Channelling my Inner Sphagnum (1793 hits)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2007-01-31 15:22:36 EST
I really hate people today. I usually don't, but today, it's hate, and lots of it.
No need to get into it, because all you people suck anyways and I hate you.
Five -2s to the smart guy who can tell me where this came from
User Reviews
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-02-03 15:54:48 EST (#)
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I don't hate you! :*(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:17:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:03:17 (#)
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In fact, I think we would get along just fine if you weren't so preoccupied with being such a dick.
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haha, that's pretty funny coming you, sport.
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You have a little stroll though our uber history dude. YOU are the one that started and harvested this silly friction.
I have made many overtures of peace, but you would rather continue this petty bickering - which I will state for the record - AGAIN - that I am more than happy to keep up.
What I am most curious about is whether or not you are just going to ignore the fact you were WRONG about this whole 'shitfuck' thing?
Not that I really care -I mean this is something I will enjoy as long as you remained convinced of it - but reading you admit you were wrong would also bring me some tangible joy.
So it's fully a win - win for me.
I rule.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:03:17 EST (#)
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In fact, I think we would get along just fine if you weren't so preoccupied with being such a dick.
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haha, that's pretty funny coming you, sport.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:04:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:29:19 (#)
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What other 'suspicions' did you have? What are these so-called coincidences?
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Well let's see - you live in the same city, have the exact same ideology, write in the same style...but the biggest clue is when you flipped out on me for no reason the other day.
That's what I found _really_ telling...y'see, shitfuck did the same thing to me quite some time ago.
In exactly the same manner. The circumstances are much, much too similar - as you already know, JD.
It's not a big deal to me, really. It always seemed obvious that when 'shitfuck' stopped posting, 'rob_berg' started. 'rob_berg' is just a toned-down version anyways - that much is apparent to everyone.
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Hmmm.
OK. We don't live in the same city - I'm in Vancouver, he's in Edmonton. He did visit here in the October - that was fantastic.
You definitely get points for ideology. It would seem we are very much on the same page on a lot of different issues - however he is an infinitely better writer than me.
I 'flip out' on you all the time. It's wonderful entertainment for me. If you are really that oblivious to the fact that I ENJOY our little mindless battle let me spell it out for you: I think you are annoying, deluded, self righteous, arrogant and useless - BUT scrapping with you brings entertainment to my day. I'm awfully well adjusted and have many amusements and distractions - so I wouldn't go so far as to say our conflict is anything I would miss.
In fact, I think we would get along just fine if you weren't so preoccupied with being such a dick.
In closing I will say that it brings me an alarming amount of glee to know you missed the mark so significantly on this one - but I have to admit you have supplied some some pretty good reasons as to why you think the way you do - however wrong.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:29:19 EST (#)
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What other 'suspicions' did you have? What are these so-called coincidences?
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Well let's see - you live in the same city, have the exact same ideology, write in the same style...but the biggest clue is when you flipped out on me for no reason the other day.
That's what I found _really_ telling...y'see, shitfuck did the same thing to me quite some time ago.
In exactly the same manner. The circumstances are much, much too similar - as you already know, JD.
It's not a big deal to me, really. It always seemed obvious that when 'shitfuck' stopped posting, 'rob_berg' started. 'rob_berg' is just a toned-down version anyways - that much is apparent to everyone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 12:24:44 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:42:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
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don't believe you.
y'see, you actually outed yourself a little while ago...I had my suspicions before, because of the large number of coincidences.
Let see how smart rob_berg _really_ is, and see if he spots his mistake. I'll give you a clue, but I won't make an obvious one, due to your immense intellect. The clue is 'warday'.
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haha... oh JonnyX - I couldn't possibly have outed myself as anyone but me.
As mentioned, I am flattered that you chose someone of whom I have such a giant appreciation of. (Mind you I was rather fascinated with the ETS comparisons as well... those seem to have finally subsided.)
However.
This obsession you have with me is rather amusing. What other 'suspicions' did you have? What are these so-called coincidences?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:51:27 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/login.cgi?o=1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:17:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:19:08 (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
So, I rate a caulaincourt post after months of not browsing Ubersite... and you spot me immediatly. I feel special. Have a nice day.
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I had assumed you are just Alain's latest alter anyways.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:59:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 12:24:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:42:29 (#)
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haha...
I have already told you a couple times I am not 'shitfuck'... I'm me.
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don't believe you.
y'see, you actually outed yourself a little while ago...I had my suspicions before, because of the large number of coincidences.
Let see how smart rob_berg _really_ is, and see if he spots his mistake. I'll give you a clue, but I won't make an obvious one, due to your immense intellect. The clue is 'warday'.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:19:08 EST (#)
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I've seen better.
So, I rate a caulaincourt post after months of not browsing Ubersite... and you spot me immediatly. I feel special. Have a nice day.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-01 10:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
biffin barsing arseeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-01 09:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2+ for letting me get that out.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-02-01 09:17:36 EST (#)
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Your hate can only nod in the general direction of the boiling rage I have lurking under the surface today. I am smiling, yet all the time these people talk to me, I am mutilating thier families in my head. I am crushing thier repulsive mouths under my boots. One day I will put these people in pain. I will make them bleed. I will play back to them every stupid, ill thought suggestion and alarmingly hypocritical critisism they have ever made my ears bleed with. I will fuck them up for making me be a part of thier little worlds.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 08:25:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:40:12 (#)
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I sometimes wonder whether Sphagnum will ever be unbanned
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I'm pretty sure he ISN'T banned. He's all nice now and stuff.
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:49:09 EST (#)
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Jesus, who shat in your cornflakes, champ?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:47:56 EST (#)
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since i've been reading ubersite there has not been one post by you worth a shit or with any input from yourself, in short you're fucking worthless.
FAGGOT
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:45:50 EST (#)
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This place just isn't the same without him
Submitted by jet_stream_nz (user info) at 2007-02-01 04:40:12 EST (#)
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I sometimes wonder whether Sphagnum will ever be unbanned
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-02-01 02:44:19 EST (#)
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Stuff you clown.
You can't hate me, I'm the gingerbread man.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:16:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:03:42 (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:44:55 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh please. You love fucking me.
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When you keep copying a comment, some of the data tends to get lost in translation. That's why it's always better to quote the original comment, otherwise the validity of the comment is likely to be slightly obscured due to the repeated use of a primitive copy and pasting system that hasn't been upgraded since ubersite's conception.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-01 01:03:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:44:55 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 (#)
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Oh please. You love fucking me.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 (#)
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Oh please. You fucking love me.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-02-01 00:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
No wonder McCallum is such a pussy when he gets less than a +2
This pile of shit is his idea of "kicker of all ass"
stfu you low standards motherfucker and go plagiarize some more twilight zone episodes from before the rest of us were born bitch!
And don't forget to cheat in ubermadness with all your alters!
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-01-31 23:37:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:23:50 (#)
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Don't hate, masturbate!
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I do, but then I hate myself afterwards.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 23:12:37 EST (#)
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How can I help, JonnyX?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:42:29 EST (#)
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haha...
I have already told you a couple times I am not 'shitfuck'... I'm me.
Although I have met him - I'm actually quite flattered that you think I'm him.
I think he's fantastic.
I think yer an annoying, ignorant troll.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:55:19 EST (#)
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Has anything you've done made your life better?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:54:54 EST (#)
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I have this signed copy of Ellison's huge doorstop of a collection. If my house catches on fire, that's getting saved before the kids do. I asked him to write "To my Dearest Lyn, my one true inspiration". He wrote "Lyn, you have to be fucking kidding."
I choose to believe he meant "You're the writer I always longed to be."
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:49:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:58:55 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:43:22 (#)
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...looks like widdle jonnyX wanted some attention.
Cutting and pasting horrible reviews from other mindless retards are we?
haha... yer pathetic.
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wow, talk about pathetic, you're the biggest retard around here shitfuck - you actually got yourself banned from the United States.
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Not shitfuck.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:20:00 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:10:37 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up, me.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:07:16 EST (#)
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That quote is going to be engraved on my tombstone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:43:36 EST (#)
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That was called a "set up", you stupid fuck.
And that's the best you could come up with?
