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Ubertines 07: Round 2 Pairings (1134 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.29 on 89 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-01-31 11:07:26 EST


Well, well.

With all the people interested in this thing I'm surprised there weren't many forfeits. Some of you did forfeit, didn't you you dirty little minxes? You know who you are. May you suffer difficulty peeing today, the lot of you. To the rest of you - well done. You are heroes among the living, and gods to those long since dead.

If anyone wants to give their take on the previous round's entries, feel free.
The idea of recapping 25 posts doesn't exactly do it for me this morning. Sorry.

Again, every writer is responsible for coming up with his or her own title. If you want to share it below, go right ahead. If you want to save it, get down with your bad self. Oh but both parties are interested in switching titles, you say? Fine, get your freak on.

Stay the course with regards to the theme of this deal. You know the drill. Blah blah etc.

That said, then...

The Round 2 pairings, selected with anonymous precision from my I Hate Tiger Woods Nike Knit Hat of Impossible Winter Warmth, are as follows:

sweetcheebs v.
ghola

Coyote v.
DrogoRoch

inion_de_noonie v.
goferferhire

Unabonger v.
Fungah

CaptainThorns v.
Stagger_Lee

ripple v.
Sacrilicious

Amontillado v.
MichaelJackson


Round 2 stories due by 11:59PM Eastern, Monday Feb. 5.

Voting will end on Tuesday of next week, and we'll go from there.




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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-07 11:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Round 3 and such http://www.ubersite.com/m/98515

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-07 01:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

IM SORRY

===
Well since you put it that way.. ;)

These things happen, s'all good. But for the record, I WILL try that semester abroad, if you're offering. Where'm I going?


Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-07 00:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:58:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

So I'm the ONLY one whose opponent forfeited? LAME. I mean good for the comp, bad for me.

How's this going to work next round, then?

--

IM SORRY

YOU TRY MOVING BACK FROM A SEMESTER IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY

ITS NOT THAT EASY


please dont be mad at me *puppy eyes*


and besides, yours had a solild 2. if it had been mediocre, i wouldve tried to whip something out in 15 minutes, but since yours was so stellar, why bother?


whatevs, i apologize

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

kthxbye

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, no. I see what you mean now. I didn't get that that's what you meant with your question.

Yeah, the highest rated...um...loser will advance to round out the 8.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Easy. I let myself back into the competition.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What?

How else do you match 7 people into pairs?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:02:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, we go with the highest rated of the..winningly-challenged, right?

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?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 23:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh yeah, we go with the highest rated of the..winningly-challenged, right?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it's all good, I'll progress even though Fungah beat me.

*nods*

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So I'm the ONLY one whose opponent forfeited? LAME. I mean good for the comp, bad for me.

How's this going to work next round, then?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK YOU FUNGAH!


.......damn.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-02-06 22:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn for a second there i thought this was another Uberboobs post.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 21:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tomorrow, Fungahouse.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so when's the next round orgasmo?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-06 18:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

VOTE FUCKERS!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-06 12:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

um... right

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98452

forgot

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-06 12:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sweetcheebs - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98413
ghola - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98432

Coyote - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98396
DrogoRoch - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98420

inion_de_noonie - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98454
goferferhire - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98452

Unabonger - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98449
Fungah - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98428

CaptainThorns - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98456
Stagger_Lee - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98422

ripple -
Sacrilicious - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98397

Amontillado - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98455
MichaelJackson - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98435

Voting ends tonight @ midnight

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Three Simple Words - http://www.ubersite.com/m/98456

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubertines 07: Round 2 Pairings (666 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.38 on 69 reviews
===
HAHA NUMBERS ARE FUNNY

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Into the Dark, pt.1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98455



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-05 23:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98454

mine.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-05 22:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44437

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-05 21:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98449

fucking maltese.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-05 20:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT TO SEE PAIRS, PEOPLE!

PAIRS!



