I Need Vacation Ideas (522 hits)
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Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2007-01-31 11:01:57 EST
I'm taking my on vacation sometime this year, probably May'ish.
I need suggestions for warm-weather vacations and I need to find something that is economical. Since I'm not Shlongy, don't manage a golf course, or own a minor league baseball team, I need to know some good suggestions for locations that would fit my budget.
I'd like to go all inclusive for food, drinks, hotel, and airfare. I can taxi back and forth as well as set up "activities" through the concierge or ahead of time. Once again I've probably come to the wrong place for this but I'm a girl so take it easy on me.
Antigua?
St. Lucia?
Bermuda?
Bahamas?
Puerta Vallarta?
Wyoming?
Brazil?
One other thing...it has to be relative to the U.S., otherwise it would just cost too much to go. Perhaps you know of an all inclusive package to Australia that is reasonable for two people.
Thank you.
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Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2007-02-01 06:00:56 EST (#)
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I can't think of anywhere that doesn't hate American tourists. Sorry.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:56:14 EST (#)
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Iowa... Yay Iowa.... Iowa rocks... go there
you can see umm.....errr..... CORN..... and ...err
Iowa.... WOOOOOOOO YEAH
...go there
and dont come back
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2007-02-01 03:47:32 EST (#)
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Dubai
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-01 02:54:32 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/83008
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:44:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:08:12 (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:08:28 (#)
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huh? even winter in Australia most people are walking around in jandals and a t-shirt. In queensland you can go swimming in the ocean in the middle of winter.
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huh? you know fuck all.
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huh?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:24:03 EST (#)
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You're a girl, so take it easy on you? Have you met ubersite?
You avoid a -2 based on the reviews below that make me love this dysfunctional corner of the intarweb so much.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:08:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:08:28 (#)
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huh? even winter in Australia most people are walking around in jandals and a t-shirt. In queensland you can go swimming in the ocean in the middle of winter.
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huh? you know fuck all.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:08:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:25:01 (#)
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Try your mothers cunt...
or if you go to Australia, do you want outback or coastal cities?
I have been to Australia and done both, you'll need to go in the next 3 months to get the good weather
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huh? even winter in Australia most people are walking around in jandals and a t-shirt. In queensland you can go swimming in the ocean in the middle of winter.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:08:15 EST (#)
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Vancouver.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:46:33 EST (#)
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Auschwitz
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:42:33 EST (#)
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Go to hell.
On a vacation, I mean. There's lots of fun people, it's warm, and apparently it's really easy to get into.
I've heard the trip home sucks, tho.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:25:01 EST (#)
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Try your mothers cunt...
or if you go to Australia, do you want outback or coastal cities?
I have been to Australia and done both, you'll need to go in the next 3 months to get the good weather
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:24:38 EST (#)
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a fucking stupid girl.
otherwise this is a very well written piece of literature, and truly got my imagination flowing.
why not try climbing everest with no gear at all, im sure you'd be the first and get enough sponsors to do it for free.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:07:14 EST (#)
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Cancun is good as long as you stay away from all the touristy shit. Lay on the beach and drink all day.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:53:56 EST (#)
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australia, italy, brazil, africa, india
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:46:49 EST (#)
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I'd like to go all inclusive
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Effectively then, you'd like to go somewhere, but still be able to do all the retarded American shit you do anyway, and look like a fucking tourist whenever you venture outside the confines of your resort or whatever.
Wherever you go, I hope your passport gets stolen and you become stranded.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:14:55 EST (#)
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I'm a girl so take it easy on me????
What the fuck is that?
If I had to pick from your list, I'd say go to Brazil.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:39:55 EST (#)
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I hear the pollution will be in bloom if you go to New Jersey. Hell you might even get a free carcinoma.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:19:11 EST (#)
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costa rica
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:16:56 EST (#)
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dunno about you but us limeys can get dirt cheap deals to The Dominican Republic and also Turkey is cheap as chips when you get there.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:16:30 EST (#)
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http://www.occidentalroyalhideaway.com/
Been there. It rocks. $3K for a week includes airfare from most US origins. All-inclusive (meaning alcohol too) and loads of stuff provided free by the resort (5-minute massages, local Mayan ruins tours, bicycles, like that) and all in a secure compound. Each building has a concierge who speaks perfect English, Spanish, Portugese, French, and German.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:09:30 EST (#)
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Iraq
Iran
Angola
Sudan
Libya
I'll send you a bill for my consulting fee.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:35:21 EST (#)
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try haiti, or cuba. i hear argentina is also very friendly
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:26:47 EST (#)
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Scotland-Not because its warm, its just we need new tourists to mug/fleece/rape/murder/delete as applicable
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:22:43 EST (#)
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Hull's nice this time of year - hell it's nice all the time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:17:00 EST (#)
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You get a 0 for vagina points.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:12:49 EST (#)
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fuck off peasant
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:11:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:07:30 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:05:37 (#)
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try going to hell
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Hahahahahaha
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:11:00 EST (#)
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-2... Wyoming, what the fuck!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:07:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:05:37 (#)
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try going to hell
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Hahahahahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:06:57 EST (#)
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wait. you're a vagina?
show us your tits.
THEN go to hell.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:05:37 EST (#)
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try going to hell
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:05:28 EST (#)
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Two places I'd go back to in a heartbeat are Colorado Springs and Ixtapa, Mexico. At least within the vicinity of the USA. If you can afford it, then go to London...