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Submitted by DirtyHarry (View user info) at 2007-01-26 11:00:58 EST
Hello Uber, long time lurker first time poster here. I can still remember stumbling across the B@W web page, and never has anything tickled every one of my emotions all at the same time. Like a first time user of some high-powered drug, my first dose left me shaking and hugging my knees, rocking back and forth, screaming obscenities and laughing maniaclly at the same time. I needed more. I went back to the site and it was then I discovered the link to Ubersite - The Future of Media, as my mouse hovered over the link, I flashed back to when Morpheus offered Neo the red and blue pills. Needless to say, I slammed the red pill, clicked the link, and have been tumbling through Wonderland ever since.
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Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-08-29 17:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-08-26 23:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are better at lurking.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sweet!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-26 22:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.nowthatshumor.com/images/0090.jpg (SFW)
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-26 21:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and if I may add:
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
H3LO UBR LONG TIEM LURKER FIRST TIEM POSTER HER3!!!!!11 WTF LOL I CAN STIL REM3MBR STUMBLNG ACROS DA B@W WEB PAEG AND NEV3R HAS ANYTHNG TIKLED EV3RY ONA OF MAH EMOTIONS AL AT TEH SMA TIEM!1!!1!! OMG WTF LIEK A FIRST TIEM UESR OF SOM3 HIGH-POWARED DRUG MAH FIRST DOSE LEFT M3 SHAKNG AND HUGNG MAH KNES ROKNG BAK AND FORTH SCR3MNG OBSCENITEIS AND LAUGHNG MANIACLY AT DA SME TIEM!!11! OMG WTF LOL I NED3D MORE!!1!!!11 WTF LOL I W3NT BAK 2 TEH SIET AND IT WAS TH3N I DISCOV3R3D DA LINK 2 UBRSIET - DA FUTURE OF M3DIA AS MAH MOUES HOVER3D OV3R DA LINK I FLASH3D BAK 2 WHEN MORPHEUS OF3R3D N3O DA RED AND BLUE PILS!11!!1!! WTF NEDLES 2 SAY I SLMMAD TEH RAD PIL CLIKED TEH LINK AND HAEV B3N TUMBLNG THROUGH WONDERLAND EVAR SINCA!11!!1111 LOL
SHUT UP FAG
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
offset. Retal -2's are for losers.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You said you like my rewrite of some alter's post. Here's how you do it:
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha ha ha
....wait
.... no
...nm
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-27 01:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You poor bastard.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor bastard.
RUN! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die...
Never ever say anything like "first post""noob""newb""virgin-popping"
bad dog...
very bad dog
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. a matrix and alice in wonderland reference. you're just the cat's tits, aren't you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Better start kissing my ass immediately, Bozo.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:19:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
there is something addictive about this place.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite fulfils an essential desire in us all: to see a horse shit on half melted peeps.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-01-26 13:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Same thing here, bud.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is something addictive about this place.
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:15:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
a n00b with a 16K user ID?
OK.
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It seems 16k was the season to lurk and not post.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
" long time lurker first time poster here."
Obviously you learned nothing if this is your first post...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The first rule about Ubersite is never to write posts in praise of ubersite. Apathy is the new black. Etc etc.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how come god chicken can write in all caps but I can't?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was gay, and also homosexual.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
a n00b with a 16K user ID?
OK.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-26 12:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being around longer than I have.
P.S. this post sucks
Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh! An LTLFTP, Welcome!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:36:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For making my posts look good.
well.....not AS bad anyway.
--
hahahahah nice
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh no.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For making my posts look good.
well.....not AS bad anyway.
Submitted by JohnnyTruant (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
welcome to ubersite shitface
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.
-- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i build empires just so i can crumple them.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a n00b with a 16K user ID?
OK.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. I thought it was impossible to actually contribute *nothing*...
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders!
Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater
everyday, and --
Homer: The Springfield River!
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good luck. You know you can't go back right?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (View user info) at 2007-01-26 11:00:58
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Hello Uber, long time lurker first time poster here. I can still remember stumbling across the B@W web page, and never has anything tickled every one of my emotions all at the same time. Like a first time user of some high-powered drug, my first dose left me shaking and hugging my knees, rocking back and forth, screaming obscenities and laughing maniaclly at the same time. I needed more. I went back to the site and it was then I discovered the link to Ubersite - The Future of Media, as my mouse hovered over the link, I flashed back to when Morpheus offered Neo the red and blue pills. Needless to say, I slammed the red pill, clicked the link, and have been tumbling through Wonderland ever since.
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:04:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
H3LO UBR LONG TIEM LURKER FIRST TIEM POSTER HER3!!!!!11 WTF LOL I CAN STIL REM3MBR STUMBLNG ACROS DA B@W WEB PAEG AND NEV3R HAS ANYTHNG TIKLED EV3RY ONA OF MAH EMOTIONS AL AT TEH SMA TIEM!1!!1!! OMG WTF LIEK A FIRST TIEM UESR OF SOM3 HIGH-POWARED DRUG MAH FIRST DOSE LEFT M3 SHAKNG AND HUGNG MAH KNES ROKNG BAK AND FORTH SCR3MNG OBSCENITEIS AND LAUGHNG MANIACLY AT DA SME TIEM!!11! OMG WTF LOL I NED3D MORE!!1!!!11 WTF LOL I W3NT BAK 2 TEH SIET AND IT WAS TH3N I DISCOV3R3D DA LINK 2 UBRSIET - DA FUTURE OF M3DIA AS MAH MOUES HOVER3D OV3R DA LINK I FLASH3D BAK 2 WHEN MORPHEUS OF3R3D N3O DA RED AND BLUE PILS!11!!1!! WTF NEDLES 2 SAY I SLMMAD TEH RAD PIL CLIKED TEH LINK AND HAEV B3N TUMBLNG THROUGH WONDERLAND EVAR SINCA!11!!1111 LOL
SHUT UP FAG
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-26 11:04:21 EST (#)
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H3LO UBR LONG TIEM LURKER FIRST TIEM POSTER HER3!!!!!11 WTF LOL I CAN STIL REM3MBR STUMBLNG ACROS DA B@W WEB PAEG AND NEV3R HAS ANYTHNG TIKLED EV3RY ONA OF MAH EMOTIONS AL AT TEH SMA TIEM!1!!1!! OMG WTF LIEK A FIRST TIEM UESR OF SOM3 HIGH-POWARED DRUG MAH FIRST DOSE LEFT M3 SHAKNG AND HUGNG MAH KNES ROKNG BAK AND FORTH SCR3MNG OBSCENITEIS AND LAUGHNG MANIACLY AT DA SME TIEM!!11! OMG WTF LOL I NED3D MORE!!1!!!11 WTF LOL I W3NT BAK 2 TEH SIET AND IT WAS TH3N I DISCOV3R3D DA LINK 2 UBRSIET - DA FUTURE OF M3DIA AS MAH MOUES HOVER3D OV3R DA LINK I FLASH3D BAK 2 WHEN MORPHEUS OF3R3D N3O DA RED AND BLUE PILS!11!!1!! WTF NEDLES 2 SAY I SLMMAD TEH RAD PIL CLIKED TEH LINK AND HAEV B3N TUMBLNG THROUGH WONDERLAND EVAR SINCA!11!!1111 LOL
SHUT UP FAG