Out of curiosity..... (Birf'nday Camwhores) (1886 hits)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (View user info) at 2007-01-30 08:49:32 EST
Has anyone else heard that anti-smoking radio spot where the guy is singing about smoking killing you through his trachea gazoo in this upbeat, happy tone? I laugh every time I hear it.
Anywho, here's what I did for my birf'nday:
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-15 14:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just look these over. You're fine. A whale maybe, but fine...
oh...
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-10-15 11:14:29 PDT (#)
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C, the way I feel today, absolutely.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:10:49 EDT (#)
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man...and IM the attention starved one?! go suck off a dolphin.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-06 13:35:22 EDT (#)
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Very very cute indeed madam, I went to swim with dolphins when I was in Oz but none turned up :( I was so gutted.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-03-31 18:25:29 EDT (#)
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du schuast machbar aus...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-26 08:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-21 15:10:51 EDT (#)
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What birthday was it?
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-21 15:10:51 EDT (#)
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What birthday was it?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 05:01:14 EST (#)
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I dont get it.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:06:42 EST (#)
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In defense of that silly animal you do look like you're *finger quotes hurtin' for a squirtin'
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:37:27 EST (#)
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you're hot. and cool. at the same time. wow
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:16:59 EST (#)
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Cool.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-01-31 23:05:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:13:51 (#)
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You don't always die from tobacco
But you can't sing worth a heck
With a hole in your neck
Oh, you don't always die from tobacco.
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Hahaha Yes. *sings with mic to hole in throat*
On a completely unrelated note.. when I'm old, I'm going to do subtle things to piss people off.. like counting out exact change and coughing continually. Not a loud one either. A quiet, unproductive, continuous, old lady cough.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:34:04 EST (#)
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Is that a sperm whale?
i'm not sure what they are but they have a great name.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:43:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-31 10:00:30 EST (#)
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extra cool points for me!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-31 09:45:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-31 07:00:31 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:18:03 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH OH oh! You should have met up with GodChicken while you were down there! He's great - and can introduce you to a scrumptious boxty! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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................what's a boxty?
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Its also called bubble and squig. Its the leftovers from the night before with a bit of eggs and starch in it fried up in some butter.
Its the awesome when you are drunk and your gran is making it at 6am.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:10:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:18:03 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 (#)
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OH OH oh! You should have met up with GodChicken while you were down there! He's great - and can introduce you to a scrumptious boxty! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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................what's a boxty?
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When Crystle says things like that, our minds go all dirty...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxty
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-31 07:31:09 EST (#)
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a 'boxty' is something Crystle hides her 'bushel' under. It's more bush than shel (she has like totally massive hair - it's all glamrock San Fran), acts as a stern relative that glares at her with a mighty smitey hand, and sometimes says, "hey Crystle, I'm not a fucking cactii - water me bitch". Sometimes it can also tap her on the shoulder, late at night, and say "Crystle if you stop being so nice all the time?, you could be a completely amazing author like Ranger, no, *really*" - which always makes me blush.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-31 07:03:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:18:02 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:00:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:51:15 (#)
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Which SeaWorld was this?
They dont have playing with beluga at ours...
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San Diego - It's their new 'Wild Arctic Experience'. You should go, it was really fun.
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wow that must be brand new, I go to Sea World all the time, and I hadn't seen it the last time.
Dude, you should have told me you were gonna be here, I would have had you do this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86955
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Damnit! Now I feel like I missed out. Knowing me though, I'd have an angry mob chasing me outta the park.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-31 07:00:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:18:03 (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH OH oh! You should have met up with GodChicken while you were down there! He's great - and can introduce you to a scrumptious boxty! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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................what's a boxty?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH OH oh! You should have met up with GodChicken while you were down there! He's great - and can introduce you to a scrumptious boxty! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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................what's a boxty?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this have such a high rating?
Wow! You swam with a whale! Big fucking deal. Now you have something in common with the retards in dolphin therapy two tanks over. Well, two things in common.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:16:59 EST (#)
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I think I'm going to take my daughter to SD Seaworld this summer - that rocks the whales are there. Do they have Manatees as well?
I'm going to refrain from asking alot of silly questions and instead hit up the seaworld website... can't wait. WOOOOO.
OH OH oh! You should have met up with GodChicken while you were down there! He's great - and can introduce you to a scrumptious boxty! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:49:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like an awesome birthday.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:13:51 EST (#)
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You don't always die from tobacco
But you can't sing worth a heck
With a hole in your neck
Oh, you don't always die from tobacco.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:08:03 EST (#)
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The trainer is a whore.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:01:17 EST (#)
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the belugas are dying in the st-laurent because of us...lollerskates!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:42:19 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00 :(
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:04:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:20:13 EST (#)
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http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobseeker/tools/ept/careerArticlesPost.html?post=22
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! It was my birthday yesterday! While I didn't have any sealife involved I did play a bunch of beerpong and got hammered...thats close right?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Righteous Birfday!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:53:55 EST (#)
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Very cool. Happy birthday.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:21:49 EST (#)
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oh and happy birthday Hilarity. that whale looks gross, like a plasticine monster that invades your bum at night when you're sleeping, or when you're in the bath just minding your own business, then 'pow'.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:18:41 EST (#)
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH VIRGINS APOLLO
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:18:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:00:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Which SeaWorld was this?
They dont have playing with beluga at ours...
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San Diego - It's their new 'Wild Arctic Experience'. You should go, it was really fun.
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wow that must be brand new, I go to Sea World all the time, and I hadn't seen it the last time.
Dude, you should have told me you were gonna be here, I would have had you do this
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86955
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:28:32 (#)
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oh for the love of god...
there are vaginas that don't live in your computers kids. just put down the mouse and go find one. i'm sure all of you could find SOMETHING to fuck. i mean, fat chicks need love too, right?
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Calling me out like that was unnecessary.
Happy Birthday!
Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My birthday was this past weekend. I didn't do anything, and I was pretty bummed about it. Now you made me cry.
Happy Birthday!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:00:22 EST (#)
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Delphinapterus leucas, the Beluga, is fairly common and less endangered than other cetatiosn but mainly cos no bugger can get to them.
Course thatll all change when the ice cap melts.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:51:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:42:10 EST (#)
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I used to live right behind that park in Vancouver, cool.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:40:42 EST (#)
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And the wench delivers.
-Dave
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:34:09 EST (#)
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hummana hummana
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:14:47 EST (#)
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I actually bought the wet suit off of ebay, I'm bottling her crotch essence right now
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"good thing you were wearing a wet suit"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:08:30 EST (#)
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Did anyone remember to sniff the crotch of your wetsuit when you were finished?
I'M JUST WONDERING, THAT'S ALL.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats a fucking cool thing to do on your birthday
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:45:03 EST (#)
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Pic #3, just awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:10:32 EST (#)
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EAT SHIT APOLLO, STOP TRYING TO INTERNET COCK BLOCK ME, I HAVE CALCULATED A 94% CHANCE THAT I CAN BANG HER WITH MINIMAL RISK OF JAIL TIME.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:00:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Which SeaWorld was this?
They dont have playing with beluga at ours...
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San Diego - It's their new 'Wild Arctic Experience'. You should go, it was really fun.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
I woke up with a whale after celebrating one of my birthdays once.....probably not the same thing.
nevermind.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which SeaWorld was this?
They dont have playing with beluga at ours...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit. Those wet suits probably do a swimmingly great job on the camel toe.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like you had fun dear. Happy Birthday!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks everyone for the happy na-nas :)
Razor - That's a good question. Hmmm.... I can only think it's because whales are cute and camels aren't?
Shlongy - Sorry, no butt pics. Stupid photographers.
Scourgey-poo - It's okay. I know what time of year it is and I'm sure you're swamped.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know it was your birthday. You could have come here and I would have drunkened you again. I have little else to do so it could have been very effective.
Haven't talked to you in awhile, how have you been?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh for the love of god...
there are vaginas that don't live in your computers kids. just put down the mouse and go find one. i'm sure all of you could find SOMETHING to fuck. i mean, fat chicks need love too, right?
Happy Belated B-Day, kid.
Sorry about the thing.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like it was pretty fun.
Out of curiosity, why is it that that people seem completely okay with marine creatures spitting on them? I mean, can you imagine if a camel trainer gave the spit signal and a camel shot a mouthful of water into your face?
Just sayin.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:21:04 EST (#)
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Method is also drooling over the whale, as well.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:20:53 EST (#)
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Happy late birf'nday!
I hope you also had lots of sex. That's good on birthdays, too.
PS not with the whale thingie though
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:56:19 (#)
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You look incredibly hot in ANYTHING you wear, don't you
hahahah
case in point
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:14 EST (#)
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prepare to have the desperate virgins drool over you.
Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:04:37 EST (#)
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Happy freakin b'day. Mine was today. Have a +2.
Nooge
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:56:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:52:14 EST (#)
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nice...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:22:07 EST (#)
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I believe that whale spit on you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:15:08 EST (#)
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Do you happen to have any pictures that show an ass shot in that wet suit?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:05:40 EST (#)
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Stop playing with water creatures. Don't you know your neck belongs in the Serengeti?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:04:10 EST (#)
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HE LOOKS LIKE WHITE CHOCOLATE! I WANT TO EAT HIM!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:48:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:47:32 EST (#)
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53F water? Damn. I did a mile swim in 60F water at 6AM once, and thought THAT was pretty damn cold.
Happy barfday!
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason this reminded me of that video footage where that right (wright?) whale (or was it a pilot whale?) suddenly goes ape-shit and grabs the lady snorkeler and starts dragging her down to Davey Jones' locker.
+2 for that and for you not being fat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:41:56 EST (#)
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YAY, I'd love to do this someday. Happy Birthday!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:39:46 EST (#)
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That creature doesn't even look real!!!
Happy B-Day, hon...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:39:33 EST (#)
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Pretty damn cool.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:37:38 EST (#)
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You saw Moby Dick on you B'day?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:32:50 EST (#)
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hahaha....sucker!
happy belated
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:31:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:26:39 EST (#)
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I think broads should wear wet suits every day. It sure helps.
Case in point: This post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:23:50 EST (#)
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Looking good! I had no idea God had created honky whales.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:20:35 EST (#)
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no, she's actually that hot.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:17:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:56:19 (#)
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You look incredibly hot in ANYTHING you wear, don't you
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It must be the pony tail...or the skin tight rubber suit...either way.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:17:26 EST (#)
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Pretty Angel.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:15:24 EST (#)
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lucky cunt.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD LADY!!!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:05:48 EST (#)
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That's a mad-looking fish?
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Mammal? Get out of my office.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-30 09:05:17 EST (#)
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I'm jealous.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:57:32 EST (#)
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Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-30 08:56:19 EST (#)
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You look incredibly hot in ANYTHING you wear, don't you