The Path To Salvation Can Only Be Found Through Jesus Christ (2125 hits)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2007-01-25 22:45:50 EST
You may have noticed that I haven't been posting on here very much lately. This is because I have been real busy. Busy discovering and doing the works of God.
After recovering from a recent illness, I did something that I haven't done in years; I prayed. I just decided to thank The Big Guy for looking out for me. After doing so, I felt full of peace, just totally as if every problem in the world had an answer. Every worry that I had seemed to just melt away, and it felt so right.
That next Sunday, I went to Church. I haven't honestly been there in two years, excepting the times that my wife would force me to go at Christmas and Easter. In the past, I would complain when she would do that to me, and just suck it up for her sake for an hour, but this was different. I seriously wanted to be there. After the service, I felt renewed, full of life. I've gone back almost every night since then, and every time I leave feeling like refreshed like I got a good night's sleep.
I began to think to myself that even though I wasn't paying attention, God was there with me my whole life. Maybe I just was too self-distracted to open up my eyes and ears. Everything I have, I owe to God.
My awesome wife and family? It's not my animal magnetism, God provided.
My job? God guided me to it.
My leadership abilities? Experience helped, but God gave me those experiences to learn by and teach others.
My superior intelligence? God given.
I tend to follow the path of St. Augustine of Hippo. He started out life being a total dirtbag of sorts - gambling, womanizing, etc. Then one day his eyes opened up, and he and his mother became the role models of Christianity for their era.
Realizing this, I gave up drinking alcohol altogether, gave up other sin like tobacco, and looking at pornography. I feel much better because of it, too.
That all being said, just stop once and tell God thanks. You won't regret it.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:47:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:40:18 EST (#)
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theres no way jesus was that pale
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:25:30 EST (#)
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I beleive in God,
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:19:33 EST (#)
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http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/tools/ept/careerArticlesPost.html?post=22
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:59:22 EST (#)
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God is so awesome he defies logic. Wow what an argument.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:27:55 (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 11:02:22 (#)
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And don't even start about "How can you prove that God doesn't exist?"
Atheism is the adherence to the principle that because no incontrovertible evidence exists that God is real, one can fairly safely assume that he doesn't.
Unfortunately, you can't reverse this. It is a fallacious argument to assume that because you have no evidence that something DOESN'T exist, that it in fact does. This is known as an appeal to ignorance, and is not a logically sound argument. Anyone who took any science course or philosophy course at any point in their life would know this.
Thus, logically, if any God has given us NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that he does exist, the only sound argument one can make is that he does not, in fact, exist.
The correctness of the conclusion is not what matters in this case; the method of argument is the important thing.
While atheists could be wrong about God existing, their method of argument is a sound one. The opposite argument, while quite possibly correct, is not sound. Therefore if we are judging ideologies on their adherence to sound forms of argument, the Atheist argument is in fact the better of the two, rega
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Who defines the rules of logic? Whose responsibility is it to judge what is "sound" and what is not?
Oh wait, that's right, MAN.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:59:56 EST (#)
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Stopped drinking?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-30 04:25:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:27:55 (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 11:02:22 (#)
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And don't even start about "How can you prove that God doesn't exist?"
Atheism is the adherence to the principle that because no incontrovertible evidence exists that God is real, one can fairly safely assume that he doesn't.
Unfortunately, you can't reverse this. It is a fallacious argument to assume that because you have no evidence that something DOESN'T exist, that it in fact does. This is known as an appeal to ignorance, and is not a logically sound argument. Anyone who took any science course or philosophy course at any point in their life would know this.
Thus, logically, if any God has given us NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that he does exist, the only sound argument one can make is that he does not, in fact, exist.
The correctness of the conclusion is not what matters in this case; the method of argument is the important thing.
While atheists could be wrong about God existing, their method of argument is a sound one. The opposite argument, while quite possibly correct, is not sound. Therefore if we are judging ideologies on their adherence to sound forms of argument, the Atheist argument is in fact the better of the two, rega
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Who defines the rules of logic? Whose responsibility is it to judge what is "sound" and what is not?
Oh wait, that's right, MAN.
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This whole post has to be fucking shenanigans.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-30 02:22:51 EST (#)
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"""""My awesome wife and family? It's not my animal magnetism, God provided.
My job? God guided me to it.
My leadership abilities? Experience helped, but God gave me those experiences to learn by and teach others.
My superior intelligence? God given. """""
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Serial killers and rapists of children? God given.
Famine, disease, war, death? God given.
Hatred, bigotry, racism, sexism, torture? God given.
