Who's Who: Alter Edition 2007 (1851 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-27 21:26:42 EST
I've had this project on my mind for a few months now. Last night, my insomnia-riddled brain decided I had nothing better to do at 3 AM so I made this over the course of an hour in the middle of the night. I hope you all like it. My major sources were:
Axolotl's Uberhistory series, 2003-2006:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84763 (NSFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84904 (NSFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84953
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96936
Sphagnum's "Expose Your Alter Here" post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935
So, without further ado, I present to you, the Ubersite community, the definitive guide to alters:
WHO'S WHO: ALTER EDITION 2007
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The following is a list of Ubersite alters whose owners are known, as well as links to the evidence of ownership. It also contains descriptions of each alter and links to their user pages and their current status. This is the status key:
Active - Is currently not banned and has been used to write a post or a review within the last three months.
Not Active - Any account that is not banned but has not been used to write a post or a review in the last three months.
Banned - Alters that have been crushed by Bart-Bart due to extreme douchebaggery.
ACIDMAN (http://www.ubersite.com/u/acidman)
Owner: sg11588
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73975
Description: An attempt to create the shittiest possible posts. So bad they're good.
Status: Banned
AGENT_SMITH (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Agent_Smith)
Owners: Sideburns, then polyamorousaj
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905826
Description: An account claiming to be Agent Smith of Matrix fame. Mostly used for bashing other users.
Status: Not Active
AMORPHOUS (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Amorphous)
Owner: Axolotl
Evidence: Signed confession at http://www.ubersite.com/m/96936
Description: A clone of another alter who did the same, Transformer, this alter impersonated other users to a frightening degree of accuracy. Probably one of the most elaborate alters on this site.
Status: Banned
ARTHUR_DENT (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Arthur_Dent)
Owner: apollo88
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93204#2146500
Description: An alter named after the main character in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It actually posted some decent stuff. Also used to double-rate posts that Apollo either extremely loved or hated.
Status: Active
ARTMALONE03 (http://www.ubersite.com/u/artmalone03)
Owner: stok
Evidence: Common sense
Description: An account made so that stok could post twice in one day and +2 his own posts.
Status: Not Active
BEATJUNKY (http://www.ubersite.com/u/beatjunky)
Owner: CHR15
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905467
Description: A potpourri-type alter account, which means that it is not simply an alter with a single style or purpose.
Status: Banned
BOKINSMOWLS (http://www.ubersite.com/u/bokinsmowls)
Owner: Darko, then Maltese
Evidence: My confession
Description: An alter I obtained from Darko in September 2006 over Gabbly and used to post some horrible shit for the fun of it. Darko made the first post, then I made the rest.
Status: Banned
BORT (http://www.ubersite.com/u/bort)
Owner: Ingsoc
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1912640
Description: A bunch of random shit.
Status: Banned
CABARETGIRL (http://www.ubersite.com/u/CabaretGirl)
Owner: Method
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905534 (only the first few are real)
Description: A stereotypical dumb blonde who also misspelled a lot of stuff. Also the subject of an extremely famous TMI interview with TigerLilly, which was one of the first posts that I read.
Status: Banned
CAROLRICHARDS (http://www.ubersite.com/u/carolrichards)
Owners: Degreeless_Capibara, polyamorousaj, and professorfuckface
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/63818
Description: A conservative feminist from hell, posting about how Uber was obscene and contained too many curse words. She came back after a three-month break, eventually going out in a blaze of NSFW glory.
Status: Banned
CHARLTON_H (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Charlton_H)
Owner: Jack_McCallum
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97412#2269894
Description: Emulates the actor Charleton Heston, specifically his role as Moses in The Ten Commandments.
Status: Active
CHRIST (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Christ)
Owner: Ingsoc
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1912640
Description: An extremely prolific alter account and one of Uber's most memorable alters. Mostly a bunch of random stuff.
Status: Banned
CLAYMATION_DUDE (http://www.ubersite.com/u/claymation_dude)
Owner: CHR15
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905467
Description: Made a post about political incorrectness and was banned for another post without an NSFW tag.
Status: Banned
DARKNESSOVERLORD (http://www.ubersite.com/u/darknessoverlord)
Owner: sg11588
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73975
Description: An extremely short-lived alter.
