dear ubersite, can't we try and work it out for the childrens sake? (1917 hits)
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Rating: 1.27 on 88 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by scourge, emotionally wounded man about town (View user info) at 2007-02-01 13:41:42 EST
Hey! How's it going?
It seems like there's a problem here...
How was I to know you had this growing resentment for me? I mean, we move along with our lives, trying to do the best we can. I'm sorry if it has degenerated to a seemingly endless cycle of eat sleep work eat sleep work...
Really, I'm doing the best I can.
Keeping up with the bills, working long hours and keeping the house in order take a lot out of me.
I have tried to give you the attention I know you need and want, but sometimes we let the important things like that go by the wayside in our effort just to get through another day.
I really wish you had come to me first before airing our dirty laundry for all to see.
I think this is something we can work through....BUT YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME.
And bringing up that bit about your mother? That's just low. The ménage was your idea, there was no mention of money, and I never saw you complaining when you had her fried-egg-hanging-on-a-nail titty in YOUR mouth.
Admit it, you both liked it.
C'mon, let's try and sort this out. I can't live without you.
You're my Number 1 Grade-A Ho.
I need you.
Let's fix this problem, baby.
Just let me hold you and we'll get through this.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-02 18:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, look at those armpits.
tell Xeninaklopolopolous Popodopapopdopalous to quit with the shaving.
You should also show her that post next time you see her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-02 18:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You said she wasn't hairy enough for you
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-02 17:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-02 17:32:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu jew
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Why haven't you sent me the Greekette I won in your little auction?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-02 17:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu jew
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-02 17:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what happened here? this ran out of steam awfully quick.
you guys all disappoint the fuck out of me.
Jesus.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ho yeah.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AMPAM... I miss Mistress Fist. Wonder whatever happened to her.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HaHa you use IE.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To anyone who finds themselves denied by Sacrilicious's whoring, disillusioned by Sacrilicious's whoring, out of the circle jerk, disillusioned by the circle jerk, or simply of the mind to seek out something greater than themselves I have but this to say:
THE CULT OF THE ORGASMATRON IS HERE FOR YOU.
Come, pay respect and homage. Come and wrap yourself in linen robes of finest white.
Come for the AMPAM initiation and stay for the ceremonial serving of the Hot Brown.
I'll be waiting...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You posted that shit yourself to get attention you attention whore.
Wish I would have thought that up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh. I'm doing this for US, Matty. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Electro and Method traded off.
It was fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Who played the role of "Shlongy" in the interview?
PLEASE say Electro.
Was he funny?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
also, i care about my overall rating NONE, and you care a little about yours. i'll post anything to win.
to think, i didn't even realize i was part of a contest at all, and now i want to win.
i'm a huge loser.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am ready.
shlongy interview is a go.
it will hit #1 heat. on a friday that means it will stay there all weekend. Monday I can warm it up again. Easy 3000 hits. I will win.
I go home now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:01:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOOOOOOOOOOOWN
YOU BETTA BE READAAAAAAAY
(WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN!)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most amusing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:18:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
o shit you do have a post for me to click on.
so this is why you were acting weird earlier.
i thought you were insane.
well.
ya know.
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INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
o shit you do have a post for me to click on.
so this is why you were acting weird earlier.
i thought you were insane.
well.
ya know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heat is good, but too late. no double post for me today.
i'll have to do that tomorrow.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:35:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like scourge WAY more than Sacrilicious.
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I'm still not going to sleep with you gays.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like scourge WAY more than Sacrilicious.
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I'm still not going to sleep with you guys.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't know decent beer above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like scourge WAY more than Sacrilicious.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like scourge WAY more than Sacrilicious.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm torn - I like you both.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98305
HI MATTY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://rpg-sandiego.org/images/hypnotoad.gif
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:08:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Uber.
The only place some retard will pay money to say they hate you.
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Divorce court, too.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Uber.
