Men are Evil (2540 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-01-29 14:56:24 EST
As the leader of the Female Crusade for the 2008 elections now rearing its ugly collective head, Hillary Clinton is getting a lot of press every time she opens her mouth, showing that liberal leftist America isn't so open-minded after all, preferring a white woman over a black man, or so the scarcity of Obama headlines would lead one to believe.
The latest sound bite to emerge from Cooze Cruise '08 is this gem from Hillary, the same woman who in January 2006 compared the House of Representatives to a plantation.
"We face lot of dangers in the world, and in the gentleman's words, we face a lot of evil men. People like Osama bin Laden come to mind."
"What in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?"
This comment drew laughter, applause, hoots and whistles from the audience.
And away we go.
With comments like that, Hillary is virtually guaranteed the vote of every unapproachable, unfuckable, rigid, frigid money-grabbing power-hungry twat riding the coattails of the righteous struggles of feminism and the wimpy, sensitive, 'I'll do anything you ask honey, as long as you please, touch it just one more time outside of your ovulation cycle' so-called men who share their lives.
Forgotten is Clinton's voting history, which shows that she is just as heartless and calculating as any other politician. Ignored are the obvious implications of higher taxation under numerous reforms she has suggested.
A perfect example is Senator Clinton's vague proposal for universal healthcare. This would undoubtedly mean higher taxes for those of us working our asses off and paying for our own healthcare so funds will be available to cover every lazy, unmotivated scumbag who develops a sore back or knee from sitting in front of the tube all day watching Maury and Montel under the crushing weight of an ever-expanding gut. And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy.
And let us not forget Clinton's attempts in the mid 1990's to provide all children universal access to necessary vaccinations, which were already available in free clinics across the nation. She used the power of the Federal Government to purchase a third of the nation's vaccine supplies at greatly reduced costs, driving many companies out of business. According to the Wall Street Journal (as of August 2003) "Thirty years ago, the Institute report notes, 25 companies produced vaccines for the U.S. market. Today only five remain, and a number of critical shots have only one producer."
Well done, Hillary.
Other female voices are rising as well, including the well-intentioned lunatic fringe known as Code Pink and others who chanted such mindless gems as "Pull out!" during weekend anti-war demonstrations on both coasts in which no one took the time to condemn Iraqi and foreign 'insurgents' who are still blowing each other to pieces at such a furious rate the only way the United States military could possibly keep pace would be if they started carpet-bombing Iraq this instant.
Jane Fonda made an appearance to speak out against the war. Jane Fucking Fonda. Do we need to review recent history to see what kind of anarchy was unleashed the last time the wishes of women like Fonda and Cindy Sheehan were realized and Americans pulled out of a civil war zone?
Hint: Vietnam.
Yes, men are evil. Men fight and kill for power and go to war and abuse the rights of others for the fleeting joy and sense of superiority they derive from crushing others, but if men are evil, women are to blame.
If women were more accommodating, men wouldn't have to go out and seek fulfillment through violence. If men got all the sloppy blowjobs and sloppy joe sandwiches they needed, they would hang around the house more, doing chores and chatting with the neighbors and playing with the kids.
Yes, men are evil, but women are to blame.
Now stop all that campaigning and protesting horseshit and get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammitch!
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:54:33 EST (#)
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You're always so watching. GOD! Your demons, keep in mind, are the offspring of the Father of Lies~ going by Christian bullshit.
GOD, it just hit me. Hahaha, people that think I'm your alter, oh... my.... God. Now they really think you're crazy {even tho we know, and Bart knows {if he check} that we're not.}
Hang on, I need to write a reply to your today post.
You big blockhead.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:42:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:23:32 (#)
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What do the demons whisper to you at nite?
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They tell me what color of underwear you are wearing... when you deign to wear it.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:23:32 EST (#)
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What do the demons whisper to you at nite?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:36:34 EST (#)
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Human resources... the pseudo-science of the business world.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:36:50 (#)
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:35:48 (#)
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Now, in regards to me, my degree was actually in Human Resources, not art, english, or communications.
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Hint-hint.
Apply to the top 5 US banks right now. They are growing like motherfuckers and sucking up HR people.
Seriously.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2007-02-01 05:58:24 EST (#)
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Oh dear.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:52:11 EST (#)
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I've always said that if women put out more, there would peace on earth, however I've never been able to phrase it so eloquently.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:07:52 EST (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2qzrn54tsPs
Submitted by detimus (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:23:06 EST (#)
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For the final comment, a perfect summary of the article.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:52:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:05:35 EST (#)
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this would make you cream your pants, xenophobe: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98233
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:42:44 EST (#)
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hahaha... I don't make that particular expression that she has on her face...
OH.. And for Shlongy - Try the Argonaught. Right at the end of the wharf, close to Ghiridelli square. Nice place. Was there just last week, as a matter of fact.
http://www.argonauthotel.com/
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:37:46 EST (#)
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God damn, I should have put Crystle's pic up there instead of Mrs. C.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:36:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:35:48 (#)
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Now, in regards to me, my degree was actually in Human Resources, not art, english, or communications.
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Hint-hint.
Apply to the top 5 US banks right now. They are growing like motherfuckers and sucking up HR people.
Seriously.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:30:28 EST (#)
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Behind every "Evil Man"...
is an insanely bitchy woman.
