Why Is EvErYbOdY always picking on me? (1271 hits)
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Submitted by <panic.at.my.disco.tonight.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-30 21:20:06 EST
aaaahhhhhh
First its my stoopid step dad
"CLEAN YOU ROOM SON , RAKE SOME LEAVES rah rah rah"
and I'm all "I'm not your son I'll clean my room when you clean yours (he is a flith pig) and WE LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THERE ARE NO LEAVES STOOPID"
so next it'll be my moms:
"WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE JASON? ARE YOU SMOKING CIGARETTES"
to that I say "Yeah Mom I wish I was a jock like Jason, sports are so cool how about you SHUTUP"
Parents - I've had enough.
At school my brother is like thus huge Jock so coach always pushes me hard thinking I'm holding back when reallhy I HATE SPORTS THEY SUCK AND SO DOES THIS SCHOOL.
My uncle has always said I can leave and work with him but you think my moms will let me?
OF course it was okay for her to drop out when she was 16 wasn't it?
I don't get it, I go the school they want, I live in the apartment they bought heck I even go to the church they want me to go to and its still not good enough?
I'M DOING EVERYTHING YOU ASKED IF THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG ,MAYBE ITS YOU AND YOUR SCHOOLS CHURCH AND THE SPORTS YOU MAKE ME PLAY
But do you think they ever question themsleves?
Nope.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-16 02:48:33 EST (#)
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... there is something to be said about being easily amused.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-16 01:58:30 EST (#)
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"Why Is EvErYbOdY always picking on me?"
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I have no idea but it might be because you CaPiToLiZe every other word and that is extremely annoying to read. That and word is you have a small penis.
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the title of this post is so pathetic its why I put it on most heated
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-02-15 21:20:35 EST (#)
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Cause you whine about it
fuck you
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-15 21:18:41 EST (#)
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+2 school church and sports.
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err this is only 9th most heated dang it
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150 sorry I lost count
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ha this is going to be 3rd most heated
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:25:16 (#)
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BrIlLiAnT!!!!!111onethousandandeleven
Just like your mum was last night.
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I should be the one laughing stoopid, you ain't never seen my mom lol
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:25:16 EST (#)
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BrIlLiAnT!!!!!111onethousandandeleven
Just like your mum was last night.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:15:38 EST (#)
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When is this shit gonna stop?
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No Comment
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u do realise that writing no comment means u actually did comment?
stoopid
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Quick simon, expose him as a virgin.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:31:05 (#)
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No Comment
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u do realise that writing no comment means u actually did comment?
stoopid
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:06:25 (#)
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i rated this already but i dont think you got it
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mbe u didnt get it?
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-02 02:08:30 (#)
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I HATE SPORTS THEY SUCK
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-2'S FOR LIFE
CONGRATS EMO!!!
GO BEARS WOO
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sports and your name sucks you should grow up
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-02 02:08:30 EST (#)
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I HATE SPORTS THEY SUCK
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-2'S FOR LIFE
CONGRATS EMO!!!
GO BEARS WOO
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oh yeah and how come my email address comes up but no-one else has that?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
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I must admit, this made me laugh out loud.
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dont you 2 know that whoever talks about gays the most usually is one.
sux 2 b u lolz
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Did you just call me a fag?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:06:25 EST (#)
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i rated this already but i dont think you got it
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
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yes, press ALT and F4 at the same time
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lolz do you actually even know what that does!
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oh yeah and how come my email address comes up but no-one else has that?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
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I must admit, this made me laugh out loud.
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dont you 2 know that whoever talks about gays the most usually is one.
sux 2 b u lolz
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:00:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:33:34 (#)
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who wants to know
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lol who wants 2 know what?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:59:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:37:49 (#)
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First its my stoopid step dad
"CLEAN YOU ROOM SON , RAKE SOME LEAVES rah rah rah"
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Your stepdad is a cheerleader?
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lol NO
rah rah rah = yada yada yada or blah blah blah
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:56:12 EST (#)
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This reeks of satire. I laughed my fucking ass off.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:37:49 EST (#)
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First its my stoopid step dad
"CLEAN YOU ROOM SON , RAKE SOME LEAVES rah rah rah"
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Your stepdad is a cheerleader?
