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Guide to Internet Dating (Vol. 1) (1671 hits)

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Rating: -0.3 on 101 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by 314159265358979 (View user info) at 2007-01-26 17:20:29 EST


Here is a link to the video course material: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYhCn0jf46U

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I heart fat chicks

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:50:11 (#)
Ranking: -1

This guy is way too picky for someone who has to turn to the Internet to meet women. There must be something wrong with him if he's having that much trouble meeting women in person.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I wanted to give this a negative 2, but the fact that you put so much time and effort into trying to be funny and ended up failing so miserably?

Well, that at least got a chuckle from me.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-28 20:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

why waste all the time and energy?

just get your ass out of the house
and away from the computer and actually
MEET real people.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not good.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hehe. Just drink your dinner, that's much more satisfying. Hehe.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:00:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yup. Only weekends. In other news, my turkey pot pie is almost done cooking.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 16:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yup. Only weekends. In other news, my turkey pot pie is almost done cooking.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:26:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

See a negative from a fucking retard like you not really a negative - I'm not here to entertain the likes of you. There are alot of people here like you.

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Oh its a negative. You will notice when you don't barf out shit I rate you accordingly.

This wasn't good. It has been done many times over - and as you have a shallow, unlikable way about you it makes this sort of commentary even more repulsive.


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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:42:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, at least some people still have a sense of humor and don't vote based on grudges and cliques...

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I have no grudge.


I just didn't like this post - or you.

>hugs<



Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you sure you only drink on the weekends...??

Oh yea well it is the weekend right now...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:46:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad...

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are definitely one of the funniest dude's here but in a way most people don't notice I think...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:45:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Not bad.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Not bad.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, at least some people still have a sense of humor and don't vote based on grudges and cliques...

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:30:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad...


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad...

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

See a negative from a fucking retard like you not really a negative - I'm not here to entertain the likes of you. There are alot of people here like you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:22:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually I've read enough here to conclude that in most cases a low rating is more flattering than a high one.

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haha... you go ahead and embrace that mentality if it makes you feel better about how much you suck.

You delusional fucking twerp.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually I've read enough here to conclude that in most cases a low rating is more flattering than a high one.

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haha... you go ahead and embrace that mentality if it makes you feel better about how much you suck.

You delusional fucking twerp.


Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ok then

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually I've read enough here to conclude that in most cases a low rating is more flattering than a high one.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:35:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're actually quite amusing.

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. I've posted worse. Lots worse.

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+2 then. See? It means nothing.


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-27 12:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this shit has definitely been done before.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 12:00:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Turn off the lights and you won't know the difference.


Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-27 07:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-27 07:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU RANGER

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-27 06:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go back to doing you're 'Cool Things' series, you suck at everything else.

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Again we see m.pi runningdown the female(ness)

And he still has a name that is synonymous wit PUSSY.

You piece o' pi' yer....



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 03:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:57:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm staying out of this. I'm only here to flirt with FG, Sac, Crystal, D_R, Mr. Berg, Bubba, and whomever else will talk to me.


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Lung

They tell me you're a dirty hippie.







That's kind of arousing.

Don't flirt with Danger. He gets all weird and then overplays his masculinity by making bounteous fart jokes.

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My day is made. And it was turning out to be such a shitty day.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:50:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm staying out of this. I'm only here to flirt with FG, Sac, Crystal, D_R, Mr. Berg, Bubba, and whomever else will talk to me.


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Lung

They tell me you're a dirty hippie.







That's kind of arousing.

Don't flirt with Danger. He gets all weird and then overplays his masculinity by making bounteous fart jokes.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're actually quite amusing.

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. I've posted worse. Lots worse.

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+2 then. See? It means nothing.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're actually quite amusing.

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You're only occasionally amusing.


Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're actually quite amusing.

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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:58:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. I've posted worse. Lots worse.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-27 02:01:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. I've posted worse. Lots worse.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Y halo thar Mr Berg. Is that how the kid's say it?

I'm going to finally read this post now.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And Lisa. She's growing on me. So are fungi. I've used this joke already.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Flirt.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not gay.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

gross

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm staying out of this. I'm only here to flirt with FG, Sac, Crystal, D_R, Mr. Berg, Bubba, and whomever else will talk to me.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 00:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

"...By the way you are probably [read definitely] ugly."

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"...By the way you are probably [read definitely] a fucking retard.


Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, you're exceptionally stupid... I can't believe you responded in such a serious nature to that. By the way you are probably [read definitely] ugly.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:50:11 (#)
Ranking: -1

This guy is way too picky for someone who has to turn to the Internet to meet women. There must be something wrong with him if he's having that much trouble meeting women in person. He's either fat, ugly, has really poor hygiene, is crazy, or has a shitty personality. Since lots of fat guys, ugly guys, and good-looking guys with shitty personalities have no problem getting girls, my guess is that he is some combination of ugly/crazy/smelly/fat/shitty personality, without the good-looking.

Be honest, you only turned to the Internet because, like the fat girl who misleads with artfully-shot photos, you are trying to hold off on the personal meeting as long as possible, hoping that you can use some trickery to hook an unsuspecting person. You need to be realistic about your own shortcomings and stop being so picky. If you don't stop aiming for women who are out of your league, you will never get any pussy. At least not for free, anyway.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This guy is way too picky for someone who has to turn to the Internet to meet women. There must be something wrong with him if he's having that much trouble meeting women in person. He's either fat, ugly, has really poor hygiene, is crazy, or has a shitty personality. Since lots of fat guys, ugly guys, and good-looking guys with shitty personalities have no problem getting girls, my guess is that he is some combination of ugly/crazy/smelly/fat/shitty personality, without the good-looking.

Be honest, you only turned to the Internet because, like the fat girl who misleads with artfully-shot photos, you are trying to hold off on the personal meeting as long as possible, hoping that you can use some trickery to hook an unsuspecting person. You need to be realistic about your own shortcomings and stop being so picky. If you don't stop aiming for women who are out of your league, you will never get any pussy. At least not for free, anyway.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

g'day then

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

By the way, how far is Brisbane from Sydney?
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far enough. And no thank you, I do not want a shitty job, I already have one. I am going for my mid-afternoon nap, having just woken from my early afternoon one.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Stoners do well in my business.

Snark, you wanna shitty job?

D_R, you wanna shitty job?

By the way, how far is Brisbane from Sydney? I'm thinking of getting away from all of the fucktards here and moving in with my brother. He says most Australians prefer wine over beer, though. I find that hard to believe. He's an elitist.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:05:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Snark's canaidian - they don't work.

[whispers] stoners.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Snark. You wanna shitty job?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

or did you hire Snark?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh I get it. Forgive me for being slow.

You have no idea about the pool of applicants.

Hey Rad. You wanna shitty job?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you know, the fucktard.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rad?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 23:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So how's rad working out for you lungfish?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

For more of my blog entries, please visit: www.stfudannyfrazier.com.

(Yes, Homer, it's a joke. Not funny. Nonetheless.)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm tired of all the fucktards. What is wrong with America?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 22:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

but I'm getting there. In other news, I had to hire a fucktard today.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't read it. I'm not drunk yet.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Helpful and informative.

Thanks, fella.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hi

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 21:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAR-HAR MYSPACE IS EMO FRIESFOR3

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pff, you don't like girls.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

forensic- check your myspace

oh yeah this sucked

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM YOU ASSHOLES

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

YOU WOULD NEED A 64BIT OPERATING SYSTEM TO RUN A PROGRAM POWERFUL ENOUGH TO 'SHOP BONNIES FAT BUTT I THINK THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED VISTA 'VISTA' SO THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR HER MASSIVE ARSE

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PHOTOSHOP WOULDN'T WORK ON BONNIE HEY METHOD

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

4 WHOLE CHICKENS, A BUCKET OF MASHED POTATOES, AND 8 ENTENMANNS CAKES ARE NOT "BALANCED" BY A 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE, FATTY

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SHUT UP YOU MASSIVE FATTY STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have no idea. 'camwhore'.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

2 Butt-Burglers arguing below

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

But you DO admit that I'm the modern day Adonis, right?

HAH! I WIN! ALE AND WENCHES FOR ALL

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The Adonis thing was 'caustic', Method, I was.... sorry, caustic is a two syllable word, they don't use those in Crete - only knives..... let's just say I didn't actually mean that I thought the author was Adonis. i'm sorry for suggesting you may have an alter.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And no, I don't have any alters, jesus

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You said "Adonis" - naturally I assumed you were talking to me.

My apologies, faggot

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:31:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU CRETAN I'M ADDRESSING THE AU...T...hor....... method do you have an alter?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh wait, you weren't talking to me.

