"Rectal Foreign Body" is really just a polite way of wording “that dude has a dildo stuck up his butt.” (30941 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorLabels: healthcare_tales
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Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl (View user info) at 2007-01-25 04:00:20 EST
When training a noob laboratory employee, one must be mindful to take nothing for granted. For instance, never assume that the apprentice can emotionally handle what you have come to view as commonplace. Also, you might want to squelch any natural curiosity they may possess. Delicate noobian sensibilities and naïve curiosity sometimes don't mix very well. This will be explained towards the end.
After years of logging in surgical booty from the OR, you become numb to the daily hauls.
Gallbladder
*yawn*
Uterus
*ho-hum*
Transverse Colon Segment
*what else is new*
4th & 5th Metatarsals of Left Foot
*yeah, we get a lot of those in the summer*
7 inch Black Dildo/Vibrator Combo with a Purple(ish) Head
*yup, you must have let go of the end, dude*
At this point I'd like to make a public service announcement. IF you like anal play, IF you like using toys during your anal play, whatever you do, KEEP A HOLD OF THE END! Especially if you're new to it. Allow me to explain.
People apparently love to cram all sorts of things up their rears. I don't understand this personally because I think anal sex is the biggest load of hooey ever dreamed up. It hurts, it's unsanitary, and just isn't very polite. We get many men who come into the hospital with dick infections from sticking their penises in the rectal areas of whomever without using condoms. Ew, you gross muthas! Seriously, do you really need to shove your dick up someone's ass to be happy and fulfilled? I think you should thank your lucky stars that your collective dicks occasionally get some vagina. Don't push the issue.
It was explained to me that sometimes when a foreign object enters the rectum of an inexperienced person, the individual will involuntarily contract their sphincter and either a) eject the object if it hasn't gotten in too far, or, b) suck it right up into the lower colon. At first I couldn't understand how that could happen. 7 inches should be long enough to avoid that. It was then explained to me that the shover may cram it in too fast, bury the thing to the hilt, and then shovee tenses up. Needless to say, if you're new to anal play, it would be prudent to keep a hold of the end of the toy. Fishing it back out isn't an option because the subsequent freak out of sucking a 7 inch vibrator up into one's colon tends to lock the sphincter up in much the same way as when a guy finds himself assigned a new, very large cell mate who decides he looks like a succulent chicken dinner.
When some unfortunate soul finds himself in this predicament, the only solution is to man up and come into the ER. I use the masculine pronoun because I hate to break this to you guys, all but 2 people with sex toy incidents during my employment at the hospital have been male. Heterosexual males at that! Curious I guess.
The patient must be x-rayed to pinpoint the location of said sex toy, pre-surgical blood work must be done, and then when the green light is given, he's anesthetized and a surgeon has to fish it out. One time, some guy had a smallish vibrator that had worked itself so far up the colon they had to go through his abdomen to get it out. Try explaining that scar to your new girlfriend!!
Oh yes, sometimes during the examination, x-ray, and blood work, the vibrator remains on. Hey, no way to shut it off you know. And yes, the noise is audible. This is why you need to be grateful for good healthcare workers because it is our professionalism that ensures your dignity. We act like we can't hear the buzzing emanating from your lower abdomen.
You're welcome.
So, once the dildo/vibrator combo is removed, what do you think happens to it? Well you're not getting it back. Sorry. Because of liability issues, it has to be sent to Pathology so that a Pathologist can look at it and say "Yup, it's a dildo." Of course being ever mindful of your privacy and dignity, it isn't noted in your records as a dildo or sex toy or whatever, it is described as a "foreign body removed from anus." That could be anything so if you ever have to explain what happened, you can say that you were transporting medicine for sick kids and had to carry it in your rectum because the medication's temperature needed to be kept at body temperature. If you work the angle right, gullible people will whistle at your magnanimous nature and buy you beers.
Numerous times now I have been the one who logs the dildo/vibrator into Pathology. The mood of the Pathologist dictates whether I put it towards the top or at the bottom (no pun intended). By now this is commonplace for me. Sure, the first time I logged an errant sex toy in, my eyes widened a little. Now it could just be another gallbladder as far as I'm concerned. Then again, I've been at this a while now and I sometimes forget that a young trainee hasn't yet experienced the joy of viewing a fecal smeared, artificial Day-Glo colored phallus in a clear biohazard bag.