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-05 17:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/ubertines07

Giddyup.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-02-05 16:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98435

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-02-05 13:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubertines '07 - The true meaning of Valentine's day found in a threesome with a unicorn and orc
- http://www.ubersite.com/m/98428

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-05 09:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98422

Red leather skirt way up above her knees, oh yeah, my baby's low down.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98420

My contribution this round.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-05 00:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn I come back from my 'Man Flu' to find that I am still in this competition. Could someone please come up with a title for me? All I have going around in my head at the moment is Snot.
------------

Damn you Drogo...I caught your Man Flu through Uber, I think. Thanks. :p

All I know is that I've been in airports most of the day, just landed in Seattle a few hours ago, and my sinuses are stuffier than a French maitre'd in upstate New York. I'm going to go to bed and whip up my round 2 story tomorrow evening.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As in voting will end 2/6, the day after stories are due, right?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-02-04 23:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

horseshit..I got in town about 20 hours ago and been drinking since for the superbowl so I guess I have to forfeit this round.

which is fucked up cause I have miliseconds of genius here.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-04 22:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Rockin'.

Keep 'em comin' neeyas.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-02-04 20:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98396

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-04 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ripple, don't speak so soon.

I didn't forfeit. That's something, anyway.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98397

Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-02-04 16:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OTron, ill try to get mine in... but im not sure how it will work. i just got back from an exchange program last weekend (i actually wrote the 1st round entry in the barcelona airport haha) and my first week back has been kind of insane. i dont doubt that sacrilicious will beat me anyway, but just a warning in case of the worst.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:39:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn I come back from my 'Man Flu' to find that I am still in this competition. Could someone please come up with a title for me? All I have going around in my head at the moment is Snot.
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I think Snot would be an excellent title.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn I come back from my 'Man Flu' to find that I am still in this competition. Could someone please come up with a title for me? All I have going around in my head at the moment is Snot.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:49:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No one's posted their title yet, I see...not really surprised by that, though.

And Shlongy - I for one would LOVE to see you and Nitty do an honorary Round 2 battle. Just so I can write a poem about it. :)

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 09:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woo.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 08:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*reads comments, squirts juice all over keyboard*

Grapefruit juice, that is. It's really hard to spoon a grapefruit and type at the same time.

Er, I mean...

...ah fuck it. You all KNOW what I meant.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah hell, that means I have to think of a title.

Or I could just ask Circe again.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I meant to comment on this earlier, but I got distracted at work.

Axolotl, I'm sorry your entry got spammed to hell. I tried to do some math, and even with some knowledge of alters, I couldn't get it straight.

I'm sorry, man.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i bet those cards were photoshopped

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't be upset mytee, all you had to do to win was insert some death in your story.

You've been here long enough to know what these sick bastards like.

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:55:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:39:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ghola? Fuck....
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Crush him Ghola!

Oh...uh...I mean good luck everyone.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, miss katy, somehow I missed yours. Sorry about that.

Unfortunately for you, I have a cast-iron hoo hoo, lined with razor blades, so really it would just turn out to be one of those "this hurts me more than it hurts you" things. With screaming and the loss of appendages.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stupidest fuck on the whole site below, beats out even ETS amazingly enough...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't feel too bad, Shortfellow...Wendy's has cool hats, too!


As an aside, that Burger King dude with the big head - you know, from the TV commercials - gives me the creeps.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"A hot chick"? And she posted Tubgirl?

Why hasn't this broad been indoctrinated into the Shlongy Uberbroad Wall of Shame yet?

Give her my email address and tell her to send pictures of her snatch, stat.

Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ghola? Fuck....

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In terms of this discussion, the forfeiters never participated so they share a common score of 0.

So yes, to me you placed below them. But it doesn't matter what I say, right Kotter?

Here's an idea -- run along to Burger King and have someone behind the counter give you one of those little paper crown dealies. They'll think you're one of those kids that has that aging disease, so there won't be any awkward scene when trying to procure one. Assemble the crown and put it on, so you can feel as regal and appreciated as you want to be.

YOU'RE THE KING OF THE CASTLE! SHLONGY WINS!


And no, before you ask, I won't be able to give you "fries with that." I don't work at Burger King.