I'm saddened.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:10:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just when you thought this post couldn't possibly get any gayer...Shlongy shows up to provide more gheyness!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:26:49 EST (#)
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Liar.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:18:27 EST (#)
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DUWAH?!?!?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:10:38 EST (#)
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Just when you thought this post couldn't possibly get any gayer...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:04:59 EST (#)
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fag below and above
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:58:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:43:22 (#)
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...looks like widdle jonnyX wanted some attention.
Cutting and pasting horrible reviews from other mindless retards are we?
haha... yer pathetic.
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wow, talk about pathetic, you're the biggest retard around here shitfuck - you actually got yourself banned from the United States.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:43:22 EST (#)
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...looks like widdle jonnyX wanted some attention.
Cutting and pasting horrible reviews from other mindless retards are we?
haha... yer pathetic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Uhhh... http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265#2296656
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:13:57 EST (#)
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JOHNNY X YOU ARE A FAGGET AND I HAT YOU!! I HOPE A LIVE DEAD WORM CRAWLS INTO UR EAR AND TAKES A BIG GROSS SHIT!!!!!!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:53:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's your hug, you fucking fag!
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hahahahahahahhaha
i cannot offer much to this post.. but the reviews are excellent!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:55:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:29:19 (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:19:12 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:50:06 (#)
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you usualy look attractive, but not today.
rate my post, you fag http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265
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Um...okay
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lungfish = Gnarls Barkley
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You're confused, my boy (?).
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's your hug, you fucking fag!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:47:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by NANMAN99 (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:02:27 (#)
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hey Robberg-
I hope someone close to u gets fucked up by terrorists. Then you'll
change your tune you pussy fagot. As i said, ignorance is very relative.
You are ignorant of a very real threat to your safety. Fucking queermo.
Find yourself a nice tub of lube and go make love
to Shafeik Al Mhaktoum who owns the corner car bomb dealership. Stroke his
hair gently as you whisper sweet nothings in his turban covered ears.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:41:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:40:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:49:39 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:29:06 (#)
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3k object = ~30N Fn
Ke = 1/2ma sq
Pe = 150
150 = 1.5a sq
100 = a sq
therefore:
acceleration down slope = ~10m/s/s
3kg x 10m/s sq versus K = 100 n/m
ie 30N vs 100n/m
x = 3.3333
Don't know if it'll move, haven't covered that.
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proof positive that you aren't going to get laid anytime soon...
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That's me and the sixty other kids in the Honors Physics program at ****** ******** High School, ******* New Jersey. The ironic thing was that I did that review in physics class, lol. Our teacher was playing around with this program that we could use to chat with him during class.
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shouldn't you be dancing in clogs right about now???
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:40:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:49:39 (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:29:06 (#)
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3k object = ~30N Fn
Ke = 1/2ma sq
Pe = 150
150 = 1.5a sq
100 = a sq
therefore:
acceleration down slope = ~10m/s/s
3kg x 10m/s sq versus K = 100 n/m
ie 30N vs 100n/m
x = 3.3333
Don't know if it'll move, haven't covered that.
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proof positive that you aren't going to get laid anytime soon...
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That's me and the sixty other kids in the Honors Physics program at ****** ******** High School, ******* New Jersey. The ironic thing was that I did that review in physics class, lol. Our teacher was playing around with this program that we could use to chat with him during class.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:40:18 EST (#)
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Yeah that was good. I'll give him that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:37:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:30:42 (#)
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The last guy who tried to titty-fuck Skeletor ended up with Lady Mitchum on his junk.
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HAHAHA, ok, that seriously made me laugh out loud...pretty good, man.
heh.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR MAH JELLY!
P.S. Wildman, thanks for lending me all your gay porn. I especially liked "The Bottom Boys do Boston." Thanks again.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:30:42 EST (#)
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The last guy who tried to titty-fuck Skeletor ended up with Lady Mitchum on his junk.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:29:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:19:12 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:50:06 (#)
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you usualy look attractive, but not today.
rate my post, you fag http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265
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Um...okay
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lungfish = Gnarls Barkley
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:19:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:50:06 (#)
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you usualy look attractive, but not today.
rate my post, you fag http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265
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Um...okay
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:16:35 EST (#)
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Skeletor's tits are so small she had to tattoo; FRONT on her chest.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:12:06 EST (#)
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Alright shithead.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:12:02 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:10:47 EST (#)
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Yo Wildman! I heard your mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:08:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:06:54 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:53:10 (#)
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rate my post, you fag http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265
Go fuck yourself !
