~~
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Gentlemen, if you would care to take your positions ...I shall be camping in Spot Sixty-Nine.
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Do you really think that's wise, monsieur?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): My dear Alain, there would appear to be no spots available other than Spot Sixty-Nine.
CONFIDANTE: They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
1ST FOP: His Lordship Bart sure would die of shock!
2ND FOP: His Lordship Bart is a laughing-stock!
CONFIDANTE: Should he suspect her, God protect her!
ALL THREE: Shame! Shame! Shame! This faithless lady's bound for Hades! Shame! Shame! Shame!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Nothing like the old authors!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Or the old scenery ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): The old writers...
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): The old reviewers ...
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): And every post gold!
SHLONGY (FIRMIN): Hardly a disaster beyond all imagination!
*TigerLilly begins her post*
AUTHOR: Sicosemen - your disguise is perfect. Who can this be?
DON ATTILIO: Gentle wife, admit your loving husband. My love - I am called to England on account of certain affairs, and must leave you with your new helper. (Aside) Though I'd gladly take the helper with me.
AUTHOR: (aside) The old fool's leaving!
DON ATTILI0: (aside) I suspect my Uberfriend is untrue to me. I shall not leave, but shall camp out over there to observe her! ROXXORZ!@!@!!?!
AUTHOR: ROXXORZ!@!@!!?!
BOTH: ROXXORZ!@!@!!?!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Sicosemen! Away with this pretense! You cannot post, but fuck me in my boyfriend's absence!
Small tools, they make me laugh!
Next to Kracka's, your size is barely half!
Small tools, I just won't blow!
If I blew the tool, no pleasure I would know!
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): DID I NOT INSTRUCT THAT SPOT SIXTY-NINE WAS TO BE KEPT EMPTY?
ANANSIE (MEG):He's here: the Alter of the Opera ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): It's him! I know it, it's him!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Your part is silent ... little n00b!
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): A N00B, MADAME? PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE N00B!
TIGERLILLY (CARLOTTA): Sicosemen! Away with this pretense!
You cannot post, but fuck me in my...FUCK!
Small tools, they make me laugh! FUCK! FUCK!
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): BEHOLD! SHE IS WRITING TO BRING DOWN THE SERVER!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Ladies and gentlemen, a new post should be due in less than ten minutes time, when the role of author will be assigned to Miss Ghola "Minus Two" Daaé. In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, we shall be linkwhoring you to the Rabbit Ballet from post number three on Best Ever. ETS, the ballet, NOW!
* ETS spams the front page with links to Electro's "Rabbit Ballet" post; minutes later, TigerLilly's rants and comments crash her MVA posts and the Ubersite server *
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Scourge! Scourge!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola! Come with me!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Later, Scourge! For now, we must go! To PulseHead!
CAULAINCOURT (ANDRE): Ladies and gentlemen, please! Give us a moment to restore Ubersite! Do not panic! It was an accident, simply an accident!
~~~ Why Have You Brought Me Here?/Scourge, I've Been There ~~~
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Why have you brought me here?
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Don't take me back there!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): We must return!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): He'll kill me ...His eyes will find me there!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola, don't say that ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Those eyes that hurt ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Don't even think it ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): And if he has to spam a thousand men ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Forget this waking nightmare ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): The Alter of Uber will spam and spam again ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): This Alter is a fable. Believe me ... there is no Alter of Uber!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): My God, who is this man?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): My God, who is this man?
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Who hunts to kill?
SCOURGE (RAOUL): His neck of death ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): I can't escape from him ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Whose is this voice you hear?
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): I never will ... !
SCOURGE (RAOUL): With every breath ...
BOTH: And in this labyrinth where night is blind...the Alter of Uber is here inside your/my mind ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): There are no alters here on Uber!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Scourge, I've been there...to his world of unending night...to a world where the rabbits transform into emus ...
emus...Scourge, I've seen him...Can I ever forget that sight? Can I ever escape from that neck? So distorted, deformed ...
It was hardly a neck, in that darkness ...darkness ... But his words filled my spirit with a strange, sweet love ...
In those words, there was music in my mind ...And through music, my soul began to soar ...And I wrote as I've never wrote before!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): What you saw was a dream, and nothing more!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Yet in his eyes, all the sadness of the world ...those pleading eyes that both threatened ...and adored ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola ... Ghola ...
