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Need HELP Real FAST! (382 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

Rating: -1 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2007-01-29 17:53:51 EST


If I accidentally 'x'ed out a word window without saving it, is there anyway to recover the document.

I know you don't give a fuck, but this is an important paper for school that took me 2+ hours to write.

Anyone?

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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-1 for asking a question like that
-1 for being stupid
+2 for Maltese response

to answer your question, simply press f10


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maltese must be off his meds - he's actually kinda funny today.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i did this a couple times.

you think the bosh man gives a shit?

yea right

i punched the kid next to me in the neck, stole his paper, and got an F.

turns out the kid i punched was scruggs, and he sucked at writing papers.


my suggestion? don't get punched in the neck


it hurts.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Take the F. You fail at life anyway.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:58:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

no, you're screwed.


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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In word, there's this feature called autosave. It'll happen at certain designated times, and usually also at every time you press enter or use spellcheck. Try that. I also won't tell you how, because I'm not always going to be this helpful. I'd try that. Nobody considered the possibility your teacher is a straight male.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for motivating Maltese's comment....



That's fucked up.

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

C:\windows\temp
or
C:\documents and settings\(your user name)\aplication data\microsoft\office\recent
if its not there, then your best bet is to sleep with the teacher.
Hope she's hot

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1. Go back in time to the day in school when you were given the assignment.
2. Bend the teacher over (I don't fucking care HOW ugly she is) and bang the everloving monkeyshit out of her dry, horrendous vulva.
3. Fist her in front of the classroom. Then superglue your asses together and poop into her anus and make her poop your own feces back out of her ass back into your own ass and continue this cycle for a good ten minutes. I know, this all sounds horribly confusing, but bear with me.
4. Kill the bitch with a tire iron and dishonor the corpse by placing the Mighty Bat of Baseball into the yonder rectum of your ex-teacher. Then hump like mad. Give the stiff a few donkey punches for good measure.
5. Tear open her chest with some sort of makeshift Berdizzo (a farm castration tool; don't worry, it works well on boobs too) and fuck her moist, rapidly failing organs. Ejaculate one cup of semen into a sweaty gym sock and place it in the freezer. Wait a few minutes until it gets hard. Then beat her face to a bloody pulp to prevent the police from identifying her.
6. Disconnect the bitch from your ass using superglue-removal solvent (available at Jose's Crappity-Ass Cheap Fuck Dick Supplies for $3.50) and chuck her into the river. Shoot at her from the bridge with a sniper rifle just to make sure you've got the job done.
7. Put one pound of uncut Nicaraguan cocaine and one million US dollars in cash into a blue and gold suitcase and leave it at Terminal 2C at the nearby train station.
8. Receive one bitch-slap from me personally for asking such a stupid fucking question on a "serious writer's forum" (or at least that's what they tell me).

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My suggestion:

Sleep with the teacher. If you're good, then the paper won't matter.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this is the stupidest place you could possibly go for that type of advice. god you're dumb.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nurr nurr nurrr nurr nurr-nurr nurr nurr nurr nurr nurr nurr-nurrrrrrrrrrr
*sang to theme of Casper the Friendly Ghost*

Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:58:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

It may be in your temp folder





where do you find that at?


Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no, you're screwed.


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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It may be in your temp folder

Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How do you "accidentally" x out of it? There is a prompt when you don't save it that automatically comes up asking if you're sure you want to exit without saving. You had to fuck up twice in a row to lose your paper.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-29 17:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you never saved it once from the begginning....you're screwed.


Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?

Homer: Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred Flintstone.

Homer's Night Out