I'm going to sit in the corner and think about what I've done.

Please go easy on me

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You, on the other hand, called it a hideous disfigurement. Who's the judgemental asshole now?

Smooches!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not making fun of anyone, I'm merely stating the truth. I in no way, shape or form ridiculed his autism. I just said that people here pity him for it. Was I lying?



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Only dead sexy people like myself can make posts deriding other peoples hideous disfigurements. *You*, cannot - it smacks of niggers in glasshouses and calling stones black. (stay out of this Kracka)

-2 Adonis.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeffrey, you seem to be under some sort of assumption that you have a fan club around here. You don't. No one gives a fuck if you post or not, and the ones that +2 you only pity you because you're autistic.


Submitted by jlocke (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who knew? [url=http://media.putfile.com/01-we-feel-fine]Click here to watch 01-we-feel-fine[/url]

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Alrightly then, I won't post any shiny animations anytime soon. :) Everyone can thank Method for his suggestion(s). I am quite sure many of you will thank Method, in a... 'Not very special' way, perhaps?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-26 20:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Electro hate below


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No skin off my back, shit-tard, I'd rather you didn't post. It'll save me the trouble of scrubbing my eyes out with bleach.

So yeah, don't post. You'll be doing me a huge favor.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why, thank you for answering Method. That was a mighty quick response.

Too bad that all attempts so far, have failed. :) Oh, try try retry again.

*cue The Price Is Right theme*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes Jeffrey, yes it is

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, Is this your people's way of trying to make me make a post?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-26 19:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is it shitty post Friday?

Did I miss a memo?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh god, there's a second volume coming?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-26 18:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

christ

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I see your point, but honestly I like the bigger girls. 50-38-36? That's a big set of tits and fat ass! Sign me up!! That plus-sized model girl has a cute face too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into massively obsese, but a little junk in the trunk never hurt anyone! Besides, I'm pretty sure no amount of photoshopping is going make a 250 kg woman look svelt.


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well it's all in good fun but there is an eliminate of truth..

50 is the hips 36 is the tits... that's one giant pear!

_____________________

That may be a problem then. I'd have to investigate the ass further before making a final determination.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

my wife is 5'5" and she weighs in at about 105 lbs.

her picture is here on uber a few times.

i'm not sure you'll find it though, as you couldn't find the million fucking examples of people bitching about myspace poses online.



also, the defense that i would claim that look to be unhealthy because i have a fat or ugly wife or girlfriend is pretty neat psychology on your part professor. does calling somebody gay mean you secretly want to suck their dick? you're a fucking idiot halfwit troll.

it is unhealthy to be in that shape. there are medical facts to back this up. nobody should be 5' 9" and weigh under 100 lbs. you body starts to consume itself.

don't be a dickhead

and in the future, call me sir when you address me.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well it's all in good fun but there is an eliminate of truth..

50 is the hips 36 is the tits... that's one giant pear!

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

I see your point, but honestly I like the bigger girls. 50-38-36? That's a big set of tits and fat ass! Sign me up!! That plus-sized model girl has a cute face too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into massively obsese, but a little junk in the trunk never hurt anyone! Besides, I'm pretty sure no amount of photoshopping is going make a 250 kg woman look svelt.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:40:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

For -2ing Blitz_Bob's religion post.

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Well that's mature.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see your point, but honestly I like the bigger girls. 50-38-36? That's a big set of tits and fat ass! Sign me up!! That plus-sized model girl has a cute face too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into massively obsese, but a little junk in the trunk never hurt anyone! Besides, I'm pretty sure no amount of photoshopping is going make a 250 kg woman look svelt.

Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For -2ing Blitz_Bob's religion post.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Somebody has a fat girlfriend or wife - those are the only types that refer legitimately hot chicks as "malnourished" well that and the fat girlfriends and wives. LOL.

" also, this has been done on uber before and done better "

I searched and did not find it.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:26:14 (#)
Ranking: -2

not all women are supermodels. not all women should want to be supermodels.

the malnourished look is disgusting.

i am in a fucking bad mood and your post didn't help matters any.

just fuck off.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you yourself are ugly, stupid, and inept, I don't think you have a whole hell of a lot of room to be that picky.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

not all women are supermodels. not all women should want to be supermodels.

the malnourished look is disgusting.

i am in a fucking bad mood and your post didn't help matters any.

just fuck off.




also, this has been done on uber before and done better

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow



I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer