How Grampa Died (502 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.52 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by blackeyed (View user info) at 2007-01-25 13:49:15 EST
We were having second-generation incestuous anal in the back of his Kia when all of the sudden he pulled out like the troops if Kerry were president. He started shitting bone fragments and they went EVERYWHERE. They got caught in my hair and stuff. Then I went to the operating room where I was raped by Flubber and Shaquille O'Neal.
I fucking hate Mondays.
I fucking hate Grampa.
Lemme rephrase that.
I hate fucking Grampa.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:15:58 EST (#)
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hmmm.... spotted a mile off.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:51:46 EST (#)
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girantesouris wrecks
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:54:43 EST (#)
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fag below
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:53:23 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:49:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:10:46 EST (#)
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ENTHRALLING AND WELL WRITTEN!
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It did indeed make me smile, even though it was stupid. Stupid is good sometimes too though. This wasn't, but I did laugh out loud. +1 for that.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:53:02 EST (#)
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You're not clever.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-25 19:47:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:55:37 EST (#)
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I really wanted to give you a good rating for that kerry stab too but this was just stupid.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:21:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:16:06 EST (#)
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Congratulations! You're disgusting!
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:01:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:50:42 (#)
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oh yeah?
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YA RLY
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:50:42 EST (#)
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oh yeah?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:41:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:15:27 EST (#)
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GAH!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:09:43 EST (#)
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"He started shitting bone fragments" actually got me laughing. degenerate that i am
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I laughed
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MARVELOUS!