Ode a Custard Tart (363 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.61 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Linda <gollygoshgirl.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-29 20:49:34 EST
All day and all night I lust
After your buttery buttery crust
Daily doses of you are a must
Without you, I shall combust.
Your warm creaminess in my mouth
Makes my hand go down south
Sweet pleasure is what it's all about..
Things a girl can't do without
Take me chérie, take me now...
Do it the way only you know how,
Let's do it dirty right here right now,
If it gets everywhere, at least there's the towel.
This may be lacking the lyrical,
Tis your name that makes this poem musical
Your taste makes a girl hysterical
Oh tart, dear tart you are my miracle~
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-22 04:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You talk mighty purty.....
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-22 01:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
didnt read it
your email address irritated me too much
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don't listen to him. he's an irritable curmudgeon and if you can't appreciate gollygoshgirl what can you appreciate
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man where's O-tron when you need him?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-30 06:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-01-30 05:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I miss regular sex.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 03:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Auto negative poetry post.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-30 00:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-17 20:30:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more oral sex...unless it's in there and I can't decipher it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-29 23:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
didnt read it
your email address irritated me too much
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're FILTHY.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i've never eaten custard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2007-01-29 22:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hos
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's ok I guess
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:21:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Had a bad experience with a girl named Linda. -2.
Like tarts. +2
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-29 21:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
User id: 25052
Registered on or around: 2006-02-02 17:44:15
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Average rating of all messages: 1
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fucking bob beating me to pop your uber cherry
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-01-29 20:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I GOT SOME CUSTARD FOR YA RIGHT HERE!