I'm tired of Sony's bullshit. (449 hits)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (View user info) at 2007-01-31 11:50:12 EST
You may know Sony most readily as the company that recently recalled something on the order of every laptop battery ever made because of a small glitch (they explode). Then there was the "rootkit" debacle, where Sony secretly installed hidden bullshit on your computer. One of Sony BMG's presidents handled the situation with the delicacy of a gang rape with this quote: "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?" Good point, shit-head! And before that, Sony was known for its shitty optical drives in their PS2s, resulting in a class action lawsuit. The word "shitty" in the previous sentence is a bit misleading, since I also use the word to describe Renée Zellweger's life, and having to void your warranty by adjusting a cog to fix a misaligned laser inside your PS2 is slightly shittier.
Not content with the reaming they give consumers with their shoddy products and condescending attitude, Sony determined that it didn't have enough bad press, so they decided to wield their giant gnarled cock of corporate greed again, this time training it on a small-time import shop called "Lik Sang." Lik Sang was a haven for nerds who wanted to import games and systems from other countries. It turns out that Lik Sang broke some major laws that not only earned them the scorn of Sony, but pissed Sony off to the point where they sued Lik Sang into oblivion. So what was this grave infraction committed against Sony that not only threatened the very foundation of this giant multi-national corporation, but warranted destroying the lives and careers of a group of dorks running a gaming website? Simple: they committed the mortal sin of selling Japanese PSPs to European gamers. Oh no! Not that!
When I read the law suit, I did a double take to make sure I read it correctly. Sony is suing to prevent people from selling PSPs? Great move, morons! Because if there's anything Sony needs right now, it's fewer people buying PSPs. In fact, PSP sales are part of the reason Sony expects to lose $1.7 billion dollars in their gaming division by March. That means that I and anyone else who makes any money at all between now and March (or at least manages not to lose more than $1,699,999,999.99) will officially make more money than Sony's gaming division. I rule.
This isn't the first time Sony bullied a gaming website for selling PSP imports. In June of 2005, Sony sued a website called ElectricBirdLand (Sony literally hired men in dark sunglasses to deliver the papers to the defendant, because Sony is insecure about the size of its penis), stating that the sale of Japanese PSPs to the UK could hurt their ability to exploit the "excitement and anticipation of the market." Hey Sony, you know what else could help you exploit the excitement and anticipation of the market? The PSP not sucking:
Sony's strategy towards portable gaming seems to be to take the same shitty first generation Playstation games that weren't great to begin with, and make them portable so now we can take an example of Sony's utter-inability-to-stop-sucking with us everywhere we go. Nobody wants to buy movies in your stupid proprietary format, assholes!
So why does a company that relies on consumer satisfaction and brand recognition treat its fans with such contempt? Because...
Sony hates you.
Sony would love nothing more than to see you and your family suffer. Sony is like that psycho-ex who you had a few good times with, but was too clingy and the sex got boring. Now it's over and Sony is still stewing about it by leaving you voice mail asking for another chance and promising it "can change."
Tough shit Sony. We've moved on. We're dating your younger, hotter sister, Wii. Even your fuglier step-sister, Xbox 360, looks hotter than you do. At least she's been around the block a few times and knows how to turn tricks. You've got nothing, and it's going to stay that way until you stop being a crabby old cunt.
1,008,300 people are tired of Sony's bullshit.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:20:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:54:03 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:24:44 (#)
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Now why would you go n' do something like that?
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Because it's fun to sit back and watch Uberers line up to cry plagiarism. Must take some real 1337 detective skillz to discover that I copied the latest article from one of the most popular sites on the net, complete with its page counter.
Back to how much I rule.
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Fair enough.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:09:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:54:03 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:24:44 (#)
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Now why would you go n' do something like that?
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Because it's fun to sit back and watch Uberers line up to cry plagiarism. Must take some real 1337 detective skillz to discover that I copied the latest article from one of the most popular sites on the net, complete with its page counter.
Back to how much I rule.
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congratulations, you're an idiot.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:54:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:24:44 (#)
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Now why would you go n' do something like that?
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Because it's fun to sit back and watch Uberers line up to cry plagiarism. Must take some real 1337 detective skillz to discover that I copied the latest article from one of the most popular sites on the net, complete with its page counter.
Back to how much I rule.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:02:12 EST (#)
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Are you fucking retarded?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:49:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:45:23 EST (#)
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On first glance , i thaught it said ; "I'm tired of shlongy"
That would have been straight +20
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:32:45 EST (#)
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i knew i had read this before
1,008,300 people are tired of Sony's bullshit.
that sealed it for me
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:24:44 EST (#)
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Now why would you go n' do something like that?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:21:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:10:28 EST (#)
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You're kidding, right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:10:03 EST (#)
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http://www.maddox.xmission.com/ubersite.txt
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:08:35 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:02:37 EST (#)
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plagiarism is awesome!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:02:00 EST (#)
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:01:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:58:24 (#)
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You fucking idiot.
Did you really think that of all the people on here, no one would have read the most fucking recent post that maddox put up. It's pretty safe to say that most people on this site have read it (more than once in most cases)
Twat.
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Don't you get it man, this must be the real maddox. It's ok to plagerize off your own website.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-01-31 12:00:26 EST (#)
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Bravo, dumbass.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:58:24 EST (#)
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-2die
You fucking idiot.
Did you really think that of all the people on here, no one would have read the most fucking recent post that maddox put up. It's pretty safe to say that most people on this site have read it (more than once in most cases)
Twat.
Submitted by TimetoDance (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:56:38 EST (#)
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Are you fucking serious?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-31 11:55:52 EST (#)
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sony_bullshit