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She wanted to get me in bed and I told her I was already in bed (441 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -0.9 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2007-01-30 17:38:05 EST


She had a sandwich and a glass of OJ. She told me to eat the sandwich, but to do it...s-l-o-w-l-y (which I did) then she told me to drink
all
that
JUICE!
as she lifted a hand to my cheek, then scratched at the top of my jaw.

"You look cute in those pajamas, tiger." She said, winking, then stood and tiptoed to the light switch.

How she touched me, the way she spoke to me, I knew it was love.
And,
as I flipped the switch to activate my snoopy alarm clock,
I knew I needed to get some sleep so I could wake up early
to study for
the spelling test.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-06 15:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-30 19:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:55:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

i have noticed many men ARE children

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 incest

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

im wearing feety-pajamas right now

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

More like
you need to study for the
not fucking spacing everything
test.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was awful in so many ways. It had a whole feeling of "please hit me in the face with hot coals."

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

smalls liek teen spiritz

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ouch.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have noticed many men ARE children

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Outstanding, slappy

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-30 17:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I too have noticed men enjoy being treated like children.


Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

-- Homer Simpson
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