Life Story in a Jpeg Part 2 (854 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-01-29 06:41:06 EST
To those of you who liked the first one http://www.ubersite.com/m/98062 , here is the next instalment.
To those of you who didn't like the first one, I'm not sure why you clicked on this one as its much the same but enjoy anyway.
To those of you who didn't even click on this post, , ...
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:53:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:24:41 EDT (#)
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who really cares, though?
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:03:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 10:00:38 EST (#)
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I meant to rate this before now.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:36:48 EST (#)
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part 3 - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98243
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 02:47:57 EST (#)
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ere ya go lungfish... http://www.ubersite.com/m/98201
it pinpoints the EXACT moment you fucked up!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 01:37:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:53:39 (#)
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ps, I play with chump change. Most of my money goes to my family...and important things like beer and cigarettes.
My post was largely true, though. I thought I had bought Nissan.
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Wait, wait so you bought nissin thinking you were buying nissan? thats funny man.
I'll post both charts up...
And don't worry - everyone starts on chump change and if you invest chump change regularly it grows.
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 01:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Slightly more interesting than the first...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:53:39 EST (#)
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ps, I play with chump change. Most of my money goes to my family...and important things like beer and cigarettes.
My post was largely true, though. I thought I had bought Nissan.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:52:07 EST (#)
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I think it's August 10 to November 10. I actually still have the stocks. It's Nissin. Not the noodle makers. Hovering just above $5/share, I think. I don't really pay very close attention. Obviously.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:47:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95764
I wanted to know when the chart started etc. so I could use my tech analysis model and see what I would have done...
lemme know and I'll post the chart or email it to you
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:36:11 EST (#)
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Neither did I.
*weeps*
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:34:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:57:20 (#)
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Half-wit!
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hey, I didn't invest in Nissan
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:57:20 EST (#)
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Half-wit!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:54:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:08:09 (#)
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This is interesting.
Did you end up getting kneecapped?
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Not quite, but next episode has small time action.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:08:09 EST (#)
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This is interesting.
Did you end up getting kneecapped?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:49:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:55:02 (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:43:41 (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:15:06 (#)
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Im interested in hearing the part where the IRS calls you bc you are dealing in cash transactions of over 10k at a time.
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Does not apply, as far as I know anyway. I think thatrule is for depositing funds into a bank account, with most broker they have an alliance with a bank and you can go to thier bank or yours and do a direct or telegraphic transfer directly to them. I suppose I am still depositing large sums but to the bank I am simply paying off a large bill, the same as if I was paying a phone bill.
To start your account you just send a cheque and they open a money market account for you with better than average interest.
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If you put 10k into the bank to pay your phone bill persay, its still a problem. The Fed wants to know where that came from, and trust me eventually they ask... this I know. nudge nudge nose scratch nudge nudge
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At this stage, I only ever deposited funds directly into the brokers account, I'm sure they handle large transactions all the time (for that specific account) and I personally was never questioned but I do have a friend who works at a bank and they say they fill out 'suspect transaction' forms all the time without the customer acknowldging it...
Either way I have a serious run in with the IRS in a few more posts which will make up for the no IRS action here.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:27:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:48:02 (#)
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Minimally interesting and I fail to see where I'm supposed to care. That's all. I'm sure you are going to make a big fuss (cry like a bitch because ratings are everything to you) and complain or lob some "great" insult at me but I'll be honest....I went back and actually read the original and this whole one too. I guess what I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about how you got fucked in the ass, your boyfriend or trading, either way, I don't care.
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aaaaaaaaahahahaha what a faggot go out some more virgins you greaseball fuck
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:00:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:38:39 (#)
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Reading this post made me all nervous for some reason.
Interesting, but needed more Italians.
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Part three features plenty of meatballs, it will be out tomorrow or the day after.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:38:39 EST (#)
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Reading this post made me all nervous for some reason.
Interesting, but needed more Italians.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:55:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:43:41 (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Im interested in hearing the part where the IRS calls you bc you are dealing in cash transactions of over 10k at a time.