Status: Banned
EXPOSED (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Exposed)
Owner: sicosemen
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/89226
Description: Posted a bunch of disgusting pictures, most notably a ton of animal genitalia.
Status: Not Active
FEETY (http://www.ubersite.com/u/feety)
Owner: Orgasmatron
Evidence: Common sense
Description: A fetus with gansta poetry skillz.
Status: Active
FRANK_CUSHION (http://www.ubersite.com/u/frank_cushion)
Owner: erosion_rules
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905279
Description: Went on a 36-hour posting rampage, posting six times about various topics.
Status: Banned
FULL_FRONTAL (http://www.ubersite.com/u/full_frontal)
Owner: retrospect
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905412
Description: A psychopathic person and a Hollywood reporter.
Status: Not Active
GRANDMA_PUDDIN (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Grandma_Puddin)
Owner: Sideburns
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1913722
Description: An old woman who also loves bashing other users.
Status: Not Active
HAPPY-TREE-FRIEND (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Happy-Tree-Friend)
Owner: Asylem
Evidence: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Happy-Tree-Friend
Description: He would create posts with hit-grabbing titles which would always end up containing a picture of the Ha Ha Rabbit. He also would change his external name to impersonate other users. He was also created so that Asylem could +2 his own posts.
Status: Banned
HARBINGER (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Harbinger)
Owner: Method
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96936
Description: Another one of Method's infinite number of alters.
Status: Active
INCOHERENCY (http://www.ubersite.com/u/incoherency)
Owner: Circe
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905322
Description: Posted a story about how she selfishly ruined her ex-husband's wedding and traumatized her daughter for life in the process. Also produced another post that seems more like something Vermin would post.
Status: Not Active
IMMYGIRL1 (http://www.ubersite.com/u/immygirl1)
Owner: Degreeless_Capibara
Evidence: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=immygirl1&cutoff=1
Description: A 13-year-old black girl who types in IM speak and posts about being continually raped by an older boy named "Mike".
Status: Banned
JEWBACCA (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Jewbacca)
Owner: Sideburns
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1913722
Description: A failed attempt to continue Jewtoast.
Status: Not Active
JEWTOAST (http://www.ubersite.com/u/JewToast)
Owner: Method
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905534 (only the first few are real)
Description: An extremely Jewish lawyer stereotype. One of Uber's most cherished alters.
Status: Banned
KWAME_JOHNSON (http://www.ubersite.com/u/kwame_johnson)
Owner: apollo88
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93204#2146495
Description: Used by Apollo to rate posts more than once.
Status: Active
LITTLEMISS69 (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Littlemiss69)
Owner: Method
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905534 (only the first few are real)
Description: A user who claimed to be female and wrote in annoying IM speak, but not as extensively as immygirl1. Banned after making a post claiming that Gibberish gave her cancer.
Status: Banned
MR.TINKLE (http://www.ubersite.com/u/mr.tinkle)
Owner: spedmonkey, then sg11588
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73975
Description: An account claiming to be some sort of 3-year-old child with horrible spelling. Spedmonkey made the first post before giving it over to sg11588. It also emulated comicbookguy, creating one of my favorite posts of all time: Taco Bell sour cream is made of semen (http://www.ubersite.com/m/73068)
Status: Banned
NIGGA (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Nigga)
Owner: Sideburns
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1913722
Description: A stereotypical "gangsta" black man.
Status: Not Active
NRA (http://www.ubersite.com/u/NRA)
Owner: badassmofo
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905400
Description: A spoof of the average American patriot.
Status: Not Active
PAINT_IT_BLACK (http://www.ubersite.com/u/paint_it_black)
Owner: Whoever owned georgemichael
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533
Description: An emo 17-year-old girl who claimed to be a lesbian and posted fuckloads of emo poetry. Eventually revealed to be georgemichael, he founded the Superfriends, of which I soon took over after his banning and broke it up for the good of Ubersite.
Status: Banned
POLOBOIGC (http://www.ubersite.com/u/PoloboiGC)
Owner: Unknown, possibly WillZone or MickGinny
Evidence: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=PoloboiGC&cutoff=1
Description: A homophobic and misogynistic jock, as well as one of Uber's most prolific alters. He posted the infamous "Fuck nerds, jocks get what they want because they deserve it", which at the time of this writing has 681 reviews.
Status: Not Active
PSMITH (http://www.ubersite.com/u/PSmith)
Owner: aollo88
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93204#2146498
Description: Mostly used for -2ing posts that Apollo feels need extra "treatment".
Status: Active
REJECTED (http://www.ubersite.com/u/rejected)
Owner: forthewin
Evidence: Similar styles in the drawings and sense of humor - plus he admitted it to me over MSN Messenger.
Description: Posted quite odd black-and-white comics that are actually pretty hilarious, most notably a cartoon about eating babies. Personally, I think forthewin should have posted these on his main account.
Status: Not Active
R.P.MCMURPHY (http://www.ubersite.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)
Owner: MickGinny
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/8940
Description: Made posts in the style of R.P. McMurphy, the main character in the 1975 film One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Status: Not Active
SHADOWFACSIMILE (http://www.ubersite.com/u/shadowFacsimile)
Owner: Sphagnum and others
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905278
Description: A shared account that Sphagnum owned with other unidentified users. The posts usually centered around other Uberusers.
Status: Not Active
THEANTIBART (http://www.ubersite.com/u/TheAntiBart)
Owner: Method
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905534 (only the first few are real)
Description: The site's 10,000th user, who posted a rant/story/insane babbling, written in an enigmatic combination of leetspeak and IM-speak, as well as posting a picture of Keyzer Soze. He was banned almost immediately. About to be rebirthed through the 30,000th user, TheAntiMethod.
Status: Banned
THE_MENZATRON_PERSUASION (http://www.ubersite.com/u/The_Menzatron_Persuasion)
Owner: Ingsoc
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1912640
Description: A bunch of weird shit, ranging from Mr.Tinkle-like childishness to serving as an account to continue one of Ingsoc's other alters, known as "Christ".
Status: Banned
TRU_DAT (http://www.ubersite.com/u/tru_dat)
Owner: CHR15
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905467
Description: A continuation of CHR's beatjunky alter, with a post about Caulaincourt.
Status: Banned
TWENTYK (http://www.ubersite.com/u/TwentyK)
Owner: NetProphet
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905345
Description: The 20,000th user. I would have never suspected it was even an alter in the first place.
Status: Not Active
UBERSITEMAKESMYPENISTEMBLE (http://www.ubersite.com/u/ubersitemakesmypenistemble)
Owner: BuckeyesTHEGAME
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905444
Description: A "review-only" account. Apparently Tom forgot an "r" when he registered it.
Status: Not Active
VEGANZOMBIE (http://www.ubersite.com/u/VeganZombie)
Owner: Awko
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1908717
Description: A simple pun made into an account.
Status: Not Active
VOMITOXIN_AKA_CYST_MASTER (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master)
Owner: EchoBoxing
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85935#1905549
Description: Created by EchoBoxing as a sort of sick tribute to The_Cyst_Master.
Status: Banned
WOODYALLEN (http://www.ubersite.com/u/woodyallen)
Owner: sg11588
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/u/woodyallen
Description: An account claiming to be the famous comedian Woody Allen. Also a parody of MichaelJackson, substituting "Shalom!" for "Shamone!". Mwahahaha.
Status: Banned
ZEROBOOTFUCK (http://www.ubersite.com/u/ZeroBootFuck)
Owner: Method, then professorfuckface
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96936
Description: Originally registered by Method in June 2005, it was given to PFF in January 2006 who then made a post insinuating that Bart's dad was fucked to death by a horse. Both ZeroBootFuck and PFF were banned for this stunt. PFF came back after a month or so.
Status: Banned
INDEX
apollo88 - Arthur_Dent, kwame_johnson, Psmith
Asylem - Happy-Tree-Friend
Awko - VeganZombie
Axolotl - Amorphous
badassmofo - NRA
BuckeyesTHEGAME - ubersitemakesmypenistemble
CHR15 - beatjunky, claymation_dude, tru_dat
Circe - incoherency
Darko - bokinsmowls
Degreeless_Capibara - carolrichards, immygirl1
EchoBoxing - Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master
erosion_rules - Frank_Cushion
forthewin - rejected
georgemichael - paint_it_black
Ingsoc - Bort, Christ, The_Menzatron_Persuasion
Jack_McCallum - Charlton_H
Maltese - bokinsmowls
Method - CabaretGirl, Harbinger, JewToast, Littlemiss69, TheAntiBart, ZeroBootFuck
MickGinny - R.P.McMurphy
NetProphet - TwentyK
Orgasmatron - feety
polyamorousaj - Agent_Smith, carolrichards,
professorfuckface - carolrichards
retrospect - full_frontal
sicosemen - Exposed
sg11588 - acidman, darknessoverlord, mr.tinkle, woodyallen
Sideburns - Agent_Smith, Grandma_Puddin, Jewbacca, Nigga
Sphagnum - ShadowFacsimile
stok - artmalone03
WillZone (most likely) - PoloboiGC
Thank you and good night. Tell me who I've missed in the reviews.