I have some dignity. I work at Wendy's.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Marginwalker is a hot chick.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and as soon as I finish laughing, I'd like to thank marginwalker - whoever the fuck HE is - for posting tubgirl and saving me the indignity of landing in the cellar.


So, what you're saying is that even the forfeiters finished ahead of me?

That's peculiar.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SECOND TO LAST?

What kind of rigged piece of shit contest IS this?

SECOND TO LAST???

I read a bunch of them...mine was by far the funniest one of them all. It was easily the only one that kept my interest til the bitter end.

There's no accounting for taste.

Speaking of taste, Popie, why don't you suck me off and taste my batch?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:34:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY CAN'T I PEE???? WHY?! YOU CURSED ME!! *WEEPS*

Sorry for the forfeit...mitigating circumstances....out of my hands....empty head....other random excuses....blah blah blah.
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Micturating circumstances then
----------------
Most impressive, sir. My hat's off to you.
---
*Bows* Milady.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

props to Kaos for trying poetry.

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Agreed.



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

remind me to kick anansie in the hoo hoo for bitching that i don't post AND THEN NOT FUCKING RATING IT WHEN I DO!!!

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Let's not go picking on Anansie - I didn't rate yours either.

But you should have expected that.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:46:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

In the final standings, do I at least finish ahead of the forfeiters?

My post DID lead the tourney in hits, BTW. That should be worth something.

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As if there are actual values here.

You came in second to last, and that's likely only because marginwalker decided to post with Tubgirl. You ranked just above a fountain of shit. Beautiful, huh?
------
very appropriate for Jeff.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

props to Kaos for trying poetry.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

remind me to kick anansie in the hoo hoo for bitching that i don't post AND THEN NOT FUCKING RATING IT WHEN I DO!!!

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

In the final standings, do I at least finish ahead of the forfeiters?

My post DID lead the tourney in hits, BTW. That should be worth something.

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As if there are actual values here.

You came in second to last, and that's likely only because marginwalker decided to post with Tubgirl. You ranked just above a fountain of shit. Beautiful, huh?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

In the final standings, do I at least finish ahead of the forfeiters?

My post DID lead the tourney in hits, BTW. That should be worth something.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait..what happened here?

Currently servicing me below

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ladies, please. There's plenty of me to go around.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:00:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

oh good, i lost...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yer hot

daily come on - complete.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*lieu

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, take this +2 in leiu of my daily come on.


Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY CAN'T I PEE???? WHY?! YOU CURSED ME!! *WEEPS*

Sorry for the forfeit...mitigating circumstances....out of my hands....empty head....other random excuses....blah blah blah.
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Micturating circumstances then
----------------
Most impressive, sir. My hat's off to you.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no idea what's going on.


Nice picture.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY CAN'T I PEE???? WHY?! YOU CURSED ME!! *WEEPS*

Sorry for the forfeit...mitigating circumstances....out of my hands....empty head....other random excuses....blah blah blah.
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Micturating circumstances then

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

C'mon! Mine is a classic!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/98220

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-31 13:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh good, i lost...

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:48:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I win?

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1.61 beats 0.21 any day.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I win?

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY CAN'T I PEE???? WHY?! YOU CURSED ME!! *WEEPS*

Sorry for the forfeit...mitigating circumstances....out of my hands....empty head....other random excuses....blah blah blah.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm reporting this one to General Barnikey.

He'd be on my side. He still owes me money.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That Moe line was actually pretty good.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There seems to be a mistake...who am I playing? Nitty?

That would be awesome.


You must have made a typo. Fix it, Edgar Allen Moe.



Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

um yay?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:16:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

This contest is flawed.

And I am a class act.

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This website is flawed.

And you are a class act.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I had one left, that is. I sort of blew my load in Round 1.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Time to pull out the trump card, me thinks.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm up against Stagger_Lee?

*whimpers*

*tucks tail between legs*


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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This contest is flawed.

And I am a class act.



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my all vagina voting has really paid off.

i'd like to see the remaining female contestants battle it out for supremacy in a big pool of oil.


They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous