Life story In a Jpeg part 4 (926 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-02-01 16:36:08 EST
Part 1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/98062
Part 2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/98158
Part 3 http://www.ubersite.com/m/98243
Boring tech. analysis for those who want to read it http://www.ubersite.com/m/98201
Hi Guys,
Before I wrote any more of this story I made a quick call to my lawyer to find out what I should and shouldn't be telling the internet.
I have mentioned it in previous reviews but for those of you who missed it I am currently under investigation by the SEC, not for something I directly and intentionally did but due to my involvement with a certain trading house.
I am allowed to tell you guys anything that is already on public record. So in the next few posts I will detail a few inaccurate statements involving tax code and SEC regulations so before you call shenanigans or bullshit understand that during the time I am writing about I was unaware that these things were illegal.
I don't want to give too much away so you'll need to wait for the end to find out what happens to me (or go through the reviews because I have admitted my current situation to others).
User Reviews
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:54:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Apparently, I'm a faggot (Rating: 1.75 on 77 reviews, last by corn_nugget 80 days ago)
Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-02-12 03:05:21 EST
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-02-08 12:02:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-07 17:00:38 EST (#)
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fag below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-07 07:28:06 EST (#)
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I don't know if I got this one or not.
Submitted by emmakwon (user info) at 2007-02-05 08:15:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-02 16:24:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:29:47 (#)
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You bought mining stocks in Britain? Were you not paying attention in the 80's?
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A lot of Australian mining comoanies are dual listed on the FTSE, BHP billiton etc. It's worth buying both in Aust and the UK (funds permitting) as the exchange rate may become quite poor in one country and erode ay profit.
In this case, if the US dollar goes down (and against the Aussie it has for the last 6 months) my returns increase nt just by the stock but also by the new exchange rate.
Studies also show that pannerplant is a fuckwit alter.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-02 16:21:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:45:58 (#)
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Boring, plus why would you act proud that you took retirement money off a relative to gamble with? You're a prick.
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What the fuck do you know alter?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:56:29 EST (#)
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Interesting.
Submitted by pannerplant (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:45:58 EST (#)
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Boring, plus why would you act proud that you took retirement money off a relative to gamble with? You're a prick.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:44:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:29:47 EST (#)
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You bought mining stocks in Britain? Were you not paying attention in the 80's?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:46:55 EST (#)
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This is definitely the most interesting of your posts yet. Keep 'em coming.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-02 07:06:24 EST (#)
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*was being literal for the sake of being literal....
..i actually think locksly is pretty cool
...hate me all you want rad, i got better things to lose sleep over
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-02-02 06:54:12 EST (#)
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I really hope this works out for you chap.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-02 05:13:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:04:39 (#)
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I hate ray
and I am forming an I hate Ray fanclub
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lol
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:10:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:53:12 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:35:18 (#)
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Where is my post?
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Sorry its coming, I'm working on the terminology for England...
Do you Uber over the weekend?
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Yes mate, not so much though but I'll have a peruse.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:07:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:04:39 (#)
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I hate ray
and I am forming an I hate Ray fanclub
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I used to stick up for him and fwanky, now I'm thinking that they are both sicosemen, if thats true sicosemen would have pulled off a huge alter shenanigan heist
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:04:39 EST (#)
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I hate ray
and I am forming an I hate Ray fanclub
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:58:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-02 02:26:10 (#)
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wouldnt this be life sotry in 4 jepgs?
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oh gee.
not if I put them all together fuckface.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-02-02 02:26:10 EST (#)
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wouldnt this be life sotry in 4 jepgs?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:53:10 EST (#)
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Rad -- that explains it. I didn't read the label. It could grow on me. The first taste was awful though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:47:26 EST (#)
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are you kidding, agwa is awesome for shots
oh, and look at the label on the bottle, and you will see the "herbs" is bolivian coca leaf.
mmm mmmmm
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:01:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:22:37 (#)
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In other news, ten seconds ago I tasted a new liqueur. Agwa. It's fucking disgusting.
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Jesus Christ. It's got a kick to it though. I'll give it that. Must be the herbs.
Visit: www.stfudannyfrazier.com for more info.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:58:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:22:37 EST (#)
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Phoenix area.
I'll hold it for a while.
In other news, ten seconds ago I tasted a new liqueur. Agwa. It's fucking disgusting.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:02:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:59:06 (#)
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I live next to gangbangers.
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Whereabouts?
btw what are you doing with NIS?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:59:06 EST (#)
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I live next to gangbangers.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:57:41 EST (#)
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No...you're wacky.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:56:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:48:22 (#)
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Man you've got a lot of time on your hands.
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I live by myself and I don't work...
I am a member at 2 country clubs and both are within 5 miles of my house.
I have a home gym and I walk my dog
before I found ubersite I was landscaping my yard for about 6 months.
I am a boring guy
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-01 23:48:22 EST (#)
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Man you've got a lot of time on your hands.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:35:02 EST (#)
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nice
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:28:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:14:31 (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:50:32 (#)
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i bet in real life locksly is a fuck who borrowed 15k in his brothers name
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actually I take care of my brother while he is away and I bought my younger brother his first car.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:19:21 EST (#)
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"It is now mid 2000, I have taken stock of the last two years..."
Ha Ha! Stock! I get it!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:14:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:50:32 (#)
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i bet in real life locksly is a fuck who borrowed 15k in his brothers name
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:12:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:02:38 (#)
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I skimmed over the technamalogical stuff.
20 odd years for stealing cars? wow, we have murderers here that get out after 6 years.
This is entertaining. keep it up.
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I don't know what you would get for just stealing a car but they admitted to a rebirthing ring that basically bought wrecks from insurance auctions then stole the same model car and switched parts on the cars to make it look like the insurance wreck was repaired (its more technical but that was the jist of it) the fact they did it for so long and over three states and they conspired with insurance assessors meant it was pretty serious. We have been told he will eligble way before 2025 but that was the original sentence.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:42:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 19:50:32 EST (#)
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i bet in real life locksly is a fuck who borrowed 15k in his brothers name
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:36:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:05:48 (#)
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Just get to the end already...the part where you NOW work at the Drive-Thru window at Burger King and live in your uncles basement and have $237.89 in a savings account.
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Shlongy's Cialis is kicking in bigtime!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:27:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:24:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:29 (#)
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Where can I get a comprehensive list of your recommended reading?
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Will post a top ten just for you with pictures and everything soon
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:23:29 EST (#)
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Where can I get a comprehensive list of your recommended reading?
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:19:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:05:48 (#)
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Just get to the end already...the part where you NOW work at the Drive-Thru window at Burger King and live in your uncles basement and have $237.89 in a savings account.
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oh no someone with real munney says shlongo and not just a half decent income which i brag about on the ubersites
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:18:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:41:07 (#)
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Obligatory.
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retal minus ones good work greaseball
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:05:48 EST (#)
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Just get to the end already...the part where you NOW work at the Drive-Thru window at Burger King and live in your uncles basement and have $237.89 in a savings account.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:03:38 EST (#)
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+2 for this alone:
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:41:46 (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:38:28 (#)
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GODDAMNIT FARVA
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HOW BOUT I PUNCHERSIZE YOUR FACE... FOR FREE
This is the most kickass story on Uber.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:02:38 EST (#)
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I skimmed over the technamalogical stuff.
20 odd years for stealing cars? wow, we have murderers here that get out after 6 years.
This is entertaining. keep it up.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:56:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:41:07 (#)
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Obligatory.
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online thesaurus comes in handy doesn't it.
why bother clicking on my posts? there will never be gay porn on any of them so the content will not interest you. You seem to have a lot of time on your hands now that the audit is over, why don't you start emailing me as a chick and see if you can out me as a fag or virgin?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:53:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:35:18 (#)
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Where is my post?
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Sorry its coming, I'm working on the terminology for England...
Do you Uber over the weekend?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:41:07 EST (#)
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Obligatory.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:35:18 EST (#)
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Where is my post?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:19:14 EST (#)
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Becomes quite a moviescript by now ...
Uncles coming in , bro's going into the box , oriental treasures .
Cool stuff !
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:10:48 EST (#)
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From NY, and haven't seen it
Submitted by Doogsterville (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:02:16 EST (#)
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NC
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:01:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:48:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:43:31 (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:43:25 (#)
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No Comment
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you guys are in NJ (i think) do you know the mustang I am talking about?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:43:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:41:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:38:28 (#)
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GODDAMNIT FARVA
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HOW BOUT I PUNCHERSIZE YOUR FACE... FOR FREE
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:38:28 EST (#)
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GODDAMNIT FARVA