Now to the real question - Did Mr. Clinton cheat on Mrs. Clinton because he was bad and evil? Or because SHE was a frigid uptight power hungry bitch?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:59:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:35:48 (#)
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indoninja- (sorry so slow to respond)
First of all i'm not going to get on my high horse and say anything. I've paid for everything in college too, worked hard for what little scholarships I got, and am paying back my own loans now with no help. In regards to my mom, she has a lot more than half of a brain, but is on disability due to what she is going through right now. Otherwise she'd have a job, and insurance. So please don't insult her. Now, in regards to me, my degree was actually in Human Resources, not art, english, or communications. Yes I realize I can do a lot with this. I actually read where you said it should be affordable for your information, I was more focused on your statement "I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare." It just pisses me off when people automatically assume that since you don't have a job and don't have health care, then you're obviously not looking hard and/or must be stupid. That's bullshit, and insulting.
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indoninja is a poopie pants.
AND he argues for the sake of arguing. Sorry to hear about your mom.
However, looking for cookies around here for any self sacrifice or optimistically trolling for sympathy from the folks around these parts is... well... silly.
The time you spent writing that 'look how shitty my life is but I'm still a good person and I work really hard' reply - you could have been out there soliciting.
Do you have ANY idea how much you can charge for a blowjob?
So mouth open, chin up. Don't let random assholes on the interweb 'insult' you.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:35:48 EST (#)
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indoninja- (sorry so slow to respond)
First of all i'm not going to get on my high horse and say anything. I've paid for everything in college too, worked hard for what little scholarships I got, and am paying back my own loans now with no help. In regards to my mom, she has a lot more than half of a brain, but is on disability due to what she is going through right now. Otherwise she'd have a job, and insurance. So please don't insult her. Now, in regards to me, my degree was actually in Human Resources, not art, english, or communications. Yes I realize I can do a lot with this. I actually read where you said it should be affordable for your information, I was more focused on your statement "I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare." It just pisses me off when people automatically assume that since you don't have a job and don't have health care, then you're obviously not looking hard and/or must be stupid. That's bullshit, and insulting.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:44:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:12:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:22:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:26:48 (#)
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...and make one more shit joke about some black guy dying of poverty.
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Poverty doesn't kill black people.
Cops who gun down psychotic crack dealers who sell rock to their neighbors in a sad attempt to escape poverty kill black people.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:18:57 EST (#)
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http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/tools/ept/careerArticlesPost.html?post=22
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:19:46 EST (#)
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Hey check out this disgusting horseshit - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98219
Sure to make you vomit all over your keyboard.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:26:48 EST (#)
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Loathsome right wing bullshit, fuck the poor, fuck the needy, as long as you're all right Jack. It's people like you that make America the unpleasant inbred wifebeating cousin of world politics. If only you fucking dickheads had some culture, some compassion and for god's sake lay off fucking your sisters' hogs for just one moment you might have a think about what actually matters. So drive your pickup truck, fire your shooo-otttt-guuuyunnn and make one more shit joke about some black guy dying of poverty.
After all, you're all right Jack.
Right?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:06:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:55:37 EST (#)
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I used nothing but...
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:27:44 (#)
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christ
...as MY review for 12 consecutive hours last week.
I liked it.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:42:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:38:45 (#)
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And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy. ""
You WERE a non-citizen, you poephol. If someone is working in the country under a legal visa, why the hell shouldn't they be allowed access tot he healthcare they're paying taxes on?
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Most migrant workers in the US are illegals who crossed the Mexican border. Legals who contribute, that go through the system, are given access to healthcare, along with the illegals, who don't pay in but still want healthcare. The illegals are draining our system.
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that's why you must stay the course in Iraq. lol
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:48:48 EST (#)
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Rating on chauvinism points alone.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:39:06 EST (#)
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Just got it, thanks man!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:58:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:38:45 (#)
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And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy. ""
You WERE a non-citizen, you poephol. If someone is working in the country under a legal visa, why the hell shouldn't they be allowed access tot he healthcare they're paying taxes on?
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Most migrant workers in the US are illegals who crossed the Mexican border. Legals who contribute, that go through the system, are given access to healthcare, along with the illegals, who don't pay in but still want healthcare. The illegals are draining our system.
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that's why you must stay the course in Iraq. lol
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:57:03 EST (#)
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After reading this post and the subsequent reviews, I only have one question:
You're a cat molestor?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:47:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:38:45 (#)
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And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy. ""
You WERE a non-citizen, you poephol. If someone is working in the country under a legal visa, why the hell shouldn't they be allowed access tot he healthcare they're paying taxes on?
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Most migrant workers in the US are illegals who crossed the Mexican border. Legals who contribute, that go through the system, are given access to healthcare, along with the illegals, who don't pay in but still want healthcare. The illegals are draining our system.
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that's why you must stay the course in Iraq. lol
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:01:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:38:45 (#)
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And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy. ""
You WERE a non-citizen, you poephol. If someone is working in the country under a legal visa, why the hell shouldn't they be allowed access tot he healthcare they're paying taxes on?