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an alter?
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-02-05 18:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-01 03:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oxygen thiefs below me
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you rad
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who was Spanish_Class, the best alter ever?
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how could you possibly have forgotten me?
:(
I am D_R
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-31 02:26:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this:
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
and before this account gets banned again i would like to state that its been quite enjoyable every month or so when i look back here and see that im still a cult icon to all you people.
i still remember when i first went to google and typed in 'rabbit', saw this stupid picture of a rabbit and decided to copy paste it in to posts to piss off bart. i never knew it would spawn so much.
the surrealness of 2 years later seeing some girl i never met in a country i barely knew making biscuits in the shape of the catchphrase i had invented was quite incredible >>>>(i think it was coley) <<<
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Fuck yeah, that was me. Check it.
(god I'm a loser)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82397
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NRA was a shared alter. So were several others.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aha yeah i agree with both points.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:08:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
and before this account gets banned again i would like to state that its been quite enjoyable every month or so when i look back here and see that im still a cult icon to all you people.
i still remember when i first went to google and typed in 'rabbit', saw this stupid picture of a rabbit and decided to copy paste it in to posts to piss off bart. i never knew it would spawn so much.
the surrealness of 2 years later seeing some girl i never met in a country i barely knew making biscuits in the shape of the catchphrase i had invented was quite incredible (i think it was coley)
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So this 'alter' started haha rabbit?
that is kinda cool... in a strangely pathetic sort of way.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
good to see your still comedy method, guess staying on this site for what like 5 years now? has made you pretty good at it.
btw im thinking of having an ubercon would u liek to come?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, you're probably right ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually im guessing from your little hissy fit there that at least one person remembers most of it =P
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:03:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:20:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmm, actually, no one gives a fuck, no one gave a fuck, and no one really remembers all the retarded shit you're talking about.
id say the 500 posts made about me in my absence disagree method. and im just setting the record straight because this post (yes yet another one about me) is wrong.
and it isnt just that noone remembers, but noone even knew. thats why im saying it now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:02:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone using an alter(s) is a pussy and a coward. Grow a fucking spine and post it under your own name. """
OKAY - YOU ARE AN UGLY SKINNY RETARDED BITCH WHO ADDS NO VALUE WHATSOEVER TO THIS SITE/EARTH.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmm, actually, no one gives a fuck, no one gave a fuck, and no one really remembers all the retarded shit you're talking about.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and before this account gets banned again i would like to state that its been quite enjoyable every month or so when i look back here and see that im still a cult icon to all you people.
i still remember when i first went to google and typed in 'rabbit', saw this stupid picture of a rabbit and decided to copy paste it in to posts to piss off bart. i never knew it would spawn so much.
the surrealness of 2 years later seeing some girl i never met in a country i barely knew making biscuits in the shape of the catchphrase i had invented was quite incredible (i think it was coley)
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I LOVE AXOLOTL because Amorphous came up with the line "My lovely lady rape!" :)
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY-TREE-FRIEND (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Happy-Tree-Friend)
Owner: Asylem
Evidence: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Happy-Tree-Friend
Description: He would create posts with hit-grabbing titles which would always end up containing a picture of the Ha Ha Rabbit. He also would change his external name to impersonate other users. He was also created so that Asylem could +2 his own posts.
Status: Banned
JUST FOR THE RECORD... THIS IS INCORRECT
the original acct, 10c7c was in a flamewar with asylem at the time, and had the HTF acct already created.
when asylem got 10c7c banned by pleading to bart, the HTF acct was used to harass asylem, which explains why i continually rated her.
the following accts were run by me:
10c7c
Happy-Tree-Friend
Thirty Four Eggs
2004dreaming
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:15:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:01:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, you have no life.