The latest incident was poor 19 year old Annelle, fresh out of phlebotomy school. It was partly my fault, I knew the hot pink vibrator was in the cooler waiting to be logged in but I was busy talking on the phone with a doctor from another hospital concerning a transfer patient from us. I was reading off the lab work that the patient had while at our hospital so that she wouldn't redo the same tests over again while she waited for medical records to fax over the patient's chart. Annelle whispered to me that she was going to go log in the surgery specimens and I nodded without thinking about it. When I finished the call and hung up, I suddenly remembered.
"Annelle! Hold on and let me help you!"
Not more than a second after I said those words, Annelle said in a loud, grossed out, 19 year old girl squeal, "OH MY GAWWWWWWD!" After which she dropped the bag on the floor. You might be thinking that her reaction was a little exaggerated but you have to remember, this was her first grown up job and the training period in the lab is a little on the stressful side because you are overloaded with information, policies and procedures, and all the little things you have to remember.
My boss alleges that if even subconsciously, I allowed Annelle to find the vibrator without warning her first and explaining why we had it. He believes me to possess a sense of humor so evil that I would purposely do that to an innocent girl. He's right, I would, but in this case I can honestly say it slipped my mind. I told Annelle that she should be glad because now the next one will be no big deal to which she answered "there's more?!"
Oh yes little Annelle, there will be many more because in this case, Freud may have been correct.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:03:58 EDT (#)
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I can't remember If I have +2'd this yet, and there's no way I'm searching those reviews for my name...just take it and shut up.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:00:44 EDT (#)
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amazing
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2008-08-14 13:50:03 EDT (#)
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Haha!
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-06-25 16:11:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:17:56 EST (#)
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Pretty good.
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Zebra's a bitch.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-13 13:51:40 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W, made this gloomy morning perk up a bit
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-03-12 20:14:35 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-03-08 18:11:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jaurenlo (user info) at 2007-02-26 13:27:57 EST (#)
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Good shit.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-22 20:53:21 EST (#)
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thought this was really good!!!
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-09 03:01:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-02-07 10:20:54 EST (#)
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Was she cute?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:44:40 EST (#)
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How in the world did I miss this?
My parents were both RNs. Conversation at the dinner table scarred me for life.
Congratulations on B@W!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:47:46 EST (#)
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That's my girl. I love these things. so informative........err nevermind.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:51:10 EST (#)
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I want to have sex with your mouth, skeletor.
Submitted by bluemami (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:17:05 EST (#)
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"OH MY GAWWWWWWWWD" that was the best post ever! dude posts like that are what allow me to keep going when the day gets rough...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:36:06 EST (#)
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i'm just having the worst day ever Bonnie, i could really use a hug.
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2007-01-31 09:54:45 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Congrats on B@W.
Submitted by Afmcronnie (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:17:36 EST (#)
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Forensic Girl is one SERIOUSLY warped woman, and a storyteller of note. She's sorta like a female Jimmy Buffet (He cant sing, either)with an understated sadistic bent. I think I'm in love.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:08:22 EST (#)
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B@W?
Sweet
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:51:28 EST (#)
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you straight people are fucking disgusting
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:24:52 EST (#)
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Hey congrats on b@w you ignorant bee-yotch.
>hugs<
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:41:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:34:39 (#)
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Rectum?
I damn near killed 'em.
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Still one of my all time favorite jokes.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:34:39 EST (#)
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Rectum?
I damn near killed 'em.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:44:15 EST (#)
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Can't go wrong
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:32:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:34:28 (#)
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I've still never had a "B @ W" but I don't need that to confirm that my posts are all pretty much great.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:00:21 EST (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-28 03:58:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-01-28 02:53:12 EST (#)
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Dear Jesus, this was good.
I'm glad I get to read this right afore bed as well, that way, I clench the sheets, involentarily in my sleep with my ripely developed ass muscles (developed to the point of causing fusion at the core of the contraction) and possibly suck in the new bedspread my step-mother made for me for Christmas. God I hate that holiday.
Anyways, good read. Cheerio.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:57:43 EST (#)
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I inserted a dildo in my ass while reading this post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:34:28 EST (#)
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I've still never had a "B @ W" but I don't need that to confirm that my posts are all pretty much great.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:19:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-27 12:14:33 EST (#)
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Thank you Bart
Thanks everyone
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-27 07:28:17 EST (#)
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Congratulations on bored at work!!!
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:17:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:50:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:44:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:34:12 (#)
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you rock, FaG
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:17:56 EST (#)
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Pretty good.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:33:04 EST (#)
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Nicely done.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:34:12 EST (#)
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you rock, FG
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:13:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:34:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
The latest incident was poor 19 year old Annelle
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WORST. PUN. EVAR.
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ahahaha
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:58:14 EST (#)
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Never put any toy in your butt that doesn't have a flanged base or a cord attached to the bottom of it for easy retrieval.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:23:56 EST (#)
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The only bright spot in a dismal day.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:15:21 EST (#)
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You trolling again, Duck?
I'm "working" again.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:06:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:38:34 (#)
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Thanks to everyone who suggested B@W but Bartlet e-mailed me once and told me it'll be a cold day in hell before he puts me on B@W. He said I might have had a chance had I not sent him nude pics of Fat Tony.
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Well that's crap.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:57:44 EST (#)
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He did when I offered to send him a video clip of "2 tons of fun girls stripping 4 U"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:44:01 EST (#)
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You're lucky he didn't hire a hitman.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:38:34 EST (#)
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Thanks to everyone who suggested B@W but Bartlet e-mailed me once and told me it'll be a cold day in hell before he puts me on B@W. He said I might have had a chance had I not sent him nude pics of Fat Tony.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:33:58 EST (#)
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This definitely ought to be on B@W
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:50:31 EST (#)
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ya what an asshole
he DID buy me a shot of jack tonight though, so i cant give him any shit til tomorrow.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:48:00 EST (#)
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K, I'll be there.
This time though leave Scruggs at home. Remember how last time he had a fit because they wouldn't give him more crayons? That was just embarrasing.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:44:24 EST (#)
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time: 7 minutes from now
place: IHOP?
im drunk and want pancakes
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:39:08 EST (#)
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Time and place
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:29:53 EST (#)
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are we gonna make out?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:14:01 EST (#)
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hahahaha
i like you
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-25 19:52:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-25 19:29:49 EST (#)
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Well deserved
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:49:23 EST (#)
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totally B@W.
This was absolutely hilarious and my eyes are watering.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:53:08 EST (#)
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I wanna be on you!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:43:55 EST (#)
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It's all fun and games until you go to the emergency room with a shampoo bottle in your ass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:20:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:05 EST (#)
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ha ha haouch
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:35:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:05:56 EST (#)
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B@W
Oh, and Flack... that NCIS fucking killed me. Nice.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:02:04 EST (#)
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Gosh I love you.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:03:34 EST (#)
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B@W
your job sounds very interesting.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-25 12:16:49 EST (#)
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I met a guy once through a friend, who was telling about his residency and how often people come in with something stuck up their butt.
It's like that episode of Scubs where the guy gets a lightbulb stuck up his ass and then they show all these people with the ass x-rays and each one of them has the same excuse "I slipped."
"There's no lost and found box, there is an ass box"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-25 12:07:52 EST (#)
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I would really, really like your job.
Medical AND weird? My dream.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:50:58 EST (#)
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So cool.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:29:48 EST (#)
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Oh. Wait. I already have.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83219
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:29:01 EST (#)
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This makes me want to write something about why girls shouldn't stick open bottles inside themselves. It's dangerous, after all.
Y'know, to provide a counterpoint to this 'guys are fools and bumstickers' thing.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:16:53 EST (#)
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Gold
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:09:08 EST (#)
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ha
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-25 11:09:00 EST (#)
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B@fuckingW
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:54:24 EST (#)
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Best post of the month!
If this isn't B@W, I don't know what is!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:30:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:19:16 EST (#)
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Agreed on the B@W by the way.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:18:39 EST (#)
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I would love your job for the occasional amusement factor alone.