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Most migrant workers in the US are illegals who crossed the Mexican border. Legals who contribute, that go through the system, are given access to healthcare, along with the illegals, who don't pay in but still want healthcare. The illegals are draining our system.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:38:45 EST (#)
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And let's not even get started on proposed healthcare for 'migrant workers,' and the continued leftist delusion that free healthcare for illegal immigrants and non-citizens is somehow a right they should enjoy. ""
You WERE a non-citizen, you poephol. If someone is working in the country under a legal visa, why the hell shouldn't they be allowed access tot he healthcare they're paying taxes on?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:36:27 EST (#)
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snore
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2007-01-30 02:13:27 EST (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-01-30 01:24:47 EST (#)
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i remember the episode when the giant piece of bread pinned her against the opposite wall when it came out of the oven
<soold>
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:10:39 EST (#)
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actually most american women i have spoken to (granted most of them have been jewish) are against hillary on account of her staying with a philanderer.
If perhaps you had spoken to a woman in the last 10 years you might get that feedback too.
i didn't actually read the no doubt right wing nonsense you were no doubt spouting so just to be safe i'll leave a -2 and be about my business.
P.S
I'm better than you.
At everything.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:34:02 EST (#)
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you don't know shit about women you cat herding homo.
stop trying to repress your gayness with willfully backward posts.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:33:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:34:14 (#)
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:04:52 (#)
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Amen to the comment below. Also to whoever was talking about not wanting to pay for healthcare ("I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.")...you're an idiot. I am a recent college graduate who works up to 70 hours a week at 2 part time jobs and volunteers, all while looking for a "real job" yet I don't have insurance because I'm no longer in school. I help support my mom, who is going through chemotherapy for breast cancer (also without insurance, due to the fact she is unable to work at the time). But you're right. I'm just a lazy piece of shit, so how do I deserve health care.
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I didn't even go to college. I have a high school dilpoma, and that's it.
But I read a lot of books and self-educrise myself, yeah-bob.
The longest I've been out of work was about two weeks after 9/11 when I got laid off after the market took a dive, and even then I worked as a temp, worked my ass off until I found the cozy gig I have now. And I still don't want to pay for some lazy asshole's health care.
If your mother has no assets and no income she should be covered under Medicaid. That's what it is there for, to help the truly needy.
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my mom is covered under medicaid. for her insurance. but for things like the phone bill, gas, etc. that medicaid doesn't pay for, thats what i help with. trust me, i'm working my ass off too, i'm just saying that not all people w/out health care are lazy asses who could care less.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:32:33 EST (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:24:25 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:08:15 (#)
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I hope it is just H. Clinton and her politics that is upsetting you and NOT the fact that someone with ovaries instead of testicles wants to run for office.
If you dislike Clinton based on politics, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
But if it's the fact she's a woman, then grow the fuck up.
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The prosecution rests, your Honor.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:02:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:50:33 (#)
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but the govt is not anyone's parent. It is nobody else's job to make sure people have insurance up to date. And I know janitors, bank tellers and countless other jobs that anyone with half a brain can get that have healthcare.
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Exactly. Our government already does WAY TOO MUCH in the realm of "helping" the american citizen. Its called "personal responsibility." Damn socialists. Also, people should realize by now that anytime the government gets in control of anything they completely screw it up, with all the beaurocratic redundancy, red tape, paperwork, etc. You already have to fill out a small novel when you get admitted into a hospital, can you imagine what would happen if the government was in control of it? Utter choas.
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:04:52 (#)
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Amen to the comment below. Also to whoever was talking about not wanting to pay for healthcare ("I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.")...you're an idiot. I am a recent college graduate who works up to 70 hours a week at 2 part time jobs and volunteers, all while looking for a "real job" yet I don't have insurance because I'm no longer in school. I help support my mom, who is going through chemotherapy for breast cancer (also without insurance, due to the fact she is unable to work at the time). But you're right. I'm just a lazy piece of shit, so how do I deserve health care.
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I didn't even go to college. I have a high school dilpoma, and that's it.
But I read a lot of books and self-educrise myself, yeah-bob.
The longest I've been out of work was about two weeks after 9/11 when I got laid off after the market took a dive, and even then I worked as a temp, worked my ass off until I found the cozy gig I have now. And I still don't want to pay for some lazy asshole's health care.
If your mother has no assets and no income she should be covered under Medicaid. That's what it is there for, to help the truly needy.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:24:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:08:15 (#)
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I hope it is just H. Clinton and her politics that is upsetting you and NOT the fact that someone with ovaries instead of testicles wants to run for office.
If you dislike Clinton based on politics, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
But if it's the fact she's a woman, then grow the fuck up.
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The prosecution rests, your Honor.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:22:40 EST (#)
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shakes head.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:08:15 EST (#)
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I hope it is just H. Clinton and her politics that is upsetting you and NOT the fact that someone with ovaries instead of testicles wants to run for office.
If you dislike Clinton based on politics, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it.
But if it's the fact she's a woman, then grow the fuck up.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:50:33 EST (#)
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justagirl27
Before you get on your high horse and accuse me of being a spoiled kid who never paid for anything. I paid my own way through college, I paid for my own healthcare while in college, and after I graduated I paid off all my loans by myself.
I am sorry about your mom, but the govt is not anyone's parent. It is nobody else's job to make sure people have insurance up to date. And I know janitors, bank tellers and countless other jobs that anyone with half a brain can get that have healthcare.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:49:57 EST (#)
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Your title is redundant.
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:44:42 EST (#)
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Keep up the good work buddy. Yer one of my favorites on this godforsaken site.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:44:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:04:52 (#)
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Amen to the comment below. Also to whoever was talking about not wanting to pay for healthcare ("I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.")...you're an idiot. I am a recent college graduate who works up to 70 hours a week at 2 part time jobs and volunteers, all while looking for a "real job" yet I don't have insurance because I'm no longer in school. I help support my mom, who is going through chemotherapy for breast cancer (also without insurance, due to the fact she is unable to work at the time). But you're right. I'm just a lazy piece of shit, so how do I deserve health care.
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I said it.
If you had gotten one decent full time job after college you wouldn't be in this predicament.
What did you major in art, history, maybe english, but you don't want to teach? Did you swing for the fences and get a communications degree? Of course if you were too stupid to read where I said it should be more affordable, you were probably too stupid to get a real degree, and probably aren't smart enough to get a decent job.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98180#2293764
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:24:41 EST (#)
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+2 for no reason. no reason at all.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:09:07 EST (#)
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Didja see the footage of John Kerry crying last week?
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:04:52 EST (#)
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Amen to the comment below. Also to whoever was talking about not wanting to pay for healthcare ("I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.")...you're an idiot. I am a recent college graduate who works up to 70 hours a week at 2 part time jobs and volunteers, all while looking for a "real job" yet I don't have insurance because I'm no longer in school. I help support my mom, who is going through chemotherapy for breast cancer (also without insurance, due to the fact she is unable to work at the time). But you're right. I'm just a lazy piece of shit, so how do I deserve health care.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:45:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:15:57 (#)
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Ah yes, our little friend rob_berg, who wonders why people snicker when he walks into a room wearing his frayed I VOTED FOR JOHN KERRY AND I'M PROUD OF IT t-shirt.
I voted for Bush because because Bush actually said SOMETHING. Unlike most Americans, I actually watched the debates between Bush and Kerry instead of asking co-workers who won the following morning. Kerry stumbled more than a blind man running the 400 meter hurdles. Kerry supporters like rob fixated on Bush's stumble-bum delivery and missed the fact that he always had an answer, and actually thought that Kerry's wind blowing on an empty beer bottle drone had substance.
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heh.
You and your idiot conjecture.
I didn't vote for John Kerry, I have no such t-shirt.
Bush said something alright... albeit poorly. He stammered and paused and grunted his way through those debates (Which unlike most Americans I also watched.)
Kerry was no better. He was fucking boring, over-talked his points and ultimately failed to capture control from that fuckwit of a president most of you are so predictably unhappy with.
Both of the candidates sucked. Bush just sucked more. He continues to suck.
And YOU suck for being such a willing participant in the suck-fest.
Suck you.
(Talking at you is painful... )
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:12:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:12:38 (#)
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I don't like Hillary mainly because she's unelectable, but also because I wouldn't trust her as far as whatever. I'm a cynic...and a realist, when not drinking.
My money (and hope) is on on Richardson.
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...not that you'd care.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:01:02 EST (#)
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I don't like Hillary, but at the same time she's too seemingly emotionally apathetic to be a cat molestor.
Which means Hillary has a higher standing in my books than you.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:00:13 EST (#)
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What's with all the fucking retards going around uber lately that don't even know how to reply to a comment?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 19:00:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:55:34 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:56:52 (#)
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Trivia Note: Barack Obama is Swahili for 'Nose to the White Line.'
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just wait for the attack ads that make mention of his middle name come out...
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I heard he's changing it to Schicklgruber...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:55:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:56:52 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:26:45 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:53 (#)
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btw, the point of this whole post is this - there of legions of the deluded who will vote for Hillary simply because she is a woman. And that is quite sad.
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well, the blacks will do the same for Obama, right?
Should be an interesting primary.
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Trivia Note: Barack Obama is Swahili for 'Nose to the White Line.'
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just wait for the attack ads that make mention of his middle name come out...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:36:48 EST (#)
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JUST PULL OUT!
JUST PULL OUT!
JUST PULL OUT!
Didja hear Hillary's American Idol tryout, where she sang The National Anthem?
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:29:06 EST (#)
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I read the title and yes I am.
*points finger and winks
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:24:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:14:45 (#)
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mmmmm....Barbarella....
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SEE? We CAN find common ground.
The young, slender, flexible, big-haired, non-political Jane Fonda was red hot.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:14:45 EST (#)
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mmmmm....Barbarella....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:14:01 EST (#)
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I don't read your political posts... Sorry.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:13:20 EST (#)
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and on and on and on
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:12:38 EST (#)
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I don't like Hillary mainly because she's unelectable, but also because I wouldn't trust her as far as whatever. I'm a cynic...and a realist, when not drinking.
My money (and hope) is on on Richardson.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:04:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:50:39 (#)
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Are you suggesting America should have stayed in Vietnam and that the American pullout was caused by Jane Fonda?
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1. The country never should have gotten involved in Vietnam...
2. And once there, everything was fucked up, but...
3. The pullout should have been gradual and organized, not the clusterfuck that left so many hanging.
As for Jane Fonda, a few images of a young and hot Jane Fonda as Barbarella just flashed through my head, so there's no way I can think about the words 'Jane Fonda' and 'pull out' at the same time, at least not for a few minutes...
