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Ubertines 07: Rose (573 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.56 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-01-29 04:30:07 EST


What did you get me for Valentine's Day, love?

A rose? How sweet.

(Just one?)

It makes a pretty picture. A delicate reminder of your lasting adoration.

(Adoration? You skitter about the word. You may say it -- love. Go ahead: try it out. You'll find it rolls easily off your liar's tongue.)

No, dearest, it's lovely. It's a perfect little blossom. Crimson-kissed petals and such. It's lovely, for a single rose.

A poor exchange, perhaps, for your artful flattery. A poor exchange for your cleverly hidden betrayal.

A poor exchange entirely, I should think, for your recent conduct. It's positively -- dare I say? -- adulterous of you, beloved.

(What is this? This repentant smirk, this cool apology?)

What a delight to finally hear the admission from your own sweet lips!

And what is this word, now, flicking off your snake's tongue? May I hear it one more time?

There it is! This simple, ugly word, begging pardon and absolution!

Oh, how wretched you seem now, caught in reality's glare! Don't shirk, don't slouch. I won't bite -- not hard, not now.

I understand, sweetest, I forgive you! I cannot blame you in the least: her legs were longer, her breasts were larger, her demeanor somehow sweeter than my own. The blood ran thicker and hotter through her veins, did it not?

(I would've done the same, love, were I as faithless as yourself.)

But, alas, I am not. And not even your straying ways can lead me to my own infidelity. I love you too much, darling, and cannot hold hatred for you long in my heart.

I have but one question for you. A simple plea.

Will you return next year, darling?

(Our anniversary falls upon an unfortunate day indeed.)

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User Reviews


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Your language is very dramatic; I imagine this being acted out onstage.

I'd like to read more.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I want to know what else she has to say.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

it's not ovaaaaaaaaaar yet

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I couldn't stick it. Or you couldn't. Either way.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Concise and nice.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-29 05:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-29 05:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-29 05:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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