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:33:34 EST (#)
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who wants to know
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:31:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:55:05 (#)
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oh yeah and how come my email address comes up but no-one else has that?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
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I must admit, this made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:19:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
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yes, press ALT and F4 at the same time
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:13:48 EST (#)
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That comment was directed at Chillax.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:12:23 EST (#)
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Of course he's an alter. They're all alters for fuck's sake.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:05:32 EST (#)
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"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."
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baw
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:13:36 EST (#)
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Wait, I have to call shenanigans. Shenanagins? Fuck it.
This guy has to be an alter. Surely if he was as retarded as he's making out he wouldn't even be able to work the fucking internet.
Smells like week-old fish...
...or that dead hooker's pussy I keep eating.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:49:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:53:33 (#)
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somone tell me how lng my post stays on fron page for how do i get on most viewed authors and who gets the money for the uberboard since there is not a moderatror on here
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EVERYONE ON THE MOST VIEWED AUTHORS LIST HAS GOTTEN THERE POSTHUMOSLY.
THEY GET POPULAR AFTER THEY DIE
IF YOU WERE TO DIE I WOULD MAKE SURE YOU WERE INCLUDED
COME ON , ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT
DO IT
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 03:48:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
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YES PRESS THE LOGOUT BUTTON
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 03:39:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:55:05 (#)
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oh yeah and how come my email address comes up but no-one else has that?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAGGOT
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:13:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
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I just had the idea yesterday for an alter like this to keep asking people to pm them with certain information, dammit.
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lol
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:12:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
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I just had the idea yesterday for an alter like this to keep asking people to pm them with certain information, dammit.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:55:05 EST (#)
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oh yeah and how come my email address comes up but no-one else has that?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:54:20 EST (#)
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and is there any way to pm someone here or is all the posts so people can see it?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:53:33 EST (#)
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somone tell me how lng my post stays on fron page for how do i get on most viewed authors and who gets the money for the uberboard since there is not a moderatror on here
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:52:16 EST (#)
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lol emo, i think not
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:57:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
suicide isn't funny, but do it, it sits your lifestyle.
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the email address says 'emo' but the post and the reviews say 'friend of maltese'
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
suits*
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
suicide isn't funny, but do it, it sits your lifestyle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ALL I WANTED WAS JUST ONE PEPSI
BUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
JUST ONE PEPSI
JUST ONE PEPSI
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAR HAR TEH INTERWEBZ R TEH FUNNAH!!!!11!eleventy
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:23:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:21:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
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Look at your name lol did you get sunburned or seomthing
lol
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No, I mis-heard some song lyrics.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:21:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
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Look at your name lol did you get sunburned or seomthing
lol
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:14:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.... Did you put your hockey helmet on before you typed this fucking mess?
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rofl
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:39:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think the question you should be asking yourself is this: why am I, an obvious drain to every living thing around me, even alive, when I should have been dripping off the end of a rusty coathanger as soon as my poor, put-upon mother discovered I had taken up residence, like the leech I would become, in her womb? Answer that question, and your path will open before you like a yellow brick road. A bright, shiny, happy, hopefully short road, leading to a lovely length of rope, and a footstool.
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now that not really nice, death is a serious thing and suicide is more serious.
you need counselling or something if this is your idea of a joke cos i'm not laughing
ANASIE IS CRAZY
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:13:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
cuz you suck.
that simple.
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lol
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think the question you should be asking yourself is this: why am I, an obvious drain to every living thing around me, even alive, when I should have been dripping off the end of a rusty coathanger as soon as my poor, put-upon mother discovered I had taken up residence, like the leech I would become, in her womb? Answer that question, and your path will open before you like a yellow brick road. A bright, shiny, happy, hopefully short road, leading to a lovely length of rope, and a footstool.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cuz you suck.
that simple.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, why does this have such a bad rating?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CHARLIE BROWN!!
HE'S A CLOWN!!!
CHARLIE BROWN!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.... Did you put your hockey helmet on before you typed this fucking mess?