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jane-Fonda-Photograph-C10039251.jpeg
http://www.robokopp.de/images/Barbarella/Barbarella02a.jpg
http://img129.imageshack.us/my.php?image=awfondajane0017xl.jpg
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:50:39 EST (#)
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Are you suggesting America should have stayed in Vietnam and that the American pullout was caused by Jane Fonda?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:46:47 EST (#)
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The Hyatt Regency is a triple A, 4 Diamond joint...
http://sanfranciscoairport.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels/index.jsp
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:44:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:42:08 (#)
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Dick
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That's dickHEAD, actually...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98180#2293954
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:43:21 EST (#)
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Mr. Shlong,
If you want who give a fuck cheap any of the cheap chains will do, Holiday Inn, La Quinta, etc.
If you want nicer, the Westin and the Marriott are supposed to be pretty damn good for airport hotels.
http://www.starwoodhotels.com/westin/property/overview/index.html?propertyID=1007
http://marriott.com/property/propertypage/SFOBG
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:43:12 EST (#)
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I'm serious, Jack.
I've never even flown into SF - despite 8 visits to SF...I don't know a thing about what the fuck is going on out at the airport.
I'll take your recomendation.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:42:08 EST (#)
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Dick
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:39:02 EST (#)
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http://www.holidayinnmicrosuitesforthetinydiscerningtraveller.com/
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:35:29 EST (#)
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Hey, dickhead...I mean, Jackson.
I'm flying into SF on Friday night, June 29, before we head over to Healdsburg on Saturday...or whatever the fuck it's called.
I've stayed down at the Wharf a few times but we'll probably just stay out by the airport on Friday...what's the best hotel they have out there by the airport?
Overpriced and snobby are fine for me.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:35:28 EST (#)
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She is too polarising a figure to be president. Too much baggage. Too much politics.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:26:08 EST (#)
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In many other countries I would say you had a good point.....it's similar to what happened in Big Brother when an annoying ugly bitch who every sane person hated won....just because she was a tranny....
However, in the usa I suspect there are just as many, if not more, people who will vote against against her because of her cunt....just a couple of weeks ago I spoke to a female democrat voter who said she'd never vote for a woman president.....
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:15:57 EST (#)
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Ah yes, our little friend rob_berg, who wonders why people snicker when he walks into a room wearing his frayed I VOTED FOR JOHN KERRY AND I'M PROUD OF IT t-shirt.
I voted for Bush because because Bush actually said SOMETHING. Unlike most Americans, I actually watched the debates between Bush and Kerry instead of asking co-workers who won the following morning. Kerry stumbled more than a blind man running the 400 meter hurdles. Kerry supporters like rob fixated on Bush's stumble-bum delivery and missed the fact that he always had an answer, and actually thought that Kerry's wind blowing on an empty beer bottle drone had substance.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:53 (#)
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btw, the point of this whole post is this - there of legions of the deluded who will vote for Hillary simply because she is a woman. And that is quite sad.
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What about the legions of fucking retards that voted for Bush simply because he's a good ole' boy republican... or from Texas... or NOT a demon-crat.
You narrow your focus too much with all of this liberal boo-hoo bullshit.
Rampant ignorant stupidity = United States
Fuck gender, class, color, religion, penchant for ass-sex - who gives a fuck. Your country of choice is plum full of mouth breathin' retards and this polarized drivel does nothing to make anyone of them smarter.
Jack-ass.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:05:09 EST (#)
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Ah, there we go. Now...
Nevermind. That particular thought died a moment ago.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:04:37 EST (#)
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I completely agree! I already wrote up why I'll be voting republican (link whore http://www.ubersite.com/m/94489 ) but this just adds fuel to the fire.
Besides, if we elect a woman president, she'll probably just cry all the time and have babies.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:03:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:03:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:03:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:40:22 (#)
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I don't like her because of the questionable political alliances she has made in her bid for power. That 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' bullshit may work out in the movies but she is hopping into bed with some crazy cats. That said, I see no problem in the creation of a "Welfare State", but then again I am British and 'Old' Labour through and through.
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Oh yeah, and the NHS, now there's a model we can all use. I will continue this line of thought as soon as more space becomes avaible in this window. We shouldn't have to wait too long -------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- --------- ---- -- -- --- -- -- -- ------ ---- --- --- ----- --- -------- ---- - - -- -- --- -- -
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:56:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:26:45 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:53 (#)
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btw, the point of this whole post is this - there of legions of the deluded who will vote for Hillary simply because she is a woman. And that is quite sad.
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well, the blacks will do the same for Obama, right?
Should be an interesting primary.
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Trivia Note: Barack Obama is Swahili for 'Nose to the White Line.'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:45:19 EST (#)
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i'm voting for whoever has the biggest knockers and likes beer the most.
get to work on impressing me, candidates.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:40:22 EST (#)
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I don't like her because of the questionable political alliances she has made in her bid for power. That 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' bullshit may work out in the movies but she is hopping into bed with some crazy cats. That said, I see no problem in the creation of a "Welfare State", but then again I am British and 'Old' Labour through and through.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:26:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:53 (#)
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btw, the point of this whole post is this - there of legions of the deluded who will vote for Hillary simply because she is a woman. And that is quite sad.
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well, the blacks will do the same for Obama, right?
Should be an interesting primary.
