ubertines 07- my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you (399 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.31 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2007-01-28 23:53:11 EST
my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you
cuz ever since we met you have been my boo
i love jelly because its so sweet
although not as good when you are kneeling between my feet
i love the way you go down south
and then my peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth
the jelly you shake sometimes causes a scene
like you make when i stick my meat in between
i love when my peanut is in your butter and you holler
like those street corner hookers that work for a dollar
you have been with me through thick and thin
my love for you has no end
so with this poem i want you to know its true
my heart bleeds peanut butter and jelly for you
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww yeaaaahh..
Peanut butter is one of my favorite foods. Especially when it comes with chocolate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Men have gotten laid with much less.
This is classy and sophisticated, while retaining an air of "oh haaaaaaaaay" about it.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS A SERIOUS WRITERS FORUM. HOW DARE YOU.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You told me that you were not going to tell people what we did!
Houston 1500 - you going?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
peanut butter jelly time...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:17:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Smiled a few times.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha, the hooker line saved this
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-29 04:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Once an all-American, favorite entree of innocent schoolchildren. Now a twisted analogy for erotic play?
I feel violated and confused.
If my roommate finds me sucking my thumb in the fetal position with a face covered in purple jelly, we'll know whose fault it is.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-29 03:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like peanut butter an fluff.
PS sexual chocolate....Steven and I are still planning on making it out there to get hitched. Probably sometime between the middle of April and May. Are you going to be around? I would love for you to be there. Call me cause I was out drinking one night <---- Shocking, I know...Anyway, I was out drinking and I had to use the rest room. Still on the phone doing my business and the phone went for a dip. All my numbers gone! So, call me sometime when you have a few sex, I mean secs and we'll catch up.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-29 01:46:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Picture Chef singing this.
Children!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Filthy. Good job!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This cheapens the rest of the quality serious writing in this contest. It's not that funny either.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-01-29 00:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two, mofo.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Romance is sticky, isn't it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-28 23:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HHHHHHhhhhhahahaha..
oh wow.