-2 for this post? God given. (I am your god on uber.)
p.s. There is no god.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2007-01-30 02:17:13 EST (#)
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Ditto.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:41:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:24:19 (#)
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you suck at math, don't they teach math in Quebec?
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no, they only teach us how to insert french into every aspect of canadian society with insidious techniques.
what do you think? of course they do, you're just too old to remember statistics, if they had any at that time.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:18:28 EST (#)
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Congrats?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:10:24 EST (#)
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Since when has worship been about proof?
If you believe in God then that is an act of faith. If you claim to know God then you are delusional.
There's a fine line between conviction and insanity.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:21:30 EST (#)
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I'm saddened that you jerks jacked this up to #1 most heated. I was trying to be humble about it.
P.S. I don't care what you think.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:53:48 EST (#)
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If you don't believe in Jesus, I would keep this handy:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97816
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:27:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 11:02:22 (#)
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And don't even start about "How can you prove that God doesn't exist?"
Atheism is the adherence to the principle that because no incontrovertible evidence exists that God is real, one can fairly safely assume that he doesn't.
Unfortunately, you can't reverse this. It is a fallacious argument to assume that because you have no evidence that something DOESN'T exist, that it in fact does. This is known as an appeal to ignorance, and is not a logically sound argument. Anyone who took any science course or philosophy course at any point in their life would know this.
Thus, logically, if any God has given us NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that he does exist, the only sound argument one can make is that he does not, in fact, exist.
The correctness of the conclusion is not what matters in this case; the method of argument is the important thing.
While atheists could be wrong about God existing, their method of argument is a sound one. The opposite argument, while quite possibly correct, is not sound. Therefore if we are judging ideologies on their adherence to sound forms of argument, the Atheist argument is in fact the better of the two, rega
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Who defines the rules of logic? Whose responsibility is it to judge what is "sound" and what is not?
Oh wait, that's right, MAN.
Submitted by linustika (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:25:48 EST (#)
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First off, as to the numerous statements of "uber is not the place for this"...it depends on how you look at it bob. As someone else stated, talking about rape and homosexuals in a church is not the proper place, so some people feel like posting their shit, and not having the feeling that someone is judging them.
I personally am not really religious, or spiritual, but I have a high tolerance for those that are, but if in the middle of church some athiest is trying to please his/her significant other, and has an urge to spout out shit during a silence or something, don't get offended. If before a football game the announcer wants to say a 15 second prayer, don't be offended if a wican from one team wants to publicly put some hex or some shit on the other team.
As to your thoughts and views on your personal religion or faith, listen to what everyone else has said, the bad is gods fault just as much as the good, and in your state of mind, there is a reason. If you loose your job, accept it as gods plan for you, don't get mad at him; and don't take that out on anyone else around you. If you loose your superior intelligence (very humble of you btw) don't blame it on the person who hit you and turned you into a vegetegable. You are accepting all that happens to you as god's will, so all the bad is gods will too; you have no say in anything, and aren't really 'living' per se, just following a troden trail.
If this is your choice in life, congrats, but you are truly making your life harder than it has to be. That is my opinion, not my judgement, as I have no right to judge. Just remember, the bible was written by man...the same man in the same age that if I was back there with a sheet over me, and scared them at night, they would have thought I was a ghost.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:06:54 EST (#)
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I'm amused, but not really entertained. Good show
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 11:02:41 EST (#)
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rdless of the correctness of its conclusion.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 11:02:22 EST (#)
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And don't even start about "How can you prove that God doesn't exist?"
Atheism is the adherence to the principle that because no incontrovertible evidence exists that God is real, one can fairly safely assume that he doesn't.
Unfortunately, you can't reverse this. It is a fallacious argument to assume that because you have no evidence that something DOESN'T exist, that it in fact does. This is known as an appeal to ignorance, and is not a logically sound argument. Anyone who took any science course or philosophy course at any point in their life would know this.
Thus, logically, if any God has given us NO SIGN WHATSOEVER that he does exist, the only sound argument one can make is that he does not, in fact, exist.
The correctness of the conclusion is not what matters in this case; the method of argument is the important thing.
While atheists could be wrong about God existing, their method of argument is a sound one. The opposite argument, while quite possibly correct, is not sound. Therefore if we are judging ideologies on their adherence to sound forms of argument, the Atheist argument is in fact the better of the two, rega
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:57:01 EST (#)
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There is no God.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:03:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:42:35 (#)
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For those of you who say God is not real or that you don't believe and you KNOW He doesn't exist, I'd love to know how you can safely arrive at this conclusion.
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They can't. The core of atheism is that God does not exist. Period.
Can this hypothesis be proven to be fact? Of course not. NO one can irrefutably prove whether a higher creator does or does not exist.