__________
Does not apply, as far as I know anyway. I think thatrule is for depositing funds into a bank account, with most broker they have an alliance with a bank and you can go to thier bank or yours and do a direct or telegraphic transfer directly to them. I suppose I am still depositing large sums but to the bank I am simply paying off a large bill, the same as if I was paying a phone bill.
To start your account you just send a cheque and they open a money market account for you with better than average interest.
---------------------------
If you put 10k into the bank to pay your phone bill persay, its still a problem. The Fed wants to know where that came from, and trust me eventually they ask... this I know. nudge nudge nose scratch nudge nudge
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:43:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Im interested in hearing the part where the IRS calls you bc you are dealing in cash transactions of over 10k at a time.
__________
Does not apply, as far as I know anyway. I think thatrule is for depositing funds into a bank account, with most broker they have an alliance with a bank and you can go to thier bank or yours and do a direct or telegraphic transfer directly to them. I suppose I am still depositing large sums but to the bank I am simply paying off a large bill, the same as if I was paying a phone bill.
To start your account you just send a cheque and they open a money market account for you with better than average interest.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:31:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:48:02 (#)
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Minimally interesting and I fail to see where I'm supposed to care. That's all. I'm sure you are going to make a big fuss (cry like a bitch because ratings are everything to you) and complain or lob some "great" insult at me but I'll be honest....I went back and actually read the original and this whole one too. I guess what I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about how you got fucked in the ass, your boyfriend or trading, either way, I don't care.
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:27:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:29:20 (#)
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Great series.
I would be curious to know which 10 books you condensed in part 1.
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I'll do a seperate post on that because there is so much shit out there its not funny,also depends on your level of expertise and your risk profile, some people here would be happy only investing in mutual funds others would like to lose their parents 401k in futures trading...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:03:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:20:25 EST (#)
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i have such a hard on right now.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:54:00 EST (#)
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I said this on your last post, but I'll say it again - this is the most interesting thing I've read on Uber in a long ass time.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-29 13:29:41 EST (#)
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These are fun!
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:29:20 EST (#)
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Great series.
I would be curious to know which 10 books you condensed in part 1.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:26:02 EST (#)
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I hope you stay awhile
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-29 12:15:06 EST (#)
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Im interested in hearing the part where the IRS calls you bc you are dealing in cash transactions of over 10k at a time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-29 10:37:22 EST (#)
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Silly rabbit, Caterpillar equipment is YELLOW, not orange.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:54:37 EST (#)
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jesus, now THIS is readable.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:52:23 EST (#)
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Wow, I have thought the same way...borrow to pay back. I have a friend going through a bankruptcy because he also thought the same way.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-01-29 09:38:49 EST (#)
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so do you stll own your thumbs?
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-01-29 08:53:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 08:39:30 EST (#)
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one of the best posts ever... keep them coming!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-29 08:10:18 EST (#)
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I'm already surprised you got still a pants on , considering the immense debt-load
you're creating here !
You probably don't have a pants on , considering you're in tha ability to write this ..
Can't wait for 'gravedigger 3 - the ultimate bunkruptcy'
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:52:56 EST (#)
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great series
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:48:02 EST (#)
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Minimally interesting and I fail to see where I'm supposed to care. That's all. I'm sure you are going to make a big fuss (cry like a bitch because ratings are everything to you) and complain or lob some "great" insult at me but I'll be honest....I went back and actually read the original and this whole one too. I guess what I'm saying is that I could give a shit less about how you got fucked in the ass, your boyfriend or trading, either way, I don't care.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:11:46 EST (#)
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Oh sweet mother of God.
oops
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:09:54 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/71097
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:06:26 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98062 - The first one, not required reading but it gives you a bit more insight into what I was thinking and how all this started.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:01:42 EST (#)
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Jeebus!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-29 07:00:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-29 06:59:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-29 06:55:32 (#)
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You're writing this from the bottom of a lake aren't you?
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Thats part 4.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-01-29 06:55:32 EST (#)
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You're writing this from the bottom of a lake aren't you?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-29 06:50:50 EST (#)
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I feel a gleeful pleasure when hearing about other peoples misfortune/stupidity.