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): GHOLA!!!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): What was that?
~~~ All I Ask of You ~~~
SCOURGE (RAOUL): No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears.
I'm here, nothing can harm you -
My words will warm and calm you.
Let me be your freedom,
Let pictures dry your tears.
I'm here, with you, beside you,
To guard you and to guide you ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Say you'll rank me every waking moment,
Turn my head with talk of summertime ...
Say you need me with you, now and always ...
Promise me you'll always rate plus two...
That's all I ask of you ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Let me be your mentor,
Let me be your light.
You're safe: alters won't find you -
Your fears are far behind you...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): All I want is freedom,
A site with no more pain...
And you, always beside me,
To mold me and to guide me ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Then say you'll share your posts with Fox and LifeTime...
Let me show you viewer gratitude...
Say you need me with you here, beside you ...
Anyone you blow, let me blow too -
Ghola, that's all I ask of you ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Say you'll share your posts with Fox and LifeTime...
...say the word and I will follow you ...
BOTH: Share your words with me, each night, each morning ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Say you'll rate me ...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): You know I do ...
BOTH: Rate me - that's all I ask of you ...
Anywhere you go let me go too ...
Rate me - that's all I ask of you ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): I must go! They'll wonder where I am! Wait for me, Scourge!
SCOURGE (RAOUL): Ghola, I love you!
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): Lose the sorry horseshit, just leave it at the door...
SCOURGE (RAOUL): And soon, you'll be beside me ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE): You'll mold me and you'll guide me ...
~~~ I Gave You My Music ~~~
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): I GAVE YOU MY COMMENTS ...
MADE YOUR POSTS TAKE WING ...
AND NOW, HOW YOU'VE REPAID ME:
DENIED ME AND BETRAYED ME ...
HE WAS BOUND TO LOVE YOU WHEN YOU DID YOUR THING...
GHOLA ...
GHOLA (CHRISTINE)/SCOURGE (RAOUL): Say you'll share your posts with Fox and LifeTime...
Let me show you viewer gratitude...
Share your words with me, each night, each morning ...
BRIAN BLESSED/REDSKIESLOOKFAKE (ALTER): YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO ALL THAT THE ALTER ASKED OF YOU ... ! GO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:03:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Love these...And you
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Thanks, miss Katie. *cocks finger and winks* Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love these...And you
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
so i think we should all record our parts.
it'd be magical.
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Hell, I'D pay $5 to see it on Broadway.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-24 22:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad that I get left out of this kind of stuff.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-24 21:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:36:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
LONGEST. MUSICAL PARODY. EVAR.
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Indeed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-24 20:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so i think we should all record our parts.
it'd be magical.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BRAVO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite!
To hell with porn and camwhores --
have a scandal and you're sure to have a hit!
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All too true.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LONGEST. MUSICAL PARODY. EVAR.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-24 14:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The lil' ninja needs to camwhore for real in a dress like that...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:22:18 EST (#)
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In other news, expect film of my death on the 11 o'clock news tonight after Ghola kills me for using that picture...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:20:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:15:02 (#)
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I don't know exactly what my part was.....a small dicked mystic? Or an actual character?
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For point of reference...you were replacing the role of Serafimo in the original, which is the pageboy (ghey boy) in the opera that the main characters were enacting. The countess (author) is having an affair with him while her husband is off on a matter of affairs.
Which makes THAT little scene all the more hilarious.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-24 13:15:02 EST (#)
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I don't know exactly what my part was.....a small dicked mystic? Or an actual character?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:57:39 EST (#)
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GAH!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:47:51 EST (#)
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Flack, Brian Blessed is probably going to kick your ass now.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:43:32 EST (#)
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opps forgot plus 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:43:03 EST (#)
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Now do Les Miserables
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:27:39 (#)
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LONGEST. MUSICAL. EVAR.
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good god, no kidding
Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:35:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PHENOMENAL SHOW IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
MY PERFORMANCE WAS EMOTIONAL, HEARTWRENCHING, SOUL STIRRING...
I SAY, GOOD SHOW POSTING IT HERE FOR ALL TO SEE, LAD!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-24 12:27:39 EST (#)
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LONGEST. MUSICAL. EVAR.