This single proof shreds any credibility of atheism to zero, that is, if it ever had any cred to begin with. At best, those who proclaim to be "atheist" are really just strong-willed agnostics.
It works both ways moron. Your "single proof" would also shred any credibility of christianity to zero, or any other belief for that matter. Actually, your proof is just an irrelevant point that millions of people love to repeat without ever stopping to think what it means. Yes, nothing can be absolutely proven, but atheists can rationally be atheistic based on the lack of evidence for and sort of God. It takes quite a bit more of a stretch for Christians to rationally believe in something that has zero evidence.
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Regardless of whether you believe that Jesus is/was God in flesh, there is PLENTY of solid evidence to prove his existence and works as documented in the Bible...and also accounts of the resurrection. I would strongly advise that you go read "The New Evidence That Demands A Verdict" by Josh McDowell, then come back here and let us all know if you still believe that there is "zero" evidence.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:42:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-01-28 18:18:41 (#)
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If you fart in church, it's gasphemous.
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AHAHHAHAH-ahahahha.
heh.
gold.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:16:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:37:52 (#)
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This is a test. You're putting us through a test. Like when God tested Jed by allowing him to strike black gold-- Texas tea.
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hahaha!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:09:46 EST (#)
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this is necessary on this website because...?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-01-28 18:18:41 EST (#)
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If you fart in church, it's gasphemous.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-01-28 17:03:10 EST (#)
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The end of the world is near.
A Pro-Jesus post has a positive rating on uber.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:51:48 EST (#)
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why all the attention to this post? i dont give a fuck whether any of you believe in god or not
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:12:13 EST (#)
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Pascal's argument for God is invalid, Aquinas' proofs for God are invalid...I see no evidence to believe in one specific God, and for myself, any God in general.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:47:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:22:33 EST (#)
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Hesus c. def. -2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 03:13:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-28 02:02:39 (#)
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I dont know if I believe
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jesus, I'm agreeing with barkley. oops blasphemy. And ripple it's 'sentence', I don't like it when people say sentance, it doesn't even look like a world. word even. bloody hell.
+2 ]oster. poster. fuck.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-01-28 02:30:43 EST (#)
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for using jesus specifically instead of just leaving it general. i dont like it when people talk about salvation and jesus in the same sentance in my presence. it makes born-jewish-now-athiest mind kind of shrivel. good for you though. hope that works out.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-28 02:02:39 EST (#)
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I dont know if I believe
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:49:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:27:03 (#)
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I always pictured God as more of a scientist, as opposed to the Zeus-ish artists' renderings. Which leads me to think about how you feel when you listen to the same radio station day after day, and you finally see the DJ on tv or the web, and they look nothing what they sound like.
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I've always pictured the baby Jesus as a shapeshifter..or changeling.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:26:44 EST (#)
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Holy fuck that's just as good as raping a gay nigger in the mouth then taking a nap.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:50:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:48:33 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
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Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:44:30 EST (#)
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and=any for those who cant figure that out either.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:42:35 EST (#)
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For those of you who say God is not real or that you don't believe and you KNOW He doesn't exist, I'd love to know how you can safely arrive at this conclusion.
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They can't. The core of atheism is that God does not exist. Period.
Can this hypothesis be proven to be fact? Of course not. NO one can irrefutably prove whether a higher creator does or does not exist.
This single proof shreds any credibility of atheism to zero, that is, if it ever had any cred to begin with. At best, those who proclaim to be "atheist" are really just strong-willed agnostics.
It works both ways moron. Your "single proof" would also shred any credibility of christianity to zero, or any other belief for that matter. Actually, your proof is just an irrelevant point that millions of people love to repeat without ever stopping to think what it means. Yes, nothing can be absolutely proven, but atheists can rationally be atheistic based on the lack of evidence for and sort of God. It takes quite a bit more of a stretch for Christians to rationally believe in something that has zero evidence.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:21:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-01-27 10:09:30 (#)
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I cant beleive some idiot said god was a she first off i think an all powerful non spacial non temporal being wouldnt have a gender and if god DID have a gender god would be male because in the bible it says he created Man in his image get over this equality bullshit according to the bible you were created for us to put our peeners in and make babies and by the way thannks for talking us into eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil too you need to become familer with the fact that females are the inferior gender
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Punctuation is your friend, friend.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:17:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-27 12:40:02 (#)
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Blasphemous.
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Hahahaha.
So your side we should respect and the other opinions are glasphemous now?
This is the same old lame reason why I stopped being god for you dumb fucks.
Learn to respect other opinions too if you want to believe in god.