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Says the religious pussy who spends all his time writing Phantom of the Alter.
You are such a goddamned hypocrite it's unbelievable.
Do you enjoy using your savior's name as an exclamation point to insult a person on the internet for doing the same thing you do?
What a moron.
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Just shut the fuck up and post something, nancypants.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it sucked though.
I was drinking a lot then.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had agent_smith for at least one post.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:01:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, you have no life.
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Says the religious pussy who spends all his time writing Phantom of the Alter.
You are such a goddamned hypocrite it's unbelievable.
Do you enjoy using your savior's name as an exclamation point to insult a person on the internet for doing the same thing you do?
What a moron.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-01-30 02:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Best alter ever: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Krautski
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was just the patsy/red herring for carolrichards. I knew it was squattail so I left comments to throw people off.
And Agent Smith was probably the most shared alter on Uber. I signed up for the account, Sideburns had the first post, then it was a collaboration after that with Method, Degreeless, bargled, squattail and Sideburns.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remembered the password for mine! :D
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, you have no life.
You missed the two alters I had, both in 2006:
Hot_For_Teacher - banned after about a week
PokeyMen - I gave this up of my own free will, Apollo owns it now
And I'll never use another one again...it was a big fucking waste of time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-29 02:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alters are gay.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignorant chickenshit below.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anyone using an alter(s) is a pussy and a coward. Grow a fucking spine and post it under your own name.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for this
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
All righty then... picture this if you will... 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kreme's in my "need-to-know" pose just outside of Area 51, contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when just then a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkinstocks, had me yelling only "fuckin' shit!"
Then the X-File being, looking like some kinda blue-green Jackie Chan, with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, did a slow-mo Matrix decent outta the butt end of the banana vessel, and hovered above my bug eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was, "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants!"
So light in his way, like an apparition, that he had me crying out... "Fuck me!" It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me. Got me seeing E-muthafuckin-T!
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the chosen one. The one who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it, and a warning for those who do not." Me! The chosen one. They chose me! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school!!
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means. Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See, my heart is pounding, because this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe right now.
It was so real. Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sorta terrified. I don't wanna be alone while I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing, because this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe right now.
You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said. See, the Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in. Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position... such a heavy burden now to be The One, born to bear and bring to a.ll the details of our ending, to write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen. Shit the bed again. Typical.
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Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-01-28 20:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe is also Bickerstaff.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 19:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
RAD!??
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-28 19:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Transformer is pff, thorpe, or D-R
Baking_Lady is Rad1101, he's admitted it int he past.
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maltese is my alter
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:22:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
good grief..
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Baking Lady is not Munkeypants..unless someone gave her an alter for Christmas.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good grief..
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-28 16:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
whom is transformer, or baking_Lady, and why?
Transformer is ETS, Baking Lady is Munkeypants.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who baking_Lady is.
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woah, good work dick tracy.
spaz.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admire the amount of energy you put into this. Really. You missed a few of course, but then that's inevitable.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot my alter, one of the more memorable of 2006.
Of course, it's inactive now.
Oh and...When I first joined, I also had an alter that stirred up some heat. Also inactive. I don't think I know the password for that one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-28 10:45:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Again below we see the tiny bald man talking tough sex talk like the secret gay in the high stool locker room bragging about all the puffy he has got. We can see trough you Slongy.
I'm sure you're looking hard at my dick, Danny, you fucking reject.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 effort, get a life
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I know who baking_Lady is.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:46:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
whom is transformer, or baking_Lady, and why?
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I thought "they" were different people?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-28 12:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
A waste of time and incorrect. Exposed is my brother's account, taken over when the posting name switches from exposed to rumpleforeskin. The first post on that name wasn't either of ours either. Good detective work, ass.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-28 10:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Again below we see the tiny bald man talking tough sex talk like the secret gay in the high stool locker room bragging about all the puffy he has got. We can see trough you Slongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-28 09:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You'd tell me...if I gave a good shit.
All I would do to get it out of you is tickle your uterus...with my tongue.
Or, a banana.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-28 09:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a few...but I'll never tell.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-28 09:20:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you have ANY life outside of Uber? Seriously.
Who has time to research - or give a shit - about all of this?
On a side note, I hate alters and wonder why THOSE posters go through the trouble of creating them.
