MySpace is a Goddamn hotbed of viruses and Worms! (888 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2007-01-26 14:36:16 EST
After spending a couple months on myspace, I've discovered it's infested. I'm pretty sure that everyone on myspace has a virus. I'm not kidding. For those of you that frequent their pages and think, "no, I could tell." Try this for starters. Remember when you fist signed up for an account and there were two bars on the first line next to your picture. It said, "edit profile/safe mode"... If you don't see "safe mode" then you got zapped, nigga. There's a virus either in your comp. or embedded in your profile. And that's just the sniffles: In the last week I've had my laptop hacked directly via a wireless modem while I was sitting in a coffe shop. I've had my hotmail accounts erased and my yahoo password changed. Yesterday, someone erased all the pictures on my laptop. I don;t know what to say. Anyone else getting this stuff when they use myspace? It needs to be quarentined and hosed with lime.
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:40:24 (#)
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I have seen this before.
From your reaction the core issue is obvious, and I'm afraid there is only one remedy.
Take your computer. Put it back in the box it came in. Take it back to the store you bought it from OR summon the delivery drones from Dell, and tell the minimum wage functionary you meet at the end of this process that this item MUST be returned. When they ask why summon all your internal reserves, look them straight in the eye and, like brand new AA member say, with a mixture of shame and pride, "I'm too stupid to own a computer."
Only then can your healing begin...
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GOLD
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:41:11 EST (#)
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Somebody must have hacked into this post and changed it around, because it makes you look like an idiot.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:40:24 EST (#)
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I have seen this before.
From your reaction the core issue is obvious, and I'm afraid there is only one remedy.
Take your computer. Put it back in the box it came in. Take it back to the store you bought it from OR summon the delivery drones from Dell, and tell the minimum wage functionary you meet at the end of this process that this item MUST be returned. When they ask why summon all your internal reserves, look them straight in the eye and, like brand new AA member say, with a mixture of shame and pride, "I'm too stupid to own a computer."
Only then can your healing begin...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-27 05:11:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:47:12 (#)
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here's the problem: you're retarded
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-01-27 01:12:43 EST (#)
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well that just fuckin sucks
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:31:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:31:46 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
I hope Uber's fearless leader doesn't mind but I'll be using this review myself for the next 48-182 hours.
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AH - HAH!
I was wondering where this came from.
um... carry on.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:58:27 EST (#)
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solution: suicide
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:54:04 EST (#)
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This is still here !?!?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:48:15 EST (#)
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how about you whine to Tom instead of spreading your stupididty via text onto this website?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:49:27 EST (#)
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Keep myspace on myspace.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:47:12 EST (#)
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here's the problem: you're on myspace.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:46:18 EST (#)
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Boohoo. Get security shit to protect yourself. I got a firewall, antivirus, multiple spyware protections making a nice tiny military to guard my pc.
I also made my profile on Myspace private now. EAT THAT BITCHES! :D
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:49:29 EST (#)
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What the piss?
If your computer has a virus, wipe it and get some AV software.
WHINGE WHINGE WHINGE.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:38:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:31:46 (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
I hope Uber's fearless leader doesn't mind but I'll be using this review myself for the next 48-182 hours.
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hahaha
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:37:58 EST (#)
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I'm starting to agree that myspace is for masochists.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:31:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
I hope Uber's fearless leader doesn't mind but I'll be using this review myself for the next 48-182 hours.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 EST (#)
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christ
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:26:23 EST (#)
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For spending even five minutes on MySpace, I hope you get a REAL virus - AIDS will work - and die, dickwad.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:35:05 EST (#)
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Yeah its infested with assholes like you bitch
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:32:44 EST (#)
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Yes, it is silly, and I act retarded. Maybe if more pretty women had sex with me when I walked up to them and said, "LOOK! OVER THERE! A _____" this wouldn't be a problem. Honestly, I blame Seizure inducing Cartoons from Japan.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:31:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:22:08 (#)
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I'm running Norton if you can see this. Bastards!
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ahahahahaahah Norton is a fucking disaster in and of itself
So is AOL 9.0 apparently. I find it quite amusing (and accurate) that it's been labeled as malware/spyware
http://stopbadware.org/reports/reportdisplay?reportname=aol082706
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:28:08 EST (#)
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whhhhaaaa whhhaaaa whhhaaaaa
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:22:08 EST (#)
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What's even funnier/scarrier than that is that right now, as I type, someon has hacked intop tehe computer I'm on and is watching what I say. No shit, I just had three icons poop up then disappear in the lower right bar, each time I looked at the bar they disappeared. Seriously, every time I log into my myspace account they tag me with a cookie or some shit and follow me around. They're watching me type or some shit. I'm running Norton if you can see this. Bastards!
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:13:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:47:45 (#)
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Oh yeah Foolproof!? Well, your mom is a hotbed for protein based ejaculates and unidentifiable vanerial diseases... and she makes shitty meat loaf after getting butt fucked.
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Hahahaha... +2 for this.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:11:49 EST (#)
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oh yeah, you gotta delete the red X's
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:11:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:47:45 (#)
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Oh yeah Foolproof!? Well, your mom is a hotbed for protein based ejaculates and unidentifiable vanerial diseases... and she makes shitty meat loaf after getting butt fucked.
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This doesn't change what I said about Myspace.
And my mom said to pick up your wallet.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:10:48 EST (#)
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yeah, go to "edit friends" and when you scroll around looking at your thousands of friends, if there are pictures that have a red X and say profile no longer exists. they's the haxors.
somebody told me that two days ago and i thought it was bullshit, sure enough, when i did it, i had some red X's to delete and then boom "safe mode" returned. try it out
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:05:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:43:59 (#)
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Myspace is also a hotbed of emo, faggots, and retards.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-26 15:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:44:00 (#)
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I don't use myspace because:
1. I am not a 13 yr old girl
2. I am not a pedophile
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:55:16 EST (#)
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dont use myspace, use http://www.tubgirl.com instead
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:53:21 EST (#)
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anti virus software - duh.
never had a problem.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:47:45 EST (#)
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Oh yeah Foolproof!? Well, your mom is a hotbed for protein based ejaculates and unidentifiable vanerial diseases... and she makes shitty meat loaf after getting butt fucked.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:46:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:44:00 (#)
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I don't use myspace because:
1. I am not a 13 yr old girl
2. I am not a pedophile
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I am one of these things, its up to you to figure out which.
Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:44:00 EST (#)
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I don't use myspace because:
1. I am not a 13 yr old girl
2. I am not a pedophile
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:43:59 EST (#)
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Myspace is also a hotbed of emo, faggots, and retards.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:42:10 EST (#)
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It's not myspace, it's you.
I've had an account there for quite some time and nothing is wrong with:
My profile
My machine at work
My laptop
My desktop
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:41:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:38:50 (#)
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I never had that problem, but then again I don't use myspace because it's a hotbed for losers.
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But remember, Jesus loves the little losers!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-26 14:38:50 EST (#)
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I never had that problem, but then again I don't use myspace because it's a hotbed for losers.
Thanks for the tip.