Bad form Bob, bad form.
Oh yeah, you're only human, sorry.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:13:46 EST (#)
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Ain't no doubt Vishnu missed you, then Kali kissed you
Better get busy, better get busy
Days get shorter, air gets colder
Tune on in to that NOAA radio
Scaling up the heights of folly
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAA
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:00:40 EST (#)
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I need your opinion like I need a hole in the head why dont you try to refute me with facts instead because your opinion on any matter without facts is worth about jack squat
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-27 10:56:25 EST (#)
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Illiterate moron below
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-01-27 10:09:30 EST (#)
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I cant beleive some idiot said god was a she first off i think an all powerful non spacial non temporal being wouldnt have a gender and if god DID have a gender god would be male because in the bible it says he created Man in his image get over this equality bullshit according to the bible you were created for us to put our peeners in and make babies and by the way thannks for talking us into eating the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil too you need to become familer with the fact that females are the inferior gender
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:37:52 EST (#)
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This is a test. You're putting us through a test. Like when God tested Jed by allowing him to strike black gold-- Texas tea.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:01:03 EST (#)
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I thank God everyday for the abundance of plenty I have. Lord Krishna, I dance before you and lust after your Gopis, they are hot and I have some blue paint in the garage, so watch out. And Shiva, I delight in your destruction of the universe so that it may be renewed. Obliterate this world and me and mine with it. Vishnu, you are a lazy sod. Sure you created the universe at the beginning of time, but what have you done for me lately?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:48:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:35:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:07:41 (#)
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It's upsetting how many people are getting all high and mighty with "This isn't the appropriate place" comments. Since when has it become inappropriate to voice your beliefs and feelings? I don't give you the condescending act when you post junk up here about rape, eating babies, or homosexual men stretching their assholes.
To each their own.
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And to prove the validity of your statement, you gave my post a -2.
How pious...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:21:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:44:39 (#)
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You're trying to test us the same way God tested Job, no?
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Nah, more like Abraham. But replace 'kill his son' with 'give me a -2'.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:00:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:20:50 (#)
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I'm happy for you, that SHE
has made a difference in your life.
GOD is a SHE.
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i'm glad you put that last sentence in because i had no idea what point you were trying to convey
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:58:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:20:50 (#)
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I'm happy for you, that SHE
has made a difference in your life.
GOD is a SHE.
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You are soooo very wrong.
In the words of George Carlin, "...and I say "he", because only a man would fuck things up THIS badly!!"
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:44:39 EST (#)
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You're trying to test us the same way God tested Job, no?
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:13:15 EST (#)
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8. 8? I forget what 8 was for; but,
9. 9. 9 for the false god.
10. 10. 10. 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything . . .
You can all just kiss off into the air.
Behind my back I can see them stare.
They'll hurt me bad but I don't mind.
They'll hurt me bad. They do it all the time.
(Yeah, yeah)
They do it all the time . . .
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:51:54 EST (#)
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St. Augustine of Hippo ...this for real?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:30:58 EST (#)
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8 is because of the changes in the latent heat in the phase change of water...thermodynamics.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:28:38 EST (#)
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Since you have an open line, make God explain the following:
1. the utter shittyness of the human knee
2. the existence of saltwater crocodiles
3. Clay Aiken
4. polyester
5. why humans don't have a prehensile tail
6. that useless little claw thing that I had to get removed off my dogs' front feet
7. wisdom teeth
8. why cold water boils faster than hot water and/or why hot water freezes faster than cold water
9. why my having injured my elbow almost 20 years ago at a karate tournament allows me to predict any and all changes in the barometric pressure
10. I don't have a 10 but I'm on a roll
11. or an 11 but all lists should go to 11 because it just does but also because I refuse to be constrained by a base 10 world
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:27:03 EST (#)
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I always pictured God as more of a scientist, as opposed to the Zeus-ish artists' renderings. Which leads me to think about how you feel when you listen to the same radio station day after day, and you finally see the DJ on tv or the web, and they look nothing what they sound like.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:20:50 EST (#)
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I'm happy for you, that SHE
has made a difference in your life.
GOD is a SHE.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:16:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:27:23 (#)
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If you want to convert the wicked, what better place to start than Uber...kinda like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah
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I need to get out and get raped by my two daughters before the fire and brimstone starts coming down.
Kidding aside, that's the truest statement on this page.
I dont know if Bob was serious, but +2 because this was entertaining.
Also, I have as much fun being a Christian as any atheist does living by his own rules. Not all of us sing out of the hymnal all day long.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:14:04 EST (#)
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Strawberryfanatic has now been moved in my "Totally Rocks" category.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:04:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:42:16 (#)
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For those of you who say God is not real or that you don't believe and you KNOW He doesn't exist, I'd love to know how you can safely arrive at this conclusion.
