Bunch of Cocks on Ubersite (1025 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-01-25 15:02:16 EST
It's a little dated, but here's all of the old pictures of the cocks on this site that I've accumulated over the years. Enjoy the cocky goodness!
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Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:50:15 EST (#)
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Damn sexy people... Most of the D's...and coyote are hot!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:23:03 EST (#)
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Ubersite Class of 2003.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 03:06:37 EST (#)
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*blushes*
thank you Wisher
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:09:51 EST (#)
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Literally, LITERALLY, every guy on here looks like they just jumped off the short bus for their monthly visit to Sizzler. The girls look normal to hot. I might even do dirty deeds with Queen Ashley and Corn, but the guys!! GAH! No way. I stand by my first review. {Coyote is the only exception besides him}
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are so many reasons to laugh.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry....
Im drunk.
Scott
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really miss Loren and her feminine rage.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh, another list I didn't make it onto.
I have no idea what year this directory was from - but I did laugh...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASSHOLE YOU TOOK MY JOKE
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:18:01 EST (#)
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How did Alain change his username from Vermin to Caulaincourt?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-25 20:17:05 EST (#)
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You missed the hottest of em all, actually the only hot one. zipped lips
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-25 19:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:48:35 EST (#)
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BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
You totally NAILED us!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, flash of memories.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:38:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:02:03 (#)
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Haha. That's so old I'm not even IN IT.
And that's FUCKING OLD.
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2007-01-25 18:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm pretty sure I would skull fuck each and every one of them.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Thanks for not actually showing anyone's dick.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf when was UberIsabella here?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Also, for some reason, every time I see a picture of Loki I think aryan nation. I'm not sure why - it certainly doesn't fit her in a socio-political way - from reading her Uber contributions. There's the blonde hair of course, maybe it's partly the nordic deity username? Can't say for sure...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-01-25 17:02:03 EST (#)
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Haha. That's so old I'm not even IN IT.
And that's FUCKING OLD.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:36:20 EST (#)
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Urbane has never told a single lie in her whole life, EMC. Why are you starting such vicious rumors? It's just unnecessary.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:22:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. you sure are clever.
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It's a joke dude. Unless you're not being sarcastic. Then it's for real.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:06:12 EST (#)
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SHUTUP THATS URBANE YOU LIAR WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. you sure are clever.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
JOURNALISM AT ITS FUCKING BEST.
TRUCE?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't tell this to everyone. I've met Urbane. That's not her. Maybe in bizarro-world that could be her. But, I don't even think that's possible.
I was basically saying that you're all cocks. That's all. Trust me in that there is no confusion with the word usage of cock on my part.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:50:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's blast from the past alright eatme, but one of us is confused about the use of the word cocks (filename notwithstanding) and I'm pretty sure it's you. You gotta admit that Urbane chick had nice lips.
least missed: lojope
most missed: MickGinney & Comicbookguy (not pictured)
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:41:00 EST (#)
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And EMC...Tits and Ass seem to be a fair trade.
If not, keep boxers/boxer briefs on. That's all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:40:46 EST (#)
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this was kinda disturbing. like a time capsule that contained ebola samples or something.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:40:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:21:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUTUP MONTY THATS REALLY URBANE SHE WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's frightening how much ETS looks like Daniel Jackson from Stargate in that picture
.....did I just proclaim my nerddom out loud?.......
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bargled = maiorano?
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 Natophelia
-1 no Spikegoddess
Thanks! hehe *snort*
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those were the days. Most of the people who have signed on since then aren't good enough to drink their predecessors's bath water.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IHAKF's picture is so common here it's like a cartoon, if I ever saw the man I would be suprised as hell. Those cheeks, that jaw, those faux-Matrix shades...is there any other photos of the man?
I'm not traveling all the way to the Tennessee State Prison to go after him.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ERE WHERE AM I
whoops caps lock on, that's what Phinch looks like??
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Touche.
-Dave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUTUP MONTY THATS REALLY URBANE SHE WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck u cunt dis shit is gay and u no it
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:15:23 EST (#)
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Not saying that YOU'RE responsible for the PFF shenanny's, of course, EMC...just saying, I have a great deal of suspicion believing he'd participate in the Uberdirectory, even back in '03 or '04, or whatever year this was done.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:12:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:09:25 (#)
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HEY DON'T YOU GET BANNED FOR IMPERSONATING OTHER USERS?
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That's the standing rule, I do believe.
And I call shenanigans on that "photo" of PFF...I'll need to see someone dig up definitive proof of his visage before I believe it's HIM.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:11:26 EST (#)
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I don't know. Is that the law or something? No real malice intended. I just think it's funny that you think a penis for an ass is a fair trade.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ahahaHAHAH!! That's not Urbane...
and where the hell am I?
*emo tear*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:09:39 EST (#)
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"The old days" indeed...there's nothing under "O."
This has been remedied.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY DON'T YOU GET BANNED FOR IMPERSONATING OTHER USERS?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN FAKE ASS LYING URBANE MISCHIEF PHOTO ABOVE
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:07:16 EST (#)
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You know who I miss? Streetpunk.
Not for any good reason, just cos he looked like Fred Durst's gay brother
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:07:03 EST (#)
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Outdated is right...Darko looks like Billy from Green Day and ETS appears to be about 13 years old in that picture.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:06:58 EST (#)
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I miss him too. No one could suck piss or pedofeel like him.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah. +2 for the old days.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:06:08 EST (#)
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Wow. The old days.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 15:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, pedophile extraordinaire