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know why, but for some reason I pic-2ure you as a homosexual.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-31 08:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember that song that went:
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
"Cos you walk like a girl and you sit when you pee."
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Now there was a song that had words.
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God Bless the Bloodhound Gang.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 07:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how he copies any review and writes
lol
thinking its a joke
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was horrible
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:56:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:24:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:20:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
i decided i didn't like it so i took it off the front page. get used to it.
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who are you to decide?
this place has no moderators
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93990
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see how we are doomed to repeat the past?
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For fucks sake franky have a heart, give the little guy a plus 2 since you know what it feels like to be him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:24:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:20:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
i decided i didn't like it so i took it off the front page. get used to it.
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who are you to decide?
this place has no moderators
___________________________________________
http://www.ubersite.com/m/93990
___________________________________________
see how we are doomed to repeat the past?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 01:54:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:42:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:27:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, i guess i didn't take it off the front page. but...where'd it go?
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PUT IT BACK UP YO
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okay 'panic' or 'mrnoisy' or FAG, as I prefer,
Since you are new user, your post only stays up for 30 minutes until it gets reviewed by the moderator, whos name is SHLONGY.
Once he has reviewed your post it will generally be immediately put back up on the front page as Shlongy is a real pushover and even if your post is shit (and lets face it... it is) he will plus 2.
once you get that plus 2 from shlongy you will be well on your way to uberstardom.
You certainly have a big career ahead!
+2 sympathy
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a tool . Live with that , or become a mechanic .
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now i feel good about myself.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 04:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the type of stuff that will make ubersite survive.
With guys like you, Jack Mcallum and JoeyG 2007 will certainly be the year that Ubersite is recognized in literary circles.
The way you have captured what a fucking faggot you are is absolutely astounding.
It truly conveys to the reader what a little fuckwit you are.
I cannot understand why this has such a low rating...
"lol"
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 01:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:42:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:27:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, i guess i didn't take it off the front page. but...where'd it go?
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PUT IT BACK UP YO
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:53:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
clearly you are 'bringing retarded back'
you motherfuckers don't know how to ack.
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lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
clearly you are 'bringing retarded back'
you motherfuckers don't know how to ack.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:27:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, i guess i didn't take it off the front page. but...where'd it go?
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Put it back
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats stoopid, you are stoopid.
in this place you don't like someones post you -2 it
you dont delet the post like a hater
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm, i guess i didn't take it off the front page. but...where'd it go?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:20:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
i decided i didn't like it so i took it off the front page. get used to it.
_______
who are you to decide?
this place has no moderators
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i decided i didn't like it so i took it off the front page. get used to it.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 00:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:20:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
why is this not on the web page?
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its been taken off how come?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope this means I'm not the "new obnoxious guy" anymore
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lol
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember that song that went:
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
"Cos you walk like a girl and you sit when you pee."
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Now there was a song that had words.
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lol
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:20:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
why is this not on the web page?
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its been taken off how come?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
happy alter day
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember that song that went:
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
"Cos you walk like a girl and you sit when you pee."
"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Now there was a song that had words.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
suicide's always an answer
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope this means I'm not the "new obnoxious guy" anymore
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, parents are the same, no matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes
So to you other kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents just don't understand
I remember one year, my mom took me school shoppin'
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh my pops,
And my little sister all hopped in the car
We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
My mom started buggin' with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothin' at first, I just turned up my nose
She said, "What's wrong, the shirt costs twenty dollars."
I said, "Mom, This shirt is plaid, with a butterfly collar.
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buyin' me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I ASKED HER FOR ADIDAS AND SHE BOUGHT ME ZIPS!
I said, "Mom, what are you doin'? You'll ruin my rep"
She said, "You're only 16, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
She said, "No. You go to school to learn, not for a fashion show"
I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell bottom, Brady Bunch trousers
But if you don't want to I can live with that, but,
You've gotta put back the double-knit, reversable slacks"
She wasn't with it, everything stayed the same
Inevitably, the first day of school came
I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
But my mom said, "No, no way, Uh-uh. Forget it"
There was nothin' I could do. I tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when I walked in to school, it was just as I thought
The kids were crackin' up, laughin' at the clothes mom bought
And those who weren't laughin' still had a ball
'Cuz they were pointing and whistling as I walked down the hall
I got home and told my mom how my day went
She said, "If they were laughin' you don't need 'em, cuz they're not good
friends."