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They can't. The core of atheism is that God does not exist. Period.
Can this hypothesis be proven to be fact? Of course not. NO one can irrefutably prove whether a higher creator does or does not exist.
This single proof shreds any credibility of atheism to zero, that is, if it ever had any cred to begin with. At best, those who proclaim to be "atheist" are really just strong-willed agnostics.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:55:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:48:44 (#)
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Why do people, when they "discover" god always say: "I have given up drinking, drugs, etc."?
Jesus turned water into wine, man. You get communion and IT'S wine. Noah wound up a fat drunkard naked in the desert....and he still went to heaven.
If anything, I'd say God encourages drinking.
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I actually agree with this.
I don't think JC has a problem with the vino. It's teh drunkeness that bugs him.
But I've got a theory about how it's not really a sin for people who can hold their liquor (such as myself), you know, who can drink and drink and drink and never slur or stumble or dance with lampshades on their heads, etc., to "overindulge" since if you're not acting like an asshole you aren't really "overindulging."
But I think that sort of misses the point.
Either that or is EXACTLY the point.
It's hard to tell with things like that, sober anyway.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:48:44 EST (#)
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Why do people, when they "discover" god always say: "I have given up drinking, drugs, etc."?
Jesus turned water into wine, man. You get communion and IT'S wine. Noah wound up a fat drunkard naked in the desert....and he still went to heaven.
If anything, I'd say God encourages drinking.
If there was a god, anyway.
It's easier to convince someone that he exists when they're impaired.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:42:16 EST (#)
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I don't know if this is shenanigans or not. But here's a +2 if it's not.
I find it interesting that so many people have commented that "Ubersite is not the place for this." Why not? Yeah, this is a place riddled with people who joke around and are generally not serious about anything. It's a place where rape and dead babies and a gaping man's assholes are frequently presented as though it's nothing. So what?
I have to also say that I find Adam's comment amusing, as well as what some of you were also saying (minus the actual list). This is the weakest argument against Christianity ever. It's also probably one of the most frequent.
For those of you who say God is not real or that you don't believe and you KNOW He doesn't exist, I'd love to know how you can safely arrive at this conclusion. Those who have actually felt the spirit of God move within them can tell you otherwise. I mean...the point is, there's really no use arguing about it. You have your opinion that God doesn't exist. I have mine that He does. No one (including Bob) is trying to "convert" you.
If Bob is giving you a part of his life to read about, he's doing what a lot of other users do. It just pisses you off that his day involves God...which is sad.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:26:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:59:54 (#)
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Cyrus, are you insinuating that I'm diningenuous?
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Disingenuous? No, I wouldn't waste a 5 dollar word like that on you. I'm saying you're a phony butthole. Could be because you told ne to go fuck myself on my last post. Which is OK, it was shit admittedly - and it's every Uberer's right to tell someone to take a flying fuck - just like I'm telling you here.
I'm thinking it just wasn't very Christian of you, no?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:24:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:33:06 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:06:56 (#)
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ahahhahha
1/3 will get it and like it
1/3 won't get it
1/3 will get it and hate it
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what about those who won't get it and like it?
you suck at probabilities.
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you suck at math, don't they teach math in Quebec?
All possible outcomes are represented, and they add up to 100%.
I am guessing this is a translation issue.
Good post, BOB
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:07:29 EST (#)
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*disingenuous
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:59:54 EST (#)
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Cyrus, are you insinuating that I'm diningenuous?
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:59:08 EST (#)
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Good for you for finding something you can believe in. Personally, I don't believe that shit...I used to, but I was shone some truths about all churches that proved all christians are hypocrates. But if it makes you happy then go for it. Don't let uneducated morons talk you out of it just because they don't have the same beliefs.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:53:09 EST (#)
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Not buying it, not from you
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:19:46 EST (#)
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w00t.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:55:56 EST (#)
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Pretty much how I felt when I found Zoroastrianism...All Hail Ahura Mazda!