Your ass called . He wants your head back .
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ooh, how very junior-school of you - now run along and finish your Madlibs, us grown-ups and bourbon and vitriol to swill.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:08:31 EST (#)
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Skeletor got drop-kicked into Kansas from Missouri because she thought they really meant it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:07:59 EST (#)
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Im relly guud at riteing grant proposels! Ill git out of Cansass Cidy. Jest u wach!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:06:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:53:10 (#)
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rate my post, you fag http://www.ubersite.com/m/98265
Go fuck yourself !
Your ass called . He wants your head back .
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:03:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:00:53 (#)
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I've read that before on the inside of a Care Bear!
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shut the fuck up, you Nazi Swedish whore
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:01:45 EST (#)
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Good Hate is.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:00:53 EST (#)
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I've read that before on the inside of a Care Bear!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:00:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:56:48 (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:48:48 (#)
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Um, nice font?
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hahahahahha
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fuck off Scruggs - you and your stupid Fagtriots suck orangutan penos
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:56:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:48:48 (#)
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Um, nice font?
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hahahahahha
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:56:30 EST (#)
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Does this make you hard now spack-fucker?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:56:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:50:38 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you'd stop sucking cock all the time, you'd be quicker.
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um, did you forget that I'm a lesbian?
Jeezus, you're terrible at this - do you write grant proposals this shitty as well? Good luck getting out of Kansas City with THAT level of intellect.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:55:31 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/98151
FUCKING RATE MY POST YOU FUCKING FAG
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98151
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And thats from the Waltons,season 3 episode 2.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Insult away. I'd fuck Foresensic old skinny hag ass in...uh...the ass.
She called me a "Hottie" once.
I'll fuck anybody that calls me a hottie in the ass.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:54:13 EST (#)
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Hate is awesome. I hate hate...or love it.....whichever is cooler.
yay hate. boo love.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:50:38 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
If you'd stop sucking cock all the time, you'd be quicker.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Um, nice font?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:48:30 EST (#)
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Bends down to enhance....o wait...it didn't work.
damn camwhore
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:45:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:42:54 (#)
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Can you say: 32A ?
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okay, now THAT is insulting...i have MUCH bigger tits than that...oh wait, you were referring to Forensic...my bad.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:43:45 EST (#)
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Wears an eye patch for a jock strap below
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:42:54 EST (#)
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Can you say: 32A ?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:42:48 EST (#)
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Just out of curiousity, is it bugging you that you're on the plus side of zero with this post? This has a masochistic feel.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:41:13 EST (#)
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"Barely worth responding to"?
I bet you sport a mini-chubby everytime I acknowledge your existance, Mr. Wizard.
Hey, Forensic...get your skinny little ass over here and rub my bird, pronto.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:40:55 EST (#)
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They're just jealous because I can tuck to the left really well and they can't.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:40:22 EST (#)
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Fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-eh
Fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-eh
I really hate your fucking guts
And I'm gonna kick you in the nuts
So fuck ya, fuck ya
eff-you-cee-kay-why-eh
I really meeeeeaan it
eff-you-cee-kay-whyyyyyyy-eeeeehhhhh
+2 for hate. Hate keeps me warm. Fuck the fucking fuckers. All of them.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:38:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:27:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right, fuckhead. I'm sure he has a way bigger cock than you, Tinkerbell.
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that 'small penis' thing doesn't work on me, since it's obvious that I have a vagina - when it comes to manliness, you've got us all beat - how does it feel, knowing that when every one looks at you, they think 'transvestite'. Maybe you should hide that adam's apple better.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He Man's butt boy below
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FASTER THAN A VIBRATOR SET ON 10!!!
MORE POWERFUL THAN A BLACK FISTING!!!
EMPTYS LARGE ROOMS BY JUST WALKING IN!!!
it's.......IT'S...........SKELETOR!!!!!!
<comming to a theater near you>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:33:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:23:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Jonny- I saw your first funny review since the Clinton Administration was in power in that dumb broads' post.
You made me laugh.
It felt funny because I rarely laugh at your posts OR reviews.
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your barely worth responding to, you old queer. Get back to work selling ads, so that you can get that big promotion to the Wheeling, West Virginia MMSA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right, fuckhead. I'm sure he has a way bigger cock than you, Tinkerbell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a dog, asslick
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oh right I forgot, its actually a trained rhesus monkey that you've injected with Marburg so that you can get a taste of infection everytime you suck its red monkey cock
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Jonny- I saw your first funny review since the Clinton Administration was in power in that dumb broads' post.
You made me laugh.
It felt funny because I rarely laugh at your posts OR reviews.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a dog, asslick
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
geez Skeletor, where should I start???
You may think its cute that you've trained your dog to lick peanut butter off of your labia, but I assure you, its disgusting.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method can I borrow the sides of your head? I have some billboards I'd like to hang up and research has shown mobile marketing materials work better than static ones.
Can you let me know ASAP so I can have my people warp the artwork so it doesn't balloon out and ruin the image? They'll have to manipulate it a bit but I have a feeling this will totally be a success.
By the way, you smell like olives on a hot summer afternoon.
Do something about that so I don't lose revenue, ok?
Love you,
Toad
BTW if you've given up the whitewalls that's a real shame. They really made your eyebrows look more hetero and not like you paid a transsexual to sculpt them for you.
I have on interest in posting these over hair.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let'er rip then
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:16:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphag likes to be called Cuntface so......
Oi! STFU Cuntface!
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now THIS chick on the other hand...there are NO END of insulting things I can say to her
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphag likes to be called Cuntface so......
Oi! STFU Cuntface!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:10:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
That was much better, albeit recycled material
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well I gotta start somewhere, there's only so many things I can make fun of
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was much better, albeit recycled material
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 16:05:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:59:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title is misspelled.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
User id: 29369
Registered on or around: 2006-11-25 13:34:37
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 225
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0
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do you really for a second honestly believe that anyone cares what do think?
You're a loser, hiding behind an alter, who hands out -2s.
Just give me my -2 and shut your fucking pie-hole, you uninteresting clod
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title is misspelled.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Zebra
User id: 29369
Registered on or around: 2006-11-25 13:34:37
# Messages posted: 0
# Reviews written: 225
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 0
# Hits: 0
Average rating of all messages: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:55:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:47:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Come in, you can do better than that, Joann
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true, but why should I waste perfectly good hate on a fake gold jewelry salesman? You own level of self-loathing far surpasses anything I can dish out, now isn't it time for another chest-waxing session?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can relate. (Read: I hate you too.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 14:29:06 (#)
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3k object = ~30N Fn
Ke = 1/2ma sq
Pe = 150
150 = 1.5a sq
100 = a sq
therefore:
acceleration down slope = ~10m/s/s
3kg x 10m/s sq versus K = 100 n/m
ie 30N vs 100n/m
x = 3.3333
Don't know if it'll move, haven't covered that.
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proof positive that you aren't going to get laid anytime soon...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come in, you can do better than that, Joann
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:42:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I thought this was about me....I am h8 you know.
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riiiight - I forgot how 1337 you are, you stupid retard fuck
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I thought this was about me....I am h8 you know.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scruggs pissed you off, didn't he.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post makes me feel oddly comfortable and puts me at ease, like a lullaby
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the only thing that makes you oddly comfortable, is when you change out your buttplug, you sucker of Turk donkey penos...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have much hate to give as well today.
I may piggyback this post and do it from the inside out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post makes me feel oddly comfortable and puts me at ease, like a lullaby
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got a check for 9 grand today. I love everyone.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I was wrong?
Wha...?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm fine with this...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:33:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh please. You fucking love me.
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nope, you're too short, and you have ridiculous eyebrows.
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You're only lying to yourself, JonnyX.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:35:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:34:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's from Jonny 5 in "Short Circuit 2".
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marginwalker already got it right, you stupid-ass fuck.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:34:04 EST (#)
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That's from Jonny 5 in "Short Circuit 2".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:33:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh please. You fucking love me.
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nope, you're too short, and you have ridiculous eyebrows.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you, JonnyX. FUCK. YOU.
Love you, sweatertits.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i hate the way you spell
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the Valentine's Day card I got for my kid.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:26:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh please. You fucking love me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you couldn't possibly hate me, JonnyX
I am scourge!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-01-31 15:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate, masturbate!