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:11:18 EST (#)
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...so, would it be unprofessional of you to dangle the foreign anal object in front of the patient and shriek, "ohmigaaahd, like, this is soooo gay!"?
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:06:05 EST (#)
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stellar
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:06:04 EST (#)
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Holy crap.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:04:03 EST (#)
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You should turn this into a script for NCIS:
Dr. Mallard: Jethro, there's a dildo stuck in this Marine's ass.
Gibbs: I'll send it up to Abby for DNA samples.
----------2 hours later-------------
McGee: Abby, have you finished getting the DNA smaples off that dildo for Gibbs?
Abby: OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!cums
That would be an awesome episode!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-25 10:00:52 EST (#)
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hahaahahaaha.
we got a toy that was as long as half my leg. like really about 18". it was for anal insertion and they'd so nicely put a ring on the bottom so you could hook a finger on and pull it back out.
i could see how 7" could get lost in a human digestive tract. i cannot see how 18" would need beads going all the way down or a ring to pull it out.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:55:41 EST (#)
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Had a friend working in an ER when a dude came in with a broken lightbulb up his ass...
Also, relating to chicks in a fix, I found this interesting:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/011221.html (What's the Deal with Vaginal Foreign Bodies?)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:52:08 EST (#)
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We get many men who come into the hospital with dick infections from sticking their penises in the rectal areas of whomever without using condoms.
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I was wondering about this just the other day, in fact.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:29:57 EST (#)
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"Seriously, do you really need to shove your dick up someone's ass to be happy and fulfilled?"
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The question of the century...
This was great. And that picture....aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:26:51 EST (#)
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I think you should thank your lucky stars that your collective dicks occasionally get some vagina. Don't push the issue.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:14:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:03:15 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:54:49 (#)
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I have no words.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:55:02 EST (#)
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"People apparently love to cram all sorts of things up their rears. I don't understand this personally because I think anal sex is the biggest load of hooey ever dreamed up."
Buahahahahaha...fucking hilarious. You just said 'hooey'.
You're nuts. I love it.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:34:43 EST (#)
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The latest incident was poor 19 year old Annelle
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WORST. PUN. EVAR.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:33:41 EST (#)
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scruggs has this problem ALL the time.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:29:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:03:00 (#)
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Did you ever put a tag on one of the vibrators that read "Y HALO THAR"?
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:25:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:14:28 (#)
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From now on, I'm always holding on to the end.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:19:59 EST (#)
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thank you!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:03:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:54:49 (#)
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I have no words.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 08:03:00 EST (#)
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Did you ever put a tag on one of the vibrators that read "Y HALO THAR"?
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:58:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:38:21 EST (#)
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is annabelle hot?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:32:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:22:41 EST (#)
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Made me laugh so much I think I just coughed up a lung.
Thank you.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:12:07 EST (#)
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b@w quality
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:10:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:54:49 EST (#)
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I have no words.
-Dave
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:52:44 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA
This was so funny!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:23:16 EST (#)
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Having YOU removing the butt dildo would be extra embarrassing, cos i get hot maternal vibes from your aura.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 06:18:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:56:04 EST (#)
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I.....I..... I just...... I just dont know what to say.
Yowzers? Yes, that would seem apt.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:30:19 EST (#)
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That was juicy ... and entertaining !
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:22:22 EST (#)
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Note to self: the anus is an exit only port.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-25 05:14:39 EST (#)
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B@W ...God you're funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:35:16 EST (#)
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Uterus
*ho-hum*
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:30:31 EST (#)
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Phlebotomy sound like the study of phlegm.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:20:27 EST (#)
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HAR HAR - 'Kicker of all ass (+2)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:20:20 EST (#)
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Holy crap.
Or plasticky crap. You know, whatever.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:16:05 EST (#)
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I have a dildo up my arse right now.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:15:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:14:28 (#)
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From now on, I'm always holding on to the end.
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No matter how oily it gets.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:14:28 EST (#)
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From now on, I'm always holding on to the end.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:05:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:04:39 (#)
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DAMN IT!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
what?