It's too bad, because good guys like Bill Richardson and Joe Biden, guys who could actually do good for America, won't get heard because of the media circus.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:53 EST (#)
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btw, the point of this whole post is this - there of legions of the deluded who will vote for Hillary simply because she is a woman. And that is quite sad.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:21:06 EST (#)
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On the radio this morning they were interviewing homeless shitbags who are living in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park like it's the summer of fucking love. One of them, some young douchebag not unlike the average uberuser, said, "I don't want to be tied down to a job and bills and things like that. That's why I live here and do what I want."
And who the fuck does he think is dropping spare change in his hand, or supporting the free clinic where he gets his infected piercings treated, or keeps the soup kitchens going? Only us assholes who are tied down by jobs and bills and things like that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:16:15 EST (#)
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"What in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men?"
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heh, I first thought was 'her husband?'
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:56:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:53:31 (#)
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And I forgot to mention that Jack, you are a heatwhoring hitwhore.
Whore.
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The only heat that's being generated is the heat in my loins.
Call me a whore again. And make me fondle myself in front of you wearing only those big oven mitts, like you did the last time.
God damn.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:53:31 EST (#)
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And I forgot to mention that Jack, you are a heatwhoring hitwhore.
Whore.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:40:29 (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:24 (#)
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Don't you understand that none of this really means anything? It's all a ploy, all a game to make us think we have any kind of fucking say in anything that goes on, because in reality, we don't. The people who have the power are mostly rich fat fucks who could care less about who has health care, who has a decent job, whose brains are getting blown out across the sand.
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If it doesn't mean anything then why comment, why vote(please tell me you vote)?
I agree they are all corrupt and liars, but when it comes down to two people there is always one selfish full of shit liar who is going to use a little more lube than the other guy.
Me not having to pay for the medical treatment of some illegal beaner or some highschool dropout is the lube I am looking for in the next election.
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But the guy/gal who is the president is usually not the one to blame, because the guy/gal has no real power and is basically a figurehead. Don't get me wrong, I think Dubya is a dumbass, mostly because of the way he acts and speaks. If you're going to have a "president," they should at least be likeable...and he is not by any means.
Now the Democrats cried for change, cried to help the have nots, then they shot down the raise in minimum wage...wtf mate? It's maddening and sickening and proves what a bunch of lying assholes these people really are.
I vote sporadically...I voted in the last election because I wanted to see changes.
And I haven't seen any yet.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:47:24 (#)
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Fuck free healthcare, next comes free schooling, then we're no better than those stinking Canadians.
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I just spit up my juice.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:49:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:33:40 (#)
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what about the war vet that doesn't get enough funding for the healthcare they need? Or the homeless? Or the poor children, who through no fault of their own, need the care?
Well, fuck them, too. Right?
-- War vets have coverage. I agree that it is an atrocity and should be improved and that both the Bush and Clinton administrations have failed vets miserably, but that is a seperate issue.
The homeless? Do you mean temporarily homeless who are striving to improve themselves (yes, care for them by all means) or the lethargic scum that clogs our parks and city streets begging for change year after year.
Poor children?
http://www.keepkidshealthy.com/cgi-bin/extlink.pl?l=http://www.ecbt.org
Paying for Vaccines
If you do not have insurance or do not have the money to pay for your child's vaccines, you need not worry. There are thousands of doctors throughout the country that participate in the Vaccines For Children Program (VFC), which provides free vaccines for eligible children. If you do not have a doctor, simply call your state's health department and ask that they refer you to a doctor in your area or ask for a list of health department clinics where you can take your children to receive free vaccines.
Now, welfare scammers who have been sucking the public tit for two or three generations or illegal immigrants can fuck right off.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:48:48 EST (#)
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This was a mighty fine post
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:47:24 EST (#)
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Fuck free healthcare, next comes free schooling, then we're no better than those stinking Canadians.
In all seriousness, illegal immigrants should get no hand outs whatsoever. It wouldn't be that hard to make free health care selective. For instance, free health care for those unable to work (i.e. children, disabled persons)
BTW when I say disabled persons, I am of course excluding the morbidly obese, those fat fucks.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:46:34 EST (#)
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"With comments like that, Hillary is virtually guaranteed the vote of every unapproachable, unfuckable, rigid, frigid money-grabbing power-hungry twat riding the coattails of the righteous struggles of feminism and the wimpy, sensitive, 'I'll do anything you ask honey, as long as you please, touch it just one more time outside of your ovulation cycle' so-called men who share their lives."
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Wow - that's incredible - where do you come up with the anger?
June Cleaver was hot. I'd like to give her a "pearl necklace."
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:45:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:33:40 (#)
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I have never heard that plan put forth, but even if it is true, how will it all get paid for?
the money will have to come from somewhere.
I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.
I think it should be more affordable, but it shouldn't be free, and it certainly should not be extended to illegal immigrants
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what about the war vet that doesn't get enough funding for the healthcare they need? Or the homeless? Or the poor children, who through no fault of their own, need the care?
Well, fuck them, too. Right?
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Funding for war vets, in my opinion, is a seperate issue. Of course they should recieve full care for anything that happened to them while in the military.
Fuck the homeless. Yes a few fal through the cracks and tried to work but most are on drugs/alcoholics.
I am actually a fan of free healthcare for people under 18.