The only place some retard will pay money to say they hate you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
That last picture made me choke on a Twizzler, you bastard...
...your place tonight, right? *wink wink nudge nudge*
Oh, and my money's on Castalabianet Girl for the 100K race.
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Not a chance in hell on the hits thing.
My next two posts will easily push me to the 105K mark.
One tomorrow, one Monday, bing bang boom.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That last picture made me choke on a Twizzler, you bastard...
...your place tonight, right? *wink wink nudge nudge*
Oh, and my money's on Castalabianet Girl for the 100K race.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can do better than that shlongy. Aren't you some sort of legend?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dear scourge,
I loves ya. bring home meat.
r.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You all sound like fags. Even the girls here.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn you...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Especially in places like cambodia.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry, so are men.
i've had my fair share of gay invitations from this place
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's true. We are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd ask for a cup of hot tea.
Earl Grey. No lemon, milk or anything else. Just straight.
Women are a dime a dozen. Well the ones not worh having anyway. (i'm looking at you noonie)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And to think...I'd give up every single hit just to have them all tongue my knot at the same time while Motorhead played in the background.
Oh, and when I came I shot $1000 bills out of my hangdown. A whole flood of 'em.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet you've managed to acquire a bizarre and frightening cult following of women who want your nuts. What more could you ask for?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:06:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been here forever and have less than 40K hits.
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I've been here for just over a year and a half and have more than double the number of their posts, combined, and almost double the number of their hits, combined.
It's all very depressing.
Wanna trade?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the ego
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been here forever and have less than 40K hits.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mine would be higher, but i have no B@W, so i have to do it the old fashioned way.
hitwhoring and self promotion is hard work.
my next series will propel me over that mark in a matter of weeks though.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLACE YER BETS FOLKS! STEP RIGHT UP AND SPIN THE WHEEL - ANY DATE COULD BE A WINNA!
WHO WILL REACH 100K HITS FIRST, THE PIRATE OR THE WHORE?
DIME PAYS A DOLLAR, BITCHES GONNA HOLLER!
scourge
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Sacrilicious (friend to scourge)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 15:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is just garbage, toe.
don't waste time scratching your head over it.
also, appropriate rating is -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*one of those uberboard comments*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Try spamming only the ones that are worth a damn. Actually that would be very few.
I can only claim one of those, you know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha, I am going to spam the shit out of your posts.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh no! Scourge fans make better lovers. wait... what? isn't that a good thing?!?!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check your last post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was trying to work out what that meant.
i wish i knew who posted it so i could spam them with +2s
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CORNHOLEOPOLIS
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+n
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She is Number 4 prostitute in all of Corholepolis.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rapist
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOMER, I specifically asked for +2s because of my wounded ego. YOU'RE AN INSENSITIVE BRUTE.
I'm sure you do Valerie, I'm sure you do.
Who finally purchase the mustachioed Greekette? I withdrew from the auctions after finding she had had sexual relations with the town goat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I make a better lover.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame George. He has money to burn thanks to that sister auction of his.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I totally forgot I went back and -2d all your posts in the fall.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-02-01 14:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only hate you when you bring up the Cardinals.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, i enjoy your new self than your old self, when you joined.
let's fuck
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me so sorry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck is THIS about?
It sure isn't about Shlongy.
So, I lost interest.
I also didn't get it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S *BITTER* WHORE TO YOU, FRIEND.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahaha... Nice recap.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:48:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, fine, here you go crybaby.
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Thank you, whore.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, fine, here you go crybaby.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:44:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
It was a waste of money, whoever put that up there.
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I like attention, negative or otherwise, so I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one chief.
Also, please give me +2s only to soothe my fragile ego in its time of need.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure there's a missing apostrophe Scourge
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bahahaha.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:45:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was a waste of money, whoever put that up there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 13:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there, you got your attention.
now leave me the fuck alone, i'm busy today.