Souls are yummy...or... Random shit to read (528 hits)
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Submitted by B. Anderson <kick_in_your_mouth.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-31 18:33:22 EST
I collect quotes, so here's a few. I visit random sites and collect quotes from my friends. If you feel like posting some quotes, go ahead. Sorry most of them don't have the name of the person who said it. I only accredited myself to the ones I actually said.
"I'm as happy as a squirrel on Prozac"~Brandy
"I think I shall not hang myself today."
"Murder is considered a fine art, and I will make you my masterpiece."~Brandy
"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate/ Abandon hope all ye who enter here."(If the language is wrong, don't blame me.)
"He'd make a lovely corpse."
"God, if there is a god; save my soul, if I have a soul"
"Language most shows a man, speak that I may see thee."
"After fasting 40 days and 40 nights-he was hungry."~Bible- Matthew
"For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned."~Bible
"I have no fear of death, it only means dreaming in silence."
"Suicide is selfish,you should kill everyone, not just yourself."
"It's not the question of whether the glass is half full or half empty...the truth is:the glass is filled with poison and your always thirsty."donated by Patty
"You can kill the whole world with one bullet because its all in your head."
"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
"'Tis strange but true, for truth is always strange, stranger than fiction."~Lord Byron
"Jail, where anything you bray will be abused against you in a sort of caw."~Stephen King-Desperation
"I sit in my house for days and stare at the roses in the closet."~Allen Ginsberg
"Truth sits upon the lips of a dying man."~Arnold Matthew
"To die will be an awfully big adventure." Peter Pan
"I shall never love the snow again- since Maurice died."Robert Bridges
"It came to him that one of the surest signs of insanity was a man all alone, laughing in the middle of silence, on an empty street filled with empty houses."~Stephen King-Bachman books
"There is a tail to every tale."Stephen King
"Heads I win. Tails you lose."
"A day is a miniature eternity."
"My heart is telling me to grab the horses by the rein, but
my brain is scaring the horses away."~Brandy
"A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better."
"Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday."
"...she was riding my thumb..." ~My brother
"I got everything accomplished today, except cleaning the church and killing the dogs."My mom...
"I cannot call you a sucker of cocks, for instance, because you have no mouth and no cock. I cannot say you are viler than the vilest begger who ever crawled the gutters of the lowest street in creation, because even such a creature is better than you; you have no knees on which to crawl, and would not fall upon them even if you did, for you have no conception of such a human flaw as mercy. I cannot even say you fucked your mother, because you had none." Stephen King...One the greatest speeches of Roland.
"My soul is an empty carousel at night." Pablo Neruda
"Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty."
"Your heart is my pinata"
"If you cant get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it how to dance." George Bernard Shaw
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User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 09:47:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-02-01 07:59:12 EST (#)
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perfection is a never ending road of improvement ; Somewhere , somebody ...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-01 07:14:52 EST (#)
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Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2007-02-01 07:08:54 EST (#)
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Perfection is not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-01 06:55:51 EST (#)
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~ Bart Simpson.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-01 06:54:47 EST (#)
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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-01-31 23:01:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:52:17 (#)
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FUCK YEAH!
THE DARK TOWER IS THE BEST EVAR BOOK SERIES, EVAR!!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-01-31 22:48:28 EST (#)
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For this. I didn't like most of them, but I really liked this.
"Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty."
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-01-31 22:47:26 EST (#)
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"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
Dude, that was Judd Nelson in "The Breakfast Club".
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-01-31 21:59:46 EST (#)
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"For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned"
Matt. 12:37
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:52:17 EST (#)
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FUCK YEAH!
THE DARK TOWER IS THE BEST EVAR BOOK SERIES, EVAR!!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:36:12 EST (#)
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Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:18:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:05:36 EST (#)
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Why'd you leave out:
"Shut the fuck up, Maltese" - everyone
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-01-31 20:02:44 EST (#)
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Some of my favorite Ubersite quotes:
"Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!" -The Cyst Master
"I will crumple you." -UnderOathMeal
"I tried to shit into a glory hole, and guess what? I got fucked in the ass." -Professorfuckface
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS" -Habeeb
"Whom killed teh chocomut ice creamery and why? LOLZ!!!" -Locksly's impression of me
"I sure hope their audience doesn't particularly value pooing, 'cause it'll sure hurt shitting from a ragged, severed colon." -DisturbedNakedChild
And of course...
"what the hell man , if they are comin at you ,means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the streets uh?" -Wazza
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:59:35 EST (#)
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Pablo Neruda
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:47:12 EST (#)
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Eh, would have been better with who had said it.
'Abandon hope......' is Dante.
Favourite Quote: "Fuckin A man, I have a rash, man" - I shouldn't have say who said that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:29:29 EST (#)
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"...she was riding my thumb..." ~My brother
Saved by that one.
This was scattergun. And not a little emo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:11:59 EST (#)
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"Either show me your hole or shut the fuck up" - Shlongy
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-31 19:00:06 EST (#)
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"-2DIE" -JonnyX
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:59:45 EST (#)
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"Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty."
"Your heart is my pinata"
two of my favorite. that and they were at the end.
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:46:36 EST (#)
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No boobage for you then, my friend, because I don't show them off unless I have at least a gallon of coffee in my body; donated by the guys who want to see my boobage.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:44:19 EST (#)
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Usually the ladies pay ME to go out with THEM.
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:42:39 EST (#)
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Not yet, Hun, you'd have to buy me dinner and a coffee before I even consider that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:41:13 EST (#)
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You are vey welcome.
Show us your tits?
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:39:35 EST (#)
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Thank you for correcting that. I understand completely.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:37:40 EST (#)
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meant to leave a zero, really bad uber days you just get kind of stuck in autopilot on the ratings button.
Submitted by SoulSeller (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:37:30 EST (#)
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I am Brandy. How very observational of you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:37:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:35:48 (#)
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you're brandy?
how long have you been around?
anyway, you know the routine...show us your tits.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:35:48 EST (#)
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you're brandy?
how long have you been around?
anyway, you know the routine...show us your tits.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-01-31 18:35:04 EST (#)
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Some good ones I hadn't heard before in here.