But universal healthcare is a crock of shit. It will cost me more, and I will get a worse care. Fuck that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:42:07 EST (#)
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I'd like her to kiss my lipstick so I could nut in that bowl before running outside to beat up the milkman.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:41:32 EST (#)
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Tee-hee!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:40:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:24 (#)
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Don't you understand that none of this really means anything? It's all a ploy, all a game to make us think we have any kind of fucking say in anything that goes on, because in reality, we don't. The people who have the power are mostly rich fat fucks who could care less about who has health care, who has a decent job, whose brains are getting blown out across the sand.
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If it doesn't mean anything then why comment, why vote(please tell me you vote)?
I agree they are all corrupt and liars, but when it comes down to two people there is always one selfish full of shit liar who is going to use a little more lube than the other guy.
Me not having to pay for the medical treatment of some illegal beaner or some highschool dropout is the lube I am looking for in the next election.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:39:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:38:04 (#)
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Submitted by NANMAN99 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:32:45 (#)
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Think about it. Maybe she aint such a bad idea. Sure beats a fucking kaffer being the most powerful man in the world. Thats fucking scary.
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Come on, that'll never happen.
There's probably 10,000 guys south of the Mason-Dixon line aligning the scopes on their 30-30s who swear it'll never happen.
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Damn right, boy.
American by birth, southern by the grace of God!
Cowboy UP!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:38:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by NANMAN99 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:32:45 (#)
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Think about it. Maybe she aint such a bad idea. Sure beats a fucking kaffer being the most powerful man in the world. Thats fucking scary.
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Come on, that'll never happen.
There's probably 10,000 guys south of the Mason-Dixon line aligning the scopes on their 30-30s who swear it'll never happen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:37:57 EST (#)
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I thought this was going to be a first person narrative on Jack's sex life.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:35:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:32:15 (#)
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I'm pretty sure we're all against her becuase she's a stupid liberal fuck far more, if not entirely, not that she's a woman you jackass.
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Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Liberal. conservative. No grey area.
Either you're with us or you're against us, under God!
The new "Pledge of Allegiance"
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:33:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:27:59 (#)
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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:08:45 (#)
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I can't believe you people are still against health care though. You realise that even if you pay for your own insurance you are still entitled to rebates from the government as well.
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I have never heard that plan put forth, but even if it is true, how will it all get paid for?
the money will have to come from somewhere.
I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.
I think it should be more affordable, but it shouldn't be free, and it certainly should not be extended to illegal immigrants
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what about the war vet that doesn't get enough funding for the healthcare they need? Or the homeless? Or the poor children, who through no fault of their own, need the care?
Well, fuck them, too. Right?
Submitted by NANMAN99 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:32:45 EST (#)
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Think about it. Maybe she aint such a bad idea. Sure beats a fucking kaffer being the most powerful man in the world. Thats fucking scary.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:32:15 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure we're all against her becuase she's a stupid liberal fuck far more, if not entirely, not that she's a woman you jackass.
"Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:17:14 (#)
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You and every other man that wouldn't vote for her based on the woman part are all scared little boys. Plain and simple. "
Actual rational thinking person below by the way.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:31:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:17:14 (#)
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(No offense Jack, I think you're a stand-up guy albeit with a twisted political view.)
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And another homo tries to finesse me into the sack...
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:30:32 EST (#)
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¬_¬
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:30:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:10 (#)
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I bet your small dick gets slightly engorged every time you smell Rush Limbaugh's farts.
I pity your cats', you lonely pathetic biggot.
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Also, "cats'" would be possesive.
You pity his cats'_______________?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:30:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:24 (#)
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When you write stuff like this, it just screams how ignorant you really are.
ALL politicians are corrupt, no matter what sex they are. ALL politicians are power hungry fucksticks who don't care about people, who don't care about the United States, or about the world for that matter.
They only care about themselves.
When either side starts to put people into categeories and starts slapping labels on them, the rest of the sheep (voters) in America get all fucking braindead and start psychotically repeating little witty catch phrases engineered by PR people such as "Cut and Run" and other STUPID MEANINGLESS GARBAGE that our government spits out at us.
Don't you understand that none of this really means anything? It's all a ploy, all a game to make us think we have any kind of fucking say in anything that goes on, because in reality, we don't. The people who have the power are mostly rich fat fucks who could care less about who has health care, who has a decent job, whose brains are getting blown out across the sand.
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When you get angry and your face gets all flushed and your eyes flash like that, it gets me really, really hot.
Of course that in no way impedes my unwavering respect for you or the argument you present here.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:27:47 (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:10 (#)
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I bet your small dick gets slightly engorged every time you smell Rush Limbaugh's farts.
I pity your cats', you lonely pathetic biggot.
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Bigot only has one 'g.'
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+1 for that, Jack ol' boy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:27:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:08:45 (#)
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I can't believe you people are still against health care though. You realise that even if you pay for your own insurance you are still entitled to rebates from the government as well.
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I have never heard that plan put forth, but even if it is true, how will it all get paid for?
the money will have to come from somewhere.
I don't want to pay more taxes so some piece of shit who is to lazy to work can get healthcare.
I think it should be more affordable, but it shouldn't be free, and it certainly should not be extended to illegal immigrants.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:27:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:10 (#)
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I bet your small dick gets slightly engorged every time you smell Rush Limbaugh's farts.
I pity your cats', you lonely pathetic biggot.
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Bigot only has one 'g.'
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:27:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:24 (#)
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When you write stuff like this, it just screams how ignorant you really are.
