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Harry Potter and the Dildo of Anal Pleasure (Horribly NSFW Text) (979 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by blackeyedbitch (View user info) at 2007-01-28 13:11:41 EST


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AAAAAAGH THIS SHIT IS HORRIBLE

FAGS BELOW

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As Harry was trying to escape him, Snape trapped him against his desk. Something was wrong. Something was really wrong! Unable to move, Harry watched him lock the office door with a quick spell. Then to his horror then man leaned, his face only a few inches away. He felt his wrists gripped firmly against the desk, the hard wood painfully pressing against his lower back.



"This behavior is unforgivable, Mr Potter. Don't think I'll just blush and ask you to remain silent about it. Anyhow, I know you won't be able to remain silent. You can never follow any rule or order!"



Snape looked into the boy's frightened eyes for a few seconds. Long enough to feel himself drowning in them. Remembering him his feelings. His need. Lust. The boy's body pressed against him... his warmth... He turned Harry around, forcing him to bend on the desk. The boy couldn't stop him, his wrists still clutched tightly in one of the man's stronger hands. He felt his robes pulled apart, his trousers and underwear falling around his ankles and before he even got the time to realize he was half naked, a hand was muffling his yell as he felt an unbearable pain in his ass. His mind seemed to run away for a while, not wanting to acknowledge what was happening, away from the fear, shame and pain. It didn't last long, though, and Harry only distantly heard Snape's loud grunt as he came.

A few seconds later the man seemed to wake from a trance and looked at the boy's face with horror. Silent tears had been running along a very pale cheek. All he could feel was guilt, something he wasn't used to. He couldn't have just done it. It was impossible. Not to that boy, not that way. Everything was silent in the room. Harry didn't move, he didn't dare. He felt a strange tickling and knew that the man was using a Cleaning Charm on him. His whole body had been freed but he just couldn't move. Then he was clothed again and he felt hands helping him to stand and turning him around. He blinked a few times and seemed to wake, or to come back to his body. The tears were gently brushed away from his cheeks by trembling fingers. Then the man talked, in a voice Harry had never heard before. There was something that strangely sounded like sorrow in it.



"Your detention is over. Go."

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wheres hermione?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


uhg.


Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*closes eyes and thinks happy thoughts about that Smurfs post about getting dry humped by his friend Paul, dressed as Hagrid*

http://www.ubersite.com/m/45897

You LOSE! Good DAY, Sir!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-28 15:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-28 14:48:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:59:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

I know who you are, bitch.

*dun dun duuuunnnn*

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I know who you are, bitch.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

why haven't you died already?

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by herrresjonny (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny, but analrape, thats a bit harsh. What next, the Weaslys have an incest gangbang over a bleeding goat????

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-28 13:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And you purposefully read this shit WHY?


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