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SPT: What If .... Showed Up At An Ubercon? (823 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.68 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-02-01 16:47:45 EST




yeah it's a shit post but admit it at least one of these made you laugh.JPG (405 kB)

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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-02-06 10:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who told you I like women with heavy flow?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-02 09:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just because I'm in it, even peripherally.

I do so love being included.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:58:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

This reference implies in eleventeen ways that you don't know me at all.
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And rightfully so. It would be borderline stalker scary if I knew everyone on Uber PERSONALLY now, wouldn't it?

I leave THAT sort of level of knowledge to the pros, like Bart, MeTHod, and Maltese.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-02 08:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:52:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

I received an email with all those pictures only a couple days ago under the subject reasons why you shouldn't get drunk.

Weird.

you should have used the girl who peed on herself.
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Yeah, that's the same e-mail I got these in yesterday...and I thought to myself, "hmmm, some of these aren't too bad, what can I do with them in 15 minutes before leaving work?"


Some of these reviews are pretty damn funny.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-02-02 05:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"You're gonna make a lot of sick people very unhappy"......

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-02-02 04:03:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

• Cyber-Relational Addiction - Online relationships in chat rooms become more important than relationships with family and non-internet friends. In addition to spending time chatting online with these new acquaintances, long-distance charges may accumulate as the conversations begin to enter the non-virtual (real) world. Concerns that the individual may attempt to meet an online acquaintance in person should be taken seriously, as there is no way of knowing who someone met over the internet really is.


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-02 03:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi CT, any chance I could have my family album back when you're done?

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-02 02:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto - traveling to the other side of the world to go to an ubercon pluz 2

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

this set of pictures needs a scratch and sniff feature

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-02-02 01:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah ha!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-02-02 00:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-02-01 22:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:31:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMMIT WHO FUCKING SERVES WHISKEY SOURS IN FUCKING PINT GLASSES!!?!??!?!

I HAD HALF A BOTTLE OF FUCKING JACK WITH CREEP AND SOME VODKA AND IT DIDN'T DO SHIT TO ME BUT THEN I GET SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY PUT A SHOT AND A HALF IN A FUCKING PINT GLASS AND FILL IT WITH SOUR AND IT'S SOMEHOW MY FAULT??? YOU TRY NOT TO PUKE WITH ALL THAT SUGAR.

assholes.

plus someone tried to molest me in the bathroom :( i didn't wanna go back.

RETIREMENT IS GOING FINE YOU PRICKS!
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ohh yeah it was totally the sugar that made you puke

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-02-01 20:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:49:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

you shouldn't be drinking while you're pregnant anyway Jersey girl.

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HaHa.

Genius.

-Dave

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you shouldn't be drinking while you're pregnant anyway Jersey girl.

God was punishing you for your sins.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMMIT WHO FUCKING SERVES WHISKEY SOURS IN FUCKING PINT GLASSES!!?!??!?!

I HAD HALF A BOTTLE OF FUCKING JACK WITH CREEP AND SOME VODKA AND IT DIDN'T DO SHIT TO ME BUT THEN I GET SOMEWHERE WHERE THEY PUT A SHOT AND A HALF IN A FUCKING PINT GLASS AND FILL IT WITH SOUR AND IT'S SOMEHOW MY FAULT??? YOU TRY NOT TO PUKE WITH ALL THAT SUGAR.

assholes.

plus someone tried to molest me in the bathroom :( i didn't wanna go back.

RETIREMENT IS GOING FINE YOU PRICKS!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd be the one sitting up still on the curb you realize...
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says the girl who, last time she went drinking, puked ON THE FUCKING BAR

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It's because she's retired and only opens her legs for herself now.

7 weeks so far... Come on noonie!


Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure, why not.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd be the one sitting up still on the curb you realize...
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says the girl who, last time she went drinking, puked ON THE FUCKING BAR

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

" "

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I received an email with all those pictures only a couple days ago under the subject reasons why you shouldn't get drunk.

Weird.

you should have used the girl who peed on herself.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

lovely

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty halarious

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


haha!


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/69785

Yup. You owe me my customary fee of $100 for use of this copywrited material.

...That I stole from some OTHER stupid website but that's the way it goes sometimes.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY FUCK YOU I DONT DRINK RUBBING ALCOHOL AND SNUFF GLUE



























I sniff rubbing alcohol and drink glue.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have taken the pictures. Until later in the evening.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:01:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck...I rated it before I got to the end...Outstanding.

BTW, I already used that guy breaking the toilet pic in one of my old classic posts.



I remember that! It was a 'name this uberer' contest or something. You never did reveal who you alleged it to be.

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

black ass has made many an appearance in his life

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 17:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck...I rated it before I got to the end...Outstanding.

BTW, I already used that guy breaking the toilet pic in one of my old classic posts.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This reference implies in eleventeen ways that you don't know me at all.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

first pic is a priceless moment. And I haven't seen any of these before, except for the chick passed out on the picnic table.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People do love showing off their butt cracks, don't they?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i'd be the one sitting up still on the curb you realize...

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Noonie

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was clever...and humorous...a lot better than all of your Circle Jerk buddies posts.

(You know who I'm talking about).

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ugh.

I don't even drink, you fool.
============

FUCKING DOWNRIGHT, BOLDFACED LIES.


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Nobody has ever seen these pictures before.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ugh.

I don't even drink, you fool.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha!!!


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I already regret making this.

But damn was I bored.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-01 16:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amusing


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