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:45:43 EST (#)
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superstitious hogwash....."God" is a metaphoric symbol of peoples need to hold on to something and beleive something "is there". There is nothing! PEOPLE MADE UP GOD!!! Jesus was a freaking amazing story teller. Don't you see? Can't you see at all? Jesus....such and such B.C. goes hmmm.... I am totally going to dupe the entire world and makethem think I am totally Uber.....This dude that the rich bankers seems to like....uhhh....Yaweh or whatever it is...well Im gonna tell people im his son. THEY BELIEVED HIM!!! because you know why? you want to know why they believed him? becasue he was a magician and the freaking loaves of bread were under his little dusty robe. People got sick from it....they dont tell you that but people got sick from the crabs that were all over the bread. And the wine! oohh....he had wine a little flask and he poured the water in the dirt behind his back....can you see it? "hold on while I put this jug behind my back....(that trick hadnt been invented yet so people had no idea what was going on)...and then the water will be wine!". Fucking Trickster. He had you all totally fooled! Adn think of this....how many times has someone gotten up in fton of a crowd and called themselves the son of god? YOU THROW THEM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM!!!! or give them therapy!! All they want is a few apostles geeeeeez......Conclusion....Jesus was insane, and really good a fooling peasants.....Atheist and proud of it.....
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:45:02 EST (#)
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Fantastic!!!! I laughed my ass off at the post, then I read through the reviews and nearly peed myself!!
But people do make a point, you can't give God credit for all the good things without holding him responsible for Big Momma's House. Otherwise, it just seems arbitrary.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:38:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:27:23 (#)
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If you want to convert the wicked, what better place to start than Uber...kinda like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah
Hey , it seems like we didn't lose the intelligence-gene completely ... Reproduce , you !
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:27:23 EST (#)
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If you want to convert the wicked, what better place to start than Uber...kinda like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:27:21 EST (#)
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I'd like to thank god for a few things also.
Thanks God for the millions of children that won't grow up this year because they're going to die of diseases that this country hasn't seen in a few decades and could easily be prevented.
Thanks God, for the millions that will die because they can't subsist on grass and bark, their bloated distented stomachs, mocking their utter famine before they die where they stand.
Thank God for AIDS, and the generation of orphans it's creating.
Thanks god, for blessing all these wonderful humans with the great and glorius wisdom to create weapons that can kill more efficently than ever
Thanks God, for making Child molesters
Thanks God, for all the rapists.
Thanks God, for Big Momma's House
Thanks god, for giving both of my parents, my brother in law, and 3 close freinds cancer.
No....
Wait...
Dear God,
If you are reading this. PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET AND FIX THIS FUCKED UP MESS YOU CALL HUMANITY. Oh and please +2 me for life.
Thanks,
Adam
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BlitzkreigBob still rocks even if he is Amish now
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:21:30 EST (#)
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say you didn't happen to give Tim a ride when he wrecked his car did you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:16:11 EST (#)
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alright
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:47:49 EST (#)
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I honestly don't know what to say other than congratulations. I can tell you that I don't feel the same way, but I, for some unknown reason have a little respect for you. So I'll just leave it at congratulations and please don't cram this down our throat (I know, it's very assumptive of me).
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:34:21 EST (#)
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Tobacco and alcohol are not sins. Overindulging is, and you can overindulge almost anything.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:22:40 EST (#)
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My awesome wife and family? It's not my animal magnetism, God provided.
My job? God guided me to it.
My leadership abilities? Experience helped, but God gave me those experiences to learn by and teach others.
My superior intelligence? God given.
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If what you're saying is true, be sure to thank God for wars and diseases. He can't only be behind the good that happens in this world. Unless you consider the devil did it. But that's just the system trying to balance out the equation.
**Yeh....seen The Matrix waaaay too many times.**
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:15:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:07:41 (#)
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It's upsetting how many people are getting all high and mighty with "This isn't the appropriate place" comments. Since when has it become inappropriate to voice your beliefs and feelings? I don't give you the condescending act when you post junk up here about rape, eating babies, or homosexual men stretching their assholes.
To each their own.
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Posting this here is inappropriate in the same way as posting junk about rape, eating babies, or homosexual men stretching their assholes in the religious forums.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:16:16 (#)
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I think back in the day I was reading the bible for some faggoty ass reason, and it said something along the lines of "don't brag about what you do, keep it between you and God and you live off of the pride knowing, don't go telling everybody."
You haven't gotten there yet, I take.
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You've got the verse wrong, aldenso. Quoting Matthew 6:5 - "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men."
Last I checked, that had to do with praying in private, not sharing good news and joy in public, which is commanded by Acts 10:42 - "He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the one whom God appointed as judge of the living and the dead."
Might want to get your facts straight before spouting off.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:51:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-26 02:51:47 (#)
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This is not the place, joke or not...
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Shut the fuck up you fat, mongoloid, kiddy-diddling piece of shit.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:26:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:07:41 (#)
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To each their own.
Amen....
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:11:19 (#)
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PS. There is no God.
Oh , there is : http://www.ubersite.com/m/97987 ; it's just not you ...
Another bursting bubble ...
