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Ubertines '07 - Honey I'm Home................it's late I'm sorry, blame global warming (866 hits)

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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2007-01-29 16:11:05 EST


With trembling hands he folded the well worn photograph in two and put it in his pocket.
The whirr of the warplanes sounded in the background as he stood up.
The Kallang airfield in Singapore was in front of him, he saluted to the planes taking off with a silent good luck and picked up his helmet.
"Can you believe its' finally happening' It was Pilot Officer Lawrence, a young 23 year old who had romanticised the war.
With a nod towards Lawrence, he made his way towards the waiting plane of the No. 488 squadron of the Royal New Zealand Air Force.
It was 18th January 1942.

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Her shaking hands dropped the telegram as she sank to the ground. the grass had not being mown for a week and strands of grass tickled her bare legs. she did'nt notice, the only thoughts on her mind were the words typed on the white paper in bold lettering;

'....Regret to inform you.....your husband has been killed in action.....'

She couldnt cry, she numbly sat there as cars passed in the street, as kids yelled out to each other and as neighbours hung their washing. she sat there her with soul aching

---

His plane was engaged at 16,000 feet, he manouevered and veered to the right as enemy fire raked the side of his plane, he doubled back into the cloud and thought he had gotten rid of his attacker. Suddenly the engine cut out, his plane plummeted towards trhe earth and the only thoughts in his head were of long red hair, big brown eyes, the face of a woman who had somehow wanted to love and be with him.

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She walked into the room and took down the old wooden box from the top shelf of her wardrobe, there was gun in there. slowly she took it out and laoded it with one bullet. she walked downstairs and sat in front of the fireplace, a picture of a sailboat hanging above it, the picture he hated but still got for her. The gun sat in her lap and she stared blankly at the wall.
The day she knew she loved him had been a Saturday, they were at the circus and he had casually plucked a stray strand of candy floss that had caught in her red hair and popped it in his mouth.
Two weeks later when had proposed to her he was so nervous he had dropped the ring into the lake and then immediately dived in after it.
With steady hands she bought the gun to her temple.

Click

---

The mud was sucking in his broken body, with his dying breath he managed to bring the photograph of her to his lips.

Honey I'm home, he thought to himself as he closed his eyes for the last time.

---

Honey I'm home she whispered to the empty house.

Honey I'm Home.

Bang.



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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-11-29 02:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just gonna finish this off before bed, with no bad jokes.

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-11-05 18:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/F93C150C-1446-492B-93B8-D930C6EE8412.htm

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-11-05 09:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

RETALITORY -2 WOOOO!!

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-06-05 11:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Overall a very shitty post. Please off yourself ASAP.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hugafriend (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-06 20:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really SHOULD dock you a point for putting that damn Shania Twain song of the same title in my head, but I'm in a good mood...and the story was well executed.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:18:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

I rather liked this



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:02 (#)
Ranking: 1

I wanted it to end differently, but I enjoyed it nonetheless


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

1.5

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1






No Comment.






Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please post more often.

The gaps between your posts are wider than Goatse.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

very good, I liked the ending "Click....[text]....Bang."

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Short but sweet.

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I wanted it to end differently, but I enjoyed it nonetheless

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me sad and happy at the same time.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

kinda strange formatting, but i liked it

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-29 16:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I rather liked this


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