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APW - Rosetta Stoned (644 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: -0.82 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-01-31 17:18:12 EST


http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858590259

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All righty then... picture this if you will...

10 to 2 AM, X, yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes in my "need-to-know" pose just outside of Area 51, contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy, when just then, a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, had me yelping "holy fuckin' shit!"

vicariously shlongy lives while the world dies.PNG (580 kB)

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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-02-05 18:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-01 12:57:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

how can i see what ratings i've given people? you owe me for making me log out.

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http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=scum101&cutoff=8

Replace the 8 with whatever number to set as the cutoff for the number of reviews.

Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:22:29 (#)
Ranking: -2

I doubt I'm missing some kind of witty inside joke here.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

stfu malteser

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-02-01 12:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how can i see what ratings i've given people? you owe me for making me log out.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 Tool

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut the fuck up, Maltese.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You live, eat, and defecate ubersite, and it's pretty damned pathetic.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Right back at ya, cuntybaws.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a couple more of these if you want any more

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:42:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Malteses, are you gonna invite all your friends from ebaumsworld over or just the intelligent ones?

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Calling me, a devout SomethingAwful.com goon, an eBaum sympathizer, would be like killing someone's mother by donkey punching her during anal sex.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

lol @ stealth banana
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

thats mad
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Hey Malteses, are you gonna invite all your friends from ebaumsworld over or just the intelligent ones?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...why?

you could never beat chet zar's graphics, this is retarded, why even try?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You know, not that we expect anything better from you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:29:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

typical


Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll make it a -1, because I didn't realise those were the real lyrics.

The picture sucked.


Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:26:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

Because I love Tool.

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I love Tool as well. They're the only band worth listening to in the past ten years.

I just have a weird way of expressing it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

typical

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

the krispy kreme next to my apartment closed. Which is good thing, becuase I have no self-control when it comes to those things, and I would be trading my motorcycle in for one of those three-wheel scooter/wheelchair things.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I love the band but fail to see the point of this post.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because I love Tool.


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:22:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I doubt I'm missing some kind of witty inside joke here.

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lol @ stealth banana

Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-01-31 17:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

thats mad


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