For the next six hours I tried to explain to my mom
That I was gonna have to go to just about 200 more times
They didn't speak, I said, I want to plead my case
So tell you other kids all across the land
There's no need to argue, parents just don't understand
Ok. Here's the situation. My parents went away on a week's vacation
And, they left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Do they mind? Mmm, well, of course not!
I'll just take it for a little spin,
and maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it 'round the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't.. Yeah! Of course I should!
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
And that's when I saw this beautiful girly-girl walkin'
I picked up my car phone to perpatrate like I was talkin'
You shoulda seen this girls bodily demensions
I honked my horn, just to get her attention
She said, "Was that for me?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not sick.
You could be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "Come on, toots. My name is the Prince
Besides, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed, and we were on our way
She was lookin' very good, so I was I, I must say, WORD!
We hit McDonalds, pulled up to the driveway
We ordered two Big Macs, and two large fries and Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, we took off so fast
The sun roof was open, the music was high
And this girl's hand was thouroughly moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're doin' ninety in my mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short, short
When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive very well, officer!"
I almost had a heart-attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a 12 year old runaway!
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation and get me
I'd rather be in jail, than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in and I got my grip
I said, "Uh...mom, dad...How was your trip?!"
They didn't speak, I said, "I wanna play my case."
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it
They took turns..one would beat me while the other was drivin'!
I can't believe it! I just made a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor place
So tell you other kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just don't understand
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why is this not on the web page?
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:40:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwahahahaha.
I have a feeling you'll fit right in with us, just give it time.
However:
1. Don't post twice in one day.
2. Don't give someone a bad rating just because they've given you a bad rating
3. Don't attach images in .BMP format, use .JPG or .GIF
4. If you post an offensive image, include "NSFW" (not safe for work) in the title.
Those are the only rules here at Uber. Other than that, there ARE NO RULES!!! Woo!!!
Keep posting, I actually like your stuff.
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Thanks man , I'll check out your stuff
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 23:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:33:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Breathtaking.
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lol
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:28:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
This reads like a poorly written version of "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies
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lol
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:41:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
charlie brown.. he's a clown
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lol
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:58:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please for the love of fucking god......
I hope you're and alter!
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:56:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
die now and save $5000 on casket of your choice!
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LOL
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Foamy.
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die now and save $5000 on casket of your choice!
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how did you know it was me?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:43:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good man, keep it up
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And don't +2 your own stuff. It has no effect on your own rating and will just annoy everyone else.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and "stoopid" = stupid
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwahahahaha.
I have a feeling you'll fit right in with us, just give it time.
However:
1. Don't post twice in one day.
2. Don't give someone a bad rating just because they've given you a bad rating
3. Don't attach images in .BMP format, use .JPG or .GIF
4. If you post an offensive image, include "NSFW" (not safe for work) in the title.
Those are the only rules here at Uber. Other than that, there ARE NO RULES!!! Woo!!!
Keep posting, I actually like your stuff.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 22:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good man, keep it up
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:41:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
charlie brown.. he's a clown
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should stick around, you're exactly what uber needs, another whiney teenager with non-existent emotional problems!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:33:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Breathtaking.
To add to that, here's a link I think you need to click...
www.myspace.com
once you get there, you'll never want to come back here again. And you'll find that's just fine with us.
-2die, welcome to uber, getthefuckout, etc etc etc
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your parents, brother, coach, church and school are all probably wrong.
You're still a prick.
And however old you are (I'm guessing middle teens), mature the fuck up.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love method or whoever is attempting to steal his lovely alter routine.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Breathtaking.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah man, I tried to tell you but you were all "this is my jam, man" and totally didn't hear me.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This reads like a poorly written version of "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-30 21:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You said it bro