I have enough trouble keeping Shlongy active and alive.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:36:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
whom is transformer, or baking_Lady, and why?
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I thought "they" were different people?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whom is transformer, or baking_Lady, and why?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shinebox is my alter.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm Fakeys alter apparently.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I *AM* VLEVTE ELVIS. i mean velvet delvis. I mean vd. ve. I am him.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-28 08:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO IS VELVET ELVIS????
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 07:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-01-28 07:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whose alter am i
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-01-28 07:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think poloboiGC was Hidden101.
I have had gingerly and cinderblock off of oathmeal although he took them both back. I have more alters than are listed here, I probably have more hits with alters than I do with this account.
I also exposed myself as being The_Mighty_Badger while this account was unverified.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoa Whoa Whoa! I will not stand for you dragging my good name through the mud like this. That was Darko's imposter, whoever he or she may be, who gave you that alter.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Roger Federer is a fucking god, I am Roger Federers alter, okay I'm not, but jesus Gonzalez was nowhere - it was fucking amazing.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-28 06:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Very informative ! I already had problems linking some users into the grid . this will help resolving the Uber-matrix .
Btw : i'm also Badfirstcontact . Never used it, though .
I'm off to church now .
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-28 05:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey fucko artmalone is real he's coming over soon we r going to tha footy plus you never took over superfriends
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-28 03:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I an alter malteses?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-28 01:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:28:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Williamson's altar boy.
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gross
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot mine.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51029
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Corkers
Anyone know the password?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Comprehensive
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Williamson's alter.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2007-01-28 00:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You stupid a swipe you should be out banging chinks or bashing the craft out of gays not worshipping your computer like a false idle!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've thought about doing this once or twice, but it seemed like an insane amount of time consuming detective work.
I know that 2 in your list are incorrect. :)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Defender of feeties below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
feety is a real boy. If not, it doesn't say much that alters get on B@W, or have higher ratings than a lot of primary users, right?
I <3 Amorphous. And you forgot Velvet Elvis.
I wouldn't call this list "definitive"..needs less ancient/banned alters and more relevant or modern ones, I'd think..there are plenty to choose from.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's alter am I?
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Given your apparent fixation with the english 'premier' league (a note here if I may.. merely calling or attesting to something being good, even better or best, does not a good domestic league make, nor does it disguise or hide under a bushel glaringly obvious flaws, like razza-ma-tazz end to end tomfoolery, i.e. shoot on sight let's play the long ball game woahhhhh have a crack rio don't pass it we're not from the continent jeebus let's just keep it simple chav and david style non-cynical football. If I can say "that's the best beer I've ever had", without fear of ramification, there's nothing to stop the english f.a. from calling something premier - not even Michel Platini, and his ancestors invaded england and stayed - forever.). anyway I think you're probably Kevin Keegan. or Butch Wilkins. but not eric cantona.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CHARLTON_H (http://www.ubersite.com/u/Charlton_H)
Owner: Jack_McCallum
Evidence: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97412#2269894
Description: Emulates the actor Charleton Heston, specifically his role as Moses in The Ten Commandments.
Status: Active
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Really meticulous research there, dickhead. Now if you had just scrolled up a few inches in the same post...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-05 18:46:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, despite all the shit you hear, this is the first alter I've had in years. Years.
And because I am about to go out the door and head home I fuck it up.
DAMN!
Well, fuck this.
username: Charlton_H
password: blessed
Fuck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:19:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:30:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's alter am I?
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That's common knowledge, mate.
I was finally able to purchase The Proposition today. But we can discuss that on one of my posts.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Method has the Zakalwe account as well. Don't forget Oathmeal and Fcl002, Smemma, and Foster
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rob berg said it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-27 23:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for Amorphous, he was a cool cat. Did you mention transformer? He was Danger_Ranger I think. I have two alters that Bart never verified either, I don't take too much stock in the whole alter thing.
By the way, just to be perfectly clear, Harbinger is a shared account between Method and me, I got it off of him the day he made the Uniter post. And Method also has Trappdunderice, Agent_Smith, and Astropath.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's alter am I?
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh snap! +2 for the picture alone.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are seriously fucked in the head and I fucking hate you but this obviously took a lot of effort so +2.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-27 22:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was a giant waste of time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-27 21:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think shit like this is fucking cool.
NERDY.
But cool.