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Life Story in a jpeg part 1 (1263 hits)

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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-01-26 06:38:39 EST




life story 1.JPG (652 kB)

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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-08-18 09:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn.





Man I am under rated.




Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You're rich!!

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

part 3 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98243

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

part 2- http://www.ubersite.com/m/98158

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 01:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting...

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:44:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

snazzy

me and a couple of my friends here in college have started a joint forex account, i fucking love forex...paid for my books this semster.
_________

Are you just doing short term overnight stuff?

Do you have a stratgey or just trade in the direction of the trend?

If I can offer one piece of advice, use the money management rules on my 2nd post, it reduces the risk significantly.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

snazzy

me and a couple of my friends here in college have started a joint forex account, i fucking love forex...paid for my books this semster.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 06:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Instalment 2 posted http://www.ubersite.com/m/98158



Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 18:16:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 17:23:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

My advice: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95764
_________

I was gonna link your post to this!

I will use your same chart put a few technical analysis indicators on it like RSI, MA and Volume and see if the model would have said buy or go short...

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-27 18:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 17:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My advice: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95764


Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very interesting story, Keep em coming.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure but I guess they do. This post is way under-rated.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:18:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for not being a stupid neanderthal sports fan just because everybody else does it

+2 for appreciating warren buffet

+2 for beating "the system"

+2 for bashing get rich quick scheme douchebags

Where is the +8 key?
________

Do they have get rich quick spruikers etc. in Germany?


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:18:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for not being a stupid neanderthal sports fan just because everybody else does it

+2 for appreciating warren buffet

+2 for beating "the system"

+2 for bashing get rich quick scheme douchebags

Where is the +8 key?
________

Do they have get rich quick spruikers etc. in Germany?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:40:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit, something to look forward to on Uber?

You sucked me right in...which not many people have been able to do in a long time.

Sweet.
_________

I lurked here for a long time and have read many of your posts, this is high praise indeed coming from you.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:02:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

funnier when you use other peoples names....



...but yeah when you can sum your life up in a jpeg...you need to go out and do more stuff
_____----

you fucking twat, when I did the last post from sicosemen you cried and -2'd it thinking it was him.





Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wang wesser roolz!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ray is such an idiot

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:02:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

funnier when you use other peoples names....



...but yeah when you can sum your life up in a jpeg...you need to go out and do more stuff

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
















YOU LOVE ME YOU REALLY LOVE ME

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit, something to look forward to on Uber?

You sucked me right in...which not many people have been able to do in a long time.

Sweet.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for Fine Malt Lyrics

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Every time I scroll past this, I read it as "Life Story of JayPeg."

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

get some class Sicosemen, this was good

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for not being a stupid neanderthal sports fan just because everybody else does it

+2 for appreciating warren buffet

+2 for beating "the system"

+2 for bashing get rich quick scheme douchebags

Where is the +8 key?

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is very interesting. Looking forward to subsequent parts.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:13:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:44:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

eat a shit

love

- sicosemen's alter
=-=-=-=
Contrary to what you believe these aren't me, but it is funny.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

next one pls

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

sweet

Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-01-26 10:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm interested.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Keep going cuz this seems pretty good.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:13:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:44:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

eat a shit

love

- sicosemen's alter


_____________
OH NOES MY PERFECT PLUS 2 DOWN THE DRAIN

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You get a +2 for educating Uber.

Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-01-26 09:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:44:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

eat a shit

love

- sicosemen's alter


Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

eat a shit

love

- sicosemen's alter

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 08:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO CAPITALISM WOO!

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:25:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

And in order to retal, wouldn't you have to do something first? No more heat from me, homo jones.
________

Yep, top marks for not giving me heat!

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:22:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Learn wit, learn funny. Remarkably, you know neither.
_________

you must have a great sense of humor, what the cock size and all

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And in order to retal, wouldn't you have to do something first? No more heat from me, homo jones.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Learn wit, learn funny. Remarkably, you know neither.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:12:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Does the wittle baby weally care about wittle watings? Atta baby, it's okay, you have a mommy to cwy to do...yes you do, yes you do, PEEK-A-BOO! Who's there? Who's there? Here I am! Atta baby, atta baby. Hush wittle baby don't you cwy...
________

Wow, I'm not sure what kind of fetish you call that, but you dressing up as my mother and treating me as a child really does nothing for me.

Sorry dude, I understand some people need to use role play to get in the mood but I'm just not interested though, keep the I'm a little bitch -2's coming though, if thats what you need to feel tough, or perhaps you could out me as a virgin!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Does the wittle baby weally care about wittle watings? Atta baby, it's okay, you have a mommy to cwy to do...yes you do, yes you do, PEEK-A-BOO! Who's there? Who's there? Here I am! Atta baby, atta baby. Hush wittle baby don't you cwy...

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-26 07:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:58:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

You seem to like my -2's because you use the same joke over and over again until it's funny to only you. I bet you were always the last one picked for kickball.
_________

hmmm...

Okay not really sure what you're getting at here pal. I don't think theres any jokes in this post and if there are I doubt I use them 'over and over again until its funny only to me'.


Unless you are just a petty little bitch who likes to retal minus 2, then I understand completely!

Please - don't feel the need to try and explain your -2's to me, you can just type something like

"-2 I'm-a-petty-retal-minus-two-bitch-who-doesn't-like you-because-you-made-a-post-about-me-sucking-off-frankthebear"


Or even


"-2 YOU PICKED ON ME WHEN I WAS BEING AUDITED FOR THE SECOND DAY AND I WARNED YOU I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH FAGS LIKE YOU BUT YET I STILL HAD TIME TO KEEP RATING HACE MORE RESPECT FOR AUDITING PROCEDURES YOU ARE UNORIGINAL ETC. I AM NOT GAY ITS PERFECTLY NATURAL TO HACE THESE FEELINGS ONCE IN A WHILE"



Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You seem to like my -2's because you use the same joke over and over again until it's funny to only you. I bet you were always the last one picked for kickball.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:44:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

okay im enthralled

--

Me too

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-26 06:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

okay im enthralled


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