ALL politicians are corrupt, no matter what sex they are. ALL politicians are power hungry fucksticks who don't care about people, who don't care about the United States, or about the world for that matter.
They only care about themselves.
When either side starts to put people into categeories and starts slapping labels on them, the rest of the sheep (voters) in America get all fucking braindead and start psychotically repeating little witty catch phrases engineered by PR people such as "Cut and Run" and other STUPID MEANINGLESS GARBAGE that our government spits out at us.
Don't you understand that none of this really means anything? It's all a ploy, all a game to make us think we have any kind of fucking say in anything that goes on, because in reality, we don't. The people who have the power are mostly rich fat fucks who could care less about who has health care, who has a decent job, whose brains are getting blown out across the sand.
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*starts teenage-movie slow clap*
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:24 EST (#)
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When you write stuff like this, it just screams how ignorant you really are.
ALL politicians are corrupt, no matter what sex they are. ALL politicians are power hungry fucksticks who don't care about people, who don't care about the United States, or about the world for that matter.
They only care about themselves.
When either side starts to put people into categeories and starts slapping labels on them, the rest of the sheep (voters) in America get all fucking braindead and start psychotically repeating little witty catch phrases engineered by PR people such as "Cut and Run" and other STUPID MEANINGLESS GARBAGE that our government spits out at us.
Don't you understand that none of this really means anything? It's all a ploy, all a game to make us think we have any kind of fucking say in anything that goes on, because in reality, we don't. The people who have the power are mostly rich fat fucks who could care less about who has health care, who has a decent job, whose brains are getting blown out across the sand.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:25:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:23:11 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:21:08 (#)
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Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:18 (#)
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You just know as soon as she hits her period shes gonna want to blow something up as well
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284,798,111,465th time that joke has been used.
Number of times it was funny? 0
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wasn't a joke
on the off chance she wins I'm gonna start a pool to pick the day we go to war
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Wasn't a joke?
Oh, then you're just a retard.
Sorry...carry on.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:23:52 EST (#)
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Preach on brother
Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:23:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:21:08 (#)
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Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:18 (#)
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You just know as soon as she hits her period shes gonna want to blow something up as well
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284,798,111,465th time that joke has been used.
Number of times it was funny? 0
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wasn't a joke
on the off chance she wins I'm gonna start a pool to pick the day we go to war
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:21:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:18 (#)
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You just know as soon as she hits her period shes gonna want to blow something up as well
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284,798,111,465th time that joke has been used.
Number of times it was funny? 0
Submitted by Mars (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:18 EST (#)
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You just know as soon as she hits her period shes gonna want to blow something up as well
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:20:10 EST (#)
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I bet your small dick gets slightly engorged every time you smell Rush Limbaugh's farts.
I pity your cats', you lonely pathetic biggot.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:18:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:17:05 (#)
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you only have yourselves to blame -- as usual.
if you hadn't let us out of the kitchen and bedroom and given us the right to vote, you wouldn't be in this mess, now, would you???
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*speechless*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:17:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:13:32 (#)
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Precisely because you are such an idiot that would even consider voting for someone like that. That and your idiotic statement:
"I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right? "
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You and every other man that wouldn't vote for her based on the woman part are all scared little boys. Plain and simple.
And I never said I would vote for her. I just said that I wouldn't hold her being a woman in a negative light or use that to sway my vote.
No, go run screaming into the streets about the "liberals" like all the other brainwashed FoxNewsies while I sit here and watch you all lick Jack's hole.
(No offense Jack, I think you're a stand-up guy albeit with a twisted political view.)
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:17:05 EST (#)
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you only have yourselves to blame -- as usual.
if you hadn't let us out of the kitchen and bedroom
and given us the right to vote, you wouldn't be in this
mess, now, would you???
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:13:32 EST (#)
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Precisely because you are such an idiot that would even consider voting for someone like that. That and your idiotic statement:
"I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right? "
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:10:50 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:00:15 (#)
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I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right?
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:04:38 (#)
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You are not a man.
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Because I don't vote for the sake of my dick? Because I am not going to vote based on gender?
You're right, I am not a "man". I'm more intelligent than that sentiment.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:10:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:00:15 (#)
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I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right?
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You are not a man.
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Because I don't vote for the sake of my dick? Because I am not going to vote based on gender?
You're right, I am not a "man". I'm more intelligent than that sentiment.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:08:45 EST (#)
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Of course, Hilary sucks as much as the next politician.
I can't believe you people are still against health care though. You realise that even if you pay for your own insurance you are still entitled to rebates from the government as well.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:05:35 EST (#)
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By the way, most heated predicted t-minus 2 hours. This site contains an unfortunate plethora of liberal retards...
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:04:38 EST (#)
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You are not a man.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:00:15 (#)
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I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:04:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:04:05 EST (#)
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Jack,
Death is a fate far too good for these people. It pains me and makes me phsyically ill to know that people like Hillary Clinton, others of her ilk even exist. This country has become a fucking god damned disgrace. Excuse me while I go blow chunks at the thought of that evil ugly disgusting vile whore.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:03:40 EST (#)
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Well said
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 15:00:15 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, all I heard is "My penis feels smaller when powerful women are around me so I must attack them like Japanese wasps to a beehive!!"
That's what you were going for, right?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-29 14:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I tried to shit into a glory hole and guess what? I got fucked in the ass." -Professorfuckface