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:23:17 EST (#)
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I am happy for you Bob.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:16:16 EST (#)
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I think back in the day I was reading the bible for some faggoty ass reason, and it said something along the lines of "don't brag about what you do, keep it between you and God and you live off of the pride knowing, don't go telling everybody."
You haven't gotten there yet, I take.
I stopped reading the bible a bit later, and then stopped believing in the big 'tard, best decision ever.
How else can you have a good life if you aren't even living for yourself?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:11:19 EST (#)
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So, I suppose now that you've found this so-called "God" you speak of, you probably don't like Shlongy, and all that Shlongy stands for.
Or maybe this is just shenanigans.
I hope.
PS. There is no God.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:09:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:08:51 (#)
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P.S. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
**No , it's not ! It's seaweed ! I saw it on the TV-commercial ! **
BTW : http://www.ubersite.com/m/97987
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:07:41 EST (#)
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It's upsetting how many people are getting all high and mighty with "This isn't the appropriate place" comments. Since when has it become inappropriate to voice your beliefs and feelings? I don't give you the condescending act when you post junk up here about rape, eating babies, or homosexual men stretching their assholes.
To each their own.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:59:30 EST (#)
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I was God for a while but got bored with the hypocrisy of the people believing in me. I sold the contract to an Arab guy who came up with an explosive new marketing concept of salvation.
People experiencing a service degredation in life often "find" God and for some higher reason start doing what you are doing, which I think is fine. I'm sure there are plenty of religious forums on the internet where you can be your new self allthough a new username would be advisable;-)
I'm happy for you anyway and hope your healthy and stay healthy for a long long time.
Spanish_Inquisition_Bob??
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:53:11 EST (#)
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"The Big Guy"? You say you've been infused with the holy spirit and awed by the power of god and then you refer to this magnificent creator of all that was, is and will be as "The Big Guy?"
What's he, like your buddy when he's not off being omnipotent?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:37:02 EST (#)
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...sigh.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:20:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-26 02:51:47 (#)
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This is not the place, joke or not...
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I have absolutely no opinion on the post, but this comment made me want to decorate my fireplace with the blood of innocents. No, that is not a euphemism.
Uber has been a willing host to every subject, from the abhorrent to the divine, and that isn't likely to change any time soon.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2007-01-26 05:25:38 EST (#)
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Satan called - He wants to know why the big guy's not returning his calls.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-26 02:51:47 EST (#)
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This is not the place, joke or not...
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-26 02:44:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:19:35 (#)
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You and Anne Rice have a lot in common. Apparently finding faith is the "Cool" thing to do nowadays.
But even though I have a completely different religious ideology, I still respect that which you find comfort and peace in... even though Religion is the cause of almost every single human problem in the World today.
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Uhm, no, it's not. I blame ubersite.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-01-26 02:13:43 EST (#)
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Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:52:24 EST (#)
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In high school we had this kickass chaplain from the Franciscan order, really down-to-earth, intelligent guy. I can remember being kind of taken back when I heard him talk about how he believed he would face a "final judgement", outside of the structure of a prayer or anything. It came as a subconscious shock to me, despite him being a chaplain, to realise he actually believed all that stuff, because he seemed to have so much common sense.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:48:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:43:26 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:42:25 (#)
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i think Allah would pwn Jesus at Halo 2
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Buddah would smack down on them both.
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Man, I can see Jesus drinking too much Bawls and smiting people through the headset every time they snipe him...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:45:23 EST (#)
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I don't even know what to think of this anymore.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-01-26 01:32:44 EST (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:54:26 EST (#)
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Did I miss a memo that told me God kicked Satans ass on Earth?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:38:18 EST (#)
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He's joking.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:24:23 EST (#)
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Btw, organised religion is a disgrace to God.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:22:43 EST (#)
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Uh...
If you're serious, Uber is definitely not the place to post this. Unless you view yourself as one of those evangelists who seek out those they feel need "saving" the most, in which case go fuck yourself.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:19:35 EST (#)
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You and Anne Rice have a lot in common. Apparently finding faith is the "Cool" thing to do nowadays.
But even though I have a completely different religious ideology, I still respect that which you find comfort and peace in... even though Religion is the cause of almost every single human problem in the World today.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:19:30 EST (#)
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Ah, the abdication of personal responsibility feels good. So you did some stuff you feel guilty about... but you can always admit to yourself you feel kinda bad about it, and sleep well in the knowledge that at least your imaginary friend gives you credit for trying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:06:54 EST (#)
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that weird video led me to Toto - Africa in the related column
i like that song, even though i don't understand much of it.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:05:07 EST (#)
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K....
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-26 00:00:20 EST (#)
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wisher, that was really cool. and bizarre
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:56:03 EST (#)
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I tend to follow the path of St. Augustine of Hippo
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hahaha! Me too. Here's one of his disciples
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99JvfBeFt0
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:53:09 EST (#)
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St. Augustine did not just wake up revitalized one day. He went through years of thought and philosophizing before his conversion (if memory serves).
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:52:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:21:08 (#)
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If thy faith be true, take thy wife and leave her at the Airport Hilton lounge tomorrow noon.
I must fellowship with her.
You can pick her up at Spearmint Rhino on the seventh day, as I will be resting.
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Ahahahahahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:43:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:42:25 (#)
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i think Allah would pwn Jesus at Halo 2
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Buddah would smack down on them both.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:42:25 EST (#)
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i think Allah would pwn Jesus at Halo 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:42:19 EST (#)
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Did anyone ever tell you that you misspelled blitzkrieg?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:41:16 EST (#)
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your religion is a delusion. read Zorba the Greek, not the Bible
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:39:39 EST (#)
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"My superior intelligence? God given."
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Pride goeth before a fall...
"Cast not thy pearls before swine..."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:38:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:32:28 (#)
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No, Caul. It isn't.
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say for one second that this isn't a joke, why wouldn't you credit yourself instead of god for sorting your life up? i've had a VERY religious childhoodand and it was horrible, not refreshing. god makes no sense.
and you won't trick me into your lies, you fake bob.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:35:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:35:37 EST (#)
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been there, done that
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:33:36 EST (#)
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ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY UNDYING FAITH?!?!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:33:21 EST (#)
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wow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:33:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:06:56 (#)
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ahahhahha
1/3 will get it and like it
1/3 won't get it
1/3 will get it and hate it
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what about those who won't get it and like it?
you suck at probabilities.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:32:28 EST (#)
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No, Caul. It isn't.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:31:21 EST (#)
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this is very well executed shenanigans.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:31:13 EST (#)
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Go ahead, mock away.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:30:20 EST (#)
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my God is swing'n t'ween my legs
least that's the way my women treat it
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:27:18 EST (#)
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OUR SAVIOR.
FORGIVE ME, JESUS. I HEAR TYPOS MADE YOU CRY WHEN YOU WERE A BABY.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:26:21 EST (#)
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PRAISE THE LORD JESUS, OUT SAVIOR. SPREAD THE WORD, BROTHER. SPREAD THE GODAMN WORD.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:22:23 EST (#)
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Which is why you choose to tear down other things and people, as opposed to uplifting them.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:21:10 EST (#)
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nope
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:21:08 EST (#)
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If thy faith be true, take thy wife and leave her at the Airport Hilton lounge tomorrow noon.
I must fellowship with her.
You can pick her up at Spearmint Rhino on the seventh day, as I will be resting.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:19:46 EST (#)
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DeathMetalDude: You must feel dead inside.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:18:19 EST (#)
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Shed thy arrogance my son. Pride goeth before a fall, and you work in high places.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:18:07 EST (#)
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you believe in something that doesn't exist, you ought to be institutionalized, not spreading the word
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:11:36 EST (#)
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Charlton: just trying to shed light.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:11:02 EST (#)
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bob...I'm not referring to his philosophies, I'm meaning his lifestyle. Analyzing his ancient philosophies with a modern day mind isn't exactly fair. It's like going back in a time machine to 1981 and picking on a computer nerd for having a TRS-80.
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:08:51 EST (#)
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P.S. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Submitted by Charlton_H (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:08:07 EST (#)
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You will burn for all eternity alongside Ubersite for mentioning the name of our precious Lord and Savior within its iniquitous realm!
Goddamn you to hell!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:06:56 EST (#)
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ahahhahha
1/3 will get it and like it
1/3 won't get it
1/3 will get it and hate it
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:04:42 EST (#)
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...i cant tell if this is amazing sarcasm or if youre serious.
If youre serious, St. Augustine was a horrible philosopher. He doesn't even deserve the title. The City of God Against the Pagans can be picked apart clean by a mentally retarded 8 year old.
if youre not serious and this is sarcasm, you my friend, have some talent.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:56:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:53:31 EST (#)
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My mind is very open.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:48:42 (#)
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Open your mind, Homer.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:53:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:51:21 (#)
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Amen, brother.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:51:21 EST (#)
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Amen, brother.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:49:33 EST (#)
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and your heart.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:48:42 EST (#)
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Open your mind, Homer.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:48:06 EST (#)
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You have got to be kidding me. I saw the title and was expecting to be amused. This was the last place I would expect to find this.