The Shit List: All the assholes who I hate including Shlongy Method Harbinger Homer42 and others (769 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -1.27 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (View user info) at 2007-01-27 13:47:36 EST
Alright, a lot of you have been slamming me lately. I don't know why. You're all a bunch of cock suckers (well, those who have -2'd me, anyway). Therefore, I have made a Shit List, chronicling all the fucking assholes who cannot recognize my undying awesomenss. If you're not on it, you're cool.
Shlongy - He's an old man with a fucking small dick and has a low rating and he's just not funny.
Method - A stupid fucking Greek fucker who sells dildos and Vaseline to old gay men. STFU, Caesar.
Harbinger - Stupid asshole with only three posts and a huge asshole like Goatse. Cocksucker.
homer42 - Or should I say homo42, lol. He ejaculates prune juice and rapes children.
i_can_get_you_a_toe - Hey, buddy, point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
hour_man - That's why you're called Hour Man - you only can masturbate for one hour before realizing how pathetic you are.
lungfish - Dickfuckcock who thinks it's funny to fuckshit around on my posts.
JonnyX - A perverted old man who fists niggaz.
inion_de_trua - Vapid incestuous cunt whose only decent post isn't even fucking capitalized.
scourge - Asshole cockmeister who likes to lick big dicks like popsicles and masturbates to recordings of bird calls.
hot_pocket - More like snot_pocket, hahaha, he sodomizes himself with lightsabers and his garbage disposal.
CaptainThorns - Likes to fist babies and then envelope them in his rectum and swallow them with his butt.
Bickerstaff - More like Dickerstaff. He's horribly overrated and probably has anal threesomes every hour of every day.
Maltese - Unoriginal cunt who fucks his hand over and over again until he spews anal fluid all over pedestrians.
~~~SPECIAL SHIT LIST SECTION~~~
This section of the Shit List is dedicated entirely to Foolproof, the biggest shithole of them all. He -2ed all of my posts so I -2ed some of his back, then he -2ed mine so much again until he got them off the front page. I don't know exactly how he did that. If someone knows, please tell me how he did it so I can take his posts off the front page too. Fucking cunt shit dick motherfucking asshole cunt fuck dick shitter.
~~~SPECIAL SECTION OVER~~~
There you go. The definitive collection of assholes. Hope you enjoyed it (except for the people on the list, you assholes).
User Reviews
Submitted by CouldNotThinkOfAName (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop whining bitch. It will only incur more -2's
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This actually got a few lols outta me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think your hot!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...it still sucks, but it is rather amusing in it's nerdly ire.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't possibly negatively rate a post I enjoy so much now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-04 04:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:03:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
A list of assholes, and I was not included?
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hehheh
+2 me, I'm harmless, Rob Berg says so.
But it doesnt change the fact that I would rather have violent diarrhea than ever see one of your vacuous posts again.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-28 19:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-28 18:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't bother(-2)
Need I say more?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-28 18:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
also you are obsessed with anal.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-28 18:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i am not vapid or incestuous.
caesars were romans.
u r speshul.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 me
i don't even know who you are. if i said something offensive to you here, you deserved it. no doubt about it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method - A stupid fucking Greek fucker who sells dildos and Vaseline to old gay men. STFU, Caesar.
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Caesar?? You are truly retarded
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My own little section?
*tears well*
I have so many people to thank! First of all, this fuckwit for taking time from his life to give to me. Second, Method(s), Shlongy, JonnyX, inion, scourge, maltese...I couldn't have done this without you!
I love you all!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for diatribe, whiner post. Don't feel TOO bad, I auto -2 all ass kiss posts also.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:24:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey ! I'm a constant source of heavy bullshit and unnecessary comments , and did't make that fucking list ? You dissappointment me deeply . All newbies have to slime up to the usual dickheads , and all slime up to THE BART .
Let that sink in :
all slime up to THE BART !
,as is good Uber tradition .
Now return to the ghetto , we are finished .
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
minustwolightsabersandgarbagedisposals
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
poptarts
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is Bickerstaff's alter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here ya go, Rob. Isaac doesn't say much in his reviews. It's all in the posts...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Bickerstaff
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I suck cocks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:43:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, read some Bickerstaff and you'll see where he got the reputation.
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Judging from the company he is keeping in that there list - I'd probably rather enjoy his work.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(alter)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob, read some Bickerstaff and you'll see where he got the reputation.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:38:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit: I had a chance to take this off the front page and I dropped it (a la Reche Caldwell).
Let's start a NEW run on -2's for Senor Eatsdickalot here.
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Why not? Why not, indeed?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A more accurate list:
Shlongy - Cranky asshole. Highly amusing.
Method - Fantastic.
Harbinger - heh.
homer42 - Frustrating dickhead.
i_can_get_you_a_toe - Harmless.
hour_man - (Can masturbate for one hour? Cool.)
lungfish - My favorite hippie cowboy.
JonnyX - Chickenshit self-important retard.
inion_de_trua - a rather enjoyable cunt.
scourge - So cool he craps 'awesome'.
hot_pocket - Sporadically entertaining.
CaptainThorns - (How does the good cap'n make a hate list? Strange.)
Bickerstaff - Don't know him.
Maltese - Smart kid. Occasionally annoying as fuck.
Foolproof - Existentially Diggable.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit: I had a chance to take this off the front page and I dropped it (a la Reche Caldwell).
Let's start a NEW run on -2's for Senor Eatsdickalot here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another "Top of a List" moment for Shlongy!!!
I fucking RULE.
PS. You're a goddamned idiot.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Add me to your list, Mr. Alter Asshole.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm cool!
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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You stupid fuck. Someone is winning and it isn't you.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-27 15:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No wonder you are bitch with a black eye.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess I'll jump on the bandwagon.
-2
haha
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another list I'm glad I didn't make.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A list of assholes, and I was not included?
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont get it
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fantastic!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-01-27 14:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please add me to your list, cunt.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo hoo I made a list.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-27 13:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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