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Wasted Valentine/Birthday/whatev, hang it all. (595 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.29 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Swimmingbirdblue (View user info) at 2007-01-30 10:50:40 EST


In the spirit of the much dreaded Valentine's Day (screw you and your ubertines with all it's madness), here are the lyrics to a song that keep my wasted heart on life support during a breakup that just won't seem to let go. Give me -2's if you wish. I don't care. It's about 0046 right now, Korea local time, and I just passed a pretty uneventful birthday. I'm older, and lonlier, and drunk. I think I'll play hooky from work tomorrow. Name of the song is "Grace is Gone" by Dave Matthews. My wasted heart will always regret and remember...



Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight
It's 2 am I'm drunk again it's heavy on my mind
I could never love again so much as I love you
Where you end where I begin is like a river going through
Take my eyes take my heart I need them no more
If never again they fall upon the one I so adore

Excuse me please one more drink
Could make it strong cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart my Grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on

One drink to remember then another to forget
How could I ever dream to find sweet love like you again
One drink to remember and another to forget

Excuse me please one more drink
Could make it strong cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart my Grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on
One more drink and I'll be gone

You think of things impossible and the sun refuse to shine
I woke with you beside me your cold hand lay in mine

Excuse me please one more drink
Could make it strong cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart my Grace is gone
One more drink and I'll go

Excuse me please one more drink
Could make it strong cause I don't need to think
She broke my heart my Grace is gone
One more drink and I'll move on
One more drink and I'll be gone
One more drink my Grace is gone



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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


happy birf-day.


This post was pretty f'in e-mo, though. I'm sure you can do better.


Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 20:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:16:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

A -2 for dave Matthews alone.

I'd -500,000 that frat-"rock" shit if I could.

See you in hell, Dave Matthews, you homo!
----------------------
si senor

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A -2 for dave Matthews alone.

I'd -500,000 that frat-"rock" shit if I could.

See you in hell, Dave Matthews, you homo!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-30 15:04:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ugh. It's your reviews here that put me off, you're just coming off as extremely pathetic.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-30 14:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This wasn't even your's and it's still shit.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

show us your tits?

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-30 13:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto +2 for Dave

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good.

By the way, I'm a retard.



OK. We have a consensus. Jack and I agree on something.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:22:23 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good.

By the way, I'm a retard.

--

No shit.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You know what sucks?

When you piss all over someone's post; and tell them they suck ass...and they come in YOUR post and say the nicest things.

If I had a conscience, I'd fell horrible about this.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, Shlongy IS great.

So I give you props for noticing his genius.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dave = shit

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:11:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:53:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me get this straight:

This tard took some DMB lyrics and pasted them verbatim here...and some of the OTHER morons are +2ing it?

Huh.

------------------------

Yup. More or less.
Do my ratings bug you, shlongy? They shouldn't. If you read most of my stuff (it's a very small amount thus far), you'll see most of it's sub-par anyway. I don't pretend to compare my work to whatever the hell it is you call your own work, as I've not read most of it anyway. It seems your best stuff is your reviews anyway, not your posts. I can't recall reading any posts you've had at all, although I admit I can't really be fussed to look for them.
I do, however appreciate the fact that you've deigned to even rate my shite, as your reviews seem to be why most Uberers seems to hang onto and fellate your proverbial shlong.
Here's a +2 for you and the next and last post you've had just for being you. I'll look for your posts to rate tomorrow or whenev I feel like it.

----------------------

Actually, I'd like to take that back if I can. Well, the snarkiness of it anyway. My apologies. I just read a post of yours that was pretty good. Better than anything I've written. Hat's off, Sir.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:53:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me get this straight:

This tard took some DMB lyrics and pasted them verbatim here...and some of the OTHER morons are +2ing it?

Huh.

------------------------

Yup. More or less.
Do my ratings bug you, shlongy? They shouldn't. If you read most of my stuff (it's a very small amount thus far), you'll see most of it's sub-par anyway. I don't pretend to compare my work to whatever the hell it is you call your own work, as I've not read most of it anyway. It seems your best stuff is your reviews anyway, not your posts. I can't recall reading any posts you've had at all, although I admit I can't really be fussed to look for them.
I do, however appreciate the fact that you've deigned to even rate my shite, as your reviews seem to be why most Uberers seems to hang onto and fellate your proverbial shlong.
Here's a +2 for you and the next and last post you've had just for being you. I'll look for your posts to rate tomorrow or whenev I feel like it.

BTW, I did +2 myself just now merely for the shits and gigs.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me get this straight:

This tard took some DMB lyrics and pasted them verbatim here...and some of the OTHER morons are +2ing it?

Huh.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:36:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Auto +2 for Dave
----------------------------------
And yet we gots us a 0 on yer rating there harry. My name's Dave too.
Yaaaahhhh, forget it. That's DMB's +2. I'm not even gonna try and claim it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


yeah sorry about that I saw DMB and got all excited and started banging away at the
keyboard with one hand and fapping my willy with the other one. Oh yeah and Happy Birfday.
Also, if you can get ahold of Dave's solo album, uh, Some Devil I think, its full of that
mournful break-up music. I burnt straight through my copy after a couple nasty break-ups.

---------------------------------

Yeah, I got Some Devil. Very good. Very different. But very good.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:43:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Self pity is overrated.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Auto +2 for Dave
----------------------------------
And yet we gots us a 0 on yer rating there harry. My name's Dave too.
Yaaaahhhh, forget it. That's DMB's +2. I'm not even gonna try and claim it.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


yeah sorry about that I saw DMB and got all excited and started banging away at the keyboard with one hand and fapping my willy with the other one. Oh yeah and Happy Birfday. Also, if you can get ahold of Dave's solo album, uh, Some Devil I think, its full of that mournful break-up music. I burnt straight through my copy after a couple nasty break-ups.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday.

------------------------------------

Thanks Beano. Much appreciated. I've read your stuff. It's good. Most of the time. Sentence fragments. Here's a +2 for me from me. Burphdae prezunt.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:12 (#)
Ranking: -1

You won't find any answers, or any love, at the bottom of that bottle.

---------------

Not looking for answers, got the ones I want and need.
Not looking for love, as it is indeed overrated. Plus I've got more than I care for.
Although I did find a golden ticket...
WONKA HERE I COME!!!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Auto +2 for Dave
----------------------------------
And yet we gots us a 0 on yer rating there harry. My name's Dave too.
Yaaaahhhh, forget it. That's DMB's +2. I'm not even gonna try and claim it.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My bad harry. thx for the second thought +2.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I smiled a great deal, yeah I did.

Submitted by swimmingbirdblue (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Auto +2 for Dave
----------------------------------
And yet we gots us a 0 on yer rating there harry. My name's Dave too.
Yaaaahhhh, forget it. That's DMB's +2. I'm not even gonna try and claim it.





Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Right on....

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

opps

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Auto +2 for Dave

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You won't find any answers, or any love, at the bottom of that bottle.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shoot Cupid's arrow into your face.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-01-30 11:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i do like this song

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-01-30 10:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

for me its Love will tear us appart by Joy division .all the way.

Love is a chemical reaction designed to facillitate the movement